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Howdy /jp/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

>> No.9503583

You sound pretty cool!

>> No.9503610

At least he knows how to start a conversation in English

>> No.9503631

It's just not the same...

>> No.9503634

I love you, Kenichi.

>> No.9503654

Jambo /jp/, my name is Chad Jomo-Gbomo.

I'm a 27 year old American Bruddah (African enthusiast). I draw poverty and disease on the dirt, and spend my days not eating and experiencing health defects (diarrhea, starvation, AIDS).

I train with my sharpened twig every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through a wet tissue because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my twig license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Swahili fluently, both the Hibbity and the Bibbity accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their complete disregard for civilized life, which I follow 100%

When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Republic of the Congo to not attend a prestigious High School and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a dirty water collector, or a diseased ridden youth!

I own several loin cloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I have unprotected intercourse with my elders and seniors and speak Swahili as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Africa!

>> No.9503740

>>9503654
>midwestern and east coast

Shit, go with northwestern if you want the best american english dialect, bar none.

>> No.9503764
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>>9503740
>northwest
me and u?

>> No.9503767

>>9503764
Bend, OR?

>> No.9503770

Seattle

>> No.9503797

>>9503740
No. Keep them the fuck away from where I live.

>> No.9503913

>>9503797
Midwest is best west.

>> No.9504075

>>9503913
>south
>not best

I'm fixin' to break your jaw, boy.

>> No.9504156

Another original and great thread. Bless you janny.

>> No.9504165

Gears of war? Why don't you try space marine?

>> No.9504178

>and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

Lost it.

>> No.9504187

>>9503654
stop, stop my fucking bladder

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>>9503654
>Hibbity and the Bibbity accents

>> No.9504385

I like how the run-of-the-mill JRPGs in Ken-sama's post got translated into generic Western shootan games.

If Kencichi had listed games like Planescape Torment, he'd be super-likeable and /jp/ undeserving of his presence.

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>>9503566
>I'm a 27 year old
> attend a prestigious High School
Gave it away still thread epic though OP

>> No.9504444

Shouldn't it be something like "I'm sorry /jp/" or "My apologies /jp/" since Ken-sama said Gomenasai in his?

>> No.9504462

>>9504385

PS:T fucking sucks

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>> No.9504473

>>9504462
America-reading-is-for-faggots.jpg

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>>9503654
Thanks.

>> No.9504481

>>9504385
>Planescape Torment
So hipster.

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9504507

I keep seeing OP's picture and expecting a Castlevania thread. Goddamn it.

>> No.9504532

>>9504507
I am all for that as well.

>> No.9504572

The guy is actually Canadian.
A higher-up in a petroleum company, I think.

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