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I don't think I can keep doing this any longer.
What is the most painless way to go to gensokyo?

>> No.9434958
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9434958

Pull your intestines out of your anus.

>> No.9434962

Helium

>> No.9434964

Stop breathing.

>> No.9434966

>>9434946
whats the matter White Ren?
Please tell me

>> No.9434971

you cant because it doesn't exist

now stop attention whoring

>> No.9435000

>>9434958
Ohh... Acel...

>> No.9435005

Helium asphyxiation.

>> No.9435020

Please reconsider

>> No.9435027

>>9434946
Really tall building
Gun
Loadse medicine

It's not hard OP.
Just curious, but why kill yourself?

>> No.9435038

That girl needs a hot air gun.

>> No.9435059

Fucking up your solders, damn I know that feel.

Just leave that shit on a breadboard and relax, it's what I do.

>> No.9435053

Travel to Japan. Buy a cow or two. Locate and travel to the physical location of Gensokyo (this is the most important step). Get lost in the forest with your cows. Now offer the cows to any youkai that might eat you if you slip through. Once you make it to the human village you are then forever protected by the spell card rules. Though you still might get beat up and some beast youkai that don't have a humanoid brain will still try to eat you probably if you wander too far from the village.

>> No.9435066

I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter...

>> No.9435069

smoke w33d

>> No.9435076

>>9435020
It's over. There's nothing left to consider.

>> No.9435085

>>9435076
please respond >>9434966

>> No.9435093

I read somewhere that burning to death is fucking awful since the pain will stop you from going unconscious and it takes about 30 minutes until you die. Also burning alive is supposed to hurt like fuck.

Do not try at home.

>> No.9435095

>>9434966
I have nothing to live for. Please try to understand.

>> No.9435099

>>9435095
but white ren, what about us?
you can't be selfish like this. please think about us

>> No.9435109

>>9435093
>Also burning alive is supposed to hurt like fuck.

Shocking news.

>> No.9435107

>>9435099
Sometimes one just knows that it's time for them to go. I love you all dearly, but that's how it is.

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9435119

Always have these. It's standard equipment for every neet.

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>>9435000
Don't talk to me, weirdo.

And no, your trips don't impress me you fucking nerd.

>> No.9435130

Just move away somewhere else, you may end this old life of yours and be reborn a new person.

and you can still talk to us.

i know it sounds way easier than done, but it's doable.

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>>9435107
but what makes you think it's time to go?
I think you need to think about it more before you do anything rash.
It would be best to get a second opinion on it anyway, just in case you aren't thinking about it right.

I hope this helps White Ren, but it's your decision to make, what you do. Please let me know if you want to talk about it though.

>> No.9435137

meditate and attain enlightenment under the guidance of the dharma.

it is a slow way to do it though.

>> No.9435148

>>9435081

>> No.9435185

why is /jp/ tohou general?

>> No.9435199

You're saying please try to understand why I want to end my life when you provide 0 details of why, maybe share with us your problems and we can help.

>> No.9435203

I wonder if there are people on /jp/ who write ''noo don't do this'' posts unironically.

>> No.9435229

>>9435137
this. totally worth it.
the first results may come already in the first month of practice

>> No.9435241

>>9435203

>Still mixing up irony with sarcasm or satire

Why the fuck does everyone on 4chan do this?

>> No.9435248

>>9435241
Blame SA

>> No.9435251

Goodbye, my beloved /jp/.

>> No.9435258

>>9435251
White Ren please no

>> No.9435258,1 [INTERNAL] 

Yeah rip

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