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9562776 No.9562776 [Reply] [Original]

If I were to have 3 secret twin tails onaholes shipped to my home in New Jersey, USA, would the long arm of the law punish me?

Also, Onahole General.

>> No.9562791

It's a sex toy, not a bomb.

>> No.9562820

Lets try this again:

Are there any dolls, say 1/2 or 1/3 scale(but not life-size), with the torso part being an onahole? But a complete doll with face and everything.

Or, dunno, conversion kits for dollfies or something like that?

>> No.9562825

>>9562791
A cartoon girl is not a sex toy, she's a human being

>> No.9562846

>>9562776

Yeah, you'll get 3 life sentences. Trust me, I'm typing this from prison right now.

>> No.9562861
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>>9562820
>conversion kits for dollfies or something like that?

Seems like a lot of money for a fuck doll though

>> No.9562900

>>9562861
Oooooh, nice. Not perfect maybe, but nice. I'd love to see a video of someone fucking one of those.

As for the lots of money... I think you can either go for something that just feels good, or go all the way if you're looking for something that looks nice.

All the torso-only onaholes just look pointless.

>> No.9562924

Unless it has naked lolis on the box no one cares

>> No.9562936

>>9562924

Anyone know if secret twin tails has nude lolis on the box? Please respond

>> No.9562941

There's a fairy-themed one I've been looking into, but with loli being illegal where I live, I'm unsure on it. Any Canadabros know if I can safely order it? How likely is it I'll get v& if I buy one?

>> No.9562959
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9562959

>>9562861

>> No.9562971
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9562971

>>9562941
Is it this? You're fucked if they open the box

>> No.9563091

>>9562971
It has breasts though

>> No.9563199

>>9563091

debatable

>> No.9563218

The holes seem really tiny, how do you put your penis inside?

>> No.9563227

>>9563218
They stretch

>> No.9563245

>>9563227
It seems like a pretty big stretch, and wouldn't it be really tight on your dick?

>> No.9563255

>>9563245

yes

>> No.9563257
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9563257

>>9563245
>and wouldn't it be really tight on your dick?
That's kinda the point of a lolihole

>> No.9563281

>>9563245
They are made for the Japanese.

>> No.9563308

are onaholes better than Tenga?

>> No.9563315

I live in NJ and I took that picture the morning I got my hole.
So I figure you won't get in trouble.
But I know customs didn't look at it.
And..>>9562936
Yes it does

>> No.9563321

>>9563308
It's the same thing I think.

Onahole is just a generic name for those things.

>> No.9563318

>>9562900

There's a gif of it around somewhere...

>> No.9563322

>>9563218
They stretch.

>> No.9563353

>>9562776
i bet they will just keep your stuff and send you a seizure letter telling you how upset they are. i had a package of anabolic steroids seized and they just sent me a letter saying something like "your attempt at smuggling illegal drugs into this country has failed. blah blah

>> No.9563361

are these toys tighter than what they have in USA? since you know, small asian penises. what about the loli ones? are they even tighter?

>> No.9563365
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9563365

>>9562776
ITT: Virgins

>> No.9563370

>>9563365
Virgins on /jp/? Ya dont say

>> No.9563381

>>9563370
I only went into this thread to post that, but now I'm jealous of all of you with the money to buy these.
...Damn it.

>> No.9563383

has anyone bought one of these?
http://www.kanojotoys.com/high-school-girl-used-panties-p-786.html

i just ordered one. seriously hope theres no shit stain on it

>> No.9563393

>>9563383
implying there won't be.

>> No.9563396

>>9563381
The OP onahole is only 66 dollaroos with shipping to US

>> No.9563399

>>9563383
what if they just got some dirty fat men to wear them?

>> No.9563403

>>9563399
Nah, probably just dirty skinny men

>> No.9563406

>>9563396
time to start saving up some money.

>> No.9563404

>>9563399
http://www.kanojotoys.com/super-fresh-used-panties-set-p-878.html

they have photo evidence

>> No.9563408

>>9563404
Those aren't high school girls, you should sue them.

>> No.9563414

where do you buy that toy in OP's picture? its not on jlist or kanojotoys

>> No.9563420

>>9563414
http://en-nls.com/pict1-26132?c2=9999

>> No.9563426

>>9563404
>*Please note that due to its nature this product cannot be returned*

i smirked.

>> No.9563424

>>9563404
like us on facebook lol (:

>> No.9563425

>>9562776
Mind if I jerk off to your box later?

>> No.9563441

>>9563383
>>9563404
>>9563408
It says "simulating the feeling and smell of being worn"... Does that mean that they weren't actually worn?

>> No.9563456
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9563456

>>9562776
Make sure you vote the right president.
http://www.datafilehost.com/download-6bdc4ffb.html

>> No.9563501

>>9563315

which picture?

and what exactly is lewd on the box?

>> No.9563506
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>> No.9563532
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9563532

>>9563404
>Frog Pillows

Alright, this is as bad as blowup dolls.

>> No.9563535

>>9562971
That is the exact one I want. The place I was thinking of ordering from can label them generically, like "rubber toy" and stuff, but I'm paranoid about it either way.

>> No.9563537

>>9563535
Find a house that's been up for sale for a while and will be empty.
Send package to empty house address
Use fake name
Pay with prepaid visa
Break into house if you have to so you can open the front door when it arrives.

>> No.9563558

>>9562971
>>9562941

But it's not a loli it's a fairy.

>> No.9563560

I just want to know if I'll be ok ordering a twin tails to the states...

>> No.9563570

>>9563537
I was thinking of maybe having them send it to an empty house (there's one right across the street that's empty and they're asking way too much for it) and specifying that if nobody answers, they bring it to MY house. I've had to accept stuff for neighbours before after all.

>> No.9563575

>>9563558
>"THAT DIRTY PEDOFILE FUCKS KIDS!"
>"LET'S SHOW HIM WHAT WE DO TO KID FUCKERS JIMBO."

And then anon was dead

>> No.9563577
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9563577

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-d9f4081e.html

>> No.9563589

>>9562941
>Canadabros
>v&

augh

>> No.9563597
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9563597

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-212e9b17.html

>> No.9563608

OP, if it makes you feel better, I live in New Jersey too.

>> No.9563609

>>9563501

please respond

>> No.9563614

>>9563608

maybe if we purchase them at the same time only one of us will be caught

>> No.9563615

>>9563501
The girl is naked and covered in jizz on the back.
But keep in mind these are imported all the time and I'm pretty sure nobodies gotten in trouble.

>> No.9563623

>>9563615

could you, by any chance, post a picture?

>> No.9563637

Hey OP, I had Sana last time and didn't have any trouble with customs. Speaking of which I live in PA, you should order another one for me since my last one ripped.

I was the guy who decided to fuck with /a/ by the way and make this thread which started the craze for secret twin tales over there. http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/52496000/
>no-no thank you

>> No.9563638

Once it gets warmed up it feels like a massage on your entire penis. Even on the shaft it feels unlike anything else. Cumming inside is really intense too.

>> No.9563639

>>9563623
I'd love to but it will cause shitstorm and I'm still unclear about /jp/'s current laws.

>> No.9563645

>>9563615
People getting in trouble for this would be akin to women getting in trouble for buying small, thin, dildos that might resemble an underage boys penis.

Not that any woman ever would, because they can easily get that monster black cock dildo that will satasfy them like no man ever could.

>> No.9563646

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr1EPQllLOo

For posterity.

>> No.9563643
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9563643

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-31a167dc.html

>> No.9563651

>>9563589
Would it make you feel better if I reworded it?

>> No.9563654

>>9563645
Please don't misuse spoilers.

>> No.9563659

>>9563637
I see /a/ is still as terrible as I remember it.

>> No.9563662

Do they make loli onaholes with breakable hymens? And there's like a pouch of fake blood inside or something

>> No.9563664

>>9563654
"The tryhard"

>> No.9563672
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9563672

Why are you USA people so scaredy cat?

You always brag about living in the land of the free. And then post your american eagle troll pictures saying europeans don't have as much freedom.

>> No.9563674

>>9563639

just go into mspaint for 3000 hours and put black dots over genitals and nipples

that makes it sfw seriously

>> No.9563675

>>9563662
>Do they make loli onaholes with breakable hymens?
Yes

>> No.9563685

>>9563672
In Great Shittain you have to be 18 to buy butter knives. At least here loli is legal in most states.

>> No.9563681
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9563681

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-f2d74b8a.html

>> No.9563683

>>9563674
>NSFW is not allowed. Post links externally if you must discuss nsfw, just don't post it. Censoring (spoilers, mosaics) your porn is not allowed either.
>Censoring (spoilers, mosaics) your porn is not allowed either.

>> No.9563690
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>> No.9563693

>>9563683
But no one is posting porn. They're just posting Onaholes.

>> No.9563695

>>9563683
What a load.
Everyone on /q/ has been advocating for the NSFW-ing of /jp/ but I guess there is still no breakthroughs.

>> No.9563698

>>9563683
And no-one here gives a shit about /q/'s stupid fucking rules.

>> No.9563706

>>9563695
Making /jp/ NSFW would be terrible, but NSFW content should be allowed as long as it's spoilered.

>> No.9563720
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9563720

>>9563706
They should add another spoiler tag for NSFW stuff

>> No.9563725
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9563725

This device is controlled by the output of your iPod. The iPod output goes into the small plastic box of electronics and the output from that box goes to the naughty device.

This picture was from one of those japanese product trade shows for naughty devices. If you can't make it to Comiket, you should look one of those up and see what kinds of devices you can buy which might not even make it onto mainstream marketplace stores.

>> No.9563727
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9563727

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-48c65ba3.html

>> No.9563737

>>9563720
>>9563706
Nah these ideas could still turn /jp/ into a porno dump. Personally I think all of these RULES and defined codes of conduct make shit a lot worse, since they remove leeway. There should be give and take, de facto rules, and rules that aren't too strict. Rules and moderation that reflect the original purpose of the rules, not just to have RULES MUST BE FOLLOWED ON PAIN OF DEATH, SCUM.
It takes away most of the freedom you feel when you post here, and you lose all respect you have for the board since it's not your choice whether you want to treat the board nicely or not.
In short, it'll make the board a lot worse since no-one will give a shit about it. No-one will care.

>> No.9563738

>>9563727

何これ?

>> No.9563744
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9563744

Here is a composite sketch I made of the back of Kanas box in MS paint.
You get the idea

>> No.9563747

>>9563744
That still counts as CP in some places

>> No.9563754

Could you just take a picture of it with your hand covering anything lewd?

>> No.9563755
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9563755

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-e053c6fa.html

>> No.9563756

>>9563747
Good, that means I'm a great loli artist.

>> No.9563757

>>9563744
REPORTED FOR NSFW

Oh wait, this is against the rules too.

>>9563754
Hands are against the rules, criminal scum.

>> No.9563771
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9563771

Moot is probably trying to get advertisers for /jp/ but he can't if you keep on posting Not Safe For Work material. Even spoilered NSFW porn will break the agreement with the advertisers as they insist on 100% no porn ever.

>> No.9563776

>>9563771
The Jews must have their way.

>> No.9563782

>>9563771
j-list advertises onaholes

>> No.9563789

Can you guys not read?

>Post links externally if you must discuss nsfw

>> No.9563802

>>9563789
>>9563754
>>9563744

Just upload it to imgur.

>> No.9563804

>>9563789
Where? Is there a lolibucket that lets you upload such material

>> No.9563807
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9563807

This picture sums up this thread.

>> No.9563811
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9563811

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-169ea986.html

>> No.9563838
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9563838

>>9563807

>> No.9563860

>>9563838
face too fat, eyes too beady, disgusting nose.

Would not defile.

I'll give her props for the sparkles though.

>> No.9563863

>>9563860
>props for the sparkles
No thanks, if I wanted to fuck a Twilight vampire, I would.

>> No.9563870

>>9563404
>$39 USD

What a ripoff, man. Especially considering it is artificial. I'm sure you could find the real schoolgirl panties for that price.

>> No.9563872
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9563872

>>9563863
It's so cute though, like my precures.

>> No.9563891

>>9563804
imgur

>> No.9563907
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9563907

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-c52026a2.html

>> No.9563959
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9563959

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-778bfab5.html

>> No.9564006
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9564006

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-76efaad3.html

>> No.9564034

>>9564006
>>9563959
>>9563907
>>9563811
>>9563755
>>9563727
>>9563681
>>9563643
>>9563597
>>9563577
>>9563456

what even is this

>> No.9564040

>>9563744

hurry up with that picture silly boy~

>> No.9564072
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9564072

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-b4d7b1f4.html

>> No.9564127
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9564127

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-563803d2.html

>> No.9564162

has anyone in the US bought one of these without an incident?

>> No.9564170
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9564170

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-edbfe061.html

>> No.9564179

>>9564162

wondering the same

>> No.9564185

>>9564162
That's a stupid question to ask.
I'll explain:
Asking for one personal account for something not to happen (incident) which is rare, is silly. It's like asking 'so has anyone been hit by a car?'.
A better question would be 'what's the likeliness of an incident', or 'do incidents happen?'.

>> No.9564224
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9564224

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-e0d215c8.html

>> No.9564308

>>9564185
are you implying the odds of getting one of these past US customs are comparable to being struck by a car

>> No.9564347

>>9564308
If you read carefully, I'm comparing a customs 'incident' with being hit by a car. IE being hit by a car is like having a parcel stopped.

>> No.9564349

for those with shipping questions:
Your package is unlikely to be opened, provided that, Its not being sent from a country know for drug related activity (package from Japan, India, China, or some other 'industrialized' nation) you're relatively safe.

If your package is from a company its even less likely to be checked.

Addressed correctly and all shipping information is verifiable (this includes a 'real' sounding name, shipped to Jon Doe, Davey Crockett, etc. is a red flag)

Still not sure, find a local adult book store and ask if they ever import sex toys, if they have ever had problems, and even if they'll order it for you.

>> No.9564364

>>9564347
>>9564308
Oh and I'm not trying to make a point on customs, I'm trying to make a point on that stupid fucking question.

>> No.9564367
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http://www.datafilehost.com/download-aced90bf.html

>> No.9564417
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http://www.datafilehost.com/download-9abed871.html

>> No.9564478
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9564478

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-78295ae8.html

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http://www.datafilehost.com/download-201c8a97.html

>> No.9564529
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http://www.datafilehost.com/download-f061c4dc.html

>> No.9564561

I am pretty sure you can ask NLS to remove the packages before sending it. This way there's really no difference between a loli onahole and a non-loli one. Of course you lose the box artwork, which can be half the fantasy.

>> No.9564590

>>9562776
As someone said previously, there's no proof that you yourself bought it.
Even if there's your credit card information, you can always say somebody stole your credit card info and bullshit your way through. That's how law works.

Then again, you'd be an unlucky motherfucker to get the one in a million chance where someone opens your packages and gives enough fuck to fill forms for something that wouldn't do any harm to his job if he let it slip.

>> No.9564598

>>9564590
>>9564561

Right. Happen to know what would happen if you just so happen to be that unlucky motherfucker?

>> No.9564612

>>9564598
Do you even read ?

No proof that you ordered it. Even your credit card information don't count as a proof.

So deny you ordered it, you'll be losing your package, but won't be troubled by prison or anything.

>>9563782
This.
Besides, the way the NSFW is enforced didn't change.

>> No.9564616
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9564616

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-493fc6d8.html

>> No.9564637

>>9562791

u havent seen my duck lmakro

>> No.9564630

>>9564598
worst case would be a controlled delivery leading to arrest, fine, and possible jail time, but i've only heard of that happening for anything for large quantity drugs, or illegal weapons

>> No.9564632

Are people really this paranoid about buying a loli onahole? Just ask them to remove it from the package. If you think they won't do that, then look at other options. There's really no difference between the size/appearance of most holes aside from the box. My favorite onahole at the moment has a busty woman with wide hips on the box, yet the hole itself is very small and very tight.

>> No.9564653
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http://www.datafilehost.com/download-9f3f1901.html

>> No.9564661

>>9564637

fu what i udfk fuk cum in my mout lol

>>9564632

america customs is fagbals

>> No.9564680

>>9564661
I live in the US and I wouldn't think twice about ordering one with a loli on the box.

>> No.9564683

>>9564680

why

>> No.9564687
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9564687

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-58457348.html

>> No.9564688

>>9564683
Why would I? It's not like loli art is illegal in the US and it's not like I'm going to fuck an actual child.

>> No.9564690

>>9564688

idk customes people are fuck hats

>> No.9564691

>>9564687
What the

Is that a tiny swimsuit?

>> No.9564698

>>9564690
It will not hold up in court. They have more important things to do than to try to bust some random internet nerd who's spending money to import a fuckhole that has a drawing of a child on the box.

>> No.9564700

>>9564691
>Not putting swimsuits on your onaholes
>whatever year it is, I haven't left my house since '95.

>> No.9564705

>>9564698

cool i heard weird stories that i guess were wreong well i guss i will order one because i've always kinda been curious about rubber pussy

>> No.9564709
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9564709

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-9495fe4b.html

>> No.9564711

>not having a flat gf that cosplays for you
you guys are pathetic
sage and reported for pedophilia

>> No.9564717

>>9564711

i cant talk to women eqpecially cute and flat onees. sorry i m a piece of shit cmopared to cool guys lik eyou

>> No.9564727

>>9564711
Who are you quoting?

>> No.9564743
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9564743

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-8032a911.html

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>> No.9564808
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9564808

http://www.datafilehost.com/download-c279851f.html

>> No.9564812

>>9564808
Those skull and crossbone suspenders are awesome.

>> No.9564918

A woman ordering a large dildo and a man ordering a small onahole are both after the sensation of tightness.

So if anyone believes in equal rights, then there should be no problem selling tiny onaholes. Of course, child protectors never believed in justice, they just want to show their superiority by telling others they are scum.

>> No.9564941

>>9564918
I think we should become an organisation that sparys a chemical over the planet that gives boys really huge dicks, and have them shrink in puberty instead of grow. Then the big dick dildos are now pedo dildos.

>> No.9565430
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>> No.9565553

>>9562971
That's not a loli, but that's still illegal. Anything below 18 is illegal in Canada. Just because she looks "almost adult" doesn't mean it's ok to sexualize her.

>> No.9565595

>>9565430
Oh boy if only I had one of those, I could pass off as being one of those edgy cigarette users and be socially acceptable while carrying around a masturbation device.

>> No.9565658
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9565658

Anyone order one yet? Twin tales is surging in popularity because of the recent threads.
You don't wanna miss out :D

>> No.9565670

>>9565658

I'm worried that it could land me in shit. Is New Jersey safe?

>> No.9565674
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>> No.9565681

Where in NJ, you can come and suck my cock dude?

>> No.9565690

>>9565670
That's where I live and I'm fine.
I think the chances of costums going through your stuff is very small because Japan is not a "problem area". People import twin tales all the time, it was even on the nls best sellers for a while. So people must order them alot and I have not heard of a single incident involving an onahole.

>> No.9565697

Customs doesn't give a shit about 1lb boxes the size of a less than a toaster from Japan.

>> No.9565710

>>9565553
Just have the shipper send you an email saying they are her parents and they give you their consent. Should be safe down to a 16(00) year-old fairy then.

I mean, the onahole is a living human female right? That means her creators are her parents, and her parents can legally give consent. Oh wait, but she's a fairy not a human. Does that mean she's not really alive if it's not a depiction of a human. You should sue them for discrimination.

Law is so cool.

>> No.9565725

>>9565710
No, in Japan, under 18 will never consent to a fat 30-year-old wizard. Don't think it'll work, the fed will break your door for trying to fuck an imaginary 16 year old fairy.

>> No.9565737

>>9565725
Sorry, meant to say Canada. There's been people getting arrested for stuffs that looked barely below 18. There isn't a loli ban in Canada, there is however a ban on anything that doesn't look 18. People nowadays seem to think normalfags will think it's "normal" to fap to a high school anime girl, but trust me, they don't and they'll call you a pedophile scum for it and try to kill you.

>> No.9565842

>>9565737
It should be fine with consent. That fairy looks 16 to me, so her parents just need to give the A-OK.

>> No.9565859

>>9565842
Tell that to the dudes who got jailed over that. She's still underage, you sick fuck.

>> No.9565866

lol just get it from j-list that shit hips outta arkansas or some bullshit state

>> No.9565874

>>9565859
Serves them right for not asking for her parent's consent.

>> No.9565917
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9565917

What region of NJ do you live in, OP?

>> No.9565939

>>9565866
Are you retarded or just pretending to be?

>> No.9565950

>>9565674

I bought one of those and it really doesn't feel all that great. You're a liar sir and I hope you burn in hell.

>> No.9565958

>>9565866
Good goyim! You should buy your Otaku related cultural items from J-List and help support the cost of running this website!

>> No.9565962

>>9565874
You can't get consent from something that doesn't exist.

>> No.9565968

>>9565917

Not OP but I'm in Middlesex. By the way, the one who ordered it, did you keep it in the box or ask for them to take it out? I know one guy did.

>> No.9565972

>>9565962
That's because "she" doesn't exist either, so trying to apply morality to a piece of plastic is fucking stupid. Please consider suicide.

>> No.9566005

>>9565968
Is New Brunswick in Middlesex?
And that was me, I kept the box and display it on a shelf since its' awesome.

>> No.9566011

>>9566005

Oh awesome, I should be good then, thanks friend!

>> No.9566024

>>9565972
You are aware Canada custom don't give a shit about your opinion about that right? I heard someone have had an officer ask "How old is she?" as he pulled out a Mio dakimakura from its box.

>> No.9566028

>>9566024

Date - Date of Manufacture is probably less than six months.
Sickening.

>> No.9566047
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9566047

>>9565972
> Nonrequired Element of Offense.— It is not a required element of any offense under this section that the minor depicted actually exist.

>> No.9566053

>>9566047
So you can get locked up for doing a phantasy crime. Nice.

>> No.9566059

>>9566053
>phantasy

What is this, the 1800s?

>> No.9566064

FWIW, a man was arrested for importing obscene manga:
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/02/obscene-us-manga-collector-jailed-6-months/
Read the PDF, it's interesting.

>> No.9566063

>>9566053
Welcome in Canada, a country worse than nazi germany, yet nobody cries to do anything against it (but then again, current germany is still pretty much the same as nazi germany given how much censorship they get hit with).

>> No.9566104

Honestly these kinds of onaholes are a scam anyway, just buy yourself a tenga.
And it's only really dangerous if you attempt to bring them over, if you go to Japan just rip and scan you rmanga and upload it to the internet and you should be fine.

>> No.9566117

So, Kana or Sana?

>> No.9566139

>>9566005

Is there obscene art on the box?

>> No.9566159

>>9566117
Kana is a slut who's asking for it.
Sana is more innocent, so whatever floats your loli boat.

>> No.9566168

>>9566139
Read:
>>9563615
>>9563744

>> No.9566172

>>9566168
Doesn't that mean we can be charged for mailing obscene material, just like in Christopher's case?

>> No.9566179

>>9566159
Shit, that makes it even harder to choose. Kana is deeper, right?

>> No.9566205

>>9566064
>http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/02/obscene-us-manga-collector-jailed-6-months/

He pleaded guilty.
If you don't admit you ordered it, they can't prove that you did it, so the worst that could happen is the package being confiscated.

>> No.9566226
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3D Printer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho5sIRNrHv8

>> No.9566229

>>9566205
>If you don't admit you ordered it, they can't prove that you did it, so the worst that could happen is the package being confiscated.

Curious: has that defense ever been tried successfully?

>> No.9566236

>>9566229
Ask all those people that order drugs online.

If the defense didn't work, you could order illegal stuff for someone you don't like to get them into prison.

>> No.9566244

>>9566236
Yeah, but what about when the subpoena the store's or paypal's records and see you paid for it? You used to be able to get prepaid visa/mastercards and use them internationally but thanks to TURRISTS some shitty law went into effect earlier this year that makes them domestic use only except for the cards that require your SSN.

I don't think en-nls takes bitcoins.

>> No.9566282

>>9566205
>If you don't admit you ordered it, they can't prove that you did it

Call me crazy, but I'd imagine having something shipped and delivered to your house involves pretty thorough records.

Unless you're saying that someone else put your name and address, but I'm not sure that'll work. Smells of the same bullshit as "this weed isn't mine, I was holding it for a friend." But I guess that one might actually work.

>> No.9566291

>>9566179
The thing that sold me was that Kana has a womb style ending. Such a huge turn on for me to cum into it and fill her up. I miss my Kana, now I have no ona hole.

>> No.9566306

>>9566179
I think they're the same

>> No.9566313

>>9566282
If what you are saying is true then all I have to do is order someone a secret twin tales and tip off the police. Possession of weed is illegal because you willingly took it, you won't be charged for something shipped to you unless they have proof you ordered it.

>> No.9566327

I don't get who's the victim in crimes such as using drugs, downloading media or possessing lewd things if you don't bother anyone else.

>> No.9566335

>>9566327
jews

>> No.9566340

>>9566327
There is no victim. Chalk it up to humanity's desperate need to control others and force their own beliefs onto them.

>>9566291
Making a slutty loli's womb overflow does sound pretty great.

>> No.9566344

>>9566313
Well yeah, but that sort of thing happens. The fact that it's not particularly difficult to incriminate someone doesn't make it easy for the recipient. I could plant heroin in your house and tip off the police, but it's not like you can say, "Someone set me up," and they'll just be all, "kk lols," and let you off.

>> No.9566372

>>9566327
The Jews.

>> No.9566378

>>9566340
Aaaah, now I've got lewd thoughts filling my mind while I'm at work. I want to get another Kana and enjoy her but I don't want to pay the outrageous shipping charges. What do I do?

>> No.9566393

>>9566327
>drugs
Social cost of addicts. Of course, best way of reducing it is to at least decriminalize some drugs and treat the addicts instead of locking them up, but there's too much money in the drug war for this to be viable.
>downloading media
Lost sales from the people who download stuff they would buy if they couldn't steal it. Usually completely skewed by the copyright organizations.
>possessing lewd things
Now, that's a bit tricky. The idea is that normalization of abusive pornography and (even pretend!) child porn will make people inclined to actually go out there and rape children or people think that doing so is normal - a lot of rapists think that every man is a rapist and they just hide it. After all, everyone laughs at rape jokes, every time a women claims to be raped she is scrutinized for every speck of doubt that might make it seem the sex was consensual/she "deserved it", and so on.

There are studies on this topic if you're interested, it's fascinating stuff.

And that's of course on top of the self-righteous "If you get off on exploiting weakness of other people, be it rape or coercing minors into sex, you're a piece of shit." It's up to you whether you agree with that.

>> No.9566403

>>9566327
Kikes lose their sheqels.

There really isn't any victim though, just keep doing those things on the sly, and don't get caught.

The state is not your friend, and Uncle sam is out to Fleece you, not protect you.

>> No.9566406

I am skeptical of the claim that voluntarily pedophilia harms children. The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren't voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing.

>> No.9566418

>>9566406
Fuck off, Mr. X.

>> No.9566432

>>9566406
If you explain to the child you're fucking exactly what you're doing, the place of sex in modern society, the fact that what you're going to do is illegal and vast majority of society rejects it, and the fact that you're just using them as a fuck toy and will throw them out once they grow out of your target range, and the child understands all of those and still consents, then maaaaaaybe we could start a discussion about it.

But good luck finding a pedophile who does that instead of utilizing every trick in the book to lie to and deceive their victim.

It's all about the power balance and how easy it is for older people to manipulate kids and teenagers.

>> No.9566427

>>9566406
Stallman is the people's hero.

>> No.9566434

>>9562971
Only 43 dollars? Wow. Cheaper than a fleshlight.

>> No.9566440

>>9566393
I believe the part about rapists thinking everyone is a maniac like them is referred in psychology projection and rationalization.

>> No.9566449
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>>9566432
None of what you said is true.

It's sad how misinformed you are.

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>>9566449

>> No.9566476

>>9566449
Enlighten uS.

>> No.9566482

>>9566449
Took me a few seconds to register which character was supposed to be in the second panel. The other way around makes more sense to me, because a lot of people think that by being above what they perceive as dumb arguments, and then walking away, they win by default.

>> No.9566493

>>9566449
I can give you lotsa candy and videogames if you suck my dick and don't tell your parents.

That's his point.

>> No.9566494

If you're going to sage then why do you keep coming back to the thread? Stop saging because at this point it's pointless.

>> No.9566501

>>9566494
Sage means nothing outside of text boards, it's just a stupid elitist thing /jp/ has to bond over as a community and give the impression this place is in anyway related to 2ch.

>> No.9566505

>>9566393
>child porn will make people inclined to actually go out there and rape children or people think that doing so is normal

This may be what people believed when the laws were first written, but now HAVING the pictures is abuse. Seriously, plenty of politicians, law officials and academics claim things like, "Every time you look at or masturbate to a picture of a child, you are abusing or victimizing that child."
Maybe there's some sort of psychic trauma going on that I'm unaware of, but it really is dangerously close to thoughtcrime.

>> No.9566506

>>9566493
What kind of candy?

>> No.9566514

>>9566432
>It's all about the power balance and how easy it is for older people to manipulate kids and teenagers.

It should be illegal for bosses to fuck their secretaries, the power balance in uneven.

>> No.9566518

>>9566494
There are people that still post without quick reply? If I had to go back to the thread every time I use sage I would have already killed myself.

>> No.9566519

>>9566393
>The idea is that normalization of abusive pornography and (even pretend!) child porn will make people inclined to actually go out there and rape children or people think that doing so is normal - a lot of rapists think that every man is a rapist and they just hide it.

So you support banning violent videogames? In your mind they seem to normalize violence.

>> No.9566520

>>9566493
That's a hell of a sweet deal. If I was 8 years old, I'd be down with that.

Why doesn't this apply to adults? People are cheated and manipulated into sex like this all the time. In fact, I'd go so far as to say this is how most pre-marital intercourse comes about. So why isn't it illegal?

>> No.9566521

>>9566449
>>9566506
You probably haven't been around children much, and I'm no expert either but they have a tendency to imitate whatever they see adults say or do, mostly without even questioning what the hell they are doing. Which is why role models are so important.

Boys are usually a bit more rebellious though.
Just my personal experience.

Age of consent wasn't total bullshit, specially for young kids.

>> No.9566522

>>9566244
Stolen card?
It doesn't really matter.
Since they wouldn't go into it anyway- what they'd do is just not send it to you, and that'd be your punishment.

>> No.9566523

>>9566514
The funny part is that there are feminists out there who basically argue that all men are rapists because the power balance between men and women is uneven.

>> No.9566528

How can love be harmful?

>> No.9566539

If a young girl and an older man lived in a log cabin away from society, and were in a loving, consensual, sexual relationship, do you moralfags actually think she would be traumatized?

I swear it's like you people don't even think about what comes out of your mouths.

>> No.9566554

>>9566528
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKkRzJ0GDs&feature=plcp

It can get you in prison, duh.

>> No.9566560

>>9566539
What about a basement?
Joseph fritzl did that, and I think the girls turned out okay, right?
Devil's advocate. Or rather stupid advocate.

>> No.9566567

>>9566406
I have a friend who started a sexual relationship with her brothers 24 year old friend when she was 9 (they didn't have sex till she was 11 but they did just about everything else before that). She turned out perfectly fine, shes healthy and outgoing and a grad student. she also looks back fondly on her relationship (they broke up when she went to highschool)

From what i've read the damage from consensual pedo relationships seem to be more from society trying to convince them that the guy hurt them than from the sex itself. granted the only stuff I've read deal with pubescents rather than infants or toddlers (but those guys are looked down upon by pedos anyway)

>> No.9566570

>>9566520
>That's a hell of a sweet deal
I don't think so, cocks are gross and most abused males turned gay when they grew up.
You are merely a product of your environment so it makes sense that parents want their kids to have a similar lifestyle to them.

I'm ok with traps though.
>>9566520
>Why doesn't this apply to adults? People are cheated and manipulated into sex like this all the time. In fact, I'd go so far as to say this is how most pre-marital intercourse comes about. So why isn't it illegal?
Good point, I guess it's because no one really cares about what you do with your life once you turn 18. So there are no crying families whenever something bad happens.
I mostly agree that sex is just another form of interest, but adults aren't 100% free either, prostitutes can't give consent in exchange of money for whatever reason and that makes no sense.
>>9566528
Love is bullshit, although children can feel physically attraction they haven't developed their libido to the same level as an adult. No matter how much you argue you weren't as horny as a 8 year old as you were when you turned 14.

Epebos on the other hand...

>> No.9566580

>>9566505
The one argument that works about the actual photographs of abused children, is that they need to be illegal, because how the fuck would you feel if you were raped and then people could use recordings of your abuse to get off as they please. It would be a pretty shitty situation.
>>9566519
The violence culture is CERTAINLY a problem - the defense of videogames isn't that all that violence is a-okay, it's that in culture saturated with violence in TV, movies, music, and pro-war propaganda, video games themselves aren't really an issue.
>>9566520
Because the whole idea behind age of consent laws is that at one point you have developed a decent idea of how the world works and what to look out for in other people. Children don't have the lived experience to be able to tell whether someone is trustworthy or not. Hell, they often might not have an idea that someone could NOT be trustworthy at all. Now, specific age of consent values will always be arbitrary, but it's the best thing we can do.
>>9566514
There are actually certain laws against this sort of thing, for example in lots of places it's illegal for doctors to fuck their patients
>>9566523
All of them? Or just some fringe faction you use as a pointless straw man? Don't get me wrong, there's a ton of retarded feminists out there, particularly the second generation ones, but it's not like feminism is some mystical monolithic force.

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>>9566580

>> No.9566594
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9566594

Science is sexist.

>> No.9566605

You know what, screw the legality issue, it all boils down to the kids family and caregivers if they are ok with your relationship or not.

No one will arrest you if nobody press charges against you, and as a parent your kids are in a way subordinate to your authority and require your permition. I think we all can agree with that.

You'd only get caught if you start making out with a minor in public, in which case that's a plain stupid thing to do and you deserve to go to jail for being a dumbass.

>> No.9566613

Why are we talking about this...

>> No.9566618

>>9566580
>The one argument that works about the actual photographs of abused children, is that they need to be illegal, because how the fuck would you feel if you were raped and then people could use recordings of your abuse to get off as they please. It would be a pretty shitty situation.

Freedom ends where my feelings begin.

>The violence culture is CERTAINLY a problem - the defense of videogames isn't that all that violence is a-okay, it's that in culture saturated with violence in TV, movies, music, and pro-war propaganda, video games themselves aren't really an issue.

So you support banning video games, it's just that things like TV and movies are your first priority?

>Because the whole idea behind age of consent laws is that at one point you have developed a decent idea of how the world works and what to look out for in other people.

Clearly you need a vast understanding of the world in order to have a penis inside of you.

>There are actually certain laws against this sort of thing, for example in lots of places it's illegal for doctors to fuck their patients

But that's retarded, people should be able to do what they want with their bodies.

>All of them? Or just some fringe faction you use as a pointless straw man? Don't get me wrong, there's a ton of retarded feminists out there, particularly the second generation ones, but it's not like feminism is some mystical monolithic force.

Feminism is a mental disease. I would bet you a million dollars that fatherlessness among feminists is much higher than the average population, they simply direct the resentment they feel towards their fathers onto the male population as a whole.

>> No.9566627

>>9566613
I don't know, I wish people would reply to my post talking about Onaholes though.

>> No.9566629
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9566629

Then there is the prohibition of realistically depicting sex with an animal. The law does not care whether the animal wanted sex. I've read that male dolphins try to have sex with humans, and female apes sollicit sex from humans. What is wrong with giving them what they want, if that's what turns you on, or even just to gratify them?

But this law is not concerned with protecting animals, since it does not care whether the animal really had sex, or really existed at all. It only panders to the prejudice of censors.

A parrot once had sex with me. I did not recognize the act as sex until it was explained to me afterward, but being stroked by his soft feathers was so pleasurable that I yearn for another chance. I have a photo of that act ; should I go to prison for it?

Perhaps I am spared because this photo isn't "disgusting", but "disgusting" is a subjective matter; we must not imprison people merely because someone feels disgusted. I find the sight of wounds disgusting; fortunately surgeons do not. Maybe there is someone who considers it disgusting for a parrot to have sex with a human. Or for a dolphin or tiger to have sex with a human. So what? Others feel that all sex is disgusting.

>> No.9566638

To reiterate I am from NJ and got it and am ok so if you want it go to nls and get one. From the day I signed up and ordered it it took 4 days to get here with ems

>> No.9566652

>>9566613
>>9566627
Some asshole linked to this thread on /q/ to try petition for a loli board.

Sorry OP I guess I got a little carried away.

>> No.9566662

>>9566605
The state presses charges in almost all felony cases.

>> No.9566667

>>9566482
>a lot of people think that by being above what they perceive as dumb arguments, and then walking away, they win by default.
Story of my life.

>> No.9566696
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9566696

>>9566629
Why is rms so cute?

>> No.9566791

looks like Investment Banker is back on /jp/

>> No.9566795

>>9566791
I hear he got put in prison.

>> No.9566920

>>9566629
Wait, Stallman thinks bestiality is okay as long as the animal tries to initiate? As expected of such a wise man.

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9567155

>>9566629
>parrot to have sex with a human
How in Gods name would that even work out....

>> No.9567426
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9567426

Oh wow, the review.

>> No.9567452

>>9567426

ざわ
ざわ
ざわ

>> No.9567475

>>9567426
So if anyone really has bought that thing they should be able to upload the wallpapers, right?

>> No.9567483

>>9567475
I uploaded a few in the thread on /a/ last time I had one here >>9563637
I don't think it saved the full images though, just the thumbnails.

>> No.9567486

>>9567483
Why don't you go back to /a/?

>> No.9567493

>>9567486
Why don't you go back to your truNEET thread?

>> No.9567500

>>9567483
What about the wallpaper? Did you try downloading it using the codes from the package?

>> No.9567505

>>9567500
I did, I have formated my computer since then though so I doubt I have the original image. I did backup my images though so let me take a browse through, pretty sure I deleted the really lewd image after fapping with it.

>> No.9567525

>>9567475
Mine should arrive within the upcoming week, along with the rest.

>> No.9567552

>>9567500
I uploaded a wallpaper here >>>/a/52498339 awhile ago, ised google reverse image search to find the two full sized wallpapers here.

NSFW links:
http://blog-imgs-48-origin.fc2.com/r/o/r/rorizip6/gftr04.jpg
http://blog-imgs-48-origin.fc2.com/r/o/r/rorizip6/gftr03.jpg

There was more though, there was a picture of them both laying on a bed with cum pouring out of them while they held hands, I can't seem to find that one.

>> No.9567574

>>9566482
yeah. while in reality they're running away, forfeiting, giving up. losing by default.

>> No.9567578

>>9567552
thanks for the virus

>> No.9567592

>>9567552
More NSFW links, obviously. Also 4chan won't let me use URL sorteners so I apologize for the huge links.

Also sort of found the wallpaper, it had the backs of the two boxes in one image combined. You can get an idea by looking at the back of the box on the amazon.jp image selection here:

http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B004G8P6B0/ref=pd_sim_hpc_5?ie=UTF8&camp=1207&creative=84
11&creativeASIN=B004G8P6B0&linkCode=shr&redirect=true&tag=3333333366666-22


http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E3%83%AD%E3%83%AA%E6%BC%AB%E7%94%BB%E5%AE%B6%E7%9B%A3%E4%BF%AE%E3%82%AA%E3%
83%8A%E3%83%9B%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB-%E3%81%AA%E3%81%84%E3%81%97%E3%82%87%E3%81%AE%E3%81%A4%E3%81%84%E3%
82%93%E3%81%A6%E3%83%BC%E3%82%8B%E3%81%9A-%E3%83%AD%E3%83%AA%E3%83%93%E3%83%83%E3%83%81-%E7%AC%B9%E5
%80%89%E3%81%8B%E3%81%AA%E3%81%A1%E3%82%83%E3%82%93/dp/B004G8P6BA/ref=sr_1_2?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&q
id=1344812803&sr=1-2

Also apparently there was a doujin of them at comiket 77? Didn't even know, just saw it on amazon.jp now here:

http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E3%81%BF%E3%82%8B%E3%81%8F%E3%81%B1%E3%81%81%E3%81%A8%E3%81%AA%E3%83%BC%E3%
81%9A-%E3%83%9D%E3%83%97%E3%83%AA%E3%82%B3%E3%83%9F%E3%83%83%E3%82%AF%E3%82%B977-%E3%81%82%E3%81%8B%
E3%81%96%E3%82%8F-RED/dp/4863790295/ref=pd_sim_hpc_6

Hope that satisfies your curiosity.

>> No.9567597

>>9567552
I don't get why they're such a big deal.

>> No.9567616

They're only japanese lolita's dolls, no one'll care, they ain't real.

>> No.9567626

>>9567592
Links went bad, here is the second:

http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/switch-language/product/B004G8P6BA/ref=dp_change_lang?ie=UTF8&languag
e=en_JP

And the third:

http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/switch-language/product/4863790295/ref=dp_change_lang?ie=UTF8&languag
e=ja_JP

>>9567597
My guess is because of how well they are presented, it really feels like I'm going to be having sex with a cute little loli. The feel and tightness are great, I could use some easier cleaning though.

>> No.9567642

>>9567626
Found a link for the third if anyone is interested: http://exhentai.org/g/310814/b1dcd80f24/

>> No.9567654

I would get one but I feel like if I did I feel like the FBI would be waiting at my door on delivery day.

I think the Protect Act is way too vague and could be twisting to make such things as loli-onaholes like this illegal. I'd prefer not to go to jail for importing a product like this, I'd be even more ashamed to face my family, friends, and employers and tell them of the charges.

I know customs seldom opens packages like this, but I'm not sure it's even worth taking the chance...

>> No.9567692
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9567692

>>9567654
you would be probably the first person on this planet who went to jail because of 1 onahole

>> No.9567704

>>9564794
I had one of these; it was ok.

>> No.9567737

>>9567692
Someone ban this image.

>> No.9567749

>>9567737
I hate that other one much more, the one where she is trying to explain something and is using her hands. I had the md5 filtered for a while.

>> No.9567766

>>9567654
Is america that scary? I'm confident that if I get caught for this in my country I would be sent to a medical institution as clean as a 5 star hotel where I would get a free apartment, free access to a studio where I can make music, free access to a modern kitchen where I can learn to cook and free access to a gym where I can lift weights. However, I doubt I would get an internet connection but they would probably allow me to play adult visual novels with mature characters. The treatment for my illness would be friendly talks with a psychaiatrist.

>> No.9567768

>>9567692
I don't know, still doesn't seem worth the chance. Are there any legal people I could ask regarding it's legality? This might sound a little stupid but does the FBI have an anonymous FAQ site where I could ask about legality before I buy it so I can figure out definitively whether I should or should not buy?

>> No.9567790

>>9567768
I doubt you have to, I never bought one but I don't see why it should be illegal.
Its just a plastic toy.
There is no way that you are breaking any laws with it.

>> No.9567785

>>9567766
Probably not but laws are really vague and subjective here, and while MOST people will never face any charges for owning a loli-onahole there will be the occasional one that gets charged. Especially since America loves it's children way too much and is dead-set against anything that could remotely be construed harmful to them.

>> No.9567787

I don't even know what you guys are arguing about. The drawing or the shape of the onahole itself?

>> No.9567841

The republicans were the ones that wanted to regulate all anime and manga hentai as if it were live porn. It would have been a simple rules change too by simply adding a few words. It was also part of their republican presidential campaign platform to fight crime which the bush administration did admirably (they DID fulfil or make strong tries for almost all their campaign promises, so I must salute Bush for that).

But at that time, the supreme court was liberal as it was after Clinton's eight years. All they could get thru was the Protect Act. The court is currently conservative, so if the original proposals were re-enacted and submitted, you could probably get Protect Act 2 on the books. It matters to other countries as well, because the USA gov't tends to compel equal law enforcement across all inter-country commerce. As a general concept, ALL countries agree that having a common legal concept for commerce is necessary. Maybe rogues like north korea don't agree, but they don't count since the rogues that don't agree tend to be the ones on the commerce restriction lists of most countries.

Romney had anti-porn on his presidential platform early in his campaign, but that was mainly because Bachman was strongly against imported porn. Paul Ryan, his bible-thumping VP running mate, definitely is against hentai manga as he said it was child porn. If you elect Ryan, you will get another attempt for a stronger Protect Act especially since the 2nd term bush administration justice dept published a statement that said they would the next time they had the opportunity.

>> No.9567862

>>9567841
Did a republican rape your dad?

>> No.9567871

>>9567841
>If you elect

Haha, good one.

>>9567790
The box being obscene is a bigger threat than the onahole itself.

>> No.9567884

>>9567790
Nobody cares what size an onahole is and there is no law against having a small one, however because the box art depicts a child and implies that the onahole you're using is a child's I'm going to say that is what is dangerous.

It is wonderful boxart though.

>> No.9567888

>>9567692
>you would be probably the first person on this planet who went to jail because of 1 onahole

Just because YOU haven't heard of the protect act working against merchandise doesn't mean it hasn't occurred. For example, the protect act has gotten multiple people in my area charged for having anime hentai videos and/or manga of characters under the age of 18. They charge you for more than they will prosecute because that is a tactic to force you to accept a plea bargain deal for fewer charges if you plead guilty. It is done to avoid a court battle as that costs the court system more money. Even these pedo cases don't make the news anymore. I hear of it because my homeowner association, as an official registered legal organization (quasi public munipal organization) gets police report listings we can read at our monthly meetings (or if we make an appointment to visit our association secretary whose PC has the files). It's amazing to see the sheer huge number of crimes that do not get reported in the news!!! When I was growing up, something as small as a lost dog had a chance of making the newspaper news.

>> No.9567891
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9567891

>>9567841
Bush was the greatest president since Ronald Reagan, and made great steps towards defeating the terrorists who attacked our country on 9/11. God bless our brave soldiers fighting overseas that protect your freedom to say stupid things. If you don't like America, get the HELL out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpZJD6deEGc

>> No.9567919

>>9567891
America would be a better place if we actually had freedom of speech/expression, but the first amendment basically died when the Cold War started and has not come back. And since 9/11 all the other amendments have slowly begun to die too.

>> No.9567937 [DELETED] 

>America would be a better place if we actually had freedom of speech/expression

So would /jp/.

>> No.9567948

WTF!, c'mon guys it isn't that hard to get a girl, and if you're shy there's even guys in /jp/ that will blow you for free.

>> No.9567946

>>9567891
Bush was a good person and sort of middle of the road. But he owed so many favors for getting elected that basically, the right wing (Cheney, Karl Rove, Ashcroft etc) of the party took over during his first term and got a lot of restrictive laws passed.

Among the genius moves was to combine the separate departments under one super department name of Homeland Security. That was to avoid the prior Supreme Court ruling that protected personal rights and personal privacy versus the government monolith being able to combine all the data into a single source location. That was because in the government, many people have access to info, and thus having all the info in one spot means everyone now has access to all the info. Misuse is bound to occur and cannot be tracked as easily when it is all in one location. Misuse can also occur if an external source (country, corporation, rich person) has access to a government employee that can access information records.

The Founding Fathers would be appalled because one of their tenets was to distrust gov't due to their knowledge of history and how individuals serving in government became corrupt with their abilities or access to power.

In general, history shows that major Revolutions are made by liberals against conservatives. The united states was one such example. The modern day definition in the usa of "liberal" is created by the republicans and is not the definition used by the rest of the world.

>> No.9567966 [DELETED] 

>>9567948

They're to strong and independent for the likes of us. They want a man who will load their anus with cash and use you for social status, nothing more.

>> No.9567968 [DELETED] 
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9567968

>If you don't like America, get the HELL out.

In the USA, liberals don't use that as a trademark saying. Republicans, especially right wing conservatives, do.

Regardless of your belief, you can see that the willingness to use such a type of statement represents a type of mindset and attitude towards people and relationships in the USA.

>> No.9567972 [DELETED] 
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9567972

>>9567946
The founding father's would be considered far-right extremists, because they didn't support welfare, big government, high taxes or gun control.

If you want to cry about evil conservatives, rich people, and corporations go to reddit. /jp/ is an all-american imageboard that supports traditional American values, people like Zunbar fought for our freedom in Afghanistan and would not appreciate you criticizing his service.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSCaAx4cs3w

>> No.9567979

>>9567968
Epic anime screenshot.

>> No.9567978

>>9567948
They're too strong and independent for the likes of us. They want a man who will load their anus with cash and use you for social status, nothing more.

>> No.9567989

>>9567978
Did you mean to click on /r9k/?

>> No.9567998

>>9567989
What are you implying?

>> No.9568003
File: 341 KB, 471x361, 1315100063180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9568003

>>9567972
Get a load of this faggot! We have a board for people like you, it's called,
>>>/pol/

>> No.9568008

>>9567978
The girls or the fags from /jp/?

>> No.9568010

>>9568003

You don't want to pick fights with patriotic anon.

>> No.9568012

go back to /pol/ you fags

>> No.9568016

>>9568003
Epic reaction image. You might want to watch your mouth or eagle-san will punch your teeth out with his patriotic fists.

>> No.9568027 [DELETED] 

>>9568008

I would date a /jp/er, but no sex.

>> No.9568071

>>9568016
and then he wakes up, because the eagle shat on his face.

>> No.9568252

what the fuck is going on here?

>> No.9568912

>>9567592
You don't need to include the "title" part in amazon jp links, for example this one:

> http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E3%83%AD%E3%83%AA%E6%BC%AB%E7%94%BB%E5%AE%B6%E7%9B%A3%E4%BF%AE%E3%82%AA%E3%
83%8A%E3%83%9B%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB-%E3%81%AA%E3%81%84%E3%81%97%E3%82%87%E3%81%AE%E3%81%A4%E3%81%84%E3%
82%93%E3%81%A6%E3%83%BC%E3%82%8B%E3%81%9A-%E3%83%AD%E3%83%AA%E3%83%93%E3%83%83%E3%83%81-%E7%AC%B9%E5
%80%89%E3%81%8B%E3%81%AA%E3%81%A1%E3%82%83%E3%82%93/dp/B004G8P6BA/ref=sr_1_2?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&q
id=1344812803&sr=1-2

can be shortened to this:
http://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B004G8P6BA/

and still works fine.

>> No.9568913

>>9568252

Lurk more

>> No.9568949

>>9565658
Never knew they provide different pantsu. Bought mine straight from Akihabara. I got the polkadot ones.

>> No.9569149
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9569149

>>9568252
>what the fuck is going on here?

The conversation was for those who know about the various USA laws and acts over the past 10 years that shaped anime fandom. This thread has a lot of chicken scaredy-cat americans (who also claim to be freedom loving) afraid to exercise their lost freedoms! How ironic.

Someone then pointed that out. That was then followed by the expected "eagle" post of "if you don't like your lost freedoms, get out of america". While the redneck didn't intend that meaning, that is what his post summed up to be.

Europe has more freedoms than the USA with regards to anime and manga vis-a-vis the multiple USA laws and how the corporations have been applying them. Google is the latest as it formally announced it will be punishing pirate sites and those with dmca or drm complaints by lowering or removing them from search results. That means even if your blog doesn't have links to DMCA-related material, but you link to a site that does, your blog would be lowered in search results.

Corporate freedom! Love it or get out of the USA!

When ACTA gets ratified by all the participants, you'll see something even more drastic. They're all waiting for "good time" to ratify it fast....

>> No.9569178

You notice that "patriot eagle" redneck was unable to deny the truth of the other posts. All he could do was the usual ad hominem attack. At least he didn't go "rah rah Fox news is best"

>> No.9569240
File: 254 KB, 1380x1060, MyLittlePonyCollection.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9569240

>>9567891
How is attacking the Protect Act (which stops us from importing onaholes) being against american soldiers in afghanistan? You are another stupid conservative that tries to link unrelated objects together for your usual personal attacks. Essentially, you created a lie.

ON TOPIC: Did C82 have any nifty products like what is in the picture?

>> No.9569681

It doesn't take long before the inevitable "ugly american" shows up. Those same types of people visit other countries and create a bad reputation stereotype for all american tourists.

>> No.9569902

If you're so paranoid you could just buy a non-loli onahole, you know.

>> No.9570157

>>9569902
>non-loli onahole
u wot m8

>> No.9570247

>>9567552
Damn this really suck, the archive didn't save any images that had been posted in the february thread. It had all the wallpapers posted too ;_;

>> No.9570275

>>9570247
The only archive site that saves all the thread images in their FULL original size is chanarchive.org which also happens to work for all the 4chan sections including /a/, /s/, and /b/

However, for threads to live longer than one week at that site, people have to upvote the threads until it has a point total higher than 22. Unfortunately, trolls and anti-hentai haters typically vote down all the threads. Usually the only threads that survive are those with an overwhelming number of positive votes to offset the downvotes effect.

For /jp/ that is an amazingly few because the taunters created some angry people who have voted down all the threads for the past year. It's kind of amazing that if a thread looks like it would be archived, a bunch of downvotes will appear to slam it back down into the mud.

Well, people like to taunt and make enemies. and those angry people go on to get their revenge.

>> No.9570300

>>9570275
Well I found one of the missing wallpaper using google reverse image search and it's not that good. It doesn't help they wear diapers here, which is not really sexy, I got to admit.

>> No.9570559

Sorry to interrupt your discussion about the USA laws and all that, but something awesome happened to me.

>Thank you for your order.
>The total weight including the cardboard box and cushioning became over 2000g so we cannot use e-Packet. We'll switch the shipping service to EMS instead but you don't need to pay for the balance for shipping cost.
>We appreciate your understanding.
Yeah, I appreciate yours as well.

For those who want to try that, here's what I ordered to get EMS for the price of e-Packet :

http://en-nls.com/pict1-31554
http://en-nls.com/pict1-26132
http://en-nls.com/pict1-31763
http://en-nls.com/pict1-30929

Total weigh of products 1754 + weigh of package 200
total weigh 1954g or 1.9kg
Which apparently wasn't 1.9 but over 2kg.

When ordering, you select E-Packet.
Also, weigh of onahole != weigh of onahole + packaging, so disregard weigh on the onahole page, use the one displayed on the order form.

Don't know if it'll work for you, but it did for me out of luck, so I thought I'd share.

>> No.9570602

>>9570559
>Wet Meiki Monster Wakefulness

That thing is legitimately horrifying.

>> No.9570609
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9570609

>>9570559
>http://en-nls.com/pict1-30929
Kill it with fire

>> No.9572042

Fuck I want this and the box art so bad. Even though NJ is confirmed safe, you just never know man. Fuck!

>> No.9572962

>>9570559
As weird as it is, why would you want e-Packet anyway? I didn't add the stuff to the cart to try, but wouldn't EMS be about the same price anyway?

Heck, now that you can no longer use JPSP, shipping only a single item with EMS or DHL isn't much more expensive than e-Packet.

>> No.9573050

>>9570559
You should report back with which one you thought was the best. I'm pretty curious about how two of your orders compares to Kana.

>> No.9573208

>>9572962
EMS is twice as expensive.
e-packet is 28€ while EMS is 48€ for the same weigh.
Last time I got my e-packet within the week, so paying an extra 20€ for 4 days is a bit over the top.

>>9573050
That's what I intend to do.

>> No.9573285

>>9573208
Ah, I guess it's only about the same price for low weight packages. Tried it with a single onahole (~400g) and it went 18 -> 19 ->20 euro for each shipment option

>> No.9573378 [DELETED] 

>ick Abbot

>> No.9573565

>>9570559
Did you get the special pack for the first one?

>> No.9573620

>>9573208
Which european country are you from? (Probably france?)

>> No.9573959
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9573959

>>9573285
Anything past 600g and the difference is noticeable. And with meiki's full package weighing 1046g it makes Europe (or America, depending where you live) based webshop worth it, since the ludicrous shipping price breaks even with their bullshit overpricing.
>>9573565
Discontinued, it was a limited edition.
And http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-29411 is discontinued as well, such is life.
>>9573620
>Probably france
Yeah.
Though, the shipping fees are the same within Europe; only the delivery time and options available vary.


Also, touhou onahole, they're ¥1,000 cheap ones, but it shouldn't go unmentioned.

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