/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If they win, it's because they used drugs.
If they lose, it's because they suck.

How embarrassing for Britain, I would probably kill myself if I lived there. They can't even beat a tiny irrelevant country full of korean dogs.

>>9505322
Fuck you, nerd.

Why aren't we "Team UK" anyway? Doesn't our team include Northern Ireland and some Crown dependencies?

English here, and I don't give two shits.

Funnily enough, the logic that amerifats will use to justify them being better (more medals overall), also qualifies GBR to be over Korea.

>>9505322
How is ROK an irrelevant country?

>>9505348
Because doormat of China.

>>9505331
Because it's less ``cool'' than g8 brittin and thus appeals less to normalsperg.

>>9505341
>>9505333
>>9505331
It sure is great living in the greatest country that has ever existed. I laughed during the opening ceremony because it was so terrible, China's was 100x better.

That's nice, just a few days ago they hadn't won any gold, and were ranked like 9th or 8th.

>>9505360
But we're the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. That's HELLa cooler.

I guess "Great Britain" is more accessible, though. Americans in particular seem to use terms like "Britain" and "British" rather than constituent countries and demonyms like "England" and "English".

>>9505355
It’s still a relevant country for a lot of modern industry. Who cares about Japanese nerds hating them.
Go back to http://dat.2chan.net/38/futaba.htm please.

>>9505361
God bless the USA.

>>9505361
I can't wait for the USA opening ceremony.
Oh wait

America only wins the most medals because it has a shitload of citizens. If you normalize by the population count you probably will find them ranking very low on the scale (most fat country on earth, really expect much good to come from that?)

>>9505361
The people behind the opening ceremony even said they couldn't beat China, so they made something more humble and British.

Typical Amerinerd, can't understand anything that doesn't have tits and big trucks and billions of dollars wasted on it.

>>9505387
What the HELL does this mean?
Are you implying that there's a shortage of athletes in the UK? That there probably weren't hundreds--if not thousands--of people who wanted to be in the Olympics but didn't qualify?

>>9505388
>humble and British.
>niggers

Britain needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.

>>9505388
It's alright, little yuropoor, maybe one day your shitty country will be relevant.

Nah probably not.

>>9505390
>>>/pol/

>>9505370
I say Kingdomers.
I also say United Stater.

>>9505387
If you normalize by the population count you probably will find them ranking very low on the scale

Yuropoors have been reduced to making things up in order to rationalize their utter inferiority. Pathetic.

>>9505387
>If you normalize by the population count you probably will find them ranking very low on the scale

Yuropoors have been reduced to making things up in order to rationalize their utter inferiority. Pathetic.

Welp, there go the days where I could say, "At least /jp/ doesn't fall for obvious America vs. Europe trolling like everyone else."

Don't worry--you can tell yourself it's ironic.

>>9505431
Go away, it's obvious that this would happen when we have the eagle shitposter. You'd know this if you weren't new.

>>9505422
>WTC inside the eye

Oh for fucks sake.

I looked this up because I don't have a television and didn't know what was going on.
Pretty grim when you consider the country prides itself on sporting prowess and virtually nothing else.

>>9505446
It's getting beaten by fucking NEW ZEALAND. Zyzz would be disappointed.

>>9505446
Even NZ are beating you, step it up.

>>9505438
But I'm (one of) the original eagle shitposter(s).

I copied it from the "I didn't fight in the Gulf for 10 fucking years" guy before copying him was cool.

>>9505464

You mean American eagle isn't a hardened war veteran who posts on /jp/ just to edify those Nip loving whipper-snappers?
My image of him is shattered now.

>>9505475
The original one is, and that's why I loved him.

Unfortunately, people like myself ruined it. I'm genuinely sorry.

>>9505384
You mean the Atlanta ceremony? It wasn't that great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po9AV3p7qkU
You know, I actually enjoyed some parts of London's ceremony, especially the Industrial Revolution, Mr.Bean, Bond, and the Nurses/Voldermort battle. 2chan enjoyed it as well.

>>9505502
>brits being so pathetic that harry potter is the pinnacle of their culture

>>9505515
hu u quotin?

>>9505515
Take your USA vs UK rivalry to /sp/. And don't talk shit about Harry Potter. It's the worldwide best selling children's book series, which is nothing to scoff at.

>>9505392
Let's say a country produces 1 exemplary athlete for every million people that are born there. Now you can try to wrap your head around why a fatass country like America wins so many medals and smaller countries win so little.

>>>/sp/

I like Harry Potter

>>9505539
Well for a popular book series they sure do suck.

No, Best Korea is literally the strongest. They got 3 golds and at least a medal in every lifting event they were in.

geez brits jumped up fast

>>9506313
>lifting

Solely through the power of the beloved leader, that's for sure.

>>9505539

It's hardly a rivalry considering the US is superior in quite literally every way.

>going by gold
It should be overall medals so korea is lower then.

>>9506397

I think it should be 3G+2S+1B, in which case SK is lower as you say.

>>9505387
>america shitton
China is winning because of that. Also even if you want to use that it is a failed argument because the UK had those most athletes participating out of any country. That is where advantage is and same goes for China.

>>9506406

China has a smaller team than Australia.

>>9506410

In case you call bullshit:

http://totallympics.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=2312

>>9506350
By cheating

>>9506410
What are you talking about nerd? Australia sucks at everything. Really US should be number one but China sends there athletes to 24 hour camps for there entire lives.

>>9506428

You said that China has the advantage of a large team.
They have the advantage of a large population with which to construct their team.
The team itself is not large, it is smaller than Australia's, which I used as an example of a smaller population producing a larger team of lesser quality.

>>9506419
You mean doing something in the rules, I didn't know that was cheating.

>>9505387
>most fat country on earth
That's actually completely wrong.

It wasnt in the rules it wasn't not in the rules it's still cheating and against the Olympic spirit of USA#1

bump

Cirno is the strongest. She needs her own nation... consisting entirely of herself.

>>9506517

epic +1 retweeted #cirno #touhou #jaypee #truNEET_pride_4_lyfe

>>9506482
The statistics show UK as fatter than the US for several years now which is funny.

>>9505387
Wow this post reeks of jealousy and inferiority. You might as well accept we are superior. Even if you were dumb enough to use that underweight sickly fags like brits wouldn't be any better in sports.

>>9506382
>>>/sp/

>>9506571
USA at #81 for peace.

lol

>>9506544
Really? Can you link me to this study out of genuine curiosity, or are you lying? Most statistics I found put the US on top
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity

>>9506571
>quality of life
It's not fair unless you remove all blacks/hispanics since the ones on top only have white people.

>>9506581
it's scary when you look at the places above and below it on the list. I'm finding it hard to believe the USA is like that.

>>9506581
The sad thing is, in 2011 Libya was ranked above them in peace. How times have changed...

>>9506587
Why would being fat make any difference? UK is still mainly white can you guess with race groups in the us are most obese? Niggers/spics.

>>9506571
If Finland is so well educated, why do some of the most notorious shitposters hail from it?

>>9506571
>all small countries get tops
Protip:When you are a bigger country it's harder to maintain top places.

I remember one "raicst" survery removed blacks/hispanics and only two countries passed USA on test scores.

>>9506571
This is clearly communist propaganda as America invented democracy so we should be number 1 by default.

>>9506604
5/5 bretty good :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>le mfw amerifats clap after sing God Bless America while eating fast food to stop gayness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfFVRpIHsB4

>>9506587
Compared with whites, Blacks had 51% higher and Hispanics had 21% higher obesity rates. So uk white people are fatter than US white people.

>>9506571
>Democracy
>Finland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark
What? I thought they were all socialist.

>>9506624
>taking the bible belt as the entire country of america
Why don't I point out britfags clapping after they throw themselves off a hill video or the chavs being representative of their entire country?

>>9506604

Because school isn't mandatory in Finland and the dumber kids get kicked out.

>>9506628
Sorry, but it's kind of nitpicking if you leave about 40% of Americans out of the survey for no good reason.

>>9506651
No I'm breaking it down by race which isn't nitpicking at all. UK white people vs USA white people. Plus those quality of life charts you cling too are comparing european countries with a million people vs usa 300 million+ which isn't fair.

>>9506653
Why a lot of Americans assume that anyone criticizing the US is 'britfag'?

US white people are superior as stormfront has proven several times.

>>9506665
See
>>9505341
>>9505333
>>9505331
Because they have been notoriously shitpositing in this thread and you don't pay attention to the fact ukfag started debating his country being less fat.

>>9506665

It's the only other country they know apart from the Nam/Commieland/Atomic bomb test site A.

>>9506674
>Atomic bomb test site A.

lel

>>9506665

I will explain this for you sir. This is an English speaking message board. In the majority of situations native English speakers go to English language message board. Nearly every other English speaking country in the world is still owned by the British.

>>9506694
How does it feel living in the past? Group up faggot.

>>9506674
Stay jelly mexican

>>9506672
But from an impartial view, wasn't it
>>9505322
who started the US vs UK in this thread? Considering he said he'd kill himself if his country was losing against South Korea, he's either Chinese or American.

How are things in Great Britain? I admired the country as a child and am considering living there for a while.

>>9506665
Because Americans make up 80 percent of 4chan and next up is ukfags who make up around 10-11 percent. I guess they don't teach statistics in your 3rd world country.

>>9506700

Oh, and it appears we can add Beanerland to that list.

>>9506659
Looks like I won again. So I'm out.

>>9506708
You are taxed for anything you do, including a tax for not doing anything worth being taxed over. The sky is constantly gray, the roads are tiny, everyone has an annoying accent, you can't leave your cottage without being beaten half to death by a gang of chavs, the women are all horrible looking and fat, and there is not a single dentist in the country.

>>9506699

Which large English speaking countries don't have this bitch as their Queen?

>>9506708
You know that English is the most widely spoken language in the world as a second language, right?

I like how CBC sorts by total medals, just so they can rank Canada as high as possible. As if I'm not ashamed enough at my country's Olympic performance.

>>9506732

Protip: The UK keeps the royal family because they bring in more in tourism revenue than they cost.

>>9506718
Show me one statistic that shows the UK having worse teeth.

>>9506718
Probably thanks to its depictions in fiction, I'd always thought GB was this classy, high-end country populated by the intellectual elite. I'm assuming you're exaggerating at least somewhat, but I've heard those same complaints before so there must be some truth to them.

>>9506729
Uh... Is it? What do you mean to say?

>>9506708
Pretty bad, we're in another Recession which means all the idiots are using it as an excuse to be on the dole.

Also lolicon is illegal here, has been for a long time. We also have the fucking Olympics, turn on the TV and all you see is Olympic coverage.

>>9506739

Those statistics come from dentists. Brits don't ever go to dentists.

>>9506737
This, A figurehead does wonders for tourism, no matter what the country.

>>9506737
I'm assuming you watched this video:
http://youtu.be/bhyYgnhhKFw
I recommend you now watch this video:
http://youtu.be/_2IO5ifWKdw

>>9506746
[citation needed]

>>9506742
Loli is legal in Scotland and torrent sites aren't blocked. Also our NHS is still intact.

The border is still open and will remain so until 2014 at least.

Move north and escape Ingsoc while you still can, friend.

>>9506736
If you don't rank by total medals than what is the point of having silver/bronze?

>>9506587
>nationmaster
LEL typical idiotic fat yuropoor

>>9506756

One of the criteria is filled teeth. How the hell is a Brit gonna get a filling?

>>9506746

Checkmate, queen worshippers

Land of the free: 2 (cause of the war of independense, remember that?)
Rainy iland: 0

>>9506739
Once again bigger populations and more Americans go to the dentist than the British. LEL

>>9506742
>be on the dole
(Aren't many /jp/ers in that position?)
Anyway, the Olympics will die out soon enough and I think I can live without lolicon. But to what extent is the ban? Will black suits storm your house the moment you begin to browse some loli on exhentai?

>>9506757
How's Scotland? Man, I might as well ask everyone how THEIR country is.

>>9506746
>>9506769
Christ, you guys can spin anything in your favour. If we came top of the 'most decayed teeth' list, you would say that we have bad teeth. If we come bottom of the most decayed teeth list, like we did, you will say that we have bad teeth.

The whole bad teeth stereotype comes from centuries ago, when many Britons would end up with scurvy due to the lack of access to vitamin C. This is also where "limey" comes from, because British sailors would eat limes or drink lime juice (we owned a bunch of lime plantations) to prevent scurvy. People have just retroactively applied an old stereotype to the current population.

What's funny is that very few English people I've spoken to are aware of the bad teeth stereotype (it's primarily an American thing), and nobody I've asked even knew about "limies".