/jp/ - Otaku Culture

why not
i barely use them now

Easier to fake autism

No fucking way. I would never part with anything I was born with (aside from the umbilical cord obviously.)

Also, if you could buy as many figures as you wanted, you would have to be fucking rich.

Nope. All my fantasy scenarios that will never happen require the use of legs and I'd like to keep them in the off chance that one of those things does happen.

But then I could never dance again.

My happiest moments of the day are when I can turn on Earth Wind & Fire and dance in front of the mirror for hours.

Where would my legs be amputated?

Because I don't mind if under the knees, I could deal with it if it's mid-thigh or lower, but wouldn't go for it if they were to be completely removed.

HELL no without legs I can't exercise and that's no fun

I need my legs so I can dance around in my room.

>>9520170

are you uncircumcised too then? thats hot......

I won't part with my legs, but I would allow myself to be castrated in exchange for that.

>>9520178
>>9520183
dancemind

Do I get to keep the legs after they're cut off? If so, sure.

>>9520183
I would dance my dick in your room if you get me.

>>9520160
I'm a truNEET and getting that kind of money already and I didn't need to be amputated at all. What a shitty ultimatum. At least make it interesting by saying ``if you chop off your legs you will be rich enough to afford robot legs AND be cute like anzuchang in your next life''.

It's just easier to fake autism.
Sorry, Anzu, but if you want me to accept your offer, you're gonna have to raise the value a bit more.

>>9520178

>Earth Wind & Fire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFzWWkwri4A

my country doesn't have autismbux

take my legs

tfw ur actually autistic so you're way too anxious to actually see a doctor or go outside so you have to leech off ur parents to be a neet

I would do it without hesistating.

>>9520265
Same chair

>>9520170
does that mean you're hairy and have really long hair too?

Figures cost more than robot legs.

But no, I'd never be able to enjoy the pleasures of hand free onahole use.

>>9520284
He was born with the follicles, not the hair. I don't think he's gotten rid of those.

I wish my parents approved of autismbux.

I'm easily autistic enough to get it, but they're hippies and think that getting money from government is bad karma. I have all of the marijuana and mescaline a growing NEET could want, but no autismbux allowed.

That's a tough one, OP

But I already get enough money to buy whatever I want each month. I think I'll keep my legs.

Why don't you truNEET/Hikkis have your desk set up in the bathroom? You don't have to waste time pissing in bottles, you can just go while on the toilet.

>>9520239
>not posting the best Earth, Wind & Fire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfLEc09tTjI

ITT: disgusting normals who wouldn't know a bargain even if it slapped them in their pig disgusting faces

No, I like having options. As things are now I can take a walk or go to a park on a whim, maybe even hike a mountain. Sure things are tough financially but at least I can choose what I do with this little life of mine.

Besides, what if I get sick of everything I like now within 10 years?

>>9520375
you won't corrupt us, vile NEET devil!

>>9520160
Is that a trick question?

I would demand a legal contract first.

>>9520170
Do you know that almost every part of you is younger than 10 years?

>>9520178
>>9520182
>>9520183
Without legs it'll be much easier to run on your hands. You could hand-dance!

>>9520403
So part of me are still underage?

Things I would never want to lose:

My vision
My arms and hands
My hearing
My legs

>>9520403
Is continuity of consciousness an illusion?

>>9520411
So you would lose your heart if you could?

>>9520423
Losing my heart would inevitably lead to losing my life and therefore loss off vision and hearing. So no

>>9520418
I thought consciousness was the illusion.

I just read up on blind-sight etc.

>>9520423
My heart is already dead.

>>9520450
are you a ghost? :o

>>9520466
Ghosts don't have hearts. He might be a ghoul or a zombie.

>>9520301
Those images really piss me off.

>>9520471
or vampire like edward

What if you have multiple people sharing your body?

>>9520469
Ohana is cute.

Not sure why no one mentioned this yet, but...
masturbating without having legs will probably be hella awkward / uncomfortable.

>>9520183
I actually do this, I'm autistic as HELL

>>9520476
Then have a democratic vote.

>>9520478
Screenshots, on the other hand, are not cute.

>>9520480
It's a challenge.

Anzuchang a shit

I've been wanting that for a while.
It would be the best excuse to be lazy.

>>9520507
I will make this a new meme

I already receive enough money to live like a truNEET for the rest of my life, and all it took was a "brain disease".

Just take my legs already!

>>9524479
I will take your virginity instead

>>9524482
It's already taken. I want it back. I feel unpure.

>>9524485
Get out of my sight, harlot

>>9524485
Did it feel good?

>>9520160
>amputate your legs
No thank you.
I still need it to go to the toilet. I am not hardcore enough to truneet. I still need while driving with eurobeat and cycling.

I would give up my toes though, you can take all of them if i can get free money.

It's too frightening to even think about mutilating myself. Goes with the self-preservation instinct I guess.

>>9524490
Yes, but not for him...

>>9524501
What a fucking pussy

>>9524501
First time I realized my self-preservation is a little broken was when a friend of mine swung a blade at my hand (which lay on the table), and I honestly wanted him to hack it off - only to realize a second later that of course he would not really do it - and that I should not want him to do it either.

>>9524517
Watch out, I almost cut myself on this post

>>9524525
Deactivate 3D browsing.

>>9520411

I'd consider hearing or legs in exchange for OP's offer.
Sight or hands though and it would be Gensokyo time.
Hearing < legs < arms < sight, in my opinion.
Blindness terrifies me, you couldn't even purchase a gun to off yourself.
Deafness on the other hand strikes me more as a 'social disability', and that isn't top of my priorities.