/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fucking disgusting, I don't go anywhere but I still shower everyday,

You don't need to shower daily (or even weekly) to maintain proper hygiene if you're a hikki, but it's fun so I do it anyway.

It's really relaxing. If you have a big shower you can even lie down and rest in the mornings.

Not me. I feel gross after just two days without.

>>9580186
that's a lie.

I shower every four or five days. I leave the AC at around 5-10C, so it's not like I sweat. It's only when the musk of my genitals that starts to get too strong and I can smell it when just walking or sitting down. that is when I take a shower.

>>9580201
Do you like to sing in the shower? I do.

>>9580208

I'm bad at singing and it just makes me feel silly, but I do hum.

My hair gets noticeably greasy in a week or so of no bathing; I usually shower every 2-3 days or so. Plus I find it very relaxing.

>>9580207

Genital-musk? Do you not clean yourself properly after masturbation or something?

>>9580208
very kawaii image for very kawaii post

>>9580222
I don't actually. I have an old rag I just keep wiping myself with after I'm done for almost a year now. I lost my old one.
Since I'm wiping myself with something that was already covered in masturbation fluids, then it doesn't really clean me up, it just dries me off.

I can`t stand being without showering more than one day. My hair gets inexplicably fucking greasy even when I spent days without going outside and having th AC turned on most of the day, and by my hair I mean ALL THE HAIR IN MY BODY.

I like to relax in the bath every night. It's my favorite part of the day.

>>9580265
Geez, just go to the sink and splash some water on your dick when you're done.

>>9580272

Does your ass-scalp get dandruff?

>>9580275
That's gross, you're just floating in your own filth water. It's even grosser if you don't wash the tub every day, otherwise you're also touching the dirty tub, achhh. I'm getting grossed out just thinking about it. I clean the bathtub/shower once a week and I still get grossed out when my feet touch it.

>>9580294
What filth? I barely leave my room.

And I do clean it every day.

I shower daily. I'm very efficient at it, and have a shower protocol, which I follow.

I take my clothes off in this order:
Pants>Shirt>Socks>Underwear
I put them on in this order:
Underwear>Socks>Shirt>Pants

While in the shower, I turn on the water, face away from it, raise my arms, rotate 360°, soak my hair, and then turn the water off. I lather shampoo into my hair, and cover my entire body with suds. I then turn the water on again, wash the shampoo out of my hair, raise my arms, and turn 360° yet again. My final steps are applying conditioner to my hair, shaving cream to my face, then shaving and washing all of that off. I dry myself, put my clothes on, and am done within 10 minutes. I use very little water this way.

I have many protocols, actually. Eating, sleeping, exercise, anything that is mundane, really. The logic to this is that I'm going to be bored doing these things anyway, so I may as well do them quickly and efficiently.

It's always the same responses.

"I shower everyday"
"I can't stand being dirty"
"More than one day without showering is too much"

I wonder if people are too ashamed to admit that they don't shower. Why would you even care about pride and reputation in an anonymous board?

>>9580424
It has nothing to do with pride. I just tell the truth.

I shower about once every 3 weeks. I have really long hair so whenever I scratch my head and there is gunk under my finger nails I know its time. Yes I'm a hiki.

>>9580423

What's 'quick and efficient' about that order of clothing removal/replacement?

There's no advantage in doing things this way - you just want to preserve the status quo. Familiarity is comfortable. Hell is monotony and you're scared of heaven.

I shower once or twice a week. I'm a disgusting human being. I don't know how you can last up to a month without hating the dirt on your body.

>>9580471

There's no dirt in my house.

>>9580423
>Pants>Shirt>Socks>Underwear
It would be faster to remove socks while you remove pants. In fact you can remove your underwear at the same time too. I remove socks, pants and underwear all at the same time, then I remove my shirt.

>>9580460
Descending order of mass, pants having the most mass, underwear having the least. I fold the clothes when I take them off, so carrying them to the washing machine later is more convenient - I flip the pants over everything in-between and make some kind of clothes taco.

It's faster that way in the long run. I put clothes on in the reverse order because I pick them up from top to bottom of the stack.

>>9580477
Your body creates filth all over you.

>>9580490

You lift five different fishing weights in your hand, weighing 500 grams, 400, 300, 200, and 100 respectively.

You lift them from highest weight to lowest, then vice-versa. Does the total amount of weight you lifted change?

jp should have a public bath we can all go to and help wash each other's backs off.

>>9580501

It makes dead skin cells and hair, which fall off of me.

Happens to me sometimes too, OP. Sometimes it can go on for many months, and even one time stretched on for over two years.

Can't be helped I guess.

>>9580526
You never sweat or get greasy? Never? I guess I must be some kind of monster.

The longest I've ever gone without showering is four days.

>>9580516
No. That's irrelevant, though.

>>9580581

No it's not, nerdburglar. You slow?

I tend to shower more than once a day.

Sometimes I spend 40 or so minutes sitting down in the shower deep in thought about realistic fictional scenarios.

I masturbated in the shower twice. Urinated once.

>>9580632
>urinating in the shower

>>9580632

How can you masturbate in the shower?

Even if you do manage to do that, cum+water = Extremely sticky glue

It basically turns semen into shit that will not come off your body.

>>9580664

Just use soap.

I like showering, but I get too interested in other things and I sometimes forget to shower. It has been about six days since I last showered.

I get very absorbed in the things that I'm doing and by the time I get sleepy it's 3:00AM and that's too late for a shower. It's an endless cycle.

>>9580632
Baka how could you? You could have used my mouth instead!

The worst is my hair, I cannot stand it being greasy and dirty looking so I shower daily so it is always soft.

Please keep clean.

>>9580756

Please do not attach an avatar or signature to your post.

How long is your hair? I think mine is 5ft from center of head down.

>>9580756
Let me wash your hair next time

>>9580756
My hair looks crappy when I wash is because it's so dry. It's also really curly, which I hate, so I straighten it.

I hate my hair.

>>9580794
There is stuff you can put in your hair while it is still damp to stop it from getting dry and frizzing all over the place. Next time you get your hair cut just ask your stylist/barber or whoever cuts your hair.

Straightening irons kill your hair, so that is certainly not helping with the dry thing..

>>9580825
stop ruining this character, please

>>9580794
Can we trade?
Because my hair is thin and straight, and about two feet from the center to the end.
I look like a dang metal-head when it's not in a hair-bun.

>>9580847
cut ur fuggin hair nerd

Showering is my favorite part of the day. Sometimes I even take two showers just to sit in the warm water. I wish I had a bathtub.

I love bathing but the shower is so far away and I'm also really lazy so I just shower once a week.

>>9580632
> Urinated once.

YOU UNIMAGINABLY DISGUSTING FILTH

>sit down in warm shower
>close eyes
>million-dick bukkake

>>9580906
Who are you quoting?

>>9580880
disgusting

>>9580913
How is that disgusting? You're a weirdo anon.

>>9580912
cut that shit out

I feel disgusting if I go too long without a shower. If I go for too long feeling disgusting due to no shower, I start to break down mentally.

>>9580825
>13. Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

Showering is fucking boring. So is shaving.

>>9580764
>>9580950
>>>/q/

>>9580880

ooh girl look at you eating those infinite potato chips, you gonna get faaaat...

People (of my family) have to complain that I really smell before I even remember to think about showering

It still takes several days after that for me to actually go through with it