/jp/ - Otaku Culture

misaki-chan!

>>9457251

She should leave that poor guy alone. He doesn't want to be around no bitches or whores.

>>9457251
We're the group of girls though.

>friday /jp/

>probably because we're a group of girls
#woah

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9456269#p9456500
>/jp/

>>9457263
She has good intentions. Don't be mean.

>>9457274

Women never have good intentions. It's a fact and it's proven with science.

I wish there were more people like this.

>>9457264
No this

>>9457277
go eat some assburgers nerd

>>9457274
Really? You poor gullible suckface.

She just wants his money after he gets comfortable with her and her friends. Science and genetics agree and confirm it, don't bother researching.

>>9457274
>She has good intention
Yeah, and so does a fish that fills your lungs with water because he wants to help.

>>9457271
is that OVA any good? I loved the game.

There's nothing worse than people patronizing others in a subversive attempt to feel better about themselves.

>>9457274
No she doesn't. She's arrogant, selfish, and inconsiderate to how he feels. He has already told her he doesn't want to sit with them.

What a retarded girl, why doesn't she notice how annoying she and her little friends are for him? I hate humans.

daww /jp/ is so tsundere :3

>>9457291
It's a full series and pretty much a 1:1 adaptation.

>>9457303
Keep your stupid opinions to yourself you piece of shit.

>>9457304
Oh, cheers. I'll have to check it out then.

I never had lunch or classes with the nerds so I was alone through most of highschool.

I wonder if things would have turned out differently if I had been exposed to them. Would've probably ended up as one of those /jp/ normalfags.

When I was in school I would usually sit with one or two friends. But one day they were both out and had to sit by myself. It wasn't so bad until some girl came over and tried talking to me. I don't get it, I just wanted to have lunch.

That’s kind of pretty cute. Seems like a nice person. I never would have the courage to walk up to some guy.

Now that I think of it a girl did something similar with me once but I think I scared her away by being a bit cold.

Fuck, that reminds me of myself in High school ;_;

>>9457273
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>>9457334
That's not true, I was pretty normal in high school. Then I hit adulthood and I have no friends except for a few people from /jp/ on steam.

i feel so bad for this guy. you'd think "i don't want to" is enough of a clue.

>>9457274

She wants to talk to him out of pity and is therefore boosting her own self confidence by looking down upon him.

>>9457351

>That's not true, I was pretty normal in high school.

Really?

Played varsity?

Had a date?

Went to prom?

>>9457334
I sat with the fellow nerds but it was just out of convenience. We weren't really friends or anything.

My lunch table in high school was where all the new kids sat before they found their own cliques and sat with them. My friends and I were like some kind of loli training camp.

>then I was like lol and lol hehe lol
I bet she says lol out loud.

>>9457370
None of that but I had like 8 friends.

>>9457370
He probably means normal by /jp/ truNEET standards. Things like not spending lunch break in the bathroom, having friends, not being hated by teachers, etc.

WHY CAN'T THIS PEOPLE LEFT THAT PEOPLE ALONE, SERIOUSLY, IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING.

>I'm just trying to help others, lol
I MAD.

Weird how kindness seems to come so naturally to some girls eh?

It's like they are genetically programmed to be altruistic. Maybe as a result of needing to empathize with their babbies.

Foul beast, thou shalt not lead our hikki brethren astray with your siren's call! so fuck off!

This kind of shit is the exact reason I pretended to have friends throughout my school life.

>>9457393
They are genetically programmed to think nerdy guys will be rich and successful.

>>9457393
More like they need to stroke their own ego

One time a group of semi-cute girls invited me to sit with them because I was left behind by my other friends. Being too much of a fucking coward ass babyback bitch to refuse, I sat with them.

Except all I did was stare at my knees, not move a muscle (out of fear that I might touch them accidentally) and stay as quiet as a statue. For 30 minutes until lunch break ended. They just chatted around me like I wasn't even there. I think one of them tried to ask me a question once, but I pretended not to hear.

How'd I do, /jp/?

>>9457383
>spending lunch break in the bathroom
I never realized this was a common thing.

Spot /jp/ in this pic.

I was that girl in high school.

>>9457406
ＧＪ！

>>9457410
That's a trick question. /jp/ is inside so he's not in the picture.

>>9457406
I probably would've started crying.

>>9457406
semi-cute girls

You failed at the start.

>>9457409
I didn't either until people started talking about it on 4chan. I thought I was the only one who did it as I spent lunch break in a different bathroom every day and was never joined by another.

Looking back I don't remember ever seeing anyone in school that was as pathetic as me.

>>9457422
Damn, how many bathrooms did your school have?

>>9457422
At least in my school I could just leave at lunch

Made lunch less shitty anyway

>>9457422
I'm sure there was nobody else in my school that did it, since I would have realized when we eventually ended up in the same bathroom.

>>9457432
At my school you had to pay for the right to leave during lunch, and teachers could take it away at will..

>>9457393

There's very little difference between men and women. Most of the differences come from social constructs.

>>9457426
The chairs in the classrooms were probably just covered in shit.

>>9457422
I'm jelly, the bathrooms of my school were dirty and smelly because it was a poorfag high school so I eat up in a tree.

>>9457398

>>9457441
no, hormones

>>9457406
I brought my lunch to one of the outside tables when it was empty outside once. Soon all the tables were full of people and I was just one guy sitting at one until 3 girls approached and asked if they could sit down. "I'd rather you didn't" in my most polite tone but the lead bitch said "screw that I'm sittin" and they all plopped down and started talking about the dumb shit women do.

I just kept staring at my food and trying to eat without gaining too much attention but the quieter girl kept looking at me like she was going to start crying out of pity. After the others noticed they started asking me questions like my name and why I was alone. At that point I just stood up and started taking my things back into the building as they called out for my name, making the entire courtyard of about 20 people stare at me.

Some bitch at another table told her my name and they kept yelling shit at me but I didn't turn around.

And that's the story of why I started eating in the bathroom.

>>9457441
Why are you such a shitty troll?

I acted normally enough to get along with a few people just so I could have someone to sit next to. I made sure to get more than 2 as well so that they'd talk to each other and not me. Always aim for the bare minimum.

>>9457406
That sounds about right. And whenever I did try to make input I was usually drowned out.

>>9457422

>Looking back I don't remember ever seeing anyone in school that was as pathetic as me.

Aren't you a special snow flake.

>>9457457
Jesus Christ

Also, did anyone else ever get the "my friend wants to go out with you XD" treatment?

>>9457461

Because you suck at sociology.

>>9457480
That's a compliment. Sociology isn't a real science. Put your trip back on POTC, stop pretending to be a real girl.

>>9457466
You actually tried to add to a conversation between a group of girls? Retard.

>>9457484
God dammit, that happened to me once. I hate people

>>9457488
Nah, it was a mixed group

Several times I tried adding into the conversation but nobody noticed me.

>>9457457
That story would be super cute if you were a small cute girl. What a shame.

>>9457484
I had that happen... in first grade.

>>9457426
The school was split into 6 main buildings, I'd use the bathrooms in 4 of them. It was pretty embarrassing when my classmates somehow found out.

It was also pretty bad when I was late getting out of my stall and the next lunch period already let out and the bathroom would fill with a crowd of rowdy boys throwing shit and laughing at each other. I'd just have to wait them out and was sometimes late to class because of it.

>>9457468
Don't hate me because I'm higher level

>>9457492
I was supposed to go to the prom with this one really shy girl in my grade. She wasn't much to look at but was reasonably intelligent so I said yes. The week before the prom her friend told me that the girl wants to go with a mentally retarded student instead because she felt bad for him. And he was shit-his-pants retarded. She really went with him too.
My rage powers me like a furnace.

>>9457511
Good god

>>9457511
Something like this happened to me. I think this was about the time I understood the concept of 3DPD.

>>9457484
At least once every year. Luckily I never believed them.

/jp/ by day
/r9k/ by night

>>9457514
She was like Fuuka from P4, too. Quiet but funny when she was comfortable. At our high school graduation party thing we were both voted "Most Awkward" or something. Not sure why I even went to that.

>>9457484
Only from groups of fat emo types and mexicans

>>9457457

>"I'd rather you didn't" in my most polite tone

Are you fucking retarded?
You can't say "I'd rather you didn't" politely in any way whatsoever.
The proper thing to do was not be a fucking baby, let them have the table and find somewhere else to sit.
Or if you don't want to be a pushover just say something like "Sorry, could you guys find another table?" or if that wouldn't work go full-emo and say you want to be alone because of something that happened or some shit.

>>9457519
It was easy to tell because the one asking always had a shit eating grin, and two or three girls were always about 10-20 feet behind her staring directly at us.

I just wanted to get to class.

>>9457532
>>9457519
>>9457484

Wait, guys, I don't know what that is. Are they serious when they say that or what?

>>9457531
Just letting them have the table seems like the most baby thing to do. It was the only free table outside, the rest were packed.

I just wanted to eat my powdered mashed potatoes in peace

>>9457540
No

They're hoping you'll go "oh my god really", so they can say no and boost their egos laughing at you.

>>9457457
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCSdLtNZbaA

Whenever I was eating lunch and bitches tried to sit at my table after I told them not to I would just shit my pants, that usually made them leave. I always made sure my mom packed extra underwear and pants but sometimes I had to shit myself twice in one day so she'd have to come down to bring me more underwear.

Oh no! A group of girls approached you because you were sitting alone nervously listening to your portable music player. They want to hang out with you and ask you lots of questions.

How do you handle this?

>>9457555
Are they going to discuss my Walkman? Because that's all we had when I was in school.

>>9457555
leave and walk around the school building, make it look like I was done eating.

>>9457555

I take on a personality that I think will make them not dislike me and hang out with them and answer their questions for a short while, then make up an excuse to leave early and avoid them like the plague for the rest of high school.

>>9457555
Get away ASAP.

>>9457532
In my case, sometimes the friend in question wouldn't even play along.

>>9457555
Turn up the volume.

This is why I carry a book around everywhere. People will still try to bug you, but it's easier to shake them off if you look busy with your book.

>>9457555
>Why are you asking me all these questions?

>>9457484
I had this happen to me three times in ninth grade. It was really humiliating because my mother worked as one of the auxiliars on the school grounds and she would have her eyes on me like a hound whenever some chick she deemed "unworthy" (all of them) approached me. I think they did that on purpose just to get under my mother's nerves, because nothing similar has happened ever since.

>>9457555
I engage in basic small talk, make up some fake story about how my buddy is waiting for me somewhere else, and say farewell.

I've noticed that once you become an adult girls don't do that anymore. I guess it's assumed that if you haven't come out of your shell by then you never will.

Great, remembering my precious highschool memories was just what i needed now, thanks /jp/

>>9457550
Jesus christ

that's fucking predatory

[RPGMAKERGAME//REALITY//]
Girl A "Hey anon! Why don't you come eat lunch with us?"

++"I will..."++
▶[[Run]]
_[[Agree]]
_[[Silence]]
_[[Ask to be left alone]]

I was like that in high school too.

Getting that shy kid to open up. Tried inviting him to sit and eat with my friends, tried partnering up with him whenever there was a group project, tried talking to him after school.

I did get him to open up a little but the more he talked the more I realized he was just dumb and strange so I stopped.

>>9457575
Whenever I walk to and from lectures, I just wear earphones that aren't connected to anything. I can hear anyone who seriously wants my attention fine, and ignore anyone I don't feel like talking to. It's still a hassle exchanging a few words with people I worked on in group projects months ago when I see them.

>>9457422
now that i think of it. most schools have 1 or 2 sets of bathrooms per floor, at least the ones i've seen. if so many people spend their breaks in bathrooms, how come school bathrooms aren't constantly filled with nerds?

I was always plagued by church kids in school. They would see me alone and wanted brownie points with their church pals by looking like they were "making a difference" in my life.

All they were doing is pestering me and basically making a sport of "hey who can get this kid to come into church with them and bring him up on stage for all the congregation to gawk at."

>>9457555
I'll just ask them straight up.

``Are you my new girlfriends?''

If they respond negatively I'll just say ``Then step off and please don't waste my time.'' If they respond positively I'll say ``Which one of you wants to suck my dick in the bathroom right now?''

If they respond negatively I'll go with my first answer again. If not, free bj.

>>9457600
When I walk, I look at my feet, or at some of the trees, but never at people. I do that until I get to the lecture and just pull out the book and read.

>>9457600

Curious, what were you listening to?

>>9457620

Three Day Grace, Green Day, some dubstep

>>9457620
IOSYS

>>9457611

> `` ''

>>9457640
Carry a phone and pretend you're using it.

>>9457613
I never really understood where you're meant to look if you pass someone on the street. Are you meant to make eye contact? Stare off into the distance? Looking at the floor is definitely out, people think you're weird if you do that.

>>9457637
Are you new?

>>9457613
I always look at the sky or the plants I pass by.

I've noticed nobody else does this. It's a little sad, I think.

>>9457647
What, walk along staring at the screen? That seems dangerous.

>>9457640
I look around, like at the buildings or something. I like looking around at my surroundings, but I hate looking at people.

>>9457646

No, and I fully understand the joke, what about you?

>>9457651
Just look at it when a person is passing by.

>>9457640
You look ahead. Pretend you're driving a car. When you drive a car, you have to look constantly towards the road you're following. Though, when walking, instead of looking in a downward angle, you look with a slight upward angle, to make your chin visible and your chest pop out a little, to show you are not weak. Never make eye contact, specially if you cross path with a nigger.

>>9457505
I think it's pretty cute already.

>>9457647

>Carry a phone and pretend you're using it

We can tell, not gonna work.

>>9457653
What joke? He was using quotes, I see no issue.

I can see why the guy doesn't want to eat with her.

>>9457654
But now I have to pull out my phone all the time. What if I'm on a long road, and multiple people are coming towards me, but not fast enough to make it seem like I'm reading one continuous text? Do I have to pull my phone out each time? That might look weird.

>>9457640
Normalfags on 4chan say you make eye contact to assert yourself as the dominant walker.

I just look perfectly straight ahead, maybe turning away a bit when someone walks by. I have shit eyesight so I've accidentally locked eyes with people in the past and it's something I try to avoid.

You don't want to stare at the ground though

>>9457656
In a car you're supposed to check your rear view mirror every 10 seconds

>>9457659
I don't think anybody pays attention to people who are texting to confirm that they are really texting, and not just pretending to text so as not to appear socially awkward.

>>9457611
Did you ever really do this? Did it work?

>>9457640
Look ahead like you're thinking about all the things you have to do. You're a busy normal, you've got places to go and people to kill. If you pass someone you can glance at them for a second (or not) and go back to looking ahead.

>>9457664
If you have a smart phone there's apps to make fake calls and texts at intervals. I pretend to have phone conversations some times, it's really easy to do.

>>9457664
You pretend to tap out a response, then go back to reading.

I just go on /jp/ on my phone.

>>9457677
Now I have to set up a bunch of apps, and perfectly time the alerts to match the hypothetical locations of people I meet on my journey? I'm not an autistic savant.

People who you pass on the street are not people-watching, they don't really give a shit what you do.

>>9457484
Yeah.

I'm pretty sure she actually did though, since I tried to say no but she keep pressuring me to say yes. And when I didn't, the friend in question looked pretty sad.

But man, that was pretty awkward. And I wasn't even one of those sit-alone types.

>>9457686
Then just look at the trees.

>>9457688
She was sad because "not even this loser wants to date me", not "the boy I like is refusing me".

>>9457687
How can you know for sure? Maybe they want to bully me

>>9457687
Nah, I look like a super hobo
They definitely take a look back at me more often than not

I actually had a group of 4 friends I always hung around with. Some other guys were fine to talk to for short moments too. When no one I knew was around, I just grabbed four chairs, put my bag on the first, lay down and put my jacket over my head to sleep.

>>9457696
Not everyone in /jp/ is a visible loser.

Some of us hide our loser-level.

>>9457656
The fuck? How about continue walking as you were when no one was around? If you really want to be ballsy, shift your gaze and lock eyes. Judge from the situation whether to look back to where your eyes were before, or say hi.

JK PULL OUT YOUR PIECE AND START BLASTING

>>9457687
I gain a lot of attention though, no matter how much I try to lay low

I've been told I look like one of those people that will just snap and start murdering people at any moment.

>>9457596
There should be a reverse harem game made where you get constantly talked up by other girls and the goal of the game is finding a way getting them to stop bothering you.

If she ain't a troll dear god she's got a good heart.
That's how i met my ex she sat alone each day for around 3 hours studying or reading/listening to music at college. It took all my guts and balls to sit next to her(she was gorgeous not fake perfectly natural) We hit it off right away.

6 wonderful years with her then she died last year from a heart condition undetected at birth. We were cuddling and kissing and she said "anon, i feel weird...i feel dizzy" i remember saying "Yeah.. dizzy with love babe." She giggled and said "haha i think you may be right...i really love you, you know. I was thinking we should go the next level you know..kids" I was overjoyed. I was like "Yeah! Definately maybe we should start now? *wink*". She rubbed my cock and then said "Something's not right...i don't feel so.." then she collapsed.

She came round once at the hospital and kissed me on the lips and she died whilst kissing me. Fucking hell i'm crying now.

Random shit triggers it off. Sorry guys :/
Fuck this is gonna turn into a baww thread. I really wish i could go back and get her to the hospital years earlier. I still see her face everywhere and everytime i find a picture of her in our drawers or albums. It gets me depressed because i'll never see her again. I even found one of the first nude pics she sent me all those years back and how young we looked. Goddamn i wish we were immortal.

>>9457696
Nah, it's not like I was a loser or anything; hell, I even got voted most likely to succeed not long after that. To be honest I still don't know why she asked me out though, I didn't even know her at all.

>>9457714
See? If they don't out right hate you they end up dying on you.

>>9457714
shut up

>>9457714
I read that whole thing hoping for some hilarious fake-out at the end, but nope, it's just your regular shitpost. Reimburse me for the seconds of my life you just wasted.

>>9457714
lik dis if u cri evry tim

That guy is obviously a handsome dude.
He is just naturally a cool dude that need no friends and bitches.

Get on our level.

>>9457709

Well why haven't you Mr. KOOL&EDGY?

>>9457715
I actually learned average people usually start with the attraction then try to build a connection on top of that, not the other way around. I found it very strange at first, now I've accepted it.

>>9457721
ebin/10, laughed unironically

Nothing beat walking home for lunch

Music and solitude

They used to lock the locker room up during class so I used to hide there during lunch. A couple weeks before senior year ended the fucking gym teacher caught me hiding behind the secluded part of the wall. I was like "just getting my stuff" and he didn't buy it and questioned me about hiding there every do so I just kept walking away. I spent the remaining 5 or 6 weeks going to lunch and sitting alone at some lonely table facing away from the table like I was some badass.


Still haunts me to this day.

>>9457823
Maybe if they made some kind of special boarding school for /jp/sies

Why couldn't we all be each others friends in highs school? There's a lot of us if you think about it.

>>9457823
Actually there's very little of us and we are few and far between.

>>9457274
Fag.

>>9457828
aren't there already schools like that though?

>>9457823
We're actually pretty rare. You just think there are a lot because you're on /jp/ all the time.

Most humans would have killed themselves if they had live such a solitary life.

>>9457841
It depends if you mean for autistic people or for very socially awkward / avoidant people

I usually found some shaded spot and ate lunch there. Everybody else just stuck to their groups. I don't understand why this girl is trying to force social interaction on someone without there consent, is this common in schools?

>>9457759
I lived right down the street from my highschool and on my last day of school we got to eat outside. There was a forest right outside too and I just went for a walk sometimes with music. No one ever noticed or at least seemed to care anyways.

>>9457721

She knew she was going to die before she went out with him. She led him along like a pig to a slaughter and ultimately crushed the feeble weakling in her last moments on this earth. He only goal was to take his pitiful heart with her to the after life

>>9457848
>such a solitary life
>talks with other people on the internet daily

You're not some special kind of person who needs no social interaction, stop kidding yourself.

>>9457853
*year not day

>>9457823

I'm gonna be honest, I'm pretty sure I would hate any and all of you if we met irl.

>>9457858
I'd imagine most of you are all meme spouting, mouth breathing, autistic losers.

>>9457864
Who the fuck doesn't breath from their mouth? Theres a reason it can do that y'know.

Thinking back I would just spend all my free time in high school pretending to be asleep. Then i wouldn't look like such a loser because no one talked to me. ;_;

>>9457868
It makes noise, it's obnoxious and it's disgusting.

>>9457870
You should have spent it actually asleep.

>>9457846
I mean for people bad at talking to others not autist.

>>9457868

>Theres a reason it can do that y'know.

Being morbidly obese? The only time I do that is when my nose it stuffy and even then it doesn't feel right.

>>9457871
I breathe through my mouth and it's just as quiet as anyone else's breathing.

>>9457887

You look horrible.

>>9457868
It's supposed to be an insult since breathing from the mouth creates more noise than breathing from the nose.
Also in this case it's assumed that breathing through the mouth= uneducated person. Why this is I don't know.

Freshman year i sat alone at the end of one of the tables, it was the worst part of my day. I had just moved back to my hometown so i didn't know anyone, i ate as fast as i could and got out of there. Some upperclassmen must have noticed me there every day and and a guy and girl came up to me and asked if i could sit with them. I knew it wasn't easy for them to ask so i went to sit with them. I sat there and they asked me a few questions and then went on with their own things. After that i realized how pathetic i looked sitting there alone so after that i just skipped lunch and sat in the hallway till it ended. There only the same 5 people would see how pathetic i was. It wasn't until senior year till i finally had a group of people to sit with, but those first years were the worst part of my life and i hope people dont remember me like that

>>9457868
Fat people and retards tend to breath through their mouths.

>>9457864
I thought most of us don't talk to people? Don't only normals do that? The only normals that browse /jp/ are trolls from other boards.

>>9457896
To who?

>>9457891
It's a terribly poor insult.

>>9457906
Indeed. It's basically something that is usually tacked on the end of a long string of insults.

>>9457899
It's the only thing I know you for and the only thing I will remember you for.

I'd sometimes go into the library during lunch. It's quiet and I can read without people bugging me.

>>9457868

Breathing through your nose is actually better for your health since nose hairs filter out contaminants in the air before it enters the lungs.

>>9457920
It also warms the air if it's cold in winter.

I feel so bad for the guy. You'd think "I don't want to" is enough of a clue.
Sheesh, I hate ignorant people like this. It's like they've never heard of an introvert before.

>>9457918
I actually had a cool thing happen when I was in high school - I was able to talk to several of my teachers each year, and agree that I'd come in on test and quiz days and spend my time in the library instead, as long as I kept a B or above in the class (which was really fucking easy most of the time.)

I read about what I wanted to read about and generally had a better education because I didn't go to class.

>>9457927

I can warm your mouth air for you in winter

*grabs cock*

>>9457955

That's actually a pretty good idea.

>>9457958

That's actually a pretty good idea.

That happened to me in high school, the next day I went to the library and slept for the lunch period, never ate lunch again after that day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnMutu-0qi4

/jp/ is a lone wolf

>eating lunch at school

fucking normals. true elites leave the school and eat lunch elsewhere. Like, at home, or some cafe. Or if you're ballsy enough, on the school roof.

How nice would that be...? Eating lunch alone everyday on the roof, everyday? The relaxing solitude in a peaceful place? Living a dream...

Well, I spent some days in the library when I was supposed to be in lunch, and others at home or some shop.

>>9458016

If only I went to Japanese high school so there was access to the roof.

>>9458023
Me with my head down pretending to be asleep.

>>9458016
We weren't even allowed to leave the cafeteria except for tests or other school things.

>>9457955

Reminds me of how our HS would only let people go to the library if they needed to do homework or study. A teacher asked me when I signed-up during a study hall to go there "What I planned to do". I looked at him confused and said "Read, like I always do." He thought that was pretty funny and told me to just make something up then.

Thing is, I really did go there just to read. What the fuck? Why can't I just goddamned read during my free time at school?

So glad I'll never have to deal with HS again.

>>9458036
I just played on the computer.

>>9458083

I thought about doing that; but I hated playing shitty flash games, and I'm not such a faggot that I would browse an imageboard or look at anime shit, like when I was at home.

>>9457484
I'm out, not reading the rest of this thread.

>25 year old
> No girlfriend no kisses ever
> Decide to go with my class to dinner
> Get drunk
> That night a girl starts talking to me
> We kiss
> Use sentences from hentais on the girl to try to make her laugh like "if you have doubts I bet I haven't fucked you enough" and "I know you want me because I can smell how wet you are"
> She starts avoiding me
> Confront her and she's cool again
> Try to finger her in the middle of a park
> She screams I realize what the fuck I'm doing I run away
> Next day contemplate suicide very seriously but end going to class anyways
> Their faces tell me how much they despise me and for the rest of the year I do anything to avoid talking or looking to anyone ever, like locking myself in the bathroom for 3 hours

At least I'm not in jail

>>9457709
My mother's told me that a few times.

>>9458108
tg;dr

>>9458113
My mom watches those documentaries on serial killers and always brings up how she thinks i'll become one.

>>9458036
In middle school we "weren't allowed" to stay on the classroom. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have been able to enter the library without a "good reason" too.
Retarded beyond recognition.
So during breaks I just walked the hall time and again, and again. The schoolyard was too bright and full of people.
Disgusting school life. It shouldn't be like that. Now I only know how to complain.

>Freshman Year of High School
>spend nearly every day after school playing Runescape/other games but still happy

>Sophomore Year
>still playing RS
>slightly shitter/same as freshman year.
>grades start dropping from procrastination/laziness

>Junior Year
>Starting to feel awkward around kids in my school because I haven't hung out with anyone outside of school since halfway through sophomore year
>had a few "friends" I talked to in classes but never did anything with after school
>Continue to come home after school each day and play RS and do other shit on the computer

>Senior Year
>Start getting depressed and anxious because of having no irl friends, no license (lazy), no ride home, etc.
>extreme anxiety every morning before school for the first month
>I felt like I forgot how to talk to people and was incredibly quiet
>Started feeling more depressed
>Finally bored of RS and quit
>Computer doesn't bring me as much enjoyment anymore so I feel even shittier
>School ends and I graduate but my GPA is 1.9 so my only hope is community college

Why are people writing stories in greentext? It's an awkward form.

>>9458141
>After High School
>Relieved that it's over but now I know that I have to either get a job or go to college and that my parents willbe hassling me about it
>Spend everyday playing Haxball/other games and watching movies/tv shows on my computer
>Being on the computer is even less enjoyable than ever
>1 year later
>Didn't apply to college
>Still don't have a job
>Mom hates me most of the time
>Dad just doesn't really care
>Haven't had a real life conversation with someone my age besides family since graduating
>I want to do something with my fucking life since I'm so fucking bored everyday now but I'm mildly depressed,lack motivation, and get anxiety over the thought of having to leave the house to go somewhere and having to interact with people
>Have never been able to express my feelings to anyone except to people I don't know on the internet
>feel so fucking pathetic

>tfw I wish I could just be a kid again

i gotta fix my life before it gets as bad as some of you guys

>>9458141
>>9458145
Stop doing that.

Reported.
All of you fucking long for social contact.
Just get to >>>/soc/ already.
Disgusting lots.

>>9458108
did you open and close your fingers in a v shape with her wetness on you and ask her why she was screaming if she was enjoying it so much?

>>9458141
>>9458145
I came here to laugh at you.

>>9458108
dat chair

>everyday is the same shit
>browse /jp/ all day
>no social life
>25 year old virgin
>no gf
>never had a real friendship or a group of close friends
>no pet to replace humans affection with
>not in college and have no idea what I want to do with life
>considered military, running away, being a drifter/gypsy and commuting suicide
>never happy, never smile and always depressed
>hardly sleep and stay awake 247 wondering why i bother

>tfw living life as an empty shell of a human being.

>>9458141
>>9458145
tg;dr

>>9458108
>>9458141
>>9458145
Wrong board, ``faggots.''

>>9458097
couldn't you play any normalfag games?

>>9458173
>>9458145
>>9458141
>>9458108
Then these faggots come in and ruin the joke. Go back to /v/, you normals.

>>9458173
I always thought tfw stood for ``their faces when''. I only recently found out what it means.

>>9458197
Make me.

>>9458184
>``''

Fuck off.

>tfw no gf

>>9458138
what would happen if you stayed in the classroom? did they just close it or what? couldn't you just ignore it and stay?

>>9458124

Tell her not to worry, if it happens, she'll be first

>>9458183
>these faggots
>implying I'm more than one person
>implying I'm not copying greentext from a /tv/ depression thread
>implying I'm a male

Get out of /jp/, "kudasai".

>>9458221
Who are you quoting?

>>9458221
If you keep shitposting, I'm gonna have to tell your parents in Colorado and they'll take away your computer.

>>9458221
WHY HAVEN'T YOU MADE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH YET. YOU GODDAMN FUCKING KURRRVAAAAAA!

>>9458236
You're bluffing.

>>9458243
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>9458221
Go suck sudo's cock already.
Nobody gives a shit.

I got caught playing Super Columbine RPG at school and was expelled. ;____________________;

>>9458252
Why are you so jealous?

You're the worst kind of virgin nerd.

>>9458167
>tg;dr

ok, I laughed.

>>9458258
U r mad.

>>9458258
Bitch I just want my sandwich and a fucking beer.

>>9458210
"Okay, goodbye kids".
"..."
"Come on, I have to close".

The imbecile of the principal also went up to the second floor to check nobody stayed up there. "COME ON, YOU CAN'T STAY HERE".
I never had the chance of taking it easy.

>>9458283
le misoginist xd

>>9458269
>>9458283
I feel like I'm talking to 15 years old who are shitposting seriously rather than ironically.

Also, your generic misogyny jokes stopped being funny a decade ago. Grow up, kids.

>>9458317
You first.

>>9458317
How does one shitpost ``seriously''?

>>9458326
You act like >>9458317

Can we please stop replying to the avatarfag attention whore? It'll go away if we just ignore it

>>9458317
"I am just acting like retard, so funny XD"
-pigfucker, 2012

>>9458326
you write in a non-joking and unironicall manner, possibly convinced your post is not a shitpost.

>>9458332
u think ur though uh?

>>9458326
If a) there are less than 3 layers of irony or 2) if you're genuinely retarded.

when everyone ignores you, people are callous and cold for ostracising you.

when someone shows an ounce of compassion, it is being disrespectful and invasive.

stay cool /jp/

>>9458344
I want to make nyarko my sex slave.

>>9458330
Who are you even quoting?

>>9458356
Yo momma

what the fuck are any of you talking about you make no sense roflolol!!!! this site is so random lol go on facebook likle a normal person

As soon as someone spread rumors that I want to murder girls people stopped offering to have me eat with them.

That was definitely a stroke of good luck.

>>9458349

there's an order to it though. the latter comes after you've begun to despise humanity for the former you brainless autist. talking to someone out of pity IS disrespectful.

>>9458365

>>9458371
>rumors that I want to murder girls
Did you?

>>9458362
OH SNAP!!!!!

>>9458373
so people only start talking to you out of pity after you have graduated from stage 1?

sorry your proposal is way more autistic than my light hearted and humorous observation.

>>9458344
>a)
>2)
A REAL PROFESSIONAL HERE FOLKS

>le feels when le waiting for le accel world le 16

>>9458376
lol r u serious ???? is this some little kid site with barney or something, ill just mess with you nd not care what ur gay sign says you should dowahetever youw ant and not listen to parents and teachers get drunk and smoke blunts everydayyyyyy!!!!!

>>9458371
Something like this happened to me when I confessed my rape fantasies to someone I thought I could trust.

>>9458377
No. I've never disliked someone enough to want to kill them, and real girls are gross so there would be no satisfaction in hurting them.

>>9458382

>so people only start talking to you out of pity after you have graduated from stage 1?

No, people are obviously going to talk to you out of pity when you're surrounded by a group of people ... Are you retarded? If you're not ostracized in the first place then people wouldn't even have a chance to talk to you out of pity. God, it's simple logic.

>>9458396

I always have a pissed off expression on my face like I want to kill somebody (which I do), so most people naturally stay away from me. I do have a few friends though and I've met friends of theirs and my friends always tell me that their friends think I'm crazy and am going to kill somebody ...

>>9458317
Ah fuck you I always loved these jokes.

>>9458317

YAMETE KUDASAI

>lonelyfag shitpost

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Guess I should add to the total... /sigh