/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Whenever I am forced to be around family or anyone else I will sometimes get the strong urge to vomit. There is usually blood in it if I do.

Nothing that fancy, asthma, back pains, weak joints, ulcers, sometime I poop blood so I have anemia.

I have autism, but apparently I'm "exceptional" among my peers so I seem normal, whatever that means. Is it cute? I have no clue.

I also have chronic migraines and a myriad of other problems.

I have a heart arrhythmia.
It prevents me from playing sports.

So not much overall change in my life as far as I can tell. Normal people probably have better circulation and more energy but I have nothing to compare to as I was born with it.

I'm chronically lazy.

I'm a chronic shitposter

Arrhythmia here too.

Severe case, prevents me from doing much of anything without risking my pulse cutting out intermittently.

The only medication I can take for it sends me into ballistic raging mood swings.

So my only options are take it easy or die.

I'm a pathological liar.

>>9432024
I'm a clinical sociopath. I kill homeless people and shitpost in my spare time. Am I cute?

>>9432018
``oh this thread is bad, lets make it even fucking worse, I'm sure it'll improve /jp/ if we smear shit all over'' - u

Fuck your irony, you're shitposting right now.

>>9432036
You're literally shitposting.

I have chronic headaches, I'm a klepto, I feel suicidal when I don't have a headache, and I have a learning disability that makes me have difficulty understanding logical processes.

>>9432045
Explain in 5 sentences why you needed to use ``literally'', and I'll consider your point.

Not one. I'll never get free gubmint money. Besides food stamps, anyway.

There's something wrong with my back or something like that. Is that cute?

Is compulsive theft a disability?
I don't steal things from stores, it's just when I know I have no chance of being caught, I don't have a moral barrier that stops me from picking something up for my own.

I feel really bad after every time though,

>>9432036
What is that you``re frustrated about?

I have asthma and anemia, like Patchy!

>>9432057
I cannot understand why you'd feel bad about that.

>>9432065
Too bad you're not smart and probably haven't touched a book in years.

Amnesia.
I've already forgotten what I did an hour ago

I have had nystagmus since I was 3 months old and nothing but expensive laser eye surgery can fix it. Because of it, I could never play sports and driving is a bitch. Doctor says it will go away eventually though. It hasn't so far.

Low vitamin D
Anemia
Some disease that makes it hard for me to maintain calcium.

I like to think this is my final NEET form

>>9432057
Klepto here yes it is! I believe some steal out of desperation but if you're anything like me you just impulsively slip things into your pocket or bag because why not you won't get caught and it makes you giddy.

>>9432054
It objectively made my post more powerful.

i used to have selective mutism but the people took it away
so the bullies gave me some sort of social anxiety

>>9432092
Because it's wrong, faggot.

I get panic attacks when I try to converse with a large group of people in an uncomfortable environment. I don't stutter, but sometimes I speak too soft for people to understand me. I use complicated words all the time that I have no idea how to pronounce, because I read them all in books.

I'm chronically underweight as well, and I unironically and literally want to become a little girl.

Sometimes my eyes hurt from using the PC too much. I also feel sleepy a lot, especially when I get less than 8 hours sleep.

I get viral infections several times a year where I get a runny, blocked nose often accompanied by a sore throat and a headache.

When I forget to eat I start feeling really weak.

>>9432081
>tfw I just stopped reading to browse /jp/
>tfw I got a $70,000 scholarship for brains alone
Why are you being mean, anon? ;_;

>>9432057

try stealing from wal-mart on purpose then when they take you to the back to fill out your information, run away as fast as you can and don't stop running. The thrill of a having someone chase you is fun.

>>9432092
For me it's just more like, I'm at a public gathering or something similar, I see something really small like a ten and just lift it.
I also steal food a lot, not because I have to, I have a really bad habit of taking my friends' food.

I don't do it for the excitement, stealing has never excited me, I just do it compulsively

>>9432099
Oh you feel bad? I didn't real your first post fully I apologize...

I feel bad when people think badly of me in person or judge me for my actions but when no one knows it just feels like I'm stealing from a faceless company rather than people. It's not like I steal from people's homes.

>>9432101
>literally want to become a little girl.

Why else would you be here?

>>9432090
>Low vitamin D
my doctor told me i had the lowest vitamin D she'd ever seen
i dont go out much

>>9432104
Those aren't disabilities. You're just lazy and not taking care of yourself.

The tuition was probably $70k in the first place, right?

You should just say you're getting free education, the actual figure is meaningless.

>>9432105
I-I'm sorry, I just wanted to tease.

Meant to quote >>9432105

I too have chronic migraines since I was a child OP. Lucky you no one ever gets me food.
Dunno if this is cute but sometimes I can see everything blue-colored.

I have an inferiority complex so debilitating that it kept me from actually posting this for a good 20 minutes... I'll probably also sage because nothing I say has any real value...

Also when I get down or depressed there is this dull pain in my chest and my fingers and toes begin to feel numb.

>>9432115
I forgot to mention I have trouble concentrating on boring things.

>>9432101
>I'm chronically underweight as well
That's not an illness, though. It's just being too lazy to eat.

>>9432128
btw I'm a girl...

>>9432108
You do understand that faceless companies just pour the shit they get down on relatively irrelevant people?

>>9432122
I forgot to mention, I have Asperger syndrome.

I'm a little daltonic so if I worked as bomb defuser I could be a moe Dojiko who always cuts the wrong color of wire and ends up exploding the bombs along with everyone and everything.

>>9432134
Stop that... I didn't even post that... stop trying to make people think I'm a meme spewing faggot...

>>9432137
And by irrelevant I mean not profitable to the company.

>>9432116
Nope, something like 40k, with room and board on top of that.
>poor black girl going to a private university for education in a primarily white male dominated industry
Affirmative action makes me feel guilty.

>>9432117
You are forgiven.

>>9432131

When I took that it told me I had the typical BMI of someone from North Korea or Somalia.

>>9432134

I'm a girl too but I'm not going to tell you which person I am in this thread. It's irrelevant and your memes are terrible.

>>9432151
Don't use koakuma to shitpost; and kill yourself ``please''.

i have a serious case of fuggedurmom-itis

>>9432151

>btw i'm a strong black woman who need no man

is dissociative identity disorder and PTSD cute?

>>9432180

Does it make you sensitive and vulnerable, or angry and bitter? It's only moe if it's the former.

Just some disease that turn my skin nuclear white.

>>9432128
*hug*

I have a problem with my feet that makes them hurt after 30 seconds of standing up. I feel I should use this when I'm older to ask for a free seat in the bus and look like a kind of weak but cool old guy, which is kind of cute for some people or something I don't know

>>9432113
among other things i also have osteoporosis, which would be pretty cute if i was a 2D girl
i would be a dojikko who always broke bones when she fell

>>9432188
it makes me want something that comforts me, but there is nothing in the world that does.

even copious amounts of porn don't do anything. a relationship didn't help. drinking makes me sick now, i think i hurt myself last time i overdid it.

>>9432207
Give yourself some sort of regeneration, and you've got your cute magical girlfriend cliché romance.

>>9432197
;_;

I'm prone to nosebleeding.

Nothong too crazy: tendonitis (which is weird, because I'm pretty young) depression, Shizoid, anxiety attacks, chronic migraines. Just the usual NEET shit, I guess.

You all got symptoms what old people have above 70+

Move your ass more /jp/

I'm prone to nosebleeding.

>>9432226
I want /fit/ to leave.

>>9432217

>>9432217

Look at that image, now look at this image.

Why does everything have to be so lewd?

My disability is the opposite of cute: I have a defect which makes my connective tissues fold collagen incorrectly, so if I leave them alone, my tendons shorten. My eyes are the worst effected by this so I can't attain binocular vision, my eyes are astigmatic, and I've been wall-eyed since birth (I've had two surgeries to cut into my eye-muscles; you have to be awake for the suturing-- just like the rhyme "stick a needle in your eye", except that's a possibility if you move, despite the fact everything about the situation is telling you to move) . Additionally, I have scoliosis, and it's deformed my ribcage; I have to keep limber or my ribs start squeezing the sinistrally located viscera of my body due to a twist in my spine.

On top of that, I guess I'm just fed up and have to stimulate myself through life.

>>9432210

That sounds really cute anon. But alcoholism is not cute, because I wouldn't want a cute girl I was taking care of to suddenly vomit all over me.

Some people might though

>>9432246
Everything can be made cute with a little effort.
Just try to imagine a little girl with glasses that constantly has to move about when talking and doing cute things. You know, moving slowly with her little fingers and whatnot, pretty cute I'd say.

I'm almost a cripple but that doesn't seem to cute. I'm almost blind in my right eye and almost deaf in my left ear but that doesn't seem cute either. I've been told I had SPD, but I don't think that's cute.

I don't think anything about me is cute.

>>9432240
... Lewd...

>>9432264

You can be a socially disinterested little girl with a penchant for eyepatches.

>>9431999
>>9432021

HELL yeah, Arrhythmia sisters. HHHHNNNNGGGGG

>>9432248
Nigga alcoholism is the cutest thing ever.

There's nothing more cute than a girl who hates her life and drinks every day just so she can stop feeling for a few hours blacking out and coming to in the middle of the sidewalk being attacked and dragged down a curb by two bouncers, before running away and getting arrested a month later because in order to get the bouncers off her back she had to pull a knife on them

>>9432156
Congratulations. You're of the inferior gender.

>>9432298
Thanks to animu, now alcoholic girls remind me of careerwomen for some reason.

Is epilepsy cute? I'm certainly clinically depressed as well but I'm embarrassed to see a doctor about it.

>>9432298

>>9432319
I don't know. Seizures are pretty intense. I guess the helplessness after them could be considered cute.

>>9432319
Isn't it dangerous for you to be on the internet?

>>9432319
>>9432341
i want to see a h-manga with an epileptic girl as the main character
she gets raped whenever she has a seizure

I'm a perfectly healthy handsome young man with above average height and a IBM of 23, as far as I can remember I've not been sick asides a few colds that lasted a day and didn't interrupt my daily rutine, why can't I be moe?

>>9432319
You want some fries with that shake?

Thanks, I'll be here all night.

Amnesia.
I've already forgotten what I did an hour ago

I have poor blood circulation and anemia, so i constantly am tired and have dark bags under my eyes. My chest and leg were hurting today as well, so I'm likely going to die of a blood clot or heart attack.

>>9432083
>>9432401

I... I need to wear glasses.

>>9432354
>IBM of 23

I too, enjoy the PS/2. It was really cool playing BattleChess on that.

>>9432434
That's cute.

>>9432451
this is a sickass post

I suffer from full-body hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating to the point of it being debilitating). Its not so bad in the winter, but in the summer I run the risk of serious dehydration and heatstroke, even indoors. It has nothing to do with weight either, as I'm about 15lbs underweight.
That alone isn't the reason I've become a hikki, but its probably the largest contributor.

>>9432341
Photosensitive epilepsy makes up a relatively small portion of those with epilepsy.

>>9432341
Those fucking grand mal seizures man, I don't remember anything before, during, or after them. I haven't had one in a while though. Afterwards I'm so physically worn-out it's very difficult to move for the next day or so. Helpless moe I guess...

>>9432463
i have the opposite, i dont sweat at all
which is kinda bad in the summer

Severe spinal cord injury when I was 8, been in a wheelchair ever since.

I consider my social phobia and anxiety more of a disability.

>>9432470
Oh, sorry, I meant the first response to point to this post

>>9432342

Where are all the pectus excavatum folks at?

I kinda feel like my brain is slowly degenerating and I get more stupid every single day.

Sometimes the inside of my head hurts around my forehead and towards the top of my head and my forehead always feels hot.

I already thought that insects are eating away at my brain, but that sounds a little bit too insane.

>>9432502

>>9432516
Damn, your chakras are exploding from spirituality dude.

>>9432532
What if you cut the rest off?

>>9432516
>I kinda feel like my brain is slowly degenerating and I get more stupid every single day.
This is completely normal
>Sometimes the inside of my head hurts around my forehead and towards the top of my head and my forehead always feels hot.
This is not. I would encourage you to see a neurologist, or at the very least a GP.

I'm undiagnosed but I think I have amnesia.

I miss the last two fingers in my left hand, but that isn't considered a disability by the medical system

>>9432532
Can you still play the vidja?

>>9432502
Mines isn't as bad as it could be and has never been a problem other than my friends laughing at me back in the high school changing rooms. I don't consider it a disability.

Sensitive skin, low heat resistance, sinusitis.

That is why I hate going outdoors.

I hope someone finds them to be moe

>>9432532
How can you have fingers in your hand?

>>9432535
because 3 fingers is also cool, and thumbs make me better than animals

>>9432545
yes i can
>>9432552
i have 3 and a half, it still looks like a hand

aren't migraines for women? Like, old hags.

>>9432560
I bet you're better at 2hu than me.

>>9432574
Hey, my mom gets them and she ain't an old hag.

>>9432566
Well, honestly, if you still can do what you normally do then I don't really see it as a disability.

I imagine that it probably looks kinda creepy and you probably get/got that a lot. Sorry about that.

-Trouble retaining short term memory due to car accident where my head took a 70mph dive to a car window.
-Generalized Anxiety Disorder (Panic attacks and very severe hypochondria)
-Major Depressive Disorder (My therapist is reevaluating my past therapy visits to see if these two aren't Bipolar Disorder)
-Social Phobia (Moderate, I can go outside and all, but I am very awkward with interactions with people and don't like group outings).
-Hypoglycemia
-Arrhythmia (Mild)
-Early onset arthritis

So /jp/, am I uguu?

Narcolepsy, asthma, clumsiness, forgetfulness, and poor eyesight. I'm also kind of stupid, and I have somewhat extreme luck.
I guess they aren't really disabilities, but together they can make life a bit difficult, sometimes.

>>9432588
he probably gets hot nurses licking his hand, so it's not all bad

>>9432637
I'd fugg you in the ass everytime you fell asleep due to narcolepsy.

sparky4 is extremely clumsy

It's not a disability. But I get too mad at video games and have just about given them up. I can't take it easy with video games. The second I lose or anything goes wrong, I scream, swear, and more. Sometimes I throw things. I've broken controllers, keyboards, and other objects. I've hurt myself in fury, be it from smashing something or biting myself. Sometimes I end up bleeding. I've never played a multiplayer game in person, but I would probably attack them.

Yes, I actually bite myself. I'll build up so much rage I look for the closest thing I can make bleed and that is usually my hand.

Just about every online game I play leads to ragequitting. I've rarely finished a match in any online game. Nowadays it's getting to where my chest hurts while I play video games because I get so angry.

I want to stop playing video games but there isn't much else for me to do in my spare time.

>>9432670
You could just stop being mad. It's easy.

>>9432690
Not for me. I've been this way ever since I was a kid. I've tried to change, but I can't.

asthma
allergic to cats
paranoid schizophrenia
allergic to fir trees
INTJ-related social problems
pilonidel sinus
depression

>>9432670
>/v/
The only times I ever show strong negative emotions is when video games rub my utter mediocre casualness in my face, and I, too, have a habit of biting my hand to quell it. Rarely do I draw blood, though, and I'm pretty sure what I do is not normal.

depressed
angry
ankle hurts sometimes
acne
pain in neck
sore back
hurts to move
skinny leggs
arms of jelly
sweat a lot at night
NEET
left eye is blurred

>>9432574

Not really, migraines are pretty mysterious. Most doctors will say they're a result from stress, but some people are just more prone to them than others. When I was much younger, I'd get them on a bi-weekly basis, to the point where the school nurse wouldn't even check my temperature anymore; the school just sent me home. Obviously, this was more than likely a result from stress, due also to massive social anxiety. When I started home schooling, the migraines stopped happening so periodically, and ceased almost entirely in adulthood. Nowadays, I only get them about once a year, though they are still quite brutal when they show up.

Point is, migraines are just strange. The cause can vary from person to person, and they can occur at any age/gender.

>>9432670
I destroyed my first copy of SC2 and completely cut myself off from my account and any hope of retrieving it in frustration.

I ended up getting another one and quitting more gently though.

I have teeth like I've been on meth my entire life. That's cute, right?

assburgers
depression
anxiety
chronic migraines
chronic sinusitis
OCD
depersonalization disorder
erectile dysfunction (from SSRIs)

>>9432352
Shouldn't that be backwards?
Because I bet the whole appeal of it would be in her loss of control during intercourse.

I'm balding.

/jp/, I don't have any cute disabilities but I love you and yours.

Asthma, terrible allergies, and lack of protein.
isdiskawaii?

hemorrhoids..so fucking painful..

I have the shakes like Michael J Fox.

My eyes are misaligned. When I space out and stop focusing I look like a drooling retard.

I have lactose intolerance, try to beat that.

Assburgers, GID, anemia and I've been feeling a little depressed lately.

>>9432624
Did the car swerve and collide from the side, or did you not have your seatbelt on and hit the windshield?

depressed
anxiety
OCD
shitposter

I have Marfan's Syndrome. It's not a disability per se, but I have very long limbs, fingers, etc. and it means I'm likely to die young as the result of an aortic dissection.
Does that count?

>have a writing disability
not even joking, there is something wrong with my wrist, and you wouldn't know it till i try to draw or write something

I have a few disabilities, but I do not know if they are cute.

1. I have asperger's, I think. I'm not sure. When I talk to people I get scared and I don't know what to do, so I look at the floor and I'm too scared to talk loudly so I mumble and they keep asking me what I'm saying and I don't know what to do and I get very, very scared and then I say I have to go. Then I go away.

2. I have low blood pressure, I think. Sometimes when I stand up very quickly I feel strange and I get frightened and then everything gets dark and I fall down. I wake up a little bit later and it scares me.

3. My.. penis (I'm sorry for saying a lewd word) doesn't work. I don't know why. It's very lazy I think. It kind of lays there. Doing nothing. Forever. Sometimes it pees and that works normally, but it doesn't get big. It just lays there and sleeps all day.

>>9434067
Can you dunk?

>>9433973
Michael J. Fox is moe as fuck so I think you win.

>Suffer from Sleep Paralysis
>Receive checks from the government, as it is a disability
>I haven't had it in over a year

>>9434081
He doesn't win if >>9434067 can dunk.