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I always hoped that you would stop posting here /jp/. That you'd go outside, play a sport, find a girlfriend. I have this fantasy, you see. That one friday night I would be out on the town and stop by this little bar to grab a pint, and I'd see you there with a 5/10. I'd recognize you by the touhou cosplay and dakimakura. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor I to you, but we'd both know... that you'd moved on. Instead you sit in your damned cave fapping to waifus and crying about visual novels

>> No.9441354

Dad, I...

>> No.9441353

I'm sorry dad... But /jp/ needs me.

>> No.9441368
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Got me to guffaw a little.

>> No.9441373

>>9441344
>waifus
Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

>> No.9441380

>>9441373
0/10

Go back to fucking Reddit, normalfag scum.

>> No.9441375

>>9441344
suck my cock dude

>> No.9441386

whu r u?
wch 2hu wld u fug?

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>>9441373

>/jp/ is for translators

No one here understand Japanese though. Maybe like >2%, if that, and even then they most likely aren't even close to being fluent at all.

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>> No.9441391

This thread is new and original.

I'm sure /jp/ will be able to make fifty to sixty quality replies to it, without having it descend into a contest to see who can act like the bigger retard.

>> No.9441395

Quality thread

>> No.9441394

>I'd see you there with a 5/10
Eat shit.

>> No.9441398

>>9441373

>/jp/ is for scholars

Hardly. Perhaps you meant "pseudo-intellectuals who barely scraped through high school and a few semesters of junior college."

>> No.9441407

having a waifu is basically screaming "i'm from /a/!!1!" nowadays.

>> No.9441417

>>9441407
Not doing something just because some people on /a/ happen to do it is very /a/.

>> No.9441419

>>9441398
if by scholars you mean self-aggrandizing NEETs who think their too cool to integrate with the rest of society, then he's right.

>> No.9441426

>>9441417
That's true too.

>> No.9441430

>>9441419
But /jp/ is too cool for the rest of society. We're ice cold.

>> No.9441433

>>9441398
>>9441387
>>9441419
Look at those fucking autistics

>> No.9441438

>>9441344
>I'd recognize you by the touhou cosplay and dakimakura. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor I to you, but we'd both know... that you'd moved on.
I dont think anyone here would move on by cosplaying outside and carrying a dakimakura. Truly moving on is us finding a wife and owning a brewery

>> No.9441449

I am the hero that jp deserves!

>> No.9441454

>>9441398
>barely scraped through high school

Ahahaha, good one!

I never even had the chance to be a dropout.

>> No.9441462

movie sucked. even caine had a remarkably shitty performance in it.

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