/jp/ - Otaku Culture

offer to sug her dick

AOL chatrooms

I can be your girlfriend if you want.

Play games, become good, obtain fangirls who suck your dick over nothing. It works even better if it's like a shitty FPS game.

>>9530589
Those were the days..

okcupid.com

>>9530595
OP here, how do I get in contact with you?

christianmingle.com a site for christian singles

>>9530662
touhoufangirl@hellokitty.com

>>9530695
One of these days I'm going to think you're ``serious"

afrointroductions.com

>>9530695
Do you have a real email or were you just trolling? I got my hopes up.

blackplanet.com
blackpeoplemeet.com

>>9530726

It's real, just expect an e-mail once a day or so, though.

datehookup.com

>>9530734

But there are no girls here, how can you be his girlfriend?

plentyoffish

craigslist platonic listings

anonidate.com

>>9530768

Oh, that isn't my e-mail. I just talked to them a bit.

>>9530768
Fuck off with your memes, there are plently of /jp/ girls.

>>9530768
what are you talking about?
/jp/ is 90% little girls

sfbay.craigslist.org/m4m/

>get aesthetic
>go on places such as random tinychat rooms or blogtv rooms
>show off your nice body and make the bitches laugh
There you go

>Craigslist

>>9530821
>>9530814
Who are you quoting?

>must have a job/car/house
Goddamn.
Talk about impossibly high standards.

>>9530834
I was quoting
>>9530805
>>9530774

these two recommended craigslist, therefore I presented an example of the type of person you could find in that website.

>>9530821
>I'm thick, curvy...
we all know what that means

>>9530838
Try to find some in your area, these are great. I always wonder if these are real or not.

It's not worth it unless you've met in real life first and also plan on staying together forever.

>>9530855
>Great hands
What?

welcome to real life

>>9530869
What the fuck? I can't believe my eyes.

>>9530783
You will get raped. That is not a good idea.

pls pay fo mah baby jaypee!

>>9530879
This is probably true.
Every time I've met a /jp/er offline it's always resulted in an attempted rape. Without fail, every single time.

You can try asking on /cgl/ but you'll have to buy them $500 doll dresses every now and then.

>>9530895
Who raped who?

>>9530909
Wouldn't you like to know?

>>9530900

>>9530900
Out of these, this is actually the most sensible one.

I just...

this needs a link, not a screenshot.

http://richmond.craigslist.org/w4m/3187654763.html


YOUR POWER IS MY POWER

>/jp/

>>9530941
Okay, I think you win

>Please no penis pictures; they remind me of a bad experience.
Hahahaha

What the FUCK is wrong with these homos?

All the women on the site are looking for is money and assets, the guys, well..

>>9530982
I would never trust a gay man

I've seen a picture of some forum posts, how they lie about not having HIV just to get others infected on purpose, they really enjoy this.

Not saying that all gay men are like this but thanks to that picture I will never trust one for anything really.

>>9530982
Homosexuality means that you're sexually attracted to other men.

>>9530982
>Older dad needs BJ Travel
What does this even mean?

>>9530589

It's not 1995 anymore.

>>9530941

>>9531011
it's 1992

>>9530991
hi tokiko

>>9531038
You should check your detectors

>>9531031
At first I thought she said "that's looking for a guy to turn me into his bitch."

Why are fat people so entitled to positions of power?

>http://hamilton.en.craigslist.ca/m4w/3175619280.html

>Anime, Video game, Cosplaying GF

There are so many of these. Should I go around fucking people's wives /jp/?

Went to my own craigslist, ended up in missed connections and was reminded that there are people out there even more pathetic than I am.

>>9531051

>>9530809
>>>/v/

Oh man, I knew that guy working on my AC was a homo.

>>9530982

One of my brotherhood onii's house is on lombardy. I wonder if that post is about him.

Craigslist is scarier than 4chan

>>9531123
Real life is terrifying for the eyes of a pure /jp/sie

Or at least I think that craigslist is a more or less accurate representation of real-life

Make a tulpa

It's the same thing, but better.

I swear /jp/ would be a much better place if they banned all the MOBA and F2P subhumans.

>>9531160
No it isn't my tulpa wont leave me alone. I think she is watching me sleep now.

>>9531183
So your tulpa is yandere? Goddamnit, I want a yandere tulpa.

Why would you want that?

>fun
>spontaneous
>random
>easygoing
>loves life
>nerdy
>curvy
>bbw

3D women really are terrible, aren't they, /jp/?

>>9530941
>>9530970
>>9531025
Emailed her. Who knows, I might get a response tomorrow. I'm less than half her age too.

>>9531282
>her
Did you not see the picture.

Having a good voice helps.

Apparently women love my voice, and I keep getting requests for weird stuff.

>>9531295
Him, it, I don't care. An email has been sent regardless.

>>9531303
...what kinda stuff?

http://lexington.craigslist.org/cas/3143671674.html

little girls grow up to be women

>>9531320
What part of kentucky do you live in?

Who wouldn't want that?
It's the utmost expression of love.
No one can love you like a yandare tulpa

>>9531282

Enjoy your bloody bathtub coffin

>>9530896
It's not that much actually. I made a few posts a while back looking to pay for someone to roleplay as my online girlfriend using avatars from anime/manga/scans/etc. I made sure to mention specific details like the fact that I'm a lonely desperate shut-in and how I want them to act. I got a few emails but they were all from guys except for one. I ended up hiring someone who could roleplay very convincingly. I paid them $20 upfront and that was good enough to get them to chat with me for a few days. It was very nice having someone who was interested in (or pretending to be interested) she was very cute. It actually helped me with my depression too, I couldn't wait to get online and talk. It wen't on for a while and we had the idea that it would be much funner if we did it in Tera so I bought her Tera and paid for everything for weeks. It was so great playing an MMO with my girlfriend. We still talk occasionally and we're planning to do the same with Guild Wars 2! I guess it was easier for me because I have a really good imagination and I had no problem looking past the fact that they were pretending.

>>9531360
Why?

>>9531407
Not to mention being a filthy normal with loads of money

>>9531413
Just curious I do as well. Corbin here.

>>9531402
I like them when they're rough. Can't have a good relationship unless you're under the constant threat of death.

>>9531407


Why the fuck would you pretend in Tera when you can become an Elin? That makes no sense at all.

>>9531458
What do you mean? She was an Elin but she wasn't roleplaying as an Elin, she was roleplaying as my girlfriend PLAYING an Elin.

>>9531407
This sounds like fun. I think I'd even settle for just a friend to play something with. Doesn't even need to be a girl, just nice and good at pretending to be interested.

God, I'm lonely.

>>9531482

>she was roleplaying as my girlfriend PLAYING an Elin.

pathetic but whatever, its your money and happiness.

>>9531516
Go on omegle, and pretend you're a girl to r9k nerds.

Great way to pass an evening. Or make a few bucks if you're good.

>>9531407
I would totally do this but I think it would make my real boyfriend mad! LOL!!

>>9531451
Somerset. Are you cute?

Which Hyouka would you fuck?

I'd fuck the bitchy one who tricked the blatant self-insert MC into writing a script. I fucking love oujo-sama characters. And her bitchiness is nothing a good dicking wouldn't solve (probably)

>>9531553

chitanda is the only choice

>>9531562
Her name is Eru.

>>9531567
Maybe he's not that close to her.

>>9531546
Damn right I'm cute. You posted an Asuka picture too holy shit!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/rewk

You should add me on steam if you use it.

>>9531579


.....

>>9531585
I thought it would be amazing to talk more to someone who lives so close with great taste but hey.

>>9531579
>Dota 2
>87.1 hrs / 558.3 hrs
I hate this world.

>>9531627
What's the problem?

>>9531663
It doesn't have cute girls like LoL

>>9531663
It's for disgusting normals

>>9531668
The girls in LoL are not cute. They are used up whores at best. The kind of trash you'd find at a biker bar or something. Their voices are even worse.

This is my posting.
http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/3174999250.html

>>9531730
Y-y-you really a t-girl?

>>9531579
This doesn't seem very cute. Are you passing?

>>9531693
You don't have to play with other people if that's the problem. Just pick Broodmother and PvE.

>>9531768
Why would you play a subhuman facebook game if you wanted to play alone? Ketsui and Hearts of Iron 2 exist.

>>9531775
You sound like a very boring person. Do you actually have a reason to hate it or are you just being edgy?

>>9531730
I replied

>>9531763
No plans to atm but I'm up that way quite often. Do you actually enjoy living here?

>>9531793
Don't know about that gut but one of my former normalfag classmates is obsessed with it

that's why I won't play it
I'm sick of seeing his face in my mind

>>9531793
Yes. It's a part of this disgusting Web 2.0 "social revolution". If it has achievement popups it's not worth playing.

Twitter

I wish I had a girlfriend. I'd pay money for one because I know I can't get a girlfriend the normal way.