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I don't want to go to sleep yet, but there's nothing fun on /jp/ to keep me up. Help me /jp/

>> No.9440960

Play a game you sad little faggot.

>> No.9440965
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9440965

Go to sleep. Stop keeping your parents awake. They take care of your NEET ass so letting them have a good night's sleep is the least you can do.

>> No.9440971

give a hoot, read a book

>> No.9440967

>>9440965
Do you not have headphones you sad little faggot?

>> No.9440975

Why don't you want to sleep?

>> No.9440973

>>9440960
What game?
>>9440971
What book?

>> No.9440979

>>9440975
I want to do more fun things

>> No.9440988

>>9440979
Sleeping is fun. Go to sleep.

>> No.9441001

>>9440979
Sleeping can be fun too.

>>9440973
>What book?
Tractatus logico-philosophicus, by Ludwig Wittgenstein.
The Art of Being Right: 38 Ways to Win an Argument, by Arthur Shopenhauer

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>>9440973
>what game

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>>9440967
Get a load of this turbo nerd. "oh i have headphones" too bad most you NEETs have mental disorders that make you rock back and forth in your chairs so it sounds like a damn earthquake coming out your room all night.

>> No.9441028

become le sleepy girl

>> No.9441032

>>9441015
If you rock back and forth you'll have a harder time seeing where all of the bullets are you sad little faggot.

>> No.9441044
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9441044

Well I think I'm just gonna go to bed, thanks anyways /jp/

>> No.9441039

Work on making your tulpa.

>> No.9441038

>>9440979
Will your staying awake inconvenience others? If yes then get your ass to sleep and dream a good dream.

>> No.9441059

>>9441044
I love you

Does that keep you awake?

>> No.9441063

>>9441059
Perhaps chloroform could put me to sleep faster, but I doubt it.

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>>9441044

good night

>> No.9441074

Get one of your old textbooks out and start reading it. Or look up things you're interested about on Wikipedia. I just read everything I needed to know about soy sauce. I don't think people would use it as much if they really knew what it was.

>> No.9441082

>>9441039
Hippies should hold their tongue. Take it to /x/

>> No.9441085

>>9441074
It's mostly sodium, isn't it? There's like a 1000 mg in a tablespoon. No thank you, Kikkoman, my blood pressure is high enough as it is.

>> No.9441087

What is the fun hour of /jp/ anyway?

>> No.9441088

>>9441082
Sure. I'll be in this thread: >>>/x/10569592

>> No.9441093

>>9441074
Doesn't it come from a fungus or something

>> No.9441096

>>9441082
What's wrong with Tulpas?

>> No.9441101

>>9441082
Sounds like you failed to make a tulpa. Don't worry, I'll make a tupla of your favorite Touhou and make her walk around naked so I can fap too her for you.

>> No.9441116

>>9441101
>>9441096
Don't you think /jp/ already has its fill of things that don't exist?

>> No.9441126

>>9441116
No.

>> No.9441139

commit suicide

>> No.9441152

>>9441093
>>9441085

Soy sauce is basically the liquid from strained soy beans and wheat fermented by a fungus in a brine. I would think that some people would be grossed out by that. Regardless of what it really is, it's delicious and the article was an interesting read. Apparently there are like a thousand different types of soy sauce, kindof like the diversity in taste you would find in beer. So using Kikkoman is the equivalent to drinking Budweiser.

>> No.9441153
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9441153

Me too, OP. Let's play tic-tac-toe.

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>>9441153
You're move.

>> No.9441163
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>>9441159
Oh god, that dick! I must get on top of it!

>> No.9441167

>>9441159
You idiot. You just lost the game instantly there.

>> No.9441169

>>9441167
But I had to get on top! What else could I do!

>> No.9441170

>>9441169
Yeah, better check who did he quoted.

>> No.9441172

>>9441170
Oh. My bad.

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>>9441163
Well played.

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>>9441176
I like your pantsu.

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>>9441179
Pulling out my trump card here.

>> No.9441186

>>9441185
There's not enough room for the rape scene.

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>>9441185
Is that a little boy in a dress? I'm eager to see this rape scene!

>> No.9441202

this is gonna be hot

>> No.9441204

>>9441202
No it's not.

>> No.9441209

>>9441204
Yes it is.

>> No.9441213 [DELETED] 

>>9441192
How cruel of you to not let me win.

>> No.9441214

>>9441209
Wicked dunk thread op!

>> No.9441219
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>>9441192
How cruel of you to not let me win.

>> No.9441216

>>9441213
I just wanted to see a rape scene.

Y-you are going to draw it, right?

>> No.9441224

>>9441219
It's beautiful.

>> No.9441226

>>9441219
Not enough penetration.

>> No.9441229

>>9441219
What the fuck are you doing are you serious?

>> No.9441235

>>9441229
Why are you angry?

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>>9441226

>> No.9441264

>>9441235
Maybe he had high hopes.

>>9441219
>>9441261
Perfect. I never thought tic-tac-toe would ever in rape. Good game.

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>>9441261

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