/jp/ - Otaku Culture

dont argue with women
get a boxcutter and cut her fabric
put her in place

Are you self-sufficient financially?

Y-You f-f-forgot to s-s-s-stutter.

where does one buy these anyways

THROW HER

THROW HER

DO IT NOW

>>9500315

listen to her, tell her how you feel about it

try and come to a compromise or something, no reason to get angry and argue

i'm sure she just wants you to be happy and is looking out for you

>What can I say to make Reimu stop bullying me?

Get a Cirno, or one of the other weaker Touhous, fumo and make them play danmaku, with Reimu losing. That'll show her.

>>9500352
please don't suggest such mean things

I hate when objects telepathically bully me.

Eating when your third eye is open is horrible. The food yells at you and begs you to stop. Even the fruit and the vegetables.

>>9500315
What kind of mushrooms?

>>9500397
Portabella.

Call her a skank and lock her in your underwear drawer.

>>9500397

I'm not sure, they have a big long name and I would have to google it and that would take awhile. It's like psycobblicobo cubeys or something. They look like thin white penises with brown heads.

>>9500429
Psilocybin Cubensis?

reimu wasn't talking to you, it was your own head. it's trying to tell you that subconsciously you aren't really happy with your life.

psychedelics aren't all fun and games like most other drugs, especially if you're not happy

>>9500429
>They look like penises

>>9500469
Please leave.

She just wants to go on a walk, why don't you just take your fumo on a walk and then she'll be happy.

>>9500489
this.
reimu simply wants you to take her outside and a fumo photoshoot

Just get her a small box, write "donations" on it, and put a few bucks inside. Steal the money back after she stops bullying you.

Call her junk. Dolls seem to hate that.

>>9500494
But what's the point now that fumo threads are forbidden?

>>9500552
No they aren't. It's just a /v/tard trying to act like board police.

>>9500461
>psychedelics aren't all fun and games like most other drugs, especially if you're not happy

Can you elaborate on this please, as I'd like to take shrooms. My mood can change easily and often and a lot of the time I am depressed and I worry a lot, would taking shrooms be a bad choice for me?

>>9500594
Try ecstasy + shrooms.

Please don't really do this. I would feel bad. Psychadelics replace serotonin with psilocybin, and ecstasy floods your brain with serotonin. I don't know what would actually happen.

>>9500594
>My mood can change easily and often

You aren't the type for psychedelic drugs. Try speed.

>>9500572
Fumo threads are fine if you don't act like a roleplaying retard

>>9500315
she wants to go out for a fumo photoshoot OP

>>9500552
No one else seems to gives a shit about what's forbidden or not.

>>9500618
enlightement would happen.

>>9500642
Darn, I was really looking forward to trying psychedelics. The effects of speed didn't really sound appealing to me though.

Bullshit

1. Mushrooms don't make things talk to you unless you're already super crazy, they just make your brain create patterns and warp things that already exist, not create things out of nothing like a voice from a doll

2. Mushrooms make you more likely to go outside and be one with nature, not people

Stop spreading misinformation about magic mushrooms

Acid + Meth + Shrooms

What happens?

>>9500642
there is no specific type for psychedelic drugs, if you're looking for something to help you forget your worries then they're not the right drug. they can be very good at helping you overcome problems like depression and other psychological stuff, but at the same time they're not exactly gentle in the way they do it, i spent the past year or so experimenting with a variety and i personally think they've helped me more than any other drugs or councelling i've got from going to the doctors despite how unpleasant some of my experiances have been

>>9500676
>not people
fumos are not people

>>9500676
Actually mushrooms might make you think things are talking to you.
I've had taps talk to me while on mushrooms. Goddamn.

>>9500690
stop imposing your faggot beliefs on those who know the truth

>>9500683

Your brain explodes

>>9500683
your fumos come to life and take you away to gensokyo

>>9500687
>but at the same time they're not exactly gentle in the way they do it

Could you elaborate? Are we talking about a "you'll either kill yourself due to what happens or become a better person" or something?

>>9500315
should it not be marisa who would give you mushrooms?

We need someone to rid the world of all fumos. Clearly these horrible creatures disguise themselves as cute dolls and corrupt minds of innocent NEETs.

>>9500759
allow me to translate:
>i want fumos but they are expensive and i can't afford them, so i'll just hate on fumos and nendos

>>9500771
You can get a nendroid doll on Amazon for 15$. Who can't afford that?

>>9500771
Allow me to translate that:
>I'M A HUGE NORMAL LOOK AT ALL MY MONEY FUCK NEETS

Put her in the washing machine, that'll teach her

>>9500792
Put her in the washing machine, that'll clean her

>>9500725
that depends greatly on you, i really don't know the best way to say what i want without writing a massive wall of text, the best advice i can give is just research whatever you want to take on places like erowid or one of the various drugs related forums, NOT anything related to anti-drugs organizations, while some of the stuff they say is at least based in truth most is horribly over exaggerated.

>>9500386
food makes my tummy upset and I can't take antacids or anything because of this medicine I'm taking...T^T

>>9500676

>they just make your brain create patterns and warp things that already exist, not create things out of nothing like a voice from a doll

Only on low doses. Taking enough shrooms can make you have far more vivid hallucinations and make you hear voices, but it feels more like telepathy.

>>9500386

>>9500315
Anyone here fill the role of fumo abuse? I know /toy/ is only really strong in the shinki abuse department.

>>9502513
i didnt even know /toy/ existed

>>9500429
>>9500456

Yeah sounds like Cubensis.

I haven't done shrooms in ages, I'm gonna get some.

>>9500618

No no no no no seriously don't do this.

LSD and Ecstasy is fine, but Psilocybin (Shrooms) + Ecstasy is a really fucked up combo.

The come up is like 30 minutes long of just sitting there chilling out because it's so harsh and you can't tell if you're sitting, standing, floating etc. to the point where you get quite motion sick.

And then when it really kicks in, it's almost like the two fight for control. I kept hearing a booming voice commanding me to dance harder and harder while the serotonin rushed through me and the Shrooms blew my mind to bits.

I've done salvia, DMT etc. and I can tell you Shrooms and Ecstasy is no joke. Do LSD and Ecstasy and you're practically guaranteed a good trip but with shrooms it's fucked up. Not 'bad trip' fucked up, just like a really weird too-intense body high while your mind is all over the place.

>>9500663

You'll be fine, if you start the trip in a good state of mind, you'll probably be too distracted for it to go down dark alleyways and stuff.

I have schizophrenia and I've abused psychedelics and I've been fine. It's all in your mind at the end of the day, bad trips are bad but they're not as common as people make out. Just dose small or something and see how that goes for you.

You can buy psilocybin truffles legally online if you live outside of the US. They're practically identical to shrooms except they've been grown underground. Because of this they pass through a loophole (They aren't shrooms). No bitcoins, TOR or SR needed. I took half a dose of the worst ones I could find and got a weird easy trip.