/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>DFC
lol

>>9506834

you first op

Why do I keep seeing this guy everywhere?

>>9506839
I already posted myself idiot.

>>9506845
Stop it. You scare me.

you look like a gay pedo i used to know

me

Spede beard

>>9506871

Sup Elly.

this is me

ps im white

here iksme :Ddd psrölölöllö

Exactly like this.

This is me.

this is me do you like me guys? ^___^

>>9506882
how the hell did you recognize me from that

>>9506889

me on the right

>>9506901

I could recognize that eye anywhere.

>>9506894
DESU xDDDDDDDDDD

me

What do you think? be honest.

The amount of women in this thread scares me.

This is me (left)

>>9506914
Jew

Stop posting my pictures. Are you Steven?
I'm going to kick your ass the next time I see you.

Hi :3

>>9506914
8/10 would bang

>>9506910
>>>/facebook/

>>9506920
I know you are such a pussy.

I look like the supposed Jewnes in that picture.

'sup

Who take the picture?
Get out of /jp/ normalfag.

>>9506947
You'll be hot in like 6 years

>>9506952
They're using tripods.

>>9506947
Get out Ping.

>>9506910
You have so little friends on Facebook? Can I be one please?

https://www.facebook.com/illmijd

Normals love to just shit on every board they can.

>>9506962
sure

>>9506936
It just shows there are a lot of normals here. Real NEETs are extremely hesitant in posting their picture online.

>>9507012
>Real NEETs are extremely hesitant in posting their picture online.
Why do you assume that they're posting real pictures?

>>9507030
Why would people lie about what they look like on the internet?

me scoring some

owatte shimau, kyou wo ommotte nanika dekiro koto wo sagasukeredo.

>>9507012
Oh well if that's what you say, I guess it must be true.

I guess the fact that I'm not in education, employment or training and haven't been for over five years yet I post my picture all the time is irrelevant. You're the real expert here.

>>9507041
I don't know, ask this guy >>9507025

>>9506926
>>9506914
100% pussy slayers

>>9506932
fug off milk no one cares

me at work :D :D :D

>>9507173
It's funny because that jew nerd is actually quite handsome.

here I am mina san

Sorry about all the hair. I haven't felt like shaving my body in a while.

>>9507536
やらないか？

This is me

Change WoW for eroge, McDonalds for ramen and remove "probably" and you have /jp/

me irl

me on a normal day

>>9507577
oh, fuck, that guy's youtube channel....I cannot...fuck, now I have to watch some of it. Fuck you, dude.

>>9507589
I'd fuck you.

>>9507577
You're on /jp/, sounds like you missed your stop. Let me help you get back. >>>/v/

>>9507602
nigger is that a girl's headband?

>>9507611
With drawn on beard and tashe

#SWAG

>>9507621
I want to hate you, but I know it's just jealousy on my part of your ultimate pussy wizard powers.
Goddamnit.

>>9507621
lol

>>9507626
i thought that there was something covering your eyes but it was the darkness being absorbed by your black vodoo magic

What if I'm a girl but I'm not one of those cute cosplayer types?
No one wants to see that shit, right?

Thought about posting then realised hate my face to much to post it

>>9507664
I'm sure I'd love your looks regardless, I'm sure there are more who'd love to see as well.

>>9507664
I know your pain ;_;

>>9507664
>Cosplayer
>Cute

>>9507664
Post a picture anyway, please!

>>9507664
pls post

>>9507664
btw im a girl

>>9507664

u a girl? lol! me 2

7/10

>>9507699
>deleted faster than I could even open it

from the thumbnail you look more than alright, have more self confidence
I'd hangout and get to know you if I had the chance

alright, but if you assholes bully me, I will cry a lot for real, okay?


...p-p-please don't laugh

Sup /jp/?

>>9507713
Once again women prove they can't resist the appeal of whoring themselves for attention.

>>9507713
Absolutely disgusting. I recommend suicide.

>>9507712
t-thank you...

>>9507713
>con
pls go

>>9507713

timestamp or gtfo

>>9507713
Look at me everyone, I'M A GIRL.

>>9507713
Hi amanda.

>>9507736
that's A man duh （ ≖‿-）～♡

>>9507725
It's one of three I've ever been to and I was pressured into it. Didn't even want to go tbh. Much cuter people than me there.

>>9507727
>>9507729
T_____T

>>9507721
I'm sorry, I thought this was a post what you look like thread, asshole.

>>9507735
w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what?!

>>9507739
How are you doing amanda?

>>9507713
You might look cute by the time you hit 18.

Still, reported for not being 18+.

>>9507739
Found her on facebook

>>9507743
I-I'm okay creepy man.

.....r-reveal yourself!

>>9507739
>I'm sorry, I thought this was a post what you look like thread, asshole.

Holy fuck you are retarded, did you know there's a whole board dedicated to attention whoring? Why do you want to come here to do your attention whoring? Coming to take advantage of the new immigrants who will drool over you?

>>9507713

Wow, y-you're really pretty anon-kun~ I mean it!

T__________T
I always knew this would happen.

I should have never listened to your stupid thread, op.

The one time I get brave.
OH MY GOD.

I'm going to shit myself.

>>9507757
Don't forget to wipe, amanda.

>>9507713
I'd cuddle together while we watch anime or something.

I wish I could get this level of attention just by making awful posts.

>>9507756
lol whatever dude I'm almost to 30.

>>9507757
>I should have never listened to your stupid thread, op.

Yep, just your average retarded woman.

>>9507757
Don't forget to wipe, amanda.

>>9507760
.>>9507769
woah, nasty dude

/jp/ -bully culture

I'd take you ice-skating and get on my knees to tie your skates if you didn't know how :) so fucking hard

"maybe if I post my picture in this shitty off topic thread people might respond nicely to me, this plan surely can't fail!"

10/10 Amanda.

>>9507773
I only protect non-crossboarders from bullies. Not filthy con-goers.

>>9507773
pretty much.
I'm crying because I'm so scared right now.

I don't know how those /cgl/ people do it.

>>9507780
I FUCKING LOVE ICE SKATING.

>>9507713
wow you're so fat I can't even look at your pants

brb I'm saving this thread and sending it to all your friends

>>9507796
ey nigga gimme yo xbox
juss lemme borrow it I aint gone still it deska

PROTIP FOR STUPID WHORES:

1) rename your image
2) make sure it doesn't have EXIF data
3) if indoubt, screencap through prntscrn or snip, and post that

Time to lock your facebook down.

>>9507798
joke's on you I don't have any friends.

>>9507786
>I don't know how those /cgl/ people do it.

I think for a start you need to post your shit on the right board, that'd fucking help.

what's her facebook

and how do you reverse search in fb

>implying that's really her and not someone pretending to be her

>>9507820
>>9507819
Read the art of war you newfaggots it was sun tzu

>>9507814
Who are you quoting?

>>9507814
who are you quoting?

>>9507814
Hu u qutin

>>9507798
More like the angle + Gravity on the shirt.

>>9507813
perfect man body.
this is called dedication to the human body

>>9507832
Post a better picture then, amanda.

>>9507838
no, fuck you guys.
I'm going back to pretending to be a dude.
At least then people judge me on the content of my posts.

>>9507837
it's called wasting time gaining muscle and not lurking /jp/

>>9507838
Why would she, only fat girl camera poses make her look bearable.

>>9507689
>>9507683
>>9507680
hope you guys are happy.

>>9507850
which was why I said no one wanted to see in the first place.

>>9507847
Yeah good, you fucking idiot.

Why bully a non ugly girl jp ;~;

>>9507812
please respond

>>9507848
What if you lurk /jp/ in the air chair position?

>>9507858
you're an asshole for even asking.

>>9507856
Because she wants to attention whore herself to just fap herself silly to "omg u r so pretty ;3:3:3:;3:3:3" posts.

>>9507863
Some posters asked for it though.

Can't have everyone bullying one person, I'm used to it /jp/, hit me. filename

I'm pretty sure only about three or four people actually posted pictures of themselves. It's not like it's hard to change a file name.

In any case, >>>/soc/

>>9506889
>>9506897

btw im a girl

>>9507876
Why are you playing poker with a white rectangle with arms?

>>9507784
But that's mean, anon. You're no better than a bully if you only protect certain people from bullying.

>>9507876
you look like a nerd lel

>>9507876
you look cool

>>9507876
you're a pretty cool guy.

>>9507876
Everything's good except the chin

>>9506889
>>9506897
no one bullied these girls.

>>9507892
Yeah, its actually assymetrical.
no fucking clue why.

>>9507892
>>9507888
>>9507887
>>9507886
/jp/ - Misogyny

scince when are so many normalfags on /jp/?

>>9507900
It's totally not people just doing the opposite of what he said for the hell of it or anything

>>9507872
Yes, we know she fished for the "naww im sure ur beautiful :3 post a pic" comments. It's called going to /soc/ if she wants to make herself feel better, or maybe she wont go there because she'd be laughed at because she's that ugly. So she decided to post a picture here thinking "well these guys hardly know girls so maybe I'll get loads of good praise!". Yes you can argue "b-b-but this thread!" but we both know this thread is disgusting and no one should have even posted their pictures in it and it should have been deleted by now or died.

>>9507876
Why are you being a faggot?

>>9507901
since summer.

>>9507896
They're not real

dont make fun of me, this is an old pic

>>9507895
If you've never played poker with a armed white rectangle, then you don't know shit about anything.

>>9507901
Well, I came here from /b/, because someone kept posting a lot of threads there telling people to go to /jp/ lol

This place is awesome, it's like a better /b/ and shit I love the humor and the Japanese pictures

>>9507912
Now it's your turn to have autism.

>>9507916
me too /b/ro xD
many lulz were had here :D So funnay xD

>>9507912
b-b-but the filename??

>>9507916
if youre trying to troll people by making them believe youre from another board, at least follow the pecking order.

>>9507912
You look like an anime character.

>>9507912
nice try

>>9507911
and the other one is?

>>9507929
dont sage its rude ):

>>9507932
Maybe? probably not.

>>9507912
Still there is no excuse for turquoise glasses on guy.

>>9507812
still no answer

>>9507938
I didn't sage, it's sageru xD It's a new epic meme :3

>>9507949
it was an empty threat and you're making that obvious

>>9507951
oh i luv memes :D

>>9507957
well that makes my life a lot easier.

Is autism pronounced the way I think it's pronounced?

>>9507922
Chart is inaccurate. Here's the progression of one /jp/er.

>>9507968
aww-'tis-um

>>9507922
Fixed that for you

>>9507975
>>9507980
the charts are supposed to be a general progression

doing a full thing on where exactly the masses move would be a massive undertaking

>>9507916

>>9507966
I wish I had it though I'd contact you so hard

I hope you guys don't mind it. It's the most recent one I have while modeling for an Armani suit.
Well I guess with that you can already get my name.

>>9507966
For future references, If you ever intend to post a picture again, >>9507805

>>9507876
How many people have you killed with that chin?

>>9507998
Nice pocket-towel dude

>>9507995
why?

>>9508008
thanks, will do.
I feel so dumb for not knowing about this kind of shit.

I did see that earlier, btw.

This is the pic on my business card

>>9508005
I think you're really cute and I'd like to get to know you, I'm not a bully though so you may not like me

Quality thread

>>9508024
then why did you sage

>>9508016
I hope you get that sex you're after!

>>9508016
I hate bullies.
Have a throwaway email, if you're serious.

ageru ^_^

>>9508037
not gonna happen.

>>9507998
But I don't understand, why are you saging, you are obviously contributing to this thread by posting a picture of yourself.
I thought /jp/ was supposed to be the board who knew best how to sage properly.

>>9508029
I'm a beta and am really boring, I have nothing to talk about and am overly nervous
I may emai lyou later o-or something if I build up the confidence

>>9507912
OMG is this you :{P <--neckbeard face

http://pjman.deviantart.com/art/basement-dweller-160716224

>>9508046
Because I think that my picture is off-topic and is not otaku-related.

>>9508037
I really just want a female companion more than anything, I'm an omega and don't need the sex

>>9508057
So you pretty much admitted it by saying that, you're just too pussy to ask her and you'll brown nose her in the hopes she'll ask.

>>9508048
Either way is fine.
I'm married so I don't care.
But I really do have no friends, being a NEET and all.

what do you guise think xD

rate meh

>>9508052
actually, concidering that the one on Deviantart is a resize, that most likely is him.

>>9508066
Maybe
I'd go for it if I felt I could but let's be honest this is the internet she's probably states away from me. even if I stood a chance I don't even have an opportunity

>>9508068
>I'm married

The sound of all these faggot's hearts breaking.

>>9508064

>>9508081
whatever. you fags said I was ugly. I'm not gonna believe that heartbreaker shit for a second.
fug off.

>>9508068
oh look a female bloodsucker

>>9508076

Based / 10

>>9508081
>not expecting every female you meet to already be taken

>>9508076
You could fuck my bitch

>>9507577
Please don't bully the king.

>>9508117
unless you're ugly! then you're just as fucked!

hi /jp/

>>9508001
Lets just say that the guy on the right didn't use to look like a white rectangle.

>>9508123
Except that's bullshit, then you just come on the internet.

>>9508124
face is a little long for Tenshi, but other than that, nothing bad going on here.

>>9508133
Except that doesn't always work, retard.
Did you even read the above shit?

>>9508131
I like you

>>9508124
pretty good, pretty good

>>9508117
Don't you think that's a bit stereotypical?I asked my boyfriend out and we split bills.I admit I have no "college plans" but neither does he and the rest is up to the individual.

>>9508145
Did you? I can't even believe you just said that after a few guys just sucked her asshole till she posted an email for them to contact her.

>>9508131
How the HELL do you make a guy turn into a white rectangle with your chin

>>9508117
The reasons I want to be a girl. They just have it easier.

>>9508164
Probably an ancient Chinese secret.
or he uses the mouse with his chin, I bet he does this don't you faggot I KNOW YOU DO IT

I bet my mom would have no problem with me being a NEET if I were a girl.

>>9508185
Of course, you're just waiting for a nice man!

>>9508117

does somebody have the long version of this? It has more qualifiers. In my case, I don't have friends, and therefore will never find a girl who'll love me

I need something to rage at when I wake up every morning and realize I'm a skinny-ass, socially retarded 24 year old engineer with his own car, apartment, bachelor degree, $22/hour salary, play Dungeons & Dragons with the nerdiest fucking people ever AND HAVEN'T BEEN LAID SINCE I SMOKED WEED BACK IN GRADE 11

Seriously, it's like, if you don't play in a fucking band or do drugs, girls won't even fucking talk to you. My best friend in high school plays in a metal band, smokes weed, sits on welfare, and fucks about 5 - 6 bitches a year.

MisogynoMAX

ragesage

Pure /soc/ in this thread. You people should be ashamed of yourself.

>>9508185
Is this what retards actually believe?

Your mother would most likely dislike you more than they do now because you are "a lazy bitch" and she thinks that you are fucking random guys down the street even when you tell her you are not!Then you will have screaming matches everyday and tell each other you hate each other (Sometimes it will break out into a fist fight) and go to your room to cry wishing you could leave!

>>9508231

no

>>9508217
Dude, shut up.

*presses "kill everyone in this thread`` button*

>>9507786
You would love le reddit.

>>9508235
u think ur though uh?

>>9508238
reddit a shit

>>9508217
at list you're not a NEET

>>9508222
These kind of threads have always popped up, this time the hostility didn't drive them away and it got big enough to snowball like a ball of faeces rolling down a hill of shit.

>24yo
>playing Dungeons & Dragons

waah I don't get laid ;_;

>>9508046
new to /jp/ right?

just get out

>>9508258

THat's exactly the fucking point.

I know personally know NEETs who are getting laid with no fucking effort, while I'm busting my ass designing hard-as-shit ASICs for eight hours a day and get fucking nothing.

Seriously considering permanently injuring myself so I can stay at home, collect disability and watch anime all day.

I have no fucking clue why I'm working. I thought it'd help me find a social life/girlfriend. It did neither. I had more fucking fun in my bedroom at my parents' house back in highschool, where I actually occasionally got laid and just sat around reading D&D books/playing video games on my bed all day

It pretty much got big because of the girl. I just hope this isn't going to be regular thing.

>>9507929
you came from 0chan? me too dude XDD

>>9508307
That's what happens if you try to play the normalfags game. You'll end up sad.

>>9508281
Every post in this thread was ironic and no /jp/er actually posted a picture of themselves.

This should be rather obvious.

>>9508316
>>9508281

>>9508316
uh, I don't think you'll have to worry about that.

>>9508281
Hide&report.
Don't sage, don't try to shit it up. dont fucking post at all. 99% of the posts in these kind of threads are shitposts, and any kind of stupid post you do they will reply to and further shitball this thread up.

>>9508305
Sarcasm, my dear friend.

This is me, on 2006 I believe. Yep, I'm still here fuckers.

>>9508528
How many dicks have you sucked since then?

>>9508629
35 +/- 5

>>9508629
None, w. I'm straight as fuk, dude.

>>9508724
Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were a woman.