/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have both an older sister, and a younger half-sister. I never talk to my older sister at all any more, and my younger sister never seems that interested in talking to me.


Sounds pretty normal to me.

If I had a sister, I think I wouldn't be as mean as I am to my brother.

Fuck that, the little bastard bothers me everyday and interrupts my fapping schedule. I want a sister so bad ;_;

I have a brother. He's rich, handsome, successful and content. And an alcoholic, just like me. I hung out with him in france this christmas and we had a blast. Before that we hadn't talked in ... I think six years. The kicker? He's born in 88.

>>94490
Yeah, I think that way too, until I realize that at least with a brother, I don't have to constantly worry about what kind of dumb hoe he'll turn out to be when he grows up.

>>94490
>>94516
>>94517

That's exactly it though, male siblings don't bond as well as male - female siblings.

I genuinely love my sister, she's always been there for me whereas a brother would have just mocked me for my power level, loserishness with women etc...

My best friend in high school had 3 brothers and no sisters. I spent a lot of time at his house, and I'm extremely glad I have sisters instead of brothers.

It was a constant warzone in his house, I'm not surprised he always wanted to play the vidya or anything else at my house, not his.

I have two sisters, and although we were never really close, they never got in my way and I never got in their way growing up. We did our own things. Although, they didn't get along with eachother sometimes.

tl;dr sisters >>>>>>> brothers

My sister is 12.
We've watched Sister Princess and Nanoha together, and now we're watching Shugo Chara.
She has a crush on this one guy her age.
But he's such a loser weeaboo.
So I challenged him to a Pokémon battle to gage his worth, because that's what all older brothers do, right?
Anyway, I said I'd give him my Eigakan Darkrai if he could beat me.
All of his Pokémon were caught in masterballs and were at lv.100. But I was still able to beat the shit out of him. With a lv 50 Eevee evolution only team.
Getting back on track, little sisters are a lot better than little brothers.

>>94553
>>94555

How did you feel when your sister's got their first boyfriends?

i have a sister and we watch animu all the time. Shes not a bitch either, shes the only person i can talk to normally in my family.

>>94555
tl;dr sisters >>>>>>> brothers

SOOOOOOO true

>she heard me crying in my room
Uguu....Uguu~ laughs at you uguu~

>>94574
i was pretty paranoid. kinda like a father getting overly pissed about her daughter being late at home.

My sister has a boyfriend and lots of friends.

We used to play the vidya together.

:(

I wish I had an older sister. I only have a younger one, and she's not terribly supportive. Plus, she's getting married this summer and moving away.

>>94574

She got her first boyfriend at 19, in college. I was pretty happy for her to be honest, the guy has a respectable power level (but knows how to conceal it), is polite, decent and friendly.

Does being constantly bitched at, hit, bit, attacked, etc. even though your kind and loving towards her count as a normal relationship?

>>94574
Well, my youngest sister hasn't had a boyfriend yet, but my older (still younger than me by 1 year, but older of the two younger sisters) sister has.

She generally has decent taste in guys and doesn't go out with trashy losers, so I never minded.

It does make me a bit sad to have such a popular sister since I've only had one girlfriend ever, but I'm glad my sister doesn't go out with hopeless cases.

I'm a bit more worried about my youngest sister when she hits that age, since she's part of the whole MTV Abercrombie & Fitch Paris Hilton blonde ditz scene.

If you don't want to nail your sister then... can I nail your sister?

>>94613
...is a pretty cool guy eh conceals powerlevels and doesn't afraid of anything

>>94597
That happened to me, too. My little sister was the person I played video games and watched anime with, then she got a boyfriend and lost interest.

This Anon has an Older Sister. She moved into my room for a really long time(Untill me and my parent's moved). We pretty much fought alot since I have a tendancy to stay up at night browsing the internet. She bought me nice things and even understood my eating habits. I'll admit im a Nigger, but I absolutly hate chicken,which my parents tried to have EVERY SINGLE WEEK. She usually went out of her way to make me something special that we'd share.

I believe she was aware of my porn though since sometime's she'd walk into my room and I would be like "Oh shi-" and turn the moniter off.

Sure it sounds nice overall but we seriously did not get along well what so ever. We had problems with sharing my room so many time's it wasnt even funny. I even got to experience that "Walk in on your sister while she's changing" scenario.

TL;DR Me and my brother dont nearly get along as well as I do with my Sister.

>>94624
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister

i have one younger brother. i never liked him, even back when i was a toddler and he was still a baby.

i can't remember ever having had a real conversation with him. i haven't talked to him in over a month, even though his room is right next to mine.

always wanted a little sister, but my father went ahead and got the snip after my brother was born, which kinda pisses me off. at least it guarantees that i won't ever have another brother.

>>94653

>>94616
Yep. If you're still cool with her then it's ok.

>>94597
>>94634

ask her if she wants to play

>ask her if she wants to play
I never see her. She spends all her time either 1) WITH the boyfriend or 2) on the PHONE with the boyfriend.

>>94727

How old is she?

My older brother and I aren't as close as we were when we were kids, but we still get along fabulously and rarely argue. Even though I'm his little sis, I usually end up being the one to help take care of him, offer advice, etc.

This anon has a twin sister. Do I win?

Hey /jp/, I want to prep your mind for something. So give me your attention for just a couple of seconds if you could.

/jp/sies with sisters, picture your innocent baby sister or mature, sensible older sister kneeling down in front of her boyfriend or ex (it doesn't really matter), fully naked with nipples fully erect beaming up at him with 3 huge strands of jizz decorating her pretty face.

Because believe it or not /jp/sies with sisters. This has probably happened, and that's probably a decent mental image of what it was actually like.

>>94740
Ever fapped to the thought of her?

>>94740
Do either of you have infravision?

>>94740
It's called tWINcest for a reason.

My sister is rude and extremely manipulative.

>>94731

Would you ever fuck him?

>>94767
Hell no. He's not my type.

I'm an only child ;_;

>>94774

What is he and how does this differ from '[your] type'?

Older sisters are overrated. Like SEVERELY overrated. I have one that's not particularly hot, not particularly nice and not particularly supportive.

Younger sisters ftw.

>>94774
So you would fuck him if he was your type?

i hate having a brother. Im acouple years older than him and he is always making fun of my ronery-ness. He has a girlfriend and he's sophomore in HS and he rubs it in my face. Bastard...

Hell, if I had a sister, Id groom her into anons ideal waifu. Thigh high stockings and all ;____;

>>94754
Isn't that narcissistic masturbation?

>>94810
>Id groom her into anons ideal waifu. Thigh high stockings and all ;____;

And then you'd keep her all to yourself... Bastard.

>>94810
>Hell, if I had a sister, Id groom her into anons ideal waifu. Thigh high stockings and all ;____;
No, you would not. Your brother is right, you are pathetic.

>>94810
Then you'd introduce her to me right? Right?

Oh wait, I forgot I don't leave my room.

im an only child. i always thought this was good, but i never got any support from anyone that could really relate to me and understand me ;_; (im not all emo and shit either, its just i thought differently then my parents did)

>a lot more open about your feelings than standard brother/brother relationships.

lol wut

>>94800
He didn't say identical. Also, I'm convinced you're tsundere for incest, you're always in these threads.

>>94818
you post on 4chan.

>>94781

But first U gotta know about the different types
Grass, Fire, Ground, [Poison], Electric,
Water, Rock, Flying, Ice, Normal, Bug,
Ghost, Fighting & Dragon...
Don't forget about Psychic!

i have love time with my sister

pic related

tl;dr, so inb4 or in after incest.

>>94825
Don't worry. I have a sister and I feel the same way. Mine can't relate to me because she doesn't know me at all, partly because our interests are so different. She abhors anything Japanese with the exception of perhaps the stationary and the food.

>>94848
Cool.

>>94781
He's your typical computer/video game nerd - pale, skinnier than a starving African child, dorky glasses, no social skills, poor hygiene, you know the drill. Who knows, maybe I'd find him attractive had I not actually grown up with the faggot.

>>94868

Well, instead of insulting him, why dont you lend the poor guy a hand instead of lusting after the captain of the football team? (No offence).

>>94852
Where's Dark and Steel?

>>94868
Yay genetics

sister-sister relationships suck.
Im a girl and my sister is a big bitch.

We used to play videogames together for hours, it was so awesome. She liked anime too and we watched some together.

but now shes a chubby (not quite fat) bitch who thinks im a fucking asian wannabe.
she thinks videogames are for losers and only weirdo's watch anime. And hates me because Im thin.

what happened to the good old days? ;_;

>>94898
This is why you aim for the lesbian path.

>>94883
Did you not read my first post? I help him out all the fucking time. His darkest secrets are safe with me, at least until I feel like blackmailing him...

No offense taken, since I don't lust after "the captain of the football team". Yay for stereotypes!

>>94898
>Im a girl
wat?

>>94898

Bring back loads of guys to fuck just to piss her off. Fatties hate anyone getting attention.

>>94898
>>94898
How old are you?

>>94925
>I help him out all the fucking time.

How exactly?

>His darkest secrets are safe with me

Indulge our curiosities. We are all anonymous here after all.

I pride myself on being a good onii-chan to my imouto.

>>94898
She hates you now because she's fat. No, srsly. She's fat, she hates herself, low-selfesteem, takes it on the easiest target.

>>94516
he's 19/20 years old, and rich?

Goddamn.

>>94931
Many ways, and I'm not divulging anything further here. Anonymous or not, I don't think it would be a very good idea to broadcast certain secrets.

>>94961

Oh jesus christ, /jp/ is made up of pedophiles, GENUINE hikkis and people who jerk it to figurines (or a mixture of the three). Whatever secrets they are, they are a drop in the ocean compared to your average /jp/sy.

At least tell us how you help him out.

You know what makes me shat brix... the thought that my cousin might be browsing this board at this very moment. Because some of your 'case studies' are sounding awfully familiar...

I'm a chick and I have an older brother. He sucks though, he's (srsly) mentally crazy with some disorder where he's non-stop emo all the time. -and- he's a total weeaboo too. totally would rather have a sister.

>>94971
Oh al right.... I gave him a HJ when he broke his arm a few years back and couldn't fap.

>>95016
Are you being serious?

If so you are the best damn sister ever. I envy your brother.

>>95016
>arm
Just the one arm?
Bullshit. He could have used his other arm, no?

>>95016
O_O

M
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>>95003
Also, be nice to your bro. I don't consider myself non-stop emo but I am very often quite depressed.

>>95016
>>95019
Compare the writing styles and tone of post, not OP

>>95019

His megabuster(s) ;_;

Aside from my much-older sisters (5 of them, who are all 30-ish, and with stable families of their own), I have three immediate (around my age) sisters, two younger and one older.

The youngest is an obese, overweight, irresponsible dipshit that lies, steals, and has a kid of her own. She's only a better parent than Britney Spears because she has neither the money for nor the access to the stuff Britney gets fucked up on. She also smokes, and has run away from home on multiple occasions.

The other younger sister lies a lot, but is probably the most stable of the immediate sisters, and is going to junior college. She also ran away from home.

And my just-older sister has married a slacker and is a delusional twat who believes that getting married makes your relationship magically better. I went to college with her, but after a year, she flunked out because she was spending all her time on dating sites and fucking guys she met on Yahoo IM. Also, I wanted to fuck her in the worst way.

I hate the youngest and oldest; the middle sister has my grudging respect for not being such a terrible fuckup.

tl;dr, there's a reason that people adopt infants rather than older kids: the abuse of their birth parents' household hasn't yet sunk in.

I have a younger sister

she's pretty crazy

>>95016
Wait

WAIT JUST ONE FUCKING MINUTE

I clearly remember an anon from back when /jp/ and /a/ were one, talking about how he'd gotten his sister to give him a handjob--

Could this be the same incident, I wonder?

>>95023
Thank you for not being a completely ignorant twat like these other morons apparently are.

>>95079
Please, where's your sense of humour?

That HJ story sounded like a ripoff of that SS manga anyways.

>>95016
You deserve a goddamn chocobanana, and a medal.

Sadly, I can only deliver the first.

I have a brother two years younger than me and we have a really good relationship (I'm a guy). We get along, talk about each other's problems, have some of the same friends, and we're able to sort of disguise our language for the other one to understand. We have many extremely similar traits even though we look and act different on the surface.

I'm sure having a sister would be nice too, but really all of the teasing and shit ended when I was 12 and he was 10 so we get along famously. We talk about chicks, play video games together, etc. We have somewhat overbearing parents (i.e. WASPs who never wanted their kids to do stuff w/o supervision or remotely violent) so our friendship has been pretty important.

>>95016
THis is a troll. I know because I wrote it. I don't have the heart to let this continue.

>>95066
I based it off that guy's story, yes.

>>95097

Sister threads depress me. I wish I could do my sister.

My younger sister is actually pretty cool. She does get on my nerves every once and a while, but we have very similar thought patterns and somewhat similar interests. She's somewhat of an internet addict like me, for one thing. Hell, I wouldn't be too surprised if she visits 4chan, she already goes to sites like xkcd and whatnot.

>>95124
>she already goes to sites like xkcd
....That's so awesome it hurts.

>>94744
this is why I'm glad I don't have a sister

I like my toast buttered
and i'll take my dry
I dig the beatles
im a stones kind of guy
I have fine taste
and I like things cheap
I wanna stay up all night
I just wanna sleep..........with your sister
(What did you just say-- what? you just said soemthing--no no i wanna sleep--ready here we go--no im not ready)
I love the sunshine
and IIII wanna nail your sister ( no see you just said it again)
I like julia roberts movies
i just wanna f the s outta your sister(no this is...)
hey Mark you would rule(no)...if youd say its cool(its not cool)...Id go
pick her up at her junior highschool yeah your sister (that sister) yeah ( i thought you were talking about my older sister?)

>>94744
Fap fap fap.

>>95043
>Also, I wanted to fuck her in the worst way.

Elaborate.

>>male siblings don't bond as well as male - female siblings

Not my case. I have two way older brothers (I'm the baby sister) who are close to each other, but both don't talk to me.

I wish we had a closer relationship, but there's not much I can do about it.

My relationship with my older brother is much more stronger than my relationship with my younger sister. All of you Anons are girly and you should feel bad about yourself.

My sister visits websites like deviantart and fanfiction.net.

So close to being awesome, yet so far. ;_;

>>94810
If he's making fun of you, you know what you have to do, right? Either rape his girlfriend or get her to break up with him.

i have a brother 6 years younger than me. all he ever does is sit around playing korean griding games like flyff. though i did get him to like touhou though, thats a plus.

>>95219

You aren't underage b& are you?

>>95219
Be flirtatious with one/both of them. Believe me.

>>95251

Nope, I just turned 30. Sorry, no loli here. :(

Only bros here anon, 1 older & 2 younger, older is more like me though more into vidya than animu. Younger ones aren't too bad but they get on my nerves more than my older bro does, probably because I see him less. As a sister I must say I've never had any sexual thoughts about any of them, like other Sis Anon they aren't my type. Funnily enough I regularly play pr0n games with them in the room and my bros think it's completely normal, awkward as shit, but completely normal.

>>95263
>like other Sis Anon they aren't my type.

If they were your type?

>>95255

While I do live close to Kentucky, this would not happen.

I think.

>>95262

If you are 30, please post pics.

>>95200
Standing up in a hammock.

... No, mainly I just wanted to nail her ever since I walked in on her naked in the bathroom once.

>>95267
My youngest bro is really pretty cute, he's pretty popular with girls as is the other younger one, though not as much. Older one is too dorky. If a girl actually got to know him, he's a sweet guy but not exactly kind to the eyes plus he's a vidya dork (I got him into Touhou and that's about as /jp/ as he's gone) and he's something of a Hikki

>>95285

What does she look like?

>>95285
>I walked in on her naked in the bathroom once.
Elaborate

>>95292
Why don't you try something with the younger one then?

>>95285
>Standing up in a hammock.

Fool, everybody knows the worst way is in the back seat of a VW Bug with the parking brake off.

I'm a girl and I have a sister who is less than a year younger than me. She's one of my best friends, we can play video games and watch anime together all the time. She used to be an annoying fatass, but a few years ago she went on a diet and we became closer friends because we started watching the same anime.
I'm glad I have a sister who is close to my age and no other siblings.

>>95319
And not a twin? Do your parents fuck like rabbits?

>>95315
Again, not my type plus he has another girl he's going out with, she's sweet and really cute too. Oh, and she likes the vidya and animu, got me into Kaiji actually.

>>95346
What is your type then? If he's cute and watches anime/plays vidya etc...?

>>95332
Out with one and in with another, amirite?

My sister, despite being younger than me, actually has a higher income than I do, and willingly buys all my old games and stuff off me for pretty close to what I buy it for. (I recently decided to quit Pokemon forever and sold her my emerald and Diamond for 50bux.) She also lets me watch her anime DVDs (for free). She does sometimes get annoying as a backseat gamer--she's prone to give play-by-play commentary whenever I play Fire Emblem PoR--but as a fellow gamer/weeaboo, she's pretty nice.

I have an older sister, and I'm usually glad for every moment we spend apart. When we were kids, she was a right demon, always bullying me or doing whatever she could to make me feel bad.

My two favorite memories of her are:
1. When we were kids, during a church luncheon, my sister got into a sudden bitchy mood, grabbed me by the face, and slammed the back of my head into the corner of a very pointy table.
(That's the bad part of the memory, but there's a much sweeter feeling of divine justice that follows.)
Immediately, my mother dragged her to the ladies' room by the ear, and for the next five minutes, you could hear the spanking, even through two walls and around three corners.

2. The day she came back from her first semester of college to find that her shrimpy little brother (i.e. me) had grown to outpace her own height by a full head in her absence. The attempts at bullying stopped after this - gee, I wonder why?

No, I'd say having an older sister sucks ass. At least if I'd had an older brother, the whole "you shouldn't hit girls, blah blah" shit wouldn't have been there.

My sister dressed up as Suiseiseki for Halloween last year, and this year plans to go out as Osaka. She's pretty cool in my book. She's actually an aspie, so we share similar interests and inhabit similar social circles, although for me it's more by choice than natural tendency.

>>95355
Did she mock your power level?

>>95350
Watching animu is unnecessary, liking and/or playing vidya would be nice but again, unnecessary. Really I just want the kind of guy that anon says he would be to his favorite 2-D girl, the loving tenderly-type.

>>95365
This is a bad post. You should feel bad.

>>95374
>Dec. 15
Oh fuck that's my b-day

11 months diffrence. I was born Dec. 27 and she was born Dec. 15 the year after.

>>95362
Sounds like you're the romantic type. Assuming one of your brothers fulfilled that charecteristic, would you engage in any relationship with him?

>>95385
I dunno, I haven't exactly thought about but...they're already plenty romantic to me, giving me stuff on Valentine's Day, B-Day, Christmas, etc. I mean, they're all great guys but a serious relationship like that would be...awkward? I mean, I have so much stuff on them but they can do the same with me so it could get really bad if we ever got into serious fights and stuff. Parents/family would probably raise hell as well and I don't want to have to go through that kind of bullshit just for some tender loving.

>>95406
You don't need romance to get your brains fucked out by your big bro.

>>95385

I have noticed most of the 'romantic' type girls are usually girls who have suffered pretty bad relationships in the past. Damaged goods if you will.

>>95413
Big bro would be fucking creepy. Like I said, he's sweet but he's really not much for the eyes

>>95422
Why don't you give him advice then? How to dress, shower every day, gym etc...?

Give him the assurance that if he's up to an acceptable level by X date he can fuck you, or something like that. Therefore, both parties win!

>>95304
Good?

>>95309
I walked in, got a rather nice, although brief, eyeful, she looked up and shrieked, and I stepped back and slammed the door shut.

Although I did spy on her when she got out of the shower because I had a small glass mirror, and the downstairs bathroom door had a half-inch of clearance, and she took showers a lot.

>>95316
HA! I was quoting Jimmy Carr, though.

>>95417
Oh ho ho, I promise I'm not damaged. I wasn't much for guys in school (lol DFC doesn't apply where I live, only healthy girls apparently) and even though my friends would spend hours (not fucking kidding) making me look like a princess or something and they would fawn over me telling me how pretty I was I still never got asked out or anything. I have a ton of guy friends but I think most of them are scared to go into any sort of relationship, they're actually probably here right now.

>>95422
All you have to do is be a good little boy and take it in the ass. He doesn't have to look pretty to fuck you.

I have 2 little isters and 1 older sis and I wanna fuck them sooooooo badly it make my cock painfully rigid.

>>95434
Even if it's not with the intent to bone him, this is a really good idea.

I've fapped to incest doujins and shit, but the thought of doing my own younger sister, while she isn't exactly unattractive per se, makes me literally sick to my stomach a little.

I was an anime/vidya nerd and she was a basketball player, and a good one, too. We've just never got along or been very compatible, but we used to play the vidya together sometimes as kids. But if we spend more than five minutes with each other it usually turns into some kind of argument, so we sorta avoided each other.

>>95434
I think that would piss him the fuck off. He knows what he should do and I try gently nudging him to do it but he doesn't. He has been getting better though, he actually has a membership to a local gym and I've helped him get a fairly inexpensive but sharp wardrobe which he's already wearing. I guess the thing holding me back completely is that it's already set in stone that he's my brother, not an acceptable fucking partner, much less boyfriend.

>>95499 I guess the thing holding me back completely is that it's already set in stone that he's my brother, not an acceptable fucking partner, much less boyfriend.

Don't listen to society. Listen to nature, where fucking anything and everything is natural.

>>95469
Do it, or you know... Just allude to giving him 'something'. It would be a great motivator. You'd be like his Misaki.

>>95465
Don't you know getting fucked in the ass has a higher chance of giving you various STDs? I already know to take it up front, thank you very much.
>>95469
As I said I've already started. I think I'll make him my "project" at least until UBW's released

Ima girl and I have a brother 3 years younger than me, and I think he can be really nice sometimes. Though... I really have nothing in common with him.

He's been more than half a foot taller than me for 4 years now and he's always been a lot more athletic and really goofy in that hasn't-really-grown-up-yet kind of way. On the other hand, I'm fairly layed back/lazy. Still, I like spending time with him, and sometimes we play video games and earlier today I went home for a bit and while I was there I helped him with his homework.

So I guess we're not the closest of siblings, but we still get along fairly well, and we'll always be around to help each other out.

>>95535 Don't you know getting fucked in the ass has a higher chance of giving you various STDs?

Do you even know what an STD is?

>>95535

Could you post a pic?

>>95522
Man, anon is being really sweet tonight. Usually you guys are such assholes. Also, my bro is kind of scared of me. He says I can be a downright nasty bitch, even when I'm doing something sweet, not sure if this is tsundere but I've been trying to become more dere-dere. It's really hard

>>95499
>I guess the thing holding me back completely

ahhhhhhh, just go for it regardless. Seriously, set out a programme, go on mock 'dates' with him, get him to go at least 3 times a week to the gym and go with him too... Then at the end... well... I dont need to spell that out.

>>95358
>aspie

>>95535
>Don't you know getting fucked in the ass has a higher chance of giving you various STDs? I already know to take it up front, thank you very much.
I don't know where you got that statistic but you are wrong, wrong, wrong. If you're gonna get an STD, you're gonna get an STD. Not to offend a polite lady such as yourself, but do some reading, figures have changed as of the past 20 years, and anal sex isn't the cause of everything horrible in the universe anymore.

>>95606
You are pretty much a stupid bitch. Just shut up and start fucking, like mother nature intended for you.

>>95535
Post caps of your route's H-scenes when you do, please.

>>95556
Yes, a Sexually Transmitted Disease, could be herpes, could be HIV, could be gonorrhea. There are a fuckton and the risk is greater taking it up the ass. One of the few things I remember about high school health class.
>>95566
No, I tend not to keep pictures of myself and I would never post them here (no offense) because I know several people who leak power levels and I'm afraid at least one of them might see it and recognize me or I'd be banned for "camera whoring"

>>95661
>>No. I'm actually a guy.
Fix'd.

>>95661
YOU CAN'T GET AN STD IF NEITHER OF YOU HAS ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Sure you can get a bacterial infection if you get fucked vaginally after getting it in the ass, but STDs don't just APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE.


... Retard.

>>95661
Now what is sex?

>>95629
Thanks anon. Guess high school health class really sucked then, though I'm pretty sure the teacher was on crack.

>>95620
>go on mock 'dates' with him,

This is a good idea. Try it out. Never know where it may go.

Let me tell you, it is every hikki NEETs *dream* to have a Misaki. Please do it, you'd be doing the world a favour you wonderful, wonderful person.

My sister is a bitch. She towered over every action and made sure to keep me under her foot my entire childhood, doing everything she could so that I would never rise to any sort of power in the household.

I got older, then I punched her in the face.

Now I don't talk to her anymore. She's not exactly family I care about.

>>95692
Well goddamn anon, I'm not as stupid as you think, I just don't wanna take it up the ass. Do it in front like a man, only pansies do it from behind anyways.
>>95696
Better ask Shirou that one

>>95739
Should have Falcon PAAAAAAAAAANCH'd her in the ovaries if you really didn't like her

>>95696

one time i walked in on her while she was in the shower... Oh wait..

you said NORMAL relationships...

>>95747
You're stupid enough to not know anything about STDs.

>>95777
hey slowpoke.

Lucky bastards

At least you don't have to deal with a closet lesbian sister. Call me an ass, but I put logs on all her IRC conversations and read them from time to time, because she's such a secretive bitch. Pretty much confirmed she has a girlfriend.

Not to say that we don't get along or anything, I just hate all this secret keeping and shit.

>>95692
>YOU CAN'T GET AN STD IF NEITHER OF YOU HAS ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Can I has a STD?

>>95747

see

>>95710

>>95696
WHAT IS SEX?

WHAT CAME FIRST, THE ANAL SEX OR THE STD?

THAT IS THE QUESTION.

>>95801
A miserable little exchange of bodily fluids!

My sister hates me :(

>>95794
>>95710
Sounds like a good idea. I'll go ahead and do it. Oh and just for the sake of sticking to the source material, you think I should turn all bitchy-bitch at the end? Or maybe go with anime/novel ending? Or have a new ending where the two get together happily ever after the end, which do you vote I should go with?

>>95819
[x]School Days bad end
[x]Genuflect

>>95819

Hey, can you tripcode up so you can keep us updated?

By the way, in regards to your question, just take things really slow. Then see how it goes. Who knows, maybe you could end up in bed cradling each other in each other's arms at 6:00 am in the morning!

Go for it!

>>95747
>>95819
different person

>>95819

>>95811
Then...WHAT IS LOVE?

>>95835
Done and done anon. I'll try my best and update every once in a while. Hopefully you won't actually see too much of me here. Thanks for all of the support anon, you guys really are sweet just so you know.

>>95861

Ok, how are you planning on broaching the subject with him? A mock date I mean.

>me crying in my room
I'm sorry, I couldn't stop laughing to finish reading the rest hahahahahahahaha

>>95874
"Let's go get some coffee."
"Best Buy's having a sale on PC games, wanna check it out?"
"I heard you wanted to go see that new exhibit at the art museum, still wanna go?"
"Wanna go see the new Indy movie?"
The possibilities are endless (the Indy movie line will have to wait) still nerdy, but endless plus I can always ask him to take me somewhere because "my car's in the shop". I'll just have to remember not to make it too often. Are the date ideas too much though? I don't want to be completely obvious.

>>95892
Ah! I just had an idea, I could always say it's for "Brother-Sister bonding time" right?

How can you guys seriously contemplate a sexual relationship with your sibling? I mean am I the only one with an absolutely unattractive sister?

>>95892
Lift some lines from the Kokuhaku CD.
They should work.

>>95896
if you know what I mean?

>>95896
That's an awesome line. Say it AFTER you've brought up the issue, and be really clingy like Misaki was too. Just to make him more comfortable with that kind of thing.

>>95892
How exactly are you going to be explaining the fact you are going out with your older brother to your other siblings?

>>95904
Ah, I'll just have to find some of the translated scans (I know they're on my PC, it's just a matter of finding them). Really good idea though.
>>95907
Thanks for the line complement. I'm really not sure about the whole clingy thing. I think he'd be uncomfortable with it as we keep to our own little bubbles, that is until we co-op some really hard boss or something, then hugs and kisses (not mouth-mouth obviously) abound and we forget our inhibitions (kind of)

>>95927
Just remember the golden tsundere ratio of 6:4

>>95924
Who says we're going out on a date? We have similar interests so most of those things actually sound pretty natural, especially the art museum and Best Buy things. Our family's a little strange I guess.

>>95016
I highly doubt that.

>>95927
for the next boss, you could always "fuck up" and rely on him a little more, then reward him when he pulls through.

>>95927
>I'm really not sure about the whole clingy thing. I think he'd be uncomfortable with it as we keep to our own little bubbles

Understandable, the way to work is do it progressively. I.e, if you go and see a film start off appearing very hyper and excited to see it, then when you are in the movie theater near the end lean on his shoulder or something. Maybe... Just move slowly, but progressively.

>then hugs and kisses (not mouth-mouth obviously) abound and we forget our inhibitions (kind of)

You are every anon's dream sister to be honest. You sound very lovable. How old are you again?

>>95943
You guys are way more romantic than you lead yourselves to believe, seriously you guys sound amazingly cute. Technically underage B& though for now I'm 18+, right?

>>95958
Knowing what advice to give and actually carrying it out yourself are two very different things.

>>95958
Men usually have the burden of putting themselves out there, so even if we're cute it's a lot harder to get sex as a cute guy than as a cute girl.

If you're offering, though, I'd be willing to make myself available, geography allowing.

>>95974
If you could wait 'til the end of the year I'd be legal (damn skipping 3rd and 4th grade). You guys really sound like very nice people when you aren't being dickheads, you should try taking your own advice. Oh and Texas is where my place of residence is currently located, howdy to all you other Texans I guess?

This has to be some skillful troll.

Who on earth can find their sibling attractive enough to date? I mean play-dates are ok, but if you're going in with the intention of having a serious sexual relationship, that's a bit fucked up. Unless one of you is adopted.

Little brothers are insane little pricks who will eventually own you at all your favorite games.

how is this /jp/ related?...

>>95974

no... no... no...

We have to help her and her brother out.

>>95958

Yes, but we are woeful with women. Some find our 'err'ing' and 'ahh'ing' in the middle of conversation (nerves) cute I guess. But if you have been as crappy with girls as us then you tend to romanticize romance.

I think the 'pinnacle' of this progressive relationship you are building should be a candlelit dinner together somewhere.

>>96020
japan invented incest

>>96002
Kokuhaku CD "translator" anon here.
I live in Kingwood, just north of Houston.
I too am borderline underage b7.

>>96020

Just gtfo. Anyone with the name 'gizmogal' is unwelcome here.

>>96007
Nope, none of us are adopted. I'm pretty sure we won't go any further than brother-sister type stuff but I really would like to make my brother open to women, he's a nice guy just not that handsome. Hopefully if I do as anon says and we got to the gym, museum, out in general etc. he'll become a more normal member of society, no more NEET/hikki siblings for me.

>>96031
>I'm pretty sure we won't go any further than brother-sister type stuff
>pretty sure

That lingering doubt there, I know it exists... Why not expand upon it and see where it goes?

>>95355

Wow, that was a great story.

I don't think you have a normal relationship with your sister.

Enjoy your incest.

>>96031
You don't know. If you trigger enough flags to get onto the sibling route, the plot twist is that you're not really blood related.

>>96002
Eh, Californian here. And to be honest? I don't care if you're "legal" or not, you don't sound like the kind of person that would be pressing charges for rape; I'd be willing to risk it.

>>96020
dont pretend you aren't turned on by incest

Most people that have sexual fantasies about a sibling, haven't actually had a sibling of that type.

Every single sister/brother relationship I've seen growing up is an on and off power struggle. e.g: brother is playing something, sister wants to play also, brother says no, sister starts crying and runs to parents like a brat to get her way, sister hurts herself while playing and starts crying again, brother cuddles up to little sister and comforts her. Repeat, over and over.

Every relationship I've ever seen growing up, is either the older sister is distanced and/or a bossy bitch, and the younger sister is a whiny brat. Anyone who's grown up with such siblings would immediately have zero attraction or sexual thoughts for said siblings.

The people who have sexual fantasies for a little sister for example have not had a sister, or haven't had a sister that fits the archtype they want, what they want is the fantasy of a female that's always in your life everyday growing up, you're forced to be around everyday and protect. Throwing sex in there leads you with the ideal and convenient relationship.

Is it realistic? No.

>>96014
>I think the 'pinnacle' of this progressive relationship you are building should be a candlelit dinner together somewhere.
Oh that sounds wonderful. We could probably make it casual somehow.
>>96028
Wow, that's not actually too far from where I live. More south Houston though (Mo' City).

To all of the anons here who have been helping, thank you all so much, you all sound so sweet. If I could hug and thank each one of you individually I really, truly would. So, thank you. Thank you all so much.

>>96002
Oh lawd Texas. I haven't posted yet but I hail from Austin.

Anyways to make my post somewhat relevant, I have a little sister 4 years younger, and a little brother 8 years younger. Growing up with my little sister was a bit of a pain; we butted heads often. She's turned out well though, hopefully I've had an impact on her not being fucking retarded like most teenage girls are these days. Since I've been away at college, we've had a better relationship. Actually went to Half Priced Books with her over break.

Little brother is a Naruto/Bleach kid but I'm slowly trying to break him out of that. I always abused my brother a bit, but it's building character. He'll be able to suck it up whenever things go bad.

>>96050
Or that we're both boys, related, and first thought we were both females, right?

>>96073
I like how you and other retards like you think that everyone's life is exactly how you perceive it, and there is absolutely zero variation in life.

>>96084

If you're prepared to go so far with helping him out, why not go one further? There is no accounting for love and it sounds like you genuinely love him. I mean, say you did this project for 2 months, *then* had a candlelit dinner together, got quite drunk off of some nice French white, went out to a scenic spot, sat together... Say he leaned in for the kiss, what would you do? I can't see you moving away, considering what you have said so far.

>>96084
If I inexplicably went stalker murderer on you, I could be at your front door in about an hour.
Scary.

>>96120
I don't know, I probably wouldn't resist, especially if I was really drunk, but I'm afraid that would hurt our relationship. I guess that's what I really fear the most, I kind of like our relationship: co-oping games from Halo to Mario, celebrating when one of us beats a game, even when we don't really know the game the other just beat, talking about Touhou or VNs together. Just being general nerds together is what I'm afraid of losing if I go to far with my older brother.

>>96120

>>96102
>I always abused my brother a bit, but it's >building character. He'll be able to suck it up >whenever things go bad.

Sure, and it'll also fuck him up for life. Great going, faggot.

>>96149
Hatori Bisco, correct? Where is that from?

>>96133
That's...really creepy. Thanks anon.

>>96148

How would that destroy what you already have? This isn't even a case of glass being half empty or half full, I mean, if it ever did come to that point - and there is a good chance along the way it might (emphasis on might), then it's evident that it's not something that happened on impulse alone, but rather something that happened because of what you'd built up.

>>96151
I suppose abused wasn't the correct word. He played sports with me (full contact) and I never let him win so he got some injuries/crying time that way. Though now since he's getting older, he's starting to catch up in some areas and really rubs it in whenever he wins.

>>96160

Faster_than_a_Kiss_V01_extra

>>96176
Never mind then, you're just a jerk.

>>96171
Guess it's just some deep inside fear. You're right, I know it, but it's one of those things you're just kind of scared of. Like talking to a cutie of the opposite sex, whether you know why or you don't know why but you just don't do it. That's my rationale anyways.

Have I been using the word "anyways" too much? I just realized I've been typing that quite a bit.

>>96176
damn you, my older brother was like that too lol. I grew up with a pretty bad inferiority complex, and it's still hard for me to shake it off even now.

>>96155
You're welcome.
But now I've decided to trip things up.
So now I'll no longer have to refer to myself by the things I've done.

>>96183
Thanks Anon. Hope some Sakura is enough of a return for you

>>96160

Tsuki to Himawari

>>96193
I think doing that gave me a bit of an inferiority complex, actually. I mean, I hate losing to him since I shouldn't. Which then evolved to me hating to lose to people who I know I could've beat. Suffice to say, I don't play many video games with him anymore.

>>96192
Of the six times "anyway" or "anyways" has been used in this thread, only two have been from you. And both were in that post.

>>96197
Oh dear, this is getting creepy. Please don't let it "BAD END"

>>96192

So, is that a yes or a no? You have night time /jp/ (night-time /a/ effectively) behind you if you ever need advice. Just go for it, nerves be damned. In Vino Veritas anyway, get really drunk at the end and see where that takes you, it will probably be the place you want but were too scared to ever bring up with him while alone.

>>96224
stop pushing anon, if it happens it happens

I'm 22, and I have an eight year old sister. We've got about as normal a relationship as it gets, but given our age difference it almost feels like she's my daughter. There is actually a spoken agreement with my mother that if anything ever happens to my parents I'll take legal guardianship of my sister. It's pretty nice having a sister her age though, I get all of the benefits of having a kid with half of the responsibility.

>>96210
Actually maybe I should've said superiority complex. Though I don't think I'm better than most people. Just ridiculously dumb people. Which actually might be most people.

>>96224
Okay. That's it, I'll go for it! All the way! To the alcohol-end that lies at the end of the path! Back me up Anon and I won't fall, we'll do it together to the end, right?

>>96220
"[T]he things I've done" refers to the Ever17 timelines and the Kokuhaku and M CD translations. I have no intention of bringing harm to anyone.
...honest.

Also, my tripcode says WAHA.

>>96242
>Back me up Anon and I won't fall, we'll do it together to the end, right?

Well, that is kind of what /jp/ was made for (the 'superfluous' stuff that some of us loved about /a/). Anyways yep, definately, we anons are always here for advice if you need it.

>>96242
Okay I think I'm crazy, I'll do it and see what happens. Que sera sera Anon, if I push it really will make our relationship awkward, if I let it go it's natural course it'll all work out in the end. That's my personal motto and I won't break it or try and stop it: "It'll all work out in the end anyways"

>This thread is for those of us with NORMAL relationships with our sisters.

Thread sure got derailed.

This thread has made me realize that I don't even know you anymore, Anonymous. Real sibling incest? Really? Kissing cousins I understand... but this? You've become a complete stranger to me Anon.

>>96257
Thanks guys, seriously. Guess I'll start new threads with the "Don't nap so much big brother!" No-No Big Brother Sticker, agreed?

>>96268
> Real sibling incest?

Don't you remember swincest-kun? This isn't new. Incest's not for me, but swincest seemed pretty happy with what happened, and was damn depressed until we altruistic anons helped him get back together with his sister.

>>96258

Well obviously you always have the alcohol excuse. Just try and take the initiative, given that he sounds like a hikki NEET of satou proportions, he probably needs it.

>>96268
Are you... a newfag?

>>96275
Sounds ok.

>>96258
>Que sera sera
Should be "[Lo/O/El] que será será," but whatever.

>>96284
Wish I could say I was. I've been here since late 2003.

>>96268
It was normal...still kind of is with people posting about bitchy/annoying older/younger sister(s)/brother(s) or people saying they'd like a sibling for non-incestuous purposes. Thread is only half-derailed if you think about it and did you miss the incest threads when /a/ and /jp/ were one and the same? There were a ton of bro-sis relationship wannabes, have-beens, etc.

>>96275
Go for it.
Just make sure he's not on 4chan whenever you do it.

>>96290
Whenever anyone claims to have been here since 200*, they are a bullshitter. No exceptions.

gb2/b/

I have two sisters. I hate them

>>96298
I've been here since 2009. Fuck you.

>>96298
cry more newfag

>>96298
How so? It's not much to brag about, it's just when I started browsing.

>>96307

'Cry moar' is just like 'bawww' and 'when i was'. The meme of choice for hot topic scenester fags from /b/ who probably thought the scientology raids were 'epic lulz'.

>>96314

>>96314
I started browsing late 2003 then I moved over to 5chan for a bit. Admittedly I was a /b/tard for a few months but I haven't browsed that board regularly since 2005.

stop this infighting you fags, we were discussing delicious brother - sister love.

I'm a girl. My brother's two years my senior and is a mega jock; he's tall, so tan he's orange, and can't live for five minutes without human contact. My exact opposite. We had no respect for each other and fought all the time when he was still living here, sometimes physically. I only managed to hit him once, and that was when I threw the remote at him and hit him between the eyes. He promptly threw me at the fridge.

Now that he's moved out and visits only occasionally (and has a girlfriend that's straightened him out somewhat), we get along just fine. We did have some cute moments as kids, mostly stuff that had to do with video games. I would ask him to beat the hard bosses when I played, and I would stick around while he played his own games and offer suggestions on what to do.

>>96295
Yea... but I always took those threads with a grain of salt. I mean everyone who doesn't have a little sister reads incest mangas and wish they had one, but those who DID have little sisters would usually comment on how annoying they were or how real incest is never really an attractive prospect. I'm just surprised that there are people who don't mind such a relationship with a sibling.

>>96344

Not really, there were plenty of cases where people with sisters did genuinely like them. It's the exception to the rule admittedly, but that doesn't mean it should be inhibited, considering it's so infrequent and there's no having kids involved, who the fuck cares? Let people pursue what they want.

>>96344
One thing I can really appreciate about anime, it's definitley taught me acceptance of all relationships. As Clamp would tell us, love just happens, it doesn't choose gender or anything, it just happens

>>96375

Exactly. I mean, I could understand the 'societal concern' that people profess if there was some kind of incest epidemic, but it's like... 1 in a fucking 1000 or something. So who cares? Let people love who they want.

>>96268
>Thread sure got derailed.

Yes. Yes it did.

>>96375
>As Clamp would tell us, love just happens, it doesn't choose gender or anything, it just happens

Ah, Clamp. Such great philosophers of our age!

Misaki, I would have killed to have a sister like you when I was growing up.
...Well, technically, I did, from birth to about 6 or 8, but the bits between now and then, I really could have benefited from that.

You are doing something truly great.

>>96447
I like to think of them more as talentless hacks.