/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I went outside today. I was walking down the road and noticed a small, round, brown thing appear in my field of vision. I took off my glasses, thinking it was a speck of mud or something, it turned out to be a spider. It crawled to the bottom of my frames and span a web down, which broke in the wind, so it fell. Left me wondering how it got there in the first place. It was in my hair? Unlikely, I'd had a shower before going out. On my clothes? Possible. Jumped from a bush or a roof or something?

>>9541909

It realised you're too big target for it, after assaulting you from high above.

Have you ever played with a jumping spider /jp/?

I put them in my hands and get them to jump from one finger to the other. They're so cute.

Now I'm all itchy.

>>9541909
From wind it came, to wind it went.

Some extremely lightweight spiders will fashion a small web kite and glide along the wind for travel.

I saw a spider today.
It's dead now.

>>9542153
You bastard.

There was a spider in my doorway for a few weeks. I had to duck so I could get inside after throwing out the garbage.
It was pretty cute and had a nice ass, so I didn't kill it.

get back to >>>/an/

>>9542153

There was a spider on the side of my bed but I don't know if it's still there. There was one on my shower curtain too but it disappeared.

>>9542118
I didn't know that. That's pretty cool.

>>9542160
Spiders belong on /an/, but not spider youkai silly goose.

I used to try and save the spiders that got into my house, but they always run into corners where I can't reach them. A few weeks ago I was going to bed and saw one of those fuckers on the wall right over my pillow. I got so fucking angry i ran off, grabbed a flyswatter and ran back into my room yelling like a moron and smeared its intestines all over my wall in a gruesome manner.

I guess patience too has its limits.

Stop it, I'm getting the creepy crawlies.

>>9542189

Y-you don't like me...?

i'm so scared of spiders i kill them if they are in my room, they like to appears in front of me while i play video games

Every now and then there are spiders in my room.
I live on the attic so my windows lead to the roof.
Once there was a spider webbing a web at my table and I wanted to let it out.
It was a very hot day so it died a painful dead once it touched the roof....
I felt very guilty about this.
Now I always pay attention to that when leading spiders out

Would you wear clothes made by Yamame?

>>9542398
are they made out of her silk?

I kill spiders around my home on sight.

Why are you so scary, little spider? Maybe you just wanted to be my friend. But when I look at you all I can see is a tiny, hideous monster.

>>9542408

Maybe.

>>9542429
Is her silk coming out of her butt or her penis?

>>9542410

I hate spiders, but I can't bring myself to kill them. It just feels wrong. I just leave them alone. One day I will come to regret this.

>>9542433
She doesn't have a penis, dumb-dumb.

Yamame is a great touhou and is well placed in my top 10 at number 9.

>>9542460
What happened to it? Did it get cut off?

I hate spiders
centipeds 4lyfe
kill the fuckers

>>9542443

No regrets to be had. You know all those spring/summer/autumn nights you go to bed and there's no mosquitoes buzzing around your ear like the obnoxious little fuckers they are? You have the spiders in your house to thank for that.

>>9542628
Wow kilga, that's surprisingly flat chested for you.

Sadly not even Yamame's cuteness can cure my arachnophobia.

My attraction to predators feels counter-intuitive.

>>9542671

Same here.

Though the tiniest ones don't really scare me, I don't like them if they're fast and bigger in size. Despite this, I've considered getting a spider pet few times. I wonder how I'd be able to handle it...

>>9542641

I'll admit that image came from my Nyuurodani folder. But Yamame doesn't need giant tits to be hot.

(Not that they hurt, of course.)

Get out of here, you!

>>9542770
I'd no idea you were such a fan.

>>9542776

>>9542784

Yeah, she's been in my Top 10 for a while. I'm not sure why she grew on me. Maybe it's because she managed to avoid being cast into the "spiderloli" archetype and floated along fanon as a spider lady instead.

>>9542845
Take this!

>>9542857
It's an arachnid not a bug. Go find a Wriggle thread.

>>9542857

Cover mode online.

>>9542963
>Go find a Wriggle thread.
I'd rather he just not post.

>>9543001
Eh...? Am I that much of a bother?

>>9543130

I think the message was adressed to the guy who tried to use bug spray on us.

>>9543168
That was me.

This doujin and it's sequel made me dislike Yamame. Sorry.

>>9543202
I'm sorry but forming your opinions based on secondary fiction is pretty stupid.

>>9543196

Oh... Oh!

Feel free to stay, but no more bug spray or brooms! Okay?

>>9543196
Please be more respectful of our multi-legged friends.

>>9543211
I guess. But I never really cared about Yamame, and those two doujins were the first things involving her that mad an impression on me, so...

>>9543224
Grrgh...fine, as long as they don't go crawling on me or my stuff!! Or waving in my face!

What if that thing is a huge bag of eggs and not legs?

Even more, what if she's waiting for a male to fertilize the eggs and then use him to fed her offspring?

>>9543241
The picture contains errors? Well fuck you.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/925361

>>9543269

I like to think this is what she's hiding.

>>9543241

Have you read A Disease Woman's Story?

>>9543269

I'd be most honored, if I could serve as a dinner for the young ones.

>>9543342
>>9543445
What pleases you? Is the fact of being genetically successful with a large offspring carrying your genetic information?

Otherwise I can't understand the joy of being restraint and digested alive while a swarm drink your nourishing liquids.

>>9543274
ctrl f5 if you're using firefox.

>>9543599
Ooooh right, forgot about that.

>>9543241
>>9543202
here. The other half of why I don't much like Yamame is the idea of her webbing up and killing other Touhous in horrible ways. I'm sure I've mentioned that thing with Aya before...

>>9543599
If that's not love I don't know what is

>>9543665
Oh, it's you! I still feel bad for upsetting you that one time and would like to apologize again. I would also like to reiterate >>9543342's suggestion.
http://exhentai.org/g/300596/67ea4d6246/

>>9543710
Baaah, if you upset me, I've already forgotten about it.
I've read that story. It's very, very nice, and I love it every time I see it, yet it never sticks as much as the more gruesome stuff.

>>9543710
too lewd;didn't read

Time for some sleep.

Good night!

>>9543744
>>9543784

How about rapattu's YamaKisu miniseries, then?

>>9543962
That was cute. To repetitive to stick, though.

>>9544027

Unfortunate. I can't really think of anything else to suggest; all the doujins that travel underground tend to focus on the ESP or YuuParu.

The other day a spider bit me in the ass. I hate bugs.

>>9544239
But not Yamame, surely?

>>9544321
If it was, then Yamame is no more. She was crushed with my buttocks, a godly death.

Good morning.

What do you think?

>>9547815
Too lewd, read the rules.

>>9547827

Didn't notice that part before, my bad.

But considering it's /jp/, I thought... Well, nevermind.

>>9548128
You thought what? We're all sex crazed maniacs that need to see characters we care about in sexual situations?

>>9548149
I'm like that. Although I do believe restraint is important.

>>9548149

Nah.

I didn't notice the NSF _work_ part in the sticky and I thought I'd crack a joke about it, considering what kind of people browse /jp/ usually (based of general assumption.)

>>9548213
>NSF
It's time to reinstall!

>>9548213

Adding the fact that how lewd the atmosphere has been here before, my image was from the mildest end of such genre. Didn't think it would hurt anyone. But as they say, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do."

The new rule just caught me by surprise. That's all!

>>9548213
>>9548300
That rule isn't new, but it's still an absurd rule. Talk about VNs and eroge but keep it worksafe? Are you fucking joking?

That one guy who doesn't like Yamame for silly reasons here.
I went out of my way to avoid disrupting a spider web last night. I was hooking a bathrobe over a window as makeshift curtains and was using old bedposts to hold it up, when I noticed a spider web in the corner of the wall, where I'd need to prop up one of the posts. I opted to instead wedge the robe between the window frame and the wall, which didn't work as well, but kept the spider's home intact.
Just thought you'd like to know.

>>9548480

Exactly my thoughts, thanks for putting it into words. (And I did know it existed, but it wasn't this highlighted and nobody really cared anyway.)

As for your story... How nice of you!

>>9548290
>wa~
Cute.

Lo
ve
ly!

Pulling this up, before I head to sleep.

http://3-me.net/flashdir/yamaswi/yamaswi.swf

>>9553893
52 was the farthest I got ' ~ '

>>9553893
I could never make sense of that. I think it had pressure-based controls or something, and fuck that.

I'm scared of spiders. I want to help them leave my house but they creep me out so much that I can't get anywhere near them unless I have a shoe.

>>9553997
I would like to hear more about you, could you link me to your blog?

>>9554008
Shut up, Tokiko.

>>9554008
Sure
>>>/jp/

>>9554013
Fuck off, Tokiko.

>>9553893
Fuck yeah, got 194

You press z to stop yourself on the web before you hit the ground. Ideally you get really close with a long piece of rope.
Then use left and right arrows to swing yourself to give momentum but be careful not to swing over. Then press z again to release and fling yourself.

Press up and down arrow to cycle through cute posses, but from the looks of things they apparently do something. I've gotten the wide-legged pose to get Yamame to land on her feet instead of crashing.

The large fence I've been painting is covered in spiders, and as I put the brush in those odd nooks and crannies several spiders usually fall out. Either they hit the floor with a loud thud or they land on my face. Their trajectory aside, they are never hurt and quickly scuttle away between the floorboards, body covered in white paint.

Whenever they're standing on large areas requiring long, even strokes I simply paint over them.

>>9554035
Get on my level nerd!
I bet you couldn't even land properly.

Worst dress
worst hair
worst accessory
worst 2hu

205

>>9554118

>>9554284
Nice try, fagmeister.

>>9554441
Fug. How long have you been trying for?

>>9554992
3 seconds.

>>9542161
This artist sure likes Yamame.

>>9543236
One glass of Minoriko's pee S'il vous plaît.


Fuck the sticky, /jp/ should endorse nsfw.

>>9556403

You posted a picture with boobs. I think I may faint.

She´s my waifu

>>9553893

Couldn't help myself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0BMEB1cxl8&feature=youtu.be

>>9562188
I found that very cute.

>>9562249

I'm glad you liked it.

>>9562188
I lost it when the music started playing.

>>9554441
I am the champion.
Fear me.

>>9562568

Did this way back when we first found this game.

I forget how to access the leaderboard, though, so I don't know how well it still holds up.

>>9562686

Oh wow, I'm a fucking idiot. Found the scoreboard again.

Still 29th. Kinda surprised. Sad to see I'm no longer the top perfect landing score, though.

Could you make clothes out of spider silk?

Is it similar to silkworm silk?

>>9562818
I imagine it being rather sticky.

>>9562854
It is not. Spiders shit glue where they desire, the parts where the spider climbs are free of glue.

>>9562818
Yes and yes.

I just want to violently rip each of her legs, and then let out a small laugh as I'm watching her dying of blood loss.

>>9567254
That's horrible.