/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Stop misusing spoilers ``please!''

why?

I'd let her make some wind if you know what I mean.

Lets go Sanae bullying time.

>>9553684
Stop forcing your epic memes.

you listed ass twice

>>9553698
The irony. Fuck off to >>>/q/.

Who needs Reimu when we have Sanae?

What are Sanae's ten desires?

>>9553750
1.Love
2.World peace
3.Democracy for the whole world
4.Love
5.A solution to world hunger
6.The end of Jewish tyranny
7.Equal rights for all
8.Free healthcare for everyone in the world
9.International disarmament
10.Happiness for everyone

>>9553788
You listed everyone twice.

Sanae's 10 desires:

1 - Cum in her armpits
2 - Cum in her ass
3 - Cum in her pussy
4 - Cum on her face
5 - Cum on her tits
6 - Cum on her ass
7 - Cum in her hair
8 - Cum in her eyes
9 - Cum in her ears
10 - Cum in her nose

You'll never be caught by Sanae.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMeRBE1ypY4

>>9553788
You listed everyone twice

>>9553788
>>9553795
>>9553824
Dude. He listed LOVE twice.

>>9553808
you listed ass twice.

>>9553822

Uhuuuuu,i'm going to explode!

why is she so perfect?

>>9553808

>>9556180

Her breasts look so soft.

>>9556180
She wants you to stop talking about them and start doing them.

Sanae the virgin hunter.

>>9556195

>>9556170

>Cheerful
>Excitable
>Friendly
>Hot

That's why.

>>9556170
Well, isn't it natural for a god to be perfect?

I think we need more Sanae in youkai extermination form.

>>9556195
Don't they?
Don't try to confirm your theory, though. She's likely to take offense.

>>9556230
D-Does she have no shame?!

>>9556230
i'm not going to report this, but I'm watching this thread closely now

>>9556333
Must have forgotten the sarashi. It happens.

>>9553683
I love this picture so damn much.
Look how stiff and nervous and tense she is. She's trying so hard.

>>9556363
So hard not to tear off her clothes and rape the recipient.

>>9556369
Please don't make such jokes when she's already so nervous.

>>9556363
I think it's sad.

No matter whether the gift was accepted or not, she had to leave the recipient behind when she moved to gensokyo.

>>9556392
Please don't misuse spoilers.

>>9556392
That is pretty sad...maybe it's after she moved to Gensokyo?

I want to see a doujin where Sanae's boyfriend or something ends up in Gensokyo.

>>9556417
Reminds me of At Chirei. GROWING SOMETHINGS!

>>9556432
>GROWING SOMETHINGS
that was adorable.

>>9556432
What?

>>9556448
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/743565

I like it when Sanae just has vanilla sex with her boyfriend.

>>9556452
No! You mustn't cut the plant hair!

>>9556473
You must have loved this doujin.

>>9556502

Is there a story behind this?

>>9556517
Is Momiji panting at Hina?

>>9556517
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=27464578

>>9556478
I just did, it was very cute actually.

>>9556574
You'll probably like this too.

So how do you guys feel about Kanako wanting to add a youkai shrine maiden?Will she replace Sanae?

>>9556660
She does!? Cite that shit.

>>9556671
I'll add a quote when I'm not lazy but it's in the new book and been mentioned in many many many threads.

>>9556685
SoPM? How did I miss this!?
Another priest...this ruins everything! And said priest could replace Sanae?! This cannot stand!
Kanako, how can you even consider this!?

>>9556582
What are those things on her chest?
Sanae confirmed for flat, or at least no bigger than Reimu...

>>9556748
Faith!

>>9556660
Of course she is going to replace Sanae.
Sanae is a GODDESS, this miko bit is just like training for her.
She will need a Miko of her own then.

>>9556756
Sanae confirmed for EX boss

>>9556756
...I don't like it.

>>9556708
I hope it's kogasa

Sanae is finally going to get her own Marisa.(Kogasa has been that so far since she at least remembers her name)

I bet this is supposed to be like Sanae growing up and leaving the roost. She'll be her own god, with her own responsibilities and whatnot.
I think I'm tearing up.

Oh god why is everything bold now. My fucking eyes

>>9556804
I don't like this...

>>9556795
She'll lose her player character status if she is not a miko so I hope Kanako fails to find someone.

>>9556804
It's making me dizzy

And now it's gone. What the hell was that?

Bold text, kowai kowai

The gods are upset. Clearly Sanae doesn't approve of being replaced!

>>9556823
The blind watchmaker tinkering.

Most likely candidates
Yamame (Kanako seems weird enough to pick her even after what Byakuren said)

Kogasa (Closest youkai to Sanae)

Rumia (Just a random add in for fun)

Or an entirely new character

>>9556804
I thought I was the only wan. I was blaming firefox, which I just updated accidentally.

>>9556854
kogasa's also got a bit of rep in the human village, although I imagine the purpose of a youkai shrine maiden would be to gather faith from youkai.

They're a diverse bunch though, so I don't know how well that would work

>>9556867
Roping in Kogasa as a miko to gather youkai faith just to end up with human faith would fit pretty well in Touhou canon. And Sanae teaching her proper miko behavior would be fun.

It probably won't happen, though.

>>9556854

I really do hope Sanae stays a miko, but if kanako does end up choosing a youkai miko, it better be koagasa

What is she doing?

Her twinleaf hair is growing on me.

>>9557990
WHAT EVEN IS THIS BEANS?

sluuuuuuut

>>9558040
Looks like natto.

http://may.2chan.net/40/res/3941033.htm
Sanae is finished.
She will be forever known as the Gensokyo cumdumpster.
How do you feel about this Sanaefags?
Are you happy that she is gensokyo top pornstar?

>>9557990
Clumsy miko gets natto all over herself

>>9559059
I'm pretty happy with the top 4

>>9559059
But I love sluts. That's why she's my favourite.

>>9559421
Agreed. Couldn't be happier with Sanae's status.

I want to impregnate her.

>>9559059
>>9559421
Awesome. Only reason why I even liked Sanae and Moriya in the first place.

>>9559059
東方シリーズエロいキャラランキング

1.東風谷 早苗
2.鈴仙・優曇華院・イナバ
3.茨木 華扇
4.霍 青娥
5.フランドール・スカーレット
6.聖 白蓮
7.射命丸 文
8.古明地 こいし
9.洩矢 諏訪子
10.パチュリー・ノーレッジ

Wow, I didn't think Aya and Suwako would be that low. But Sanae being on top is pretty much to be expected. Patchouli though... is she really erotic?

most sexual 2hu after suwako

Well I'm god damn devastated.

>>9559076
>>9559421
>>9559438
>>9560344
You people are the worst.

>>9559059
>>9560362
That does not look like a scientific research to me.

>>9560362
It's not an official list; it's just what he thinks.

Ugh, all that porn, and barely a speck of it's happy sex.
Disgusting.

>>9560704
>>9560693
It's good enough. It also makes sense.

>>9560672
Why? Can't handle sexually librated Sanae?

>>9560725
>sexually liberated.
Kiss my ass.

This over-sexualization bullshit is nothing new. Don't let it get you down.

>>9560765
but her body is too lewd

>>9560901
But she herself isn't. That's what matters.
Self is greater than body, no matter what mind break doujins would have you believe.

I'd have tea with Sanae

>not thinking that Sanae has healthy sexual urges
Stop doing this.

>>9561087
But at Sanae's current level it's very unhealthy.

>>9561114

What current level?

>>9561128
gutter-trash level.

>>9561087

You forgot to say fanon sanae. Real touhou has nonting to do with sexual things secondary.

>>9561087
Oh, shut up. "Healthy sexual urges" doesn't mean bathing in gallons of cum and fucking thousands of guys and devouring countless dicks and generally being slutty to an absurd extent like shitty slut Sanae is.

>>9553822
how cute

>>9561234

>>9561234
you're forgiven

She's pretty expensive.

>>9565844
50 thousand yen? Are you serious? Too poor to even screw Sanae... ;_;

Sanae is the best miko.

I want to be in Sanae's reverse harem

>>9566192
Just rape the bitch.

>>9556660
>youkai shrine maiden

Ridiculous!

>>9566246
That's not how you treat a cute girl!

>>9566246
>Just rape the bitch.

It would be shoplifting, not rape.

>>9566301

>>9566438
>satenshitposts.jpg

Ohio! I thought you were permabanned?

>>9566445
>Implying saten posters are single entity.

>>9565844
Almost out of panties? Spin panties on finger, copy panties, never run out of panties.

>>9566447
Who are you quoting?

>>9566510
What is floating

Best miko.

>>9566536
post the "cock" one

>>9565844
Sanae is worth 500 bucks? Bitch, I could buy a console and some games or build a new PC with that amount of money. The fuck?

>>9566536
It's true.

Best tie.

Best hair.

Best smile.

Best gods.

Best personality.

Best lay

>>9566558
Danbooru has lousy currency converters, it's more like $600. And you have to pay for everything else. And it'll be the most awkward sex ever.

So yeah, best miko.

>>9566586
God damn flood detection, ruining my thing.

You could always fug chen's butt for 57 cents.

>>9565844
It's just a joke.

>>9566586
>>9566586
Well, yeah. She's an otaku with tons of imagination and not much experience. She'd probably be kinky as all hell.
Don't tell her I said that.

>>9566588
She'd become slave to my dick the moment I penetrate her. Then she'd follow my orders.

>>9566611
That sounds terrible. No sex for you.
Not that there'd be any otherwise.

>>9566586
That's why she can charge prices like that.

What else about Sanae is the best?
These are dire times; slander's on the rise, Kanako's looking into finding a new miko, and there's THAT story too...so Sanae needs faith badly! Keep the praise coming!

>>9566656
I'd give her loads of my faith if you know what I mean.

>>9566674
Sanae is expensive, so you gotta pay to play.

>>9566674
Hooray!

>>9566680
I'll just rape.
Wherever I go, I must rape.

>>9566680
What? That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of having to pay to worship?

>>9566685
Rance can rape Touhous, discuss.

>>9566685
What!?

>>9566685
You ain't hax. Sanae wants your dick anyway so all you have to do is get to work and get enough money to get down with her.

>>9565844
Even the Japanese think she's sexual as fuck.

>>9566722
The Japanese think every character is sexual as fuck.

>>9566608
>sanae𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔denied𝑑𝑎𝑖𝑙𝑦sex.jpg

>>9566728
Even Reimu?

>>9566713
Don't flatter yourself.

>>9566713
>>9566713
Don't flatter him.

>>9566736
>>9566739
is that cum in the cup

>>9566729
I don't get it.

>>9566741
It's tea, you ass.

>>9566704
Sanae is not all she's cracked up to be.

>>9566734
Yes.

>>9566752
AAAAARRRGGHHH!!! THAT PUN!!

>>9566750
so that's how she calls it now

>>9566780
Don't try so hard.

>>9566769
You're welcome!

>>9566863
I don't get it, though my brain is telling me I do. Very strange.

rev up dem dicks
sanae hungers

>>9567172
Why would you need to do that?

If someone is hungry, they need food. What you suggest wouldn't help.

>>9566958

>>9567198

I need to counter that thing

>>9567198
Imposter!

>>9566958
It's one of those domain for sale pages.

Best girl.

Best "good" girl.

>>9567608
No need for quotes. Sanae is a good girl, pure and simple.

>>9567608
She's showing off the goods really well, that's for sure.

>>9567608
So good.

>>9567700

And what might this be from, exhentai file search gives nothing

>>9567742
It's just an edit.

Best Everything.

Slutty Sanae is stupid. She's only good for porn and that's it.

>>9567823
Except for ten desires shot types.
Otherwise, yeah. The best.

>>9567826
No. Sanae being a sexual being shows how strong and independent she is. She can kick their asses and allows them the pleasure of pleasing her.

>>9567823
Best feet?

>>9567890
Slutty Sanae's got nothing to do with that. Who do you think you're fooling?

>>9567900
>being sexual has nothing to do with being slutty
What?

>>9567895
Probably. I don't know feet, but if they're Sanae's, it'd be a safe bet to call them the best.

>>9567901
>being slutty has nothing to do with being strong and independent and powerful
FTFY.
Yeah, she's such a STRONG woman. Look at her on her knees, covered in semen, begging for cocks. Such strength!
Slutty Sanae is fap fodder and that's absolutely it; there's nothing else that's going to come from such a character. And you know it.

>>9567930
>Look at her on her knees, covered in semen, begging for cocks. Such strength!
Can you do it?
Because I bet you can't, you fucking weaking loser. You have no guts

Sanae is a strong independent sexually liberated womyn.

>>9567955
I wonder if she'd take my accursed adult virginity...

>>9567955
I still do not understand how ganguro is considered attractive.

>>9567959
Hell no, she doesn't go for worthless turbonerds like you.

>>9567993
That sounds like the most plausible solution.

>>9567971
It's all a massive troll, don't worry about it.

>>9567950
Again,
>Who do you think you're fooling?

>>9567992
Come the fuck on, that's not even Sanae.

>>9568002
It will be in 20 years.

>>9567930
She's the one who invited those men to fuck her senseless. She also does one-on-one sessions when she's in the mood. Deal with it!

>>9568025
I refuses to believe it, because she's a garbage character.
I'm not one of those "nooo guys shes pure as freshly fallen snow" guys, but at least good girl Sanae has potential. Like, at all.

There can be a middle ground, you know.

>>9568025
>implying a sexually charged Sanae can't be a good girl either
What is WRONG with you?

>>9568069
>>9568069
Elaborate.

>>9568095
Who let her drink?

I wonder how much cum is spilled thanks to Sanae.

>>9568262
>Let's go justin
Why isn't she rooting for Daigo?

Best Touhou

Best girl.

>>9572470

Best bag too!

If you called Sanae the best, would she try and convince you that Suwako/Kanako were better than her?

>>9567930
I'm sorry, but has Sanae even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that's right. She hasn't even made contact with a man since she went to Gensokyo. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Sanae is a holy maiden now and she was been the purest maiden in the Touhou series for how long? Reimu is still a whore. Sanae is the best heroine in all of Gensokyo, she has the best design. Sanae almost won the popularity contest in 2012. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Sanae is proven a better touhou than any other in Gensokyo. Marisa tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her some books or mushrooms. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Sanae threads because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like a heroine because they're canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>9572506
This isn't even funny, clever, or interesting. I imagine you're the person who wrote it and you keep posting it because it's the longest post you wrote and took you five whole minutes, or because you're a misguided moron who thinks anything longer than three lines is an epic win that belongs in your kopipe folder.

>>9572517
Could you be more unaware, kid?

>>9572517
I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose? Oh, that’s right. The game isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chargers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They’re playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they’re feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn’t choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like the team because they’re good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

being warmed by Sanae on a cold night is the best

>>9572774
Very true.
Don't show her your dick, though, or she'll freak out and run away. And then she won't like you and you'll be cold.

>>9572777
Is that a joke on his dick being too small? That's not very nice, anon.

>>9572787
That's not it at all, anonymous. You know full well what I was saying.

>>9572800
That she was raped as a child?

Sanae is the sexiest

>>9572787
Well is it cute or just small?

>>9572808
No.
I'm not playing these games with you.

>>9572808
>raped
No, she took it willingly.

>>9574340
Slutty Sanae doesn't even do good porn. You can't rape a slut.

>>9574413
Slutty Sanae is sexy. I dislike forced Sanae doujins. Only consensual ones for Sanae is good.

Sanae is best girl

>>9574442
Slutty Sanae is disgusting.
I don't consider slutty Sanae doujins happy sex. They just...aren't.

>>9574646
It's still true.

Sanae is the most skilled sexually.

>>9575185
I thought that was Seiga.

>>9575218
Sanae has her talents passed by Suwako.

>>9575465
And who said Suwako had any amazing sexual skills?

>>9575465
How skilled is Suwako then

>>9575510
>>9575515
Suwako is the only ``confirmed'' non-virgin touhou. Sanae is far and away the sluttiest, regardless.

>>9575510
hundred years of sexual knowledge.
You don't live for hundreds of years without fucking.

>>9574741
>slutty sanae
>not happy
She's smiling in them and grinning as she dominates men into submission.

>>9575574
When I think happy sex, I think loving sex. Slutty Sanae doujins are not loving.

>>9575465
Not talent, only education.

Since Sanae is a good girl with amazing gift for talent.. well.

>>9575542
>Suwako is the only ``confirmed'' non-virgin touhou.
And?

>>9575569
How would you know? She's not even human.

Anyone got any Sanae diaper pictures?

Rice Seedlings

>>9575592
Sanae slutty doujins show Sanae loving every moment of it, so yeah.

>>9576863
In the rare cases where it's consensual it's hardly "love" compared to a 1v1 happy sex work.

slut

>>9576884
For some unfathomable reason Nitori tends to be the target of 1 on 1 lovey dovey works. I wonder why?

>>9577487
That's mostly because of PANZERS. There's also that one about onaholes, and the recent Ito Life.

I would seriously fight every one of you.

If I saw you in real life, and you said some SANAE A SLUT bullshit, I would punch you right in your smary little nerd face. I'd break your little wire frame glasses right in front of you.

You're so tough behind that keyboard, but say some of that shit when I'm standing in front of you and I'd beat your candy ass into next fucking week.

I'm not shitting you. I'd fucking die for Sanae. Don't think I'd take a few bruises for her too? Come and test me. We'll see how smug you after I rupture your sphincter, bitchboy.

>>9556392
Maybe the recipient was Kanako. We all know how dashingly handsome she is. Besides, love is a form of faith.

>>9577515

NEW THREAD STARTER IMAGE GET

>>9577515
Sanae is a cum guzzling super whore

>>9577657
Who the fuck are you, faggot?

>>9577515
It's guys like these that.. seriously?

>>9577515
Please don't bully.

>>9577668

Welcome to Touhou.

>>9577848

Welcome to Touhou.

Sanae is such a good girl. Oh such a good girl she is.

>>9556582
I can't find this doujin anywhere.

I want to hold Sanae in her hand.

>>9578322
You talk weird.

>>9578129
It's not scanned.

>>9578341
What's she saying?

>>9578129
>>9578332
It's in a queue to be scanned.

>>9578375
A fucking long queue at that. So don't get excited.

best miko.

>>9578341
C82 exhausted her.

Take that as you will.

>>9578414
It's somewhat high in the que, if it helps.

>>9578491

>>9578590
Sanae's tongue is a miracle of the universe.

>>9578620
It know, but the guy has a life and the TODO queue still has like 28 books. I'm also not going to get excited. From the previews it looks like a book where Sanae is fucked in a wedding dress without any of the finer details I want in a liebe book. I hope there's more to it than that. And even if not it'll 99% chance be nicer than the average.

>>9578673
A guy with 100+ doujins to scan for an internet community has a life?

>>9577515
are you anger

I want to impregnate Sanae's lewd, flabby body

>>9578988
Me too. Even though my dream is to impregnate every single touhou, I would want to do Sanae first, so she can have my firstborn.

There's just something about Sanae...

>>9578988
She believes in cold fusion, would not fug

You vile beings who rape Sanae's pure image by projecting your own lewdness should wither away in shame.

Sanae is a shining bastion of grace and beauty. If you believe anything else, you were deceived. To die for her would be a great honor.

>>9579093
>To die for her would be a great honor.

Beta as HELL.

>>9579093
lel
after you die for her, I'll make sure to creampie her many times in your place.

>>9579093
Why can't she die for me instead? She's just as good a human shield as I am.

>>9579183
Don't be mean to don quixote. He's not sound of mind.

>>9579093
Are you willing to take dicks in her place? How can you say you love her if you won't even take dicks in her place?

>>9578491
>C82 exhausted her.
Oh we know what that means.

>>9579183
No you won't.

>>9578988
Flabby...?

I found this thread because 3 of my favorite Sanae reaction images were being used. I need some new ones.

>>9580541
Which ones?

/jp/ probably secretly likes Sanae. They just say they don't and call her a slut with a cummy ass because they want to play hard to get.

>>9566588
>>9560732
>>9556827
>>9556804
>>9556384
These

>>9579363
SANAE HAS EATING PROBLEMS!

>>9580589
Is that why she's on an liquid-only diet?

>>9579363
>Basing body fat on weight
Americans

>>9580612

>>9580606
I don't get it.
Give Sanae back her skirt.

>>9580612
Just like Rika.

>>9580629
Translate it you weeaboos.

>>9580576
/jp/ loves Sanae, that's why they call her slutty and sexual. She's the most attractive Touhou.

>>9580695
>Whyyy didn't you draw in the skirt?
>YOU JERK!!

300.

Sanae confirmed for best miko.

Best miko damn right

She's a silly girl.

>>9581473
Very.

>>9580588
Oh we posted >>9566588 twice.

ehehe cocks

>>9581788
The MC responsible for the gang rape is just behind her.

>>9582632
So damn cute

Best playable character.

>>9584030
At least in UFO. Why did she get such a dull shot type in TD?

>>9584104
It might have been her first time flying solo, without her gods backing her up. Cut her some slack.

>>9583005
This is why Sanae is the best girl.
She's a really "good" girl.

>>9584563
she's pretty good at riding dicks