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You should eat something then!

>>9555582

>>9555592
That's not crazy, don't lie to me like that.

>>9555592
I'm not particularly nutritious; in fact I think you'd actually get even hungrier expending the effort it takes to actually consume me.

>>9555601
>>9555598

Does anyone have a picture of a bloated rumia? That would really make my dick happy.

>>9555628
>>9555628

i think rumia ate me

Tasty.

>>9555632
My dick, more.

Why has there been such an explosion of Rumia threads recently?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCqR_KlMeZg

>>9555998
Probably the same person or two each time like with all the Youmu threads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ZxIED5VJU

wwww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ZxIED5VJU&t=4m
WWWWWWWW

I want to pet her and ruffle her hair lovingly but I am too smart and afraid to do it since I know she'd gobble me up pronto.

Can one distract Rumia with some normal food so that one would not end up in her cute little belly?

>>9560150
She seems pretty stupid. On the level of a small animal. You might be able to get away with it. Maybe you could even domesticize her.

>>9560327
>>9560150

>>9560327
Shouldn't be too hard if you tell her that as long as she doesn't eat you she can have as much food as she wants.

>>9560327
>>9560395
Well then I think I could build a good friendship with her that would be based off on food and cuteness.

>>9560428
Like this?

I would let her nibble on my arm.

>>9560430
she might bite it off

>>9560430
Just imagine her looking at you coyly and asking "Can I? Can I really?"

You nod and she grabs your hand with her tiny hands, and carefully inserts your finger into her mouth. It's warm and moist, and soft. Her teeths graze against yoru finger a bit, and at the same time her drool starts to trickle down your finger. She shifts her eyes and looks at you in the eyes, cheeks flushed. you can feel her warm breaht against yoru finger as she slowly licks it with her soft little tonque. She shifts her head, and takes even more of your finger inside her mouth. Then she proceeds to bite down on it, hurting you. You panic a little bit, and try to pull yoru finger away from her mouth, but she keeps your hand still with suprising force. She sucks on your finger and then removes it from your mouth, giving your wound a last lick, and releases her grip on your hand. She smiles sweetly, and says

"Were you thinking I was going to bite it off~" and laughts a little

>>9560480
"F-Fucking skank!"

>>9560515
There is a difference between a skank and a flirt, Anonymous.

>>9560480
I'm hard now.

>>9560526
She probably does that with everyone she meets though.

>>9560480
Please. Please write more.

>>9560569
I doubt that. You only play in that sort of way with something you are fond of.

>>9560570
Her eyes take a much more sinister look

"But if I were to eat something~"

She pushes you onto the ground and straddles you

"I'd start from someplace a bit different~"

She inches her face closer to you and smiles wickedly. Then she proceeds to lick your cheek and rest her head against it

"you taste good~"

She's breathing hard now, and her warm breath is tickling your ear. She moves her head back and puts her tiny hands inside your shirt, running them along your chest and stomach. She also tightens her tights resting on each side of your hips, almost to ensnare her prey.

"Can I" she begins to say, her cheeks flushed and her nails digging a bit into your chest

"Eat you?" she finishes, while moving her hands downward, cutting a bit into your flesh.

She moves her head close to yours again, extending her tonque, to lap up the blood, or to lick some other part of your body. but suddenly you see something fly by Rumias head, barely missing her. you hear a girls annoyed voice.

"Oh dammit Rumia stop attackign people this late, I'm tired and really not in the mood for this"

you turn your head and see Reimu walking towards you and readying to fire more danmaku. You turn to look at Rumai as you feel her getting up. She whispers "It was fun Onii-chan" to you as she does, and quickly flies away. Reimu, on the other hand turns to leave.

"You better get home befoe you get eaten up or something, oh and you should come to my shrine tomorrow and bring some donations since I saved your sorry ass. Well bye"

And she flies off

>>9560648
Reimu: professional asshole of Gensokyo.

>>9560648
Would it be appropriate to cry after that happens?

>>9560648
I wanted her to eat me ;_;

>>9560648
I'd appear at the Hakurei shrine and simply say
"Tch, I didn't need your help miko, I could've exorcised that abomination myself."

I'd then proceed to go hunting for Rumia's innocent little head, so I can shove it onto a pike, I promised myself I'd only go to Gensokyo if I can purge the unclean, I'm a hero at heart you know.

>>9560709
Gensokyo doesn't need your kind of heroism.

>>9560729
Maybe not, but I feel justice will improve anything. So long as it's not corrupt via outer incentives.

See, If Rumia was actually less harmless in the flesh than you vore-obsessed crazies made her out to be I wouldn't need to take action, It's only when evils try to throw out the balance the just need to take action.

>>9560709
>>9560736
lol you sound like a huge nerd
i bet you weigh 300 pounds

>>9560751
he's also a bully to Rumia

>>9560759
Out of all the 2hus, I do not see why you would bully Rumia. Youmu, or Patchy, but Rumia?

>>9560769
Because she's a hungry retarded girl.

hey rumia you can keep me as a cow to milk

I can give you tons of milk

>>9560790
Makes her a good pet, but I just do not see it. If anything qualifying as a good pet makes her a bad target for bullying. You do not bully your pet.

>>9560803
You do if it's a hungry retarded girl.

>>9560751
Just a thing I've had since a kid, Most of my family on my dad's side were police officers/military and the like. I guess that kind of upbringing combined with truNEET lifestyle created my retarded sense of justice and purity.

>>9560759
I'd only "bully" her if she's as bad as you make her out to be, but I somehow doubt that, I was just fooling around with that scenario written up just before.

The kind of stupid shit I do when I'm sober, I should just get back to drawing birds with touhou faces.

>>9560817
>bad
Flirtatious if anything. If all the reasons to pursue that scenario, justice is not among them.

>>9560811
Well, I guess. I just do not think Rumia is soft enough to be a good target.

>>9560817
Anon. Look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't let Rumia nibble and/or bite you a little.

>>9560828
Well nibble sure, but eating me is out of the question.

Unless you by "eat" you meant "Some sort of erotic foreplay the involves nibbling", In that case I apologize for being so thick.

I would let her actually eat me a little. Like scraping some flesh of my arm with her teeth.

>>9560852
I guess that could seem endearing one way or another, sure.

Here's the guy who wrote

>>9560480
>>9560648


If you are wondering if she was really goign to eat you or just foreplaying with you, won't tell. Too bad Reimu scared Rumai away before she could make it clear if she was goign to eat you or "eat you"

And if we would ask from the culprit herself, she'd just smile at you and say

"Tehe~, Not telling~" and smile at you

>>9560912
Then the clear solution would be to find her and find out.

rumia is .....

>>9560912
VERY FUCKING CRAXYZZFGDFFADSF DSFLKJDDDDD

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

>>9561550
She's probably the most popular S1 boss.

How popular is Rumia? She's one of my favorite characters but I don't want to be a conformist

>>9561552
>>9561550

>>9561552
What about Yuyuko?

>>9561573
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eor0o_OMJM8

crazy rumia

it feels like a dark sadistic force has been installed into my mind
and it became part of my ROM

Quality /jp/ post. Hey, it's touhou-related so it must be good, right?

>>9562240
you sound a little mad shitposter-kun

>>9562255

wwww

Why can't she touch her hair ornament?

>>9562534
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7FqxMw9kr0&t=13m40s

>>9562534
Whoever sealed Rumia's power with the amulet also compelled her to be unable to break it on her own. Common sense.

>>9562606
Flan vs ex-Rumia

Who would win?

>>9562722

>>9562777
>777
....
i think they would work together

>>9562787

where the smokes at

>>9562809
stop posting that

who wants to reproduce with the angel of death?

>>9562809
How is she not fat.

>>9562953
Lots of exercise

>>9562944
Every time you cut off the ribbon, a new Rumia is born. She's unable to touch the seal to keep her from reproducing herself.

>>9562965
All she does is fly around all day. That's not exercise.

>>9562968
umm ex-rumia = angel of death

>>9563617
and where'd you pull this fact from? your fanon handbook that secondaries hand out to secondaries?

fuck off

>>9563780
i am a god damn primary

Role playing is against the rules

>>9563617
No, Ex-Rumia is a little orphan girl who picked up a sword tainted by an angel of death. If you're going to make stupid references to fanfics no one has read, at least get your facts straight.

>>9564241
wwww

>>9563882
このRoleのplayinはisをagainstザrulesです*

Go back to grammar school.