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I drink far too slowly to beat anyone in a drinking contest. I'd love to drink with Suika, but she would very likely be outdrinking me by like 3:1.

Yes, she's a girl who weighs about 30 kilos and is under the table after the first drink.

No because I'm allergic to alcohol.

Nice stealth blog thread.

I could do half a liter of vodka in ~15 minutes and not lose consciousness.

Well, that was 8 or 9 years ago now, but still. I only drink beer these days.

I can't.

I'm missing organs for me to safely consume a good amount and I'm on meds.


But I think they're might be someone I know who would be up for drinking toe to toe with Suika

Who loses, the first person to pass out or first person to vomit all over the other?

>>9554510
The first one to take off the other's underwear without getting noticed.

>>9554314
I'm Irish, so yes.

>>9554634
Then she has the disadvantage with those big ass bloomers.

>>9554634
I thought Suika doesn't wear underwear?

Suika Ibuki is the Snooki of the Touhou universe.

>>9554703
Who?

I don't drink.

>>9554314
Yes.
I`m from Russia.
What do i win?

>>9554703
I don't see the resemblance.

I'm slav. She don't have a chance

I probably wouldn't be able to beat her since she has a supernatural level of alcohol tolerance but I'd be able to hang in there for quite a while.

>>9554719
In terms of personality as in she goes around being drunk and retarded.

Well at least I think that's what they do on jersey shore since I've never actually seen the show myself.

I'd beat her because I'm irish so I can't get drunk.

Hi meeps.

Hell yeah!
I drink more than the ruskis, proven fact. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption

>Tell Suika putting alchohol up your butt is a faster way to get drunk

>If she goes with it, it doesn't even matter if I lose.

I drank 3 bottles of wine yesterday, 1.5 liters each, and I didn't even feel a buzz.

Bring it on, baby.

>>9554840

But Suika can't die from alcohol poisoning, she's an oni.

And there's never a state where Suika isn't drunk.

>>9554856
Which means she obviously won't stop putting stuff into her butt.

Where do you think that leads to?

I'm a heavyweight that can't hold his liquor.

I could definitely beat Suika in a not-drinking contest, though. Six years and still going strong, she'd probably grab for the alcohol within a day.

I had two beers and two bloody marys last night. I got sick and I'm still kindof nauseous. Suika wouldn't get sick, she's my heroine.

>>9554715
I know it's obnoxious to ask, but I'm really curious as to the source of this picture.

>>9555109
Rich American Fire Superman with a Middle Aged-Man in the UK.

>>9555109
Google reverse search.

Is this the Devil?

>>9555109
Decipher this man's riddle and you will know.
>>9555116

darker than black season 2

>>9555142
Stop that shit please.

>>9555142
Ah, I knew the style looked familiar. Haven't watched Darker than Black beyond a couple of season 1 episodes yet...thanks for the answer.

i'd prefer drinking with Yuugi but Suika is fine too, and i don't mind losing to onis because they probably would rape me anyways when drinks are out

Sure, but only by my rules.

Single Malt Whiskey or Pislner or Marzen beers

No chaser if Whiskey

HEEEERE WE GOOOO

>>9555373
>pils
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>9555624
What you can't handle the bitter followed by crisp?

I bet you put milk and sugar in your coffee too.

>>9554314

Look at this little slut. Give her some alcohol and her socks come off.

>>9555876
I don't bloody think Sha. Shinto allows that.

no

Pure little girls don't do drugs.

I can't even get drunk anymore unless I drink a literal shitton of alcohol, and even then I never black out, I just start behaving like an idiot. Drinking isn't fun for me anymore. Such is life in eastern europe.

I love drinking.