/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9480266
haven't found one that wants to be a girl

I'm working on it.

>>9480274
I'm sorry to hear that.

>>9480299
that's a girl as far as I'm concerned

>>9480274
Keep looking, they're out there.

Any boyfriend free poz boys in the Detroit area? Please respond

I wish i had a boyfriend, id be his girl

>>9480345
I can be your girl~

>>9480355
To add to this, once you do find one, they'll never love you.

This is not /jp/ related and it's not condoned either.

Trannies are mentally ill and should all be killed.

>>9480361
I'm in A2, is that close enough?

>>9480372
This man speaks the truth

Fuck off faggot.

>>9480376
DIE CIS SCUM

I have, actually. Things are going fairly well, except that we haven't been able to see one another and won't be able to for a little while due to a shift change he had...

>>9480398
whered you meet?

Yes, but he lives in another country. I am his girlfriend, and he wants to buy me cute clothes.

>>9480386
... all this does is reinforce my belief that homosexuality is a blight upon humanity. Why are they so deviant?

>>9480600
Homosexuals are just as bad as straight people.
Infact all people are deviant blights. That is humanity for you.

>>9480607
But most of the heinous porn I see rolling around has been gay. Shitting, pissing, furry, toddler, bestiality, etc etc.

It seems that "hardcore" for the average heterosexual person involves madly humping each other while spewing obscenities every five seconds. Gay stuff is waaaaay more extreme.

>>9480646
>It seems that "hardcore" for the average heterosexual person involves madly humping each other while spewing obscenities every five seconds. Gay stuff is waaaaay more extreme.

So deluded

>>9480599
Oh, I'm also underage, so my mom thinks he is some kind of rapist.

>>9480646
You are joking right? straight shit is exactly the same.
There are fucked up gay people and there are fucked up straight people.

Then there are a lot of normal nice gay people, and there are also normal nice straight people.

I dont care about either side they are both just as bad.

"Straight" scum pls go
/jp/ is for homosexuals only

>>9480651
Can you name a good, plot oriented, gay porn that does not have its target demography women (yaoi) or men(yuri)?

>>9480659
I hope you suck his cock, dude.

>>9480676
Frig off.

I'm going to set /jp/ straight no matter what.

>>9480702
Thanks, Anonymous! I hope I do too.

>>9480686
>Can you name a good, plot oriented, gay porn

No I definitely can't because I'm not gay, but I am straight, into scat, guro, piss, vomit, whatever the fuck, it's just crazy if you think gay people are fucked up. Both gay and straight people have fucked up fetishes.

>>9480686
>does not have its target demography women or men
what the fuck

>>9480704
You like all men crave cock and getting fucked in the ass you just don't know it yet.

>>9480704
You are going to set /jp/ straight by showing us that we should be junk girls who should be sold as sex slaves to old stinky men?

>>9480732
I like this idea.

>>9480725
>guro
Edgy teenager detected.

>>9480743
not him, but what if I like guro because I like the idea of myself getting dismembered and disemboweled? does that make me edgy?

>>9480732
I would love to be a sex slave dressed in a pretty gothloli dress with frills, id service all the cocks all day

>>9480743
Have fun just throwing around words.

>>9480751
That's twice as edgy as enjoying it the more common way.

>>9480760
Oh...

>>9480751
Unless you go ahead and let yourself be destroyed, I call bullshit on your fetish.

>>9480766
It is obviously not something I can actually partake in, since I value my life. But if I was about to die anyway, I would love to be beat and abused, punched in the stomach, and vomiting, and having my fingers cut off one by one.

Where are the cute /jp/ boys at?

>>9480732
What no. We're gonna be the old guys jamming it into the junk girls.

>>9480782
I-I'll be your junk girl

>>9480577
/soc/, actually

>>9480782
Ugh, you go ahead and be a stinky old man.
I'm going to be a junk who gets all the dicks.

>>9480775
I do not think you fathom what your fetish entails. You see, I take blood out of people as a living. The sigh of me, Anon, with a syringe in my hands and a friendly smile on my face is enough to make people nervous, even if I happen to be good at my job. Some even faint. Have you ever been in pain in your life? I doubt it.

>>9480810
It is more part of my humiliation fetish. Being nothing more than an object, torn apart like some toy.

It gets me very wet.

>>9480815
>wet.

>>9480815
You're lewd. Please go away

>>9480776
I'm a cute boy, and I'm on your bed!

>>9480820
>2011+1
>Not having a boypussy that auto-lubes and gets ready for your man

>>9480820
Ignore it.

>>9480822
This is a lewd thread, as long as I'm only lewd here, there will be no problem.

>>9480815
I think this just adds to my theory that the cock and gay stuff is just females on /jp/ pushing their shit on the board but acting as if they are just gay men.

>>9480827
Who are you quoting?

>>9480790
>>9480802
You two better be girls, dude.

>>9480835
I barely post about cocks, though.

>>9480835
What did you expect? Gay people are barely 3% of the world's population on an incredibly generous day.

>>9480841
I am but probably too white for you ;-;

>>9480848
I don't know what I was expecting, but just seeing that females are ruining this board with the stuff is kind of upsetting.

>>9480841
Sorry i'm a boy!
But dont worry, i will mix in with the other junk and be the perfect girl for you! you will never be able to tell untill my lips wrap around your cock, dude

sup faggots

>>9480888
I really do not know why I started laughing at this.

>>9480886
Sorry, but unless you can bear my unholy hellspawn, I want none of it.

>>9480892
Because, anon, it is actually erect.

That poor, poor man.

>>9480892
Autism is contagious

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>>9480857
Don't worry Anon, you're perfect in my eyes.

>>9480886
See this is why /jp/ scares me. You don't know you're trapped until it's too late.

>>9480902
It's only semi erect, at least, that's how mine is semi.

>>9480919
Can you just take that whore, fuck her and keep her away from /jp/ please?

>>9480902
It's cute, I'd suck it.

>>9480954
Will you share with me?

>>9480931
You kidding? I'd tell her to post on /jp/ more after I do the first two things.

>>9480857
is he argie?

>>9480961
>tfw your breast will never be big enough for Zun!bar

>>9480961
The thought of wrapping my warm wet lips around your cock and carefully licking and sucking on it, even teasing it a bit with my tongue while you think i am a girl is the best.

I would never let you know my secret..
Not untill you came.
Then i would give you the words "did it feel good cumming inside a boy?" the look in your eyes as you realize that you had just filled another male /jp/sie with your warm stinky semen would be the best!

But even if you started protesting and wanted me to let go.. I would never let you go.
Your penis would never be able to go back to normal females after i was done with it.

>>9480888
Is that Jackie Chan?

>>9480996
Yea

>>9480978
All breast sizes are the best sizes. Like I said, you are perfect to me Anon.

>>9480991
See now I would feel bad. I read this without having a single reaction/tingling in my p0n0s. It just wouldn't work; I'm far too straight.

I like the real girl version of Mariya though (his sister or something).

>>9481062

I find it hard to believe that the mere mention of a Y chromosome when everything is so overwhelmingly female fails to have any effect on you. Either nothing ever arouses you, or you are a repressed homosexual.

You will never be a cute armor girl ;_;

>>9481083
Why is it such an impossible concept for you homos to understand that some people are straight and aren't interested in cocks.

>>9481062
Dont worry about it, i will keep training my boypussy untill the day i can give birth to our junk daughter.

>>9481107
I volunteer to help out.

>>9481107
>Trap-anon to ZUN!Bar

>>9480991
Yes, Yes!

Why can't I have a /jp/ boyfriend like you?

>>9481137
>tfw no /jp/ BF

>>9481083
That's just how it works when you're hard straight.

I don't know the psychology behind it though. Maybe because there's no reproductive aspect involved? I can't fap to yuri either if it matters. The human brain is silly regardless.

>>9481119
You have my approval.

>>9481184
It makes me sad to think you would give me away to someone like that.
Even though my boypussy is being trained for your use only, i wont carry a child for anyone else.

I'm a bit hurt but i will keep up my work, one day i will build you a harem and i will be a part of it. Just being one of the "girls".

>>9481184

So you're a raging heterosexual that's only interested in sex solely for procreation?

You're not real/are the 1%

I wish I could dress /jp/ up in the finest silk thighhighs and bend him over while running my hand up his inner thigh.

>>9481230
We both know that is bullshit, he is a super manslut who would fuck any and all Saten, h0mus, and junks.

>>9481225
Such a waste to throw away love at someone who will never give you the dicking you deserve.

>>9481225
>>9481270
I really, really wish I could give the dicking he deserves. But who am I? Simply some random anon.

>>9481238
This is true.

>>9481225
I just wanna be friends with you. I don't want to stick my p0n0s in you.

>>9481397
Posting NSFW material is a bannable offense, Mr.!bar.

>>9481397
I can see nips. Reported.

>>9481420
Where are they? I thought I censored them all.

>>9481440
Her nipples are right there you blind fool.

I found someone but he hasn't even said that he likes me and I am too nervous to say it first because I fear rejection.