/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No one would come to the mansion if I won because I'm black ;_;

>>9507026
I would come and rape you ;_;

>>9507026
We would come. But you can expect usurpation.

You realize the original /jp/ manor thing was a roleplaying venture, right? Like those old CYOA threads.

Please don't take it seriously. That's what we need less of.

My lotto tickets win me so only a little and that's like 1/5 of the time.

>>9507039
When the mansion is under one person's name, I'd say that would be pretty hard to do. Since as soon as he dies, you're probably getting kicked out by whatever family he has.

>>9507072
There are ways around it. One of us should marry him. It is legal in some countries.

>>9507095
>>9507039
My question is why would you want to usurp me? I'd be offering you a place to live and enjoy yourself for the rest of your life.

>>9507128
But you said you were black.

>>9507145
I don't follow you.

>>9507162
I am a racist.

Also, did you not post this:
>>9507026

>>9507194
I did post that, I was hoping for people to say they wouldn't mind and then I'd win the lottery and invite everyone over and everyone would live happily.

>>9507219
Well you can see the result of that hope.
There's nothing worse than a black weeaboo. Go shoot some heroin and play "trigger trigger shoot that nigger" or whatever it is you blacks do.

>>9507231
I love you anon, even if you hate me.

>>9507240
I love you too, man. Fill me up with your niggerseed and let our children be deformed athletics!

Worse than that Alice roleplaying faggot.

>>9507252

>>9507259
She was the best of them.

ITT: Neo-neo-neo-neo-/jp/ treating each other like shit.

I was here when it was first set up. Wasn't there a Google Document somewhere? I haven't kept track and now I feel like a newfag.

crazy kinzo jetpack roullette theory

/jp/ should jus buy a warehouse somewhere
We could use it as a storage space for other people or companies that want to store their stuff thus generating bux
and we could also let NEETS live their rent-free in return for watching over the place/being janitor

I only want a spot in the /jp/ mansion to see how many traps I can sleep with before I get kicked out for starting a trap catfight.

I'd like a /jp/ roommate, but I don't think anyone would email me.

>>9507958
I'll email you.

I buy lotto tickets once a week. I've been getting lucky lately and matching at least one number so I get four times my money back. If I ever win big enough to get a mansion I'll hold interviews with prospective house mates from jaypee. I'll probably set up a contract featuring a 90 day adjustment period where we try and figure out if living together would work out.

I'd be willing to share a bed with someone.

>>9507472
That would be illegal you need to have the building certified as habitable for X amount of people.

I still think we should try to make a monastery instead. Just need to figure out a way to get internet.

Why a mansion? I think an apartment building with a central room is enough.

Which one of you would give me a blowjob?

I think it should be required to be in Kansas City for Google Fibre.

>>9510164
if we hate 3dpd, why would we want sexual intercourse with a 3d?

>>9510199
Because it feels really, really good?

>>9510182
private island you fucking idiot