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Can't I just simply choose to not be romantically involved with anyone?

I don't really hate any TouHou's so sure

note: saying you don't hate touhous results in yukari killing you for your impudence

What if I hate Yukari?

but I don't hate any of....
>>9537955

what??

>>9537965

Of course, this just means I can't be romantically involved with the ones I like, but we can be damn good friends.

Also no mention of I HAVE to be romantically involved with Hatate, she's just the only option if I do.

Gensokyo, and tutelage under Meiling, here I come!

What if I hate a number of Touhous can't decide which one I hate the most?

Yukari is not the mayor in Gensokyo filthy secondaries.

Hey, anon, I heard you want to go to Gensokyo? Okay, here's my deal...

>1.You'll fuck the 3D version of the Touhou* you hate the most daily
>2. You only have your human lifespan
>3. You'll live in the isolated temple with no connection to the outside world and the internet

>*Not me

Wanna sign it?

What if I hate Yukari?

>>9537995
>*Not me

Nope.

I'll just choose to not be romantically involved with anyone ever. I'm fine with just being on a friendly level with everyone.

Except Wriggle. Wriggle can suck it. I'll take the long way around the forest to avoid Wriggle.

Give me another deal, Yukari.

>>9537996
You're right, she's the ruler.
Being the strongest Touhou and all.

>>9537996
More like border patrol really.

>>9538008
Why do you dislike Wriggle?

>>9537995
Too late cuntjumper, I already agreed to the first set of rules.

>>9538019
After all, this is all the product of her imagination

>>9538019
Reimu and Kaguya are the most powerful. What's your point?

>>9538008
congrats on your marriage to wriggle. Now you're going to have to consummate the marriage... or ravenous touhous will bite your dick and balls off

>>9538031
This IS the first set of rules, genius

read the OP again, this time slowly

>>9538039
Ugh, my children better be fucking youkai Kamen Riders for this.

>>9538043

At least it means I'll be romantically involved with a Touhou.

But how would she know which one I hate the most? I don't even know which one I hate the most!

>>9538019
>ruler ahahahahaha

She's just a youkai scum with a shitty ability.

>>9538068
she uses bald and green hair to see your true intention ofc.

>>9538062
That's acceptable. I love you, Wriggle Nightdude Jr.

>>9538042
How about you read it slowly.
>but you're only allowed to ever become romantically involved with the touhou you hate most.

>allowed to
>to give permission, grant as one's right
Not "Forced"

Assuming you accept previous romantic engagements.
>Would you accept this offer and live as their husband at the temple for the rest of your human life???

With gensokyo being gensokyo, human life is a transient and malleable thing. Once my human life ends, and I become a youkai or magician, the contract is over. Either i'm deported back into the outside world as a youkai/magician, or because of my inhuman status I remain in gensokyo.

Alternatively, what if I find she is a really nice girl and actually fall in love later?

>>9538077
trying to hard

>>9538071
She's considered as the ones who also protect the balance of Gensokyo other than Reimu.

Remember about she commanded the forces of Youkai to invade the moon?

Indeed I can't pick a Touhou to "hate".

Maybe Hatate for being just a modern copy of Aya or Tewi for being annoying.

>>9538081
>I lost an argument about a fictional circumstance in a fictional setting, lets call them a tryhard.

Where's your imagination? Your sense of fun

>>9538092
This is matter of life and death. And guess what fucker?? Yukari just fragged your ass. She's wise on your pathetic attempts at loopholes

I am not going to marry Reimu, but judging by the wording that seems optional. I'll just study magic, become strong and break the contract.

>>9538102
She would know all about holes, right.
>fragged
Bullshit, this isn't Quake. Rematch.

>Kourindou
>Konpaku Youki

good luck being their husbando

>>9538084
and she failed miserably.

I hate to repeat myself but she's nothing in Gensokyo.

>>9537995
ILL SING IT WHEN YOU TELL ME
WHORUQQUTOING:?
FUCK OF WITH MAI SPOLERS

>>9538077
I agree with this guy. Just because you can only have romantic relations with your least favorite doesn't mean you have to, nor does it mean they will want to.

So it's still a pretty sweet deal since you can spend your time trying to find ways to stop being human.

>>9537955
I don't hate any Touhou, but in that case I would say that I hate Yukari the most, and see how it goes from there.

>>9538176
This>>9538112

keep saying that you love all the Touhous but the deal can see deep into your mind, and you probably aren't even aware of someone that out from all of these lovable little girls you have known that you love so much.

so probably this "out" character would become what you least like or someone you'll not have a single thought to be romantically with.

and guess who it is? pic related

>>9538216
Really? Unzan?

But everybody liked Unzan more than Ichirin, even ZUN admits this.

>>9538227
He should have turned Ichirin into a cloud too then.

If you learn to love her then will you have to swap out for someone you like less?

I really hate Sanae, I will not go to Gensokyo if my
wife is a slut

my answer is no

>>9538300
You can always be out drinking to avoid being at home with her and getting cum on your shoes.

I guess I could manage to tolerate Cirno if it meant I could go to Gensokyo. I only dislike her because of secondaries anyway.

>>9538309
if i could have a relationship with another Touhou, I would not mind that her being a slut.

Could you still hate your most hated if she actively tried to get you to like her?

Seeing as how my least favorite Touhou is still well above 'hate', perhaps this offer is not open to me?

>>9538216
Well damn. I'll just take the deal and have it surprise me. In that case, it will end up with some male character or someone/thing minor like a kedama or giant catfish.