/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Science? Really?

First you need to demonstrate that such a force called luck even exists. Second, you need to demonstrate that there are energies that are influences health and luck. Third, you have to present it in a way where I wont laugh and put you on par with religious retards.

Basically, Futo can arrange a space to provide the best fortune and feeling for those in the room. Feng shui is kinda strange.
Chinese people love her.

You never heard of Fung Suey? It's that thing where you arrange your furniture in a certain way so that you get good vibes all through your house.

> Feng Shui is an ancient (...) science

...Sorry?

Also, something about boats.

>>9496051
>>9496061

>>9496070
and RADICAL

Futo's basically the ultimate interior decorator.

>>9496112
HELL yeah!

>>9496120
you nigger I was going to post thaaaat
Futo's power is interior decoration. Genderswapped Futo is the most homosexual thing to ever touch Gensokyo.

I've seen Futo frequently on Futaba. Why do they like her so much?

I don't understand how feng shui is suppose to work. Does the actual physical state of the objects affect the energy, or is it the qualia of the the objects?

>>9496168
Best ten desires
even than Seiga

>Futo thread
>No dump

Why...

>>9496178
eww why do you want pictures of futo taking a dump

Thighs.

>>9496178

>>9496198

>>9496178
/jp doesn't like good characters I guess.

What a wonderful Touhou. So pure, so nice, so intriguing.

>>9496210
A character not getting an image dump doesn't mean people don't like them.

>>9496210
Pretty much.

I wasn't a fan of anyone from TD. Except Futo.

>>9496210
Man, if Futo becomes a playable character next game, I'll be so happy... And I'd say everything points out for it.

>>9496250
I want to see her riding skills pushed to the limit.

>>9496250
and then we'll have figures and all that shit.

Oh boy.

First reaction to Futo:
>Who the fuck is this bitch? Her clothes are retarded, wud not fuk. What a gay pose. What a stupid hat. Not silly and good, just stupid. Nobody's going to like this bitch. I certainly don't.
Man, I'm dumb.

>>9496273
Did you still think that after she proceeded to surf on a boat and smash sake cups?

THOU WHO HAST PRAISED MY RESURRECTION
SPEAK NOW, AND NAME THYSELF

her strength is derived from aesthetically pleasing and minimalistic furniture placement.

>>9496285

My name is Horsedick.

>>9496285
someone post that one with the cake

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>>9496396

>>9496206
so lewd

She's got sweet kicks.

>>9496250
>And I'd say everything points out for it.
How so?

Does Futo go "Whatah!" and stuff when she poses?

>>9497567
I imagine her having a stock sentai noise play when she poses.

>>9497574
Na, wouldn't suit her. She's to old-fashioned for out fancy modern TV shows.

>>9497582
She's already pretty anachronistic, considering how radical she is.

>>9497582
>>9497606
>>9497574
>>9497567
Shes got all that, but does she have enough to be an MC?

>>9497606
Nonsense. They're some sort of Feng Shui pose, surely. Or maybe she just thinks they look cool.

I wonder if the village kids like her poses? She must get confused with all the hip young kids following her around.

>>9497613
She needs to see a doctor, her chest is inflating.

>>9497609
Sure. Other player threes didn't have terribly much character before becoming playable. Look at Sanae.

>>9497609
Normal shot arrows with slight homing like ReimuB in SA. Bomb is her surfing her boat to the top of the screen.

>>9497619
It's the power of Feng Shui!

>>9497631
Futo is a silly girl.

>>9497638
>What is this mysterious thing!?
>It must be a magical fetish! Teach me how to use it!!

>>9497638
>*gasp*...!!
>So this strange clothing is for blessing me...

>>9497648
I want to show her a computer and blow her mind.

>>9497638
>I have gotten a fine idea!
>It will not be cold if the two of us are to sleep together, am I not correct?
>Well then, let us sleep together!

>>9497657
>>9497648
>>9497645
>who are
>...you quoting?!?

>>9497664
The picture they're posting.

>>9497664
The picture, obviously.

>>9497623
>Look at Sanae.
Sanae had the whole "girl from the real world" thing going for her and she was a Miko so she was the safest choice. Plus there was the whole Suwako-Nanako dynamic in addition to their "rival shrine" to make things more interesting.

Futo is a hermit and public domain historical character. And may not be seen again for all we know, same for Byakuren´s gang. I dont think we will see say Murasa throwing anchors again anytime soon.

>>9497671
And forgot my pic.

>>9497671
Exactly. Sanae was bursting with unrealized potential. If you ask me, Futo does too.

>>9497676
Futo has moe on her side.

>>9497679
Does she? Shes kinda limited to historical domain, and ZUN has already pulled a Nasu by genderflipping her and Miko.

If it had been a background-less hystorical character like Sanae at her time there wpuld be room to develop her. But who knows.

Now I'm the one forgetting pictures.

>>9497692
Modern Gensokyo is a whole new world for her. She can develop as she explores it. But then, SoPM doesn't support that...
But it DOES say she's still scared shitless of Youkai, being from the time where they were still bloodthirsty monsters, and that she gets into fights a lot. The former is another room for development, and the latter is a perfect trait for being playable.

>>9497676
those 2hus look evil.

pls dont bully other 2hus with your bullets

>>9497704
>SoPM
>Unlike Toyosatomimi no Miko who also came to live in current times using the same method, she has been unable to adapt to Gensokyo, so it is believed that she is inflexible. The same could be observed in her past. Between the two religions that came from the continent back when she was alive(?), she couldn't adapt to Buddhism. Instead, she clung to Taoism, being similar to Shinto which had believers since ancient times. She continues to practice Taoism to this day, along with serving Toyosatomimi no Miko, supposedly. But from the way she looks and acts, it seems like she is still halfheartedly dragging along the ancient remains of her past, unable to let go. Yet, it could be said that is one of her characteristics.
>Her personality is gentle, but perhaps because her way of thinking has not changed from ancient times, she's completely out of sync with normal people. At least on that point, it can be said that she has the air of a hermit.
>On the other hand, she seems to be hostile against youkai for no real reason. Perhaps due to being unable to adapt to the ways of Gensokyo, she is acting on the memory of when humans were afraid of youkai. Because of this, there is always fighting in her vicinity.
>Although she may save humans from youkai, most of her conflicts are needless, so she is more of a nuisance. It is best to stay away from her.
And people say Sanae is trigger happy.

>>9496384
Heeeeeellp!!

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>>9497752
Pull her out!

Her riding skill is so high, she can ride gods.

>>9497765
Or maybe she is a God.

>>9496040
I really don't know who futo is.
What game was she in? I need to go play it.

>>9498222
TD.

>>9498222

Do you even Touhou?

Only humans can be MC

is futo a human?

>>9499632
Yes

>>9499643
humans can't resurrect, you know

>>9499668
Except they can. Yuyuko almost ressurected, and she was a woman before dying.

>>9499632
She's a lich.

G'morning.

>>9499942
Good morrow!

What kind of old-timey words would Futo use? I don't think she'd be all "For sooth, yonder youkai, remove thine from mine presence post haste!" but she's got to have some sort of speech tick.

>>9500052
I love that whole story about Futo being mad at Toijiko and therefore manipulating her reincarnation and I love how Tojiko doesn't even mind

>>9500052
I don't see why not. Poets used that kind of language until fairly recently, so I don't think it's too big a stretch to translate Futo's dialogue with some Elizabethan English. At the very least I think she'd avoid "do you" sentence structure.

>>9500085
I see why not; it would get really old really fast, if it's used to that extent.

>>9500061
I've been thinking about that a bit.

Even without assuming that the reasons behind her actions stated in SoPM are just speculation by Akyuu, it seems weird. If Futo wanted to serve Miko alone she could have just simply not told Tojiko anything and let her die as a regular mortal. But she choose to tell her so she could trick her, which doesn't make any sense.

The only reason I could think of is, that perhaps Futo was scared Tojiko would find the plan out somehow and sabotage it. And thus she needed to be tricked into believing she was part of the plan. But that doesn't seem to have worked anyway seeing as they got stuck in there for 1400 years, due to spell put on there by Buddhists (incidentally Tojiko's kin).

The only reason that makes real sense, is if Futo knew that Tojiko would become an evil spirit, and that she needed to be deceived to become one. That way there'd be someone at all times guarding the graves of her and Miko, and that would be why she did it. But that might be farfetched.

>>9500162
Were Futo and Tojiko friends before all that immortality stuff went down?

>>9500162
Wasn't her grude against Tojiko nothing but a family rivaly?

Fun fact: ancient chinese had no such things like pantie or bloomers.

Taoists are going commando.

>>9500204
I'd say it's hard to define their relationship with them either being friends or enemies. They were technically both.

As I've understood it, Japanese royal clan relations were complicated. The families served the Royal family all together and they all inter-married a lot, meaning all were related one way or another. But at the same time, there were family disputes, rivalries over different things, and the whole religious war.

Assuming they were both of high status among their clans in life, they probably grew up together and served the royal family side by side their entire life. But they would still be expected the see the other as an enemy depending on the circumstances.

That's how I've understood it. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

As for how Futo tricked Tojiko into actually killing herself, she doesn't seem to have minded.

>>9500303
Well...maybe Futo just wanted someone she knew besides the prince in the thousand-year future?

Can someone explain to me the relativity of the title "Ten Desires" to the plot?

>>9500485
Miko can listen to 10 conversation at once!

>>9500521
No, it's that she can read the 10 desires of a person.

>>9500524
OHHH.
Thanks anon.

You know how paladins in Warcraft have those auras?
Well Futo's got one too. And anyone in range gets good fortune and health.

>>9500524
She can also listen to 10 conversations at once!

>>9500549

Well fucking cheers.

>>9500541
I guess that's the simplest way to describe it.

>>9500485
Ten Desires
Ten

Reimu
Marisa
Sanae
Youmu
Yuyuko
Kyouko
Seiga
Yoshika
Tojiko
Futo

>>9501923
What about Mamozi...Momouzi...the tanuki?

>>9501923
You forgot nameless spirit and Kogasa.

>>9501929
Mamizou? Nue too.

>>9501929
The cames after the whole thing

>>9501939
Then what about Kogasa?

>>9501929
she cames after the whole thing

>>9501930
>>9501945

damn it
I forget about her

nice, my theory is all fucked now

>>9501956
>SoPM
>Kogasa Tatara: She'll become depressed when you ignore her

man...

What if Futo got hurt in the woods or something, and woke up in Alice's house?

>>9502008
Would she immediately know she's a youkai and not just a human practicer of magic?

>>9502036
Futo's magical. She'd know, and she'd be freaked out.

>Leg hurts can't move in a youkais house shes right there going to eat me crown prince help me help me shes going to eat me SHES GOING TO EAT ME

I can't believe you can make someone who speaks classical Japanese (Or old English in translation) and still manage to be cute. Futo is my instant favorite.

>>9502036
ARISU isn't a human? I'm devastated.

>>9502861
Too lewd.

What do you think?

>>9502863
>>9502863
Oh...

>>9502861
Megane Futo

>You're a riot...
>Agh, my head is ringing!!

What fancy modern things would you introduce Futo to, /jp/?

4chan thinks there's something malicious about this image. What a travesty! It's so cute!

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1014846

Does she really uses a bow to fight?

>>9503162
Well she uses arrows so it's only logical to assume they're coming from a bow.

No! Oh god, NO!
/jp/, do something!

>>9503214
TOO LATE, REALITY MALFUNCTION IN PROGRESS!

>>9503222
What? That's not even a thing!

>>9503162
In one of Miko's spellcards
she calls Futo and Soga, both shoot arrows
probably both are using bows that time

>>9503239
>Soga
But she summons Tojiko and Futo
Seiga is her master

>>9503250
for real?

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Soga_no_Tojiko

Damn, I wish I had those cake pictures..

They're so fucking cute it hurts

>This "curry rice" thing is quite good!
>I like it!
>Wilst thou to be my follower?
>I would eat thy cooking on every day!

>Dessert? "Cake"?
>Is this thing even better than "curry rice"?
>Yes! I shall partake!
>Thou art indeed a good person!
>I shall be a stout ally to thee!

>Wow...this...
>Cake, big cake! Is it really okay for me to eat all of it!?
>I never knew a cake could be this big...! Really!? Is it really okay!?
>So, it's really okay!
>Wow...All of this...wooow...
>It's big...so big...

>>9503261
Ah damn.
I'm sorry.
I'm not familar with the titles and names of the new characters yet.
I assumed that you made a typo and meant Seiga

>Um! Now, eat this cake with me!
>It's fine, it's fine. It's what I want.
>Besides, I figured it out! When you are by my side, yummy things taste much, muuuuuch better!
>This is an amazing discovery! It must be the same for you, right?
>So, it'd be nice if we can be together always... Um!
>Now, eat cake with me!

>>9503265
Happy now?

>>9503275
>>9503282
>>9503284

gentleman, scholar, etc.

>>9503286
>>9503286
You...

>>9503289

Yes. Very happy.

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>>9503275

Hey, it's that artists that makes those impregnation doujins.

>>9503324
Hm?

I wonder what is happening here

>>9503343
Surprise!

>>9503299
What's the matter?
I apologized....

>>9503324
Tell me more.

>>9503375
Probably upset that you broke the cake story.

I ask myself what futo was trying to do there

>>9503411
She got wet.

>>9503411
She dropped her hat and was reaching down to get it.

>>9503411
she was trying to exercise

>>9503411
It's good hygeine to regularly air out your futon

>>9504151
I don't think I can buy elegant Futo.

Reminds me of the Malkavians

>I am to wear this? But, is it not full of semen...?
>V-very well...I shall wear it, so please wait a moment...

PLEASE don't make Futo do this, anonymous...

>>9504181
it's a prank, it's actually full of glue.

>Ooh! I can really see well afar!
>It's amazing that you even have such a thing...!
>That must mean you are a noted immortal!
>No need to hide it, I can tell!

>>9504188
But it smells...

>>9504208
Your file names disgust me, probably the same person who tries to insinuate garbage in Sanae threads.

>>9504214
You could not be more wrong; I'm the exact opposite.

What the hell is wrong with my filenames?

>>9504237
It's a pet peeve of mine. I'll stop talking about that.

>>9504254
No, really, tell me!

Elaborate, I mean.

>>9504261
It's you, I keep track of you, know what threads you're by how you name your image files.
I don't like you based on the sole reason of how you name your files.
It's petty but it's true.
Posting without an image this time because I don't want to deter this from Futo discussion

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>>9503275
There's a shop of these with a dick "icing" the cake.

>>9504276
Huh. Weird.
That's a little creepy, honestly.

>>9504284
I really didn't need to know that.

>>9504292
Now you do.

>>9504326
Well, don't tell me about any more awful shit like that!

mah pics

Too much out of character idiot moe in this thread. Nothingw wrong with a few cute pics, but Futo fans don't seem to elaborate the parts of her personalty that are actually interesting, it's sad. And it's really no different from tsundere Alice or any other extreme character morphs, yet it's somehow accepted and even enjoyed, perhaps because it hasn't affected the fandom as a whole yet.

Tojiko is not enjoying this. AT ALL.

>>9504849
I don't know much about her true personality yet.
Mind giving me an explanation?
I've read the SoPM article but I wasn't able to get much out of it and I haven't faced her in TD with an english patch yet

>>9504214
He have fine filename
I actually liked this one:

>>9500446

>>9505001
everyone wants to be futo

>>9504944
translate it weeaboos

>>9499687
and now she's a goddamn ghost shell.

>>9505159
Basicly, Futo is praising the "TAO" system (totally not AGE) for coming up with the splendid design.

Tojiko swears to god she will kill all those people.

>>9504276
Typical tripfag mentality.

>>9504990
I'll second that. From what I know about her canon personality, that misnamed "idiot moe" is actually kind of right.

Good morrow, by the way.

>>9504990
>>9504849
>>9506530
From what I gathered shes not "idiot moe" but more "duty/lawful-minded" and clueless about anything outside the inmediate goals/tasks she is focused on and bonus points if she gets to fight something.
You could take this to mean shes "lawful-stupid" depending on your interpretation. Shed make a great and annoying paladin. Kinda like that dragon dude in Sengoku Youko ("I am a straight arrow!" and all that).

Thats the impresion the information about her in both TD and SoPM left me with.

>>9509581
Sounds close enough to "stupid" moe to me.

Futosux

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>>9506749
>moon

>>9506749
Cute. What's it from?

can anyone of you nderds translate this?

>>9517545
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1202871

>>9517565
That's not trans;ated you weeaboo fuck

>>9517574

>>9517574
>>>/lang/

>>9517574
Hah, can't read moonrunes? Faggot.

>>9517525
Look on sadpanda.

>>9517593
>>9517591
>>9517589
stop bullying

>>9517638
Learn moonrunes, and I'll praise you.

Looking at the OP post number and the post numbers from today, did we really just go through 21000 posts in four days? Did we get raided again?

>>9517699
Now that's average now, get used to 4 posts per minute.

>>9517745
I can't keep up with that!

>>9517756
I never said I was fine with it, I have to bump threads before I go to sleep just to they can stay alive for 8 hours.

>>9517756
Most of those posts you won't need to.

>>9517545
The corruption is spreading.