/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want a butt onahole, but none of them look very good.

Yeah, they're all pretty shitty.

I would like that these onaholes did not look like vaginas
it looks so cheesy and indiscreet. I like how tenga looks like a soda can

>>9520766
good pun

>>9520796

>Indiscreet

It's not like it's gonna make any difference if someone finds your "tango fuckhole" or a normal onahole, they're still gonna know what it is and it's going to have the same effect if they found either one.

Get Kana.

>>9520856
I miss my other twin, It ended up tearing a bit but the tightness was amazing. I honestly fantasize about having my twin tales back.

>>9520723
the only good through onahole I've owned is actually a western masturbator. super head honcho or something; the through onahole are generally shitty compared to closed end.

>>9520796
Unless you're an idiot it shouldn't matter.

What are some opinions on the best type of inside shape?

perfection
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N8c7sj2I3Y

>>9521314
Gears for sure

>>9520856
Have you tried Sana? I'm thinking about getting her to replace my Kana that has worn out.

>>9520756
The sex in a can series from fleshlight has a very good butt. It doesn't feel loose and boring like full size fleshlights.

>>9521592
I'll look into it. Aren't fleshlights a bit expensive though?

I wish to buy a cat anus onahole. My cat's anus has lost it's touch, you see. Any suppliers?

is there a sex doll that say tsundere stuff while you use it?

>>9521709
Just use a tape recorder, stupid.

>>9521592
Just went and looked at it. That does indeed look great. The anus anyways. The outside of it is dumb as hell, but I guess that doesn't really matter. Price isn't too bad either.

>>9521741
umm, I wonder if there's a /jp/er who would record some lewd tsundere stuff and call me by name and shit

>>9521797
There are plenty of voice CDs for that kind of thing.

>>9521815
like?

>>9521841
http://www.mediafire.com/jperovoice
dumb nerd

heres 1 w/ translations because your a baka gaijin
http://www.darkmirage.com/2007/01/02/the-perfect-cd-for-your-masochistic-self/

buy egg from tenga. i buy my stuff from jlist and i use a mio akiyama onahole parody. shit, the thing is freaking tight but what i meant is that real vaginas are better. my girlfriend is just really tight and it makes me cum a lot.

>>9521866
wow cool

but I can't understand japanese

I want a /jp/er to redub this

Today I discovered if I bring my onahole up just above the ridge of my head (with the rest still inside) and then back down, it will suck out a tiny bit of air. After 5 strokes or so not only is the noise from the air inside eliminated but there's also a vacuum effect. This is like some kind of revelation for me.

/jp/ is the best onahole