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who would win a fight eientei or the scarlet devil mansion

>>9521494
Eientei would have to win by default since they have a member that can't be killed.

worst faction.

Eientei has Udonge.

Udonge is my favourite.

Therefore, Eientei STRONG.

Mokou and Keine are not part of Eientei. But maybe in the future Mokou will join Kaguya because you can't hate a person forever.

>>9521584
Seriously, how awesome was her dad for her to hate someone on his behalf for so long?

Mokou's father confirmed for father of the year for all years.

>>9521594
You can tell by the way she dresses/acts that she loved her father.

>>9521647
Mokou is a daddy's girl!

Hahaha!

>>9521657
Man Kaguya, you were probably raised by the moon maids because daddy was always out making more moon bastards.

>>9521683
Probably why Kaguya had such ridiculous (Impossible?) feats required to marry her.

Ooo, psychological touhous!

>>9521594

Actually, I could've sworn Mokou was just one of his bastard kids he had hidden away from people out of shame that she was a girl instead of a boy.

Or I could be mixing things up again. It happens a lot.

>>9521696
Damn, son. Shit just got deep.

Bastards usurping her father's throne and shit. Fucking moon politics!

>>9521727
Or maybe she's just assuming the worst out of any potential husbands. Like how her father may have been.

That and possible moon politics, yes.

Kaguya needs to stop pretending that she's still a princess.

Mokou used to be an aristocrat too, but she's moved past that. That's why she has no problem living in the woods like a dirty hippy. Kaguya on the other hand surrounds herself with servants in a big palace because she wants to think that she's still royalty.

>>9521805
Perhaps Mokou is just much braver than Kaguya? All of the servants and royalty with the big house and all that is probably her security blanket. Mokou's one tough human, so she can take that sort of thing, but Kaguya may be afraid of losing her status and all that it entails.

>>9521823
She's an exile, she already lost her status. But by living in Eientei she can delude herself into thinking that she's still a big shot.

So yeah, Eientei probably is her security blanket.

>>9521823
But Kaguya only has that stuff because she had the connections. Would you turn down all that stuff to be a hobo if you could have it?

Mokou on the other hand probably didn't have any supernatural connections so she was just shit out of luck after her house lost its importance.

>>9521717
I doubt it, girls were the Fujiwara's key to power. They controlled the Imperial Court for so long because everyone of importance had a Fujiwara mother and wife.

Also I don't recall anything like that in Mokou's profile.

>>9521845
I agree anon.

>>9521849
It's a scary world out there.

Good thing Kaguya's little palace is well staffed!

Exile or not,Eirin still considers Kaguya her princess. That's good enough for me.

>>9521897
When are they going to go back to the moon to destroy the usurpers?

>>9521717
That's what she was in tohonifun's yukari vs ran doujin. I'm not sure that's what canon says about her, though.

>>9521940
They know they are no match for Takane. Why bother?

HEY KAGUYA

>>9522017
You can't hit below the belt!

>>9521940
never,kaguya is too lazy.
>>9522027
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg

>>9522083
She wouldn't even have to do any of the work. She would just have to sit at home while Eirin commanded her army of douche bag bunnies trained by Tewi.

But I guess a bunch of douchey bunnies wouldn't be stand a chance against an army of moon bitches anyways.

>>9521857
>>9521979

Like I said, just mixing stuff up again. Sorry about that.

>>9522122
>She would just have to sit at home while Eirin commanded her army of douche bag bunnies trained by Tewi.

You're assuming Tewi would want anything to do with invading the moon again.

>>9522144
and you are assuming she would have a choice in that matter.

>>9522298
So let me see if I get this straight. Tewi's bunnies are strong enough to deal with the might of the lunarian army, so much so Eirin needs them to invade the moon in this hypothetical scenario. Yet Tewi can't refuse the wishes of Eirin. One lunarian.

I'm sure that, if Tewi's bunny army is good enough to deal with the moon, then it's good enough to deal with Eirin, Kaguya and Reisen.

>>9522336
Don't mess with those rabbits man.

They're like miniature Tewis, and thats horrible.

>>9522336
They are not Tewi's bunnies. They fight for Kaguya and even if that was the case they would not stand a chance against Kaguya and Eirin.

>>9522298

Tewi is the one that let Eirin settle Eientei where it is.

They don't put up with Tewi. Tewi puts up with them.

>>9522336
Maybe Tewi gets to be Mayor of the moon or something if they win. Sure it's just an honorary title but who wouldn't want to be able to say they are the mayor of the moon?

>>9522364
>Tewi Inaba is the leader of the many youkai rabbits that lives at and guards Eientei, and also considered to stand as a leader of all the earth rabbits; it's said that there isn't a single youkai rabbit that's not known to her, and every rabbit only and always listens to her.

I'm pretty sure they are Tewi's bunnies.

>>9522406
Irrelevant. They are all under Eirin's command.

>>9522486
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>9522486
What? No they aren't. The deal Eirin and Tewi have is, Tewi's rabbits protect them and Eirin teaches the rabbits her knowledge.

>>9522518
>>9522517
Tewi addresses her as Master.

>>9522535
And you take anything Tewi says at face value? And is that really everything you have?

>>9522535
Irrelevant. The bunnies themselves take Tewi's word as law.

>>9522544
>>9522546
w/e turbonerds the rabbits are there for gameplay purposes anyway. Eirin could destroy them all with one spell.

>>9522574
Then why would she need them to invade the moon? Why would she need them for protection at eientei?

>>9522574
You do realize the point of Danmaku is to avoid getting hit while trying to hit the other guy, not to try and shoot the other guy until he dies. In fact, only a few spell cards could actually be lethal, and they are addressed as being outside the rules of the game.

>>9522584
She keeps them to do the dirty work.
>>9522587
I don't think Eirin cares about Reimu's danmaku rules.She killed before and she can do it again.

>>9522599
No, they all pay heavy observation to the rules. The only exceptions are Flandre and Yuyuko, because they are the only two who used spellcards which could have been lethal, and Yuyuko's may have been a bit of an exaggeration anyway.

Mokou should just burn Eientei. Too bad she is too nice for that.

>>9522632
Mokou is a mediocre fire mage. She's on Reisen's level.

>>9522632

No.

>>9522606
I'm not talking about spellcards. According to Kaguya,lunarians are the original students of magic.Eirin is one of the oldest lunarian so might be the first magic user ever.

>>9522655
Reisen's not mediocre!

>>9522667
Then why is she always getting punked by Tewi?

>>9522672
Tewis got like 400 years on her, and shes like Loki.

You'll always fall for the god(dess in this case) of practiacl jokes!

>>9522671
We were talking about Danmaku. Conflicts in Gensokyo are resolved through Danmaku to try and prevent the participants from murdering each other. The two mentioned spellcards aside, the Touhous do not try to kill each other.

>>9522671
she* oh god I can't type for shit.

>>9522683
True enough. Sucks to be Reisen though.

>>9522699
Well, shes a stressed over-worked rabbit that can't just pull Tewi aside and beat her up (At least all the time!).

She has to be -nice-, even if being nice means putting up with all of the tomfoolery that Tewi exerts.

>>9522713
Such is the life of a security guard.

>>9522689
I thought we were talking about extraordinary circumstances. nevermind

>>9522719
Security guard, pet, and servant!

I think she's lower on the hierarchy than Tewi! She works so hard too.

Night of the lepus

>>9522725
Even if she did kill Tewi's rabbits, she would probably have to fight off Tewi and Reimu. And if she tried to kill Reimu too, there is Yukari and some of Reimu's friends and acquaintences. It would not work out.

>>9522728
I think Reisen would win in a danmaku fight.

>>9522728
Tewi is probably more like an honored guest than a servant though.

>>9522737
Against whom?

>>9522742
against Tewi.

>>9522744
Probably. Tewi's the master of dirty tricks though. I'd root on Udonge because Tewi's mean.

I wonder what tewi's response to her friend being sealed on the moon will be.

Reisen is the hardest working and kindest touhou. She's severely underappreciated and deserves all of your encouragement.

Plus she's cool, look at how cool she is.

>>9521584
I love those eery old-fashioned family pictures

discussing touhou power levels is kind of silly because they all hide their true power.

Nobody messes with Eientei.

>>9522779
Hands down my favorite picture of the Myouren crew.

>>9523037
who's the artist?

>>9523083
It's on danbooru and tagged

>>9523090
I almost linked him to his profile page but I saw this image and stopped immediately.

Than you.

>>9521404
Does Eientei have wisdom of the falcon?

>>9523190
reminds me of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwZY31uDZIY

good times~

bunnies

>>9521805
So, let's continue discussing how much better Mokou is than Kaguya.

>>9523281
In addition to being much more mature than Kaguya, Mokou is canonically more powerful.

ZUN agrees don't bother him about it.

>>9523281
She has nicer hair and could probably beat the shit out of Kaguya in a fist fight because she is hardened from centuries of being a hobo.

>>9523286
Also she's taller than Kaguya and therefore better.

>>9523281
>>9523282
>>9523286
Mokou is entertainment for Kaguya.

>>9523294
I hope she likes old timey comedy.

So if you gave Tewi a copy of the Japanese edition of Watership Down, would she and the Rabbits treat you like one of those monks who back in the day journeyed to China and Tibet to bring true copies of Sutra's to Japan?
Would they build you your own temple?

edit: capcha: knowledge futchai

>>9523305
I'm not sure that rabbits would consider Watership Down to be a sacred text.

It's a really good book though.

>>9521584
Maybe Kaguya will find her a nice dress.

hahaha, what the fuck is moko to the beauty of kaguya? kaguya a love princess, deep elgendary beauty unmatch by all. she the helen of troy, the aphrodite of greece, the maiden of the moon. moko, she the whore of babylon, the catamite of egypt, the stink, the smell, the disgust of the DOG. DOG moko is,s he mangy mutt need to be but down and put to the dog bpund so she be sleeped. moko, dont make me laugh, wha a pig, wha a bafoon. kaguya, oh my kaguya, she is the beauty, the grace, the intellect, she the lunarian goddess, th earth goddess, she bring a nation togethe,r MOKON ONLY DESTRY, a slut unfit, not even the lowest male fuck her, her vagina rotting away, but kaguya, she a oure perfect wife, she an ideal of all, kaguya foreve rbe the best touhou, moko forever be the worst

>>9523332
and Mokou will find Kaguya a nice pair of pants. Then they will laugh at how weird they both look and have a gay ol' time for the rest of eternity.

>>9523333
please no bullying

What would Kaguya be without her security blanket?

>>9523347
A random girl with very dedicated servants?

Do you think Reisen and Eirin will just leave if she didn't have her fancy house?

>>9523352
So she'd be a hobo with two people she could boss around.

Kaguya will never have a real friend like Mokou does if she insists on keeping up the princess act.

Kaguya needs to accept that she's an exile and stop treating the people closest to her like servants.

>>9523367
I wonder how Mokou feels about the fact that Keine is going to grow old and die one day.

>>9523378
It's awful to think about.

One would suppose that Mokou isolated herself in the first place because she didn't want to lose any more friends. Losing Keine would just break her heart.

>>9523393
I'm sure there are more than a few doujins about it....but I don't think I'd be man enough to read them.

>>9523378
There was a doujin that touched on this, was very sad.

Fortunately the rest of the stories in the book were pretty lighthearted.

>>9523378

We can take care of her. Moko can't die, so she might as well try to be happy.

Maybe Mokou could go one on one with Yama and force her to return Keine from death or have her reincarnate in Gensokyo or something.

It could work. Mokou can't die and surely Yama would relent eventually.

Anyway if it could work with Hades then surely it would work with her.

>>9523393

Keine could destroy Moko's memory of their friendship before she dies.

;_;

>>9523429
Also someone needs to make a doujin of this now.

>>9523429
Watch Mokou bnlow it by turning around at the wrong time too.

>>9523429
>>9523438
Man, I could see both of these things happening.

Though I would like to see a badass well drawn doujin about Mokou storming the netherworld to fight Yama more.

>>9523438
Fuck this is depressing to think about.

Keine might want to do that if she thought that Mokou couldn't go on with having lost another friend, even if Mokou wanted to keep her memories of Keine.

>>9523402
They're all about how they are lesbians anyway.

>>9523447
Who knows, maybe if Keine marries and has a kid or two by then, Mokou will just end up being their family guardian or something and will get some peace from that.

>>9523450
Bah I don't want to read porn, I want to see a dramatic doujin about their friendship and Keine's mortality and whatnot.

IN has the best soundtrack by far.

>>9523447

Couldn't Moko ask Eirin to make Keine immortal?

Or is it canonically impossible to reproduce the hourai elixir?

>>9523464
I'm sure Eirin wouldn't just shit those out for anyone that wants one though.

Isn't Medicine part of Eientei now?

>>9523460
Hmmmm. I could see that too.

>>9523464
Well there's the question of whether Keine would accept the elixir even if it were made. Immortality is a curse in its own way, after all.

Also, maybe Mokou could convince Eirin to look into a possible antidote for the Hourai elixir, allowing her to die.

>>9523479
Doesn't is say in one of ZUN's books that Mokou's hatred for Kaguya doesn't extend to the other members of the Eientei household, and she gets along with Eirin?

I seem to recall reading that.

How long could these two possibly hate each other?

>>9523539
I know right? I'm sure they'll get over it and learn to be friends eventually.

How long could you possibly be pissed at someone for sending your dad on a retarded fake quest for their affection?

>>9523546

Th14 Moko and Kaguya Extra stage together, Kaguya draws out the timer as you fight a supercharged Moko. Fujiyama Volcano x2

>>9523546
Well let's not make light of the impossible quest thing. Mokou's father was greatly dishonored by the whole affair, a fate worse than death.

>>9523556
Oh yeah. I forgot how much people loved their honor back in the days.

People probably gave her dad wedgies in the street and laughed at him for the rest of his life while the other children made fun of Mokou for having a punk for a dad.

>>9523037
>Nobody messes with Eientei.
Play IN for more info

>>9523562
Yup, and as a Fujiwara he previously would have been a big shot at court. Mokou's whole family must have suffered a great deal on account of Kaguya's rejection.

These artists are so silly. Mokou can't touch Kaguya lol. Also Mokou and Kaguya will never be friends because Mokou is just a human but maybe she'll eventually become one of Kaguya's guards.

>>9523570
oh you~

>>9523576
If Kaguya stops pretending to be a princess like we discussed earlier she could be friends with Mokou.

>>9523595
pretending?lol

She was a princess her whole life and there are people who still cosider her a princess. Being in exile does not change anything.

>>9523618
Of course it does, she's lost her title.

She was a princess on the moon, she's not a princess in Gensokyo, even if she surrounds herself with servants that treat her like it.

>>9523639
>she's lost her title
She has?

>>9523639
Being in exile just makes you a rich girl with servants. You might have all the comforts of being the princess but without the authority you're still just some rich girl.

>>9523680
Yes, she has. She's not a princess anymore. She was banished from the moon, so she's no longer a princess of the moon.

>>9523686
Like this anon says, she's just a rich girl now, she's no longer royalty.

>>9523551
HOLD THE FUCK ON.
Touhou 14 came out already?

>>9523695
>She's not a princess anymore

That's not true: there's no way to stop being a princess once you are one, even if you go into exile.

That's why you have to kill the royalty and nobility after a revolution, because otherwise their descendants will always be a threat to democracy.

>>9523715
Wishful thinking.

>>9523715
Yes. It takes place at the bottom of the ocean, and Mima is the stage six boss.

>>9523725
>>9523724
Where the fuck have I been?
Thanks for the info.

>>9523725
No, you lie. I can't find it anywhere.

>>9523729
>That's not true: there's no way to stop being a princess once you are one, even if you go into exile.

No. Once Kaguya was no longer fulfilling the role of being a princess she had lost the title of "princess."

She can only get it back if someone puts her back into her princess role, and that's why former royalty would be massacred after a revolution, to prevent them from becoming royalty again.

>>9523595
theoreticly if gensokyo collapses kaguya and mokou would still pop up in the human world right?

>>9523786
It's still a secret right now. I know about it because I'm buddies with ZUN. Don't worry, he'll officially announce it any day now.

>>9523807
hi japanese man.

>>9523778
Dude what the fuck are you talking about? Being a princess is more than just a title.

>>9523838
Yeah, that's what I said, it's a role.

And once exiled Kaguya was no longer fulfilling that role so she had lost its corresponding title.

>>9523854
That's not what I'm saying.She has royal blood.You can't "stop" being a princess.

>>9523892
Her heritage is irrelevant when she's not fulfilling the role of royalty.

And being exiled is one way to stop being a princess. Once exiled, she lost her role and its title.

Her title is "Eternal Princess." That's good enough for me.

>>9523911
Well,she's immortal so she might get her official moon title back one day but I doubt she cares about that.

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Kaguya

>Kaguya Houraisan (蓬莱山　輝夜 Houraisan Kaguya) was once a princess of the Lunarians, a race of people living on the Moon.

>>9523940
The Lunarians already tried to give it back to her but she refused because she didn't want to return to the moon.

>>9523948
Who needs a title when you've got swag?

I'm sorry

Popped collar Mokou is the best thing ever.

>>9523982
>Mokou is the best thing ever

I agree.

a touhou thread with actual discussion. wha?

>>9523998
Pretty neat, isn't it?

Why did Kaguya and Eirin choose to live among humans if they think that they're so inferior?

Do you think that their prejudices were lessened after humans kicked their ass?

>>9524081
They live in an isolated house in a foggy forest infested with Youkai. They picked Gensokyo instead of the real world, as well.

I don't think that's living 'among' humans.

>>9524116
They've opened eientei to the public for special occasions and will aid wounded villagers.
So more like a veterinary establishment if anything.

>>9524116
Well Kaguya did live among humans for a long time before moving to Gensokyo.

>>9523941
You say that as if everything posted there was accurate.

>>9524081
Read this and you'll know: http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Cage_in_Lunatic_Runagate

Could Eirin make a medicine to cure our autism, /jp/?

If so would you take it?

I was born in an Eientei street where the royal drums did beat and those loving Lunar feet they walked all over us
And every single night when me pa would come home tight he'd invite the neighbours outside with this chorus

COME OUT YOU BLACK $ TANS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
SHOW YOUW WIFE HOW YOU WON MEDALS DOWN IN FLANDRE
TELL HER HOW THE EI-RA MADE YOU RUN LIKE HELL AWAY
FROM THE GREEN AND LOVELY LANES OF KILLESHANDRA

>>9527250
1.Yes. She can create all types of medicine,even cure e-autism.

2.No,I would not take it because I love my autism. I would not be myself without it.

>>9523347
She'd probably be very insecure and hide away all the time.

I think Mokou would even give up on her.

>>9527250
I would like for her to cure my learning disability. It's kind of depressing just being able to do nothing all day because of it.