/jp/ - Otaku Culture

We are all too creeped out by each other to want to actually talk outside of /jp/

too many normalfags in /jp/

>>9447238
Because of /jp/ I have friends. Not joking. Seriously. Ok I'm joking but 90% of my friends nowadays I've met because of /jp/.

>>9447238
Because of /jp/ I have friends. Not joking. Seriously. Ok I'm joking but 90% of my friends nowadays I've met because of /jp/.

I share very little with most people on /jp/ yet I lurk here and occasionally post.

/jp/ is my friends, they just don't know it.

/jp/ meetup thread, zipcode, a/s/l

fat girls post nudes, facebook usernames.

>Have you ever made friends with another /jp/ person?

This is no longer something to be proud of. I would never accept any of you pieces of shit as a friend of mine.

Usually, I just quietly pray you all die so things go back to the good times.

>>9447267
It's okay, come here friend, I'll hug you.

>>9447267
I love you.

I'm not fit for friends.
I'm not even sure I'm human.

>>9447293
You sound like me, let's be friends

Or not, I'm not sure. I don't know how to be friends.

I have a few friends from a group that branched off from the old radio before it died for a while.
I've drifted a bit from him though, he's a bit too lewd for me and lives in austrailia, so we can't play video games often due to lag.

I'd be ok with more friends from /jp/

Every time I meet someone from /jp/ we talk for one night and then never speak again. I think it's time to give up.

It'd be interesting to talk to a /jp/er 1 on 1 anonymously on Omegle or something. Unfortunately I've never met one. /jp/ as an interest never brings up anything for me. Oh well. Perhaps someday.

Who needs friends when you have Black Metal and Lolicore?

>>9447303
Sorry. I'm not so sure I want to try to make friends again.

I think it would be fun to have a friendly group of /jp/ers playing a game like dota or LoL with on occasion.

But it would be hard to break the awkwardness barier

>>9447326
That's a pretty rad layout. Tell me your secrets.

>>9447263
Little girls don't have facebook, silly

>>9447395
I could never get into lolicore. Burzum is alright though.

>>9447405
Modern ones certainly do. The little sluts.

>>9447410
What happened to the world? Little girls used to be sweet and fun and innocent. Now they're all sluts as soon as they hit 8.

But most of /jp/ hates eatch other. With good reason, too.

I actually met a fellow /jp/er at the most unlikely place.
Well, that's my story.

>>9447410
But i don't.

my best mate is basically a /jp/ kinda person, he gives me weird and wonderful japanese music to listen to and in return i keep him supplied with anime. we also both have assburgers and want nothing more than to take it easy.

i've also started the process of introducing him to the world of touhou

>>9447326
>Lolicore
wow!thanks I totally forgot about these genre, didnt listen ti it for 2 years

>>9447399
Default ui, waveform seekbar, large album art. Pretty straightforward.

>>9447452
Go listen to Ureshii by goreshit, it's amazing.

>>9447406
>I could never get into lolicore.
That's too bad.
>Burzum is alright though.
Burzum is amazing.

>>9447416
>most unlikely place.
>goes to a brothel
>"which 2hu fug?"

Unfortunately I can't shake this urge to interact with people, so I've tried it with several of you. Each one of you has been disgustingly normal except one. He has been a good friend but is occasionally just a bit too childish for me to respect him like I wish I could.

>>9447488
What's different about the last one and why can't you respect him? That seems rather odd.

>>9447488
>Each one of you has been disgustingly normal
Of course, the normals will be the ones looking for social interaction.

>>9447488
For some reason I've been wanting to talk to someone lately. I don't know why though. I don't like people, and I'm usually too annoyed or scared to talk to them. But I still hold out hope that I might meet someone nice who I can be friends with for a long time.

>>9447488
I'm too scared to contact anyone from /jp/ because they have abnormally high standards. I'll make one little mistake like misspell the name of a character, and suddenly I'll be "disgustingly normal" and won't be given any chance to redeem myself.

Yes. Hi Dave.

I used to have /jp/ friends on msn, but since I moved out of /jp/ beacause of work I dont think any of theme remembers me.

>>9447530
Go away ESLer, no one cares.

It actually makes me happy if I could be friends with the nice people here. I don't care for the other mean jypsies.

>>9447531
who the fuck is ESLer?

>>9447326
>Rundgang Um Die Transzendentale etcetc
>Goreshit

lets be friend

Outside ofthe board I had two nice, but isolated conversations with other anons, after that I've never talked to them again. But other than that I figured out most of you are the kind of people I hate and actively avoid, I don't want to have anything to do you all other than shared interests, so I'd rather not take my chances with you people just to find some potential friend.

>>9447569
I just wanted to let you know that I read your post, mostly because it looked like you put some heart into it.

>>9447555
http://www.metal-archives.com/artists/The_Curator/7057
http://steamcommunity.com/id/karenfag

>>9447835
>Encyclopedia Metallum
Wow, how did that happen?
http://www.last.fm/user/The_Curator

All of my /jp/ "friends" are stalkers.

One of you annoying fucks actually found me on Steam, joined my TF2 game, heard me talk on my mic and since then has been constantly trying to cyber with me for a week now. Apparently the death threats only give this guy a bigger boner because when I block him he just creates a new steam account to harass me with.

So much for 3DPD you fucking hypocrites.

>>9447888
Ahaha, were you that person who was posting while drunk the other night?

>>9447888
I wish I had a stalker. b­tw I'­m a g­irl

>>9447895
I don't drink alcohol.

My mom died if cirrhosis, you know.

>>9447907
How would I know either of those two details?

>>9447907
>I don't drink alcohol.
>died if
le­l

>>9447908
You wouldn't, newfag.

>>9447839
>Your musical compatibility with The_Curator is VERY LOW
Music you have in common includes Sigh, Peste Noire, PINK FLOYD, Burzum and Venetian Snares.

Neeeerrrrrdddd

>>9447530
That's because you are as dumb as shit.

Yes. I've made some good friends off /jp/.

>>9447916
I don't even know what you're aiming for here.

>>9447922
Wanna be friends?

>>9447888
You should just give in, he obviously wants your cock.

>>9447924
Irony?

>>9447938
My what?

>>9447939
I got your irony right here

>>9447913
Holy shit, you don't even listen to Igorrr and Deathspell Omega?

>>9447941
Did I stutter?
Cock, penis, dong, peepee!

This new nerd is shitty as HELL at impersonating Accel World Guy.

ooo ＫＵＨＷＨＹ　ＴＨＲＥＡＤ　ooo

>>9447941
Sion pls, yes you do look like a SION.

>>9447943
I don't really listen to metal.

>>9447947
You mean Sion.

>>9447955
No. I still have no idea why you would think this.

>>9447955
Sion is my best friend so I know for a fact he would never like any of the flat bitches in Accel World.

>>9447943
The only metal worth listening to is Dragonforce.

>>9447948
what is kuhwhy?

>>9447944
You're losing me here. What exactly are you implying?

>>9447959
this thread
its kuhwhy

>>9447951
Do I look like an ircfag to you, fag?

>>9447966
>Commie

ITT:Everyone is Sion.

>>9447953
Igorrr is breakcore, get on that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g85LqKXIgvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_boAW_ZzQrU
Who can reap the meaning
of this unstinted negation
of centuries and millions
before it sinks within the infinite depths
of that dun ocean?

>>9447957
huehuehue

>>9447966
Not the right image, disqualified, failed, busted, sabotaged , demoted, went up in smoke, disaster, miss, run aground, all in vain, lacking, ruled out.

>>9447947
Who is Accel World 'Guy'?

Has my fated 9.9/10 husband finally arrived to sweep me off my feet and shitpost with me for eternity?

>>9447973
I don't know how you got it but stop posting that picture of me.

>>9447972
What's it like being a pleb that can't even recognize my authentic Accel World images?

>>9447981
You tell me

Wait, so the telehaze or whatever anon is confirmed female?

So the anime screencap spammer is a girl?
Huh. Unexpected, but makes sense.

>>9447988
Are you seriously trying to rustle my lemonkey faces?

>>9448000
Too late, nerd.

>>9448004
My sicks trips say otherwise, sis.

>>9448000
You may think it's a funny internet joke, but the reality is far more sinister.

- Jimmy: another word for penis ("jimmy hat" is slang for a condom)
- Rustle: Japanese artist whose erotic images have been accused of being based on real child pornography

The gorilla is a red herring.
"Getting your jimmies rustled" is a codephrase pedophiles use to discuss masturbating to child pornography.

>>9448004
Why don't you get a trip?

>>9448013
I can't argue with trips those sick.

Please stop bullying each other

>>9448024
Bullying is the way people on /jp/ show love, friendship, and camaraderie.

>>9448022
At least you know when you've been utterly defeated.

Now stop using my f*cking images.

>>9448028
I may have been bested by those sick trips this time but I shall return and I will use whatever images I want to use, CockMasterG.

One of by bestest friends is from /jp/, we discuss autism and reconstruct 2hu stages in minecraft for hours. I could ask for anything more from a friend.

>>9448037
couldn't* ;_;

>>9448031
Is this what you nerds seriously believe?

That's some desperate rationalization going on there, but if it means I can keep giving you virgin dweebs atomic wedgies with no complaints then it's fine by me.

>>9448037
>>9448040
lel, it's there in history forever that you're a bad friend

>>9448041
I want being ironic as HELL but I wouldn't expect a dirty liberal like you to understand.

>>9448041
pls step on me and belittle me

>>9448031
It's true, it's like an all boys school.

>>9448041
>>9448041
If you have a vagina I'm offering to impregnate you free of charge.
please respond

>>9448036
Did you suddenly turn into a medieval fantasy RPG character or something?

I will litigate your ass if you don't cease and desist immediately. You're using copyrighted material and you should get acquainted with the laws of the real world before you enter a world of pain that will drain your real life HP.

>>9448058
I'll just coutersue you for being a homosexual and for sexually harassing me for being a girl on the internet.

Can someone be my friend?

>>9448076
Do you have steam?

>>9448073
Good luck winning a case against a hot lesbian.

I'll just make out with my hot single female attorney during the case. The judge and jury will get so hot and bothered that they'll be forced to settle the case in my favor immediately so they can rub out of their raging erections in the bathroom.

>>9448085

>>9448085
Ex Dee.

>>9448085
>rub out of their

One i've been best friends for over 3 years now.
One was secretly a redditor but soon stopped and been pretty cool ever since.
Another said insidious things behind my back and I don't talk to again the piece of shit.
One more has chronic depression and tried to commit suicide twice while i was friends with him, otherwise a really kind and caring person.
3/4 is not bad right?

>>9448085

>>9448092
What?

You don't rub out of your erections? How do you shed your cock and grow a new one then?

Did you never take sex ed in middle school or something?

:3
Shounen maid kuro-kun

>>9448108
If you have an education past elementary school, you don't belong on /jp/.

We haven't spoken much in the past couple of months because I'm still trying to get my life in order and my interest in Japan is rapidly fading, but I will always consider him a friend... even if he no longer feels the same way about me.

>>9448085
I now recognize you as the real and official accel anon. I don't know why I ever doubted you,

Congratulations.

Awww..Thank you :3

knew i had someone out there who loved me :3

Sort of. I didn't meet them on /jp/, but on a /jp/ related TF2 server. In retrospect they were a lot better than most of my Steam friends from /v/ and /a/ who either turned out to be fucking autistic or annoying. He was neither, actually he didn't give a fuck about anything. It was a bit awkward to have encouraged him to be bisexual, though.

Don't know how he's doing these days because I removed him like I did with every Steam friend I've ever had.

I wish I had friends. Well I have two real ones maybe. But they are out of the country for a whole year.

I'm looking for a partner to be my companion on a journey to Gensokyo, if you understand and are interested. Valid email address in the proper field.
I'm 16, female, completely asexual, aromantic, unable to connect with other people in a more than casual and meaningless way but desperately alone. I'd like to have a "friend", such as it is, at least for this.

>>9448345
This does not seem particularly legitimate.
16 is way too early to decide you are destined for gensokyou, let things settle down in your brain first please

>>9448293
Da teek?

>>9448345
Can I just try and be your friend rather than being your companion to Gensokyo?

>>9448365
I'm legit. I had a thread about this but it was deleted - I don't care much right now though.
Don't patronize me with arguments that I'm too young to know anything.

>>9448396
You could try, but it wouldn't last very long.

>>9448412
Do you just want me to email you? I'd like to at least try being your friend.

>>9448412
>Don't patronize me with arguments that I'm too young to know anything
Most people over 25 (all?) admit they were retarded when they were 16. But of course you're too young to realize that.

>>9448345
Are you the one who made that reimu poop thread?

>>9448345
I sent an email, ignore the name I make many email accounts and this one had a password I could remember.

>>9448459
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9448234

You're beautiful, please reconsider suicide.

i did at one time, in fact i used to be pretty normalfag, and then my life got fucked up and then slippery slope

Wants to suicide, wont even share juicy story with /jp/

Not tru/jp/

>>9448345

When I was younger, I dreamed of becoming a police officer. Instead of becoming a police officer, I ended up on autism bux. Life is a lot easier now.

What I'm saying is, you don't know where life will take you in the future.

>"ey gais pls email me if sers"
>live 3ft away am 300mph
>don't get email back

"You only die once, make sure it's worth it."

I'm pretty normal even though I hate to admit it.
I even have some friends in real life which I've been knowing since middle school.
But there are quite a few good friends I made via /jp/ and these know much more about me than my other friends.
I open up to people on the internet pretty easily while I hate strangers in real life

All the /jp/ers I've had a chance to chat with all turned out to be fairly normal with post-HS education, jobs and friends (including girls). Not really surprised tbh and don't particularly care. Though the pretending to be truNEET shit on floor thing is getting kinda old.