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9482866 No.9482866[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Do gays lay eggs? i dont understand how they reproduce.?

>> No.9482875

They convert heterosexual children into homosexuals via grooming.

>> No.9482881

>>9482866
They organise in packs where they all are supposed to offer sexual services to the alpha male- the Homo Gaylord, each full moon, though, they have an orgy/prayer to satan where he releases one of his angels, he possesess people's souls and guides them along the path of pedophilia and homosexuality, eventually forcing them to join local LGBT groups, where they keep repeating the process until the white race dies off without any women/men wanting to create offspring.

>> No.9482894

The only thing that comes from gay men having sex is anal cancer and AIDS. Obviously, God did not intend gays to choose to practice the sin of homosexuality.

>> No.9482919

gay babbies come out from the homosexual male's womb-rectum

>> No.9482938

The same way trisomy 21 gets passed on. You don't need two retards to produce more retards.

Do NEETs lay eggs?

>> No.9483053

>>9482938
>Do NEETs lay eggs?
NEETs are not subhumans. They reproduce like normal people. Enough of this "NEET = homosexual hikikomori aspie" shit.

2D loving people are created by God, like angels.

Gays are subhuman, so they reproduce like subhumans. Impregnated gay man grows a pack of eggs in this stomach-pocket and then, after a two months gives birth to the gay larva through his rectum. A gay larva grows simular to human children, but tends to embrace lewdness and indecency far earlier. It turns into cocoon at 3 years old and comes out at 4 years old, already reaching reproductive age and becoming a full-fledged homosexual individual.
Human males who embrace homosexuality rarely revert back to human form and forever remain subhuman.

Homosexuals tend to create hives, so they can easily protect themselves. Those hives are called "gay" or "LGBT" clubs, where homosexuals can rest without worrying about human attacking their lair, since those hives are protected by the human laws. They also sometimes join in packs which are called "LGBT" or "Gay pride" parades. They later proceed to spread the so called "gay-cancer", infecting human infants and children. Adults also aren't immune to "gay-cancer" disease.

In conclusion to this small info I can say that homosexuals are mostly spread in United Kingdom(Great Britain), Netherlands(Holland), Scandinavian peninsula and north of the United States of America.

>> No.9483082

>>9482894
Who gives a shit about what God wants? That guy's an asshole.

>> No.9483182

>>9483082
You'll regret those words when you're burning in hell.

>> No.9483198

>>9483182
I'll just tell Satan to suck my cock, dude. Then he'll cower in fear from my sheer coolness and he'll send me to heaven. No worries.

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>>9482881
>>9483053
You just made my night

>> No.9483214

>>9482881
Tomorrow's a full moon. Does that mean /jp/ will be less gay?

>> No.9483232

>>9483214
That means that there will be no gay at all. 100% full-gay homosexuals, just like salmon which always follows its reproduction instincts, must engage in orgies every full moon.

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