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Is there a transcript of this?

that guy should die in a fire for use of his shitty logic and assumptions.

>>9426661
Feel free to refute anything he said, if you can that is.

Waifus are an /a/ thing, way to show how new you are. And fuck off with the spoilers.

>>9426671
But the part I linked wasn't about waifus, you fucking idiot.

>>9426666
I could refute at least 70% of the video, not worth my time.

If you truly can't see what's wrong, you have no right to lecture people. He's just forcing his vision of right/wrong, making baseless assumption, and distort everything into extremes.
He's everything that's wrong in any debate.

>>9426671
Check out this try hard.

Tell me why I should watch somebody I don't know complain about something I (probably) don't give a shit about.

>>9426671

some men like to keep secrets just to fit in

Epic reaction images and me-me pictures OP. 10/10 would warai again.

>>9426685
>I could refute at least 70% of the video, not worth my time.
Yeah, right. Whatever helps you sleep at night, nerd.

>>9426679
I will not watch the video you bitch, summarize that portion for me. And fuck off with the reaction images, /b/ro.

>the 3DPD thing is still a joke


o-okay

>>9426699
How about you come and suck my dick?

>>9426707
No.

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>>9426705
Unless those images are contributing to the discussion, stop using them.

>>9426666
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>>9426705
Can you take your reaction images back to /a/, ``please''!

ZUN is my waifu except rather than fucking him I wish I was him. He's great.

>>9426699
it's nothing really some normalfag points out waifu is escapism and then keeps making fun of them nurrrds

>>9426705
I thought you had a message to share with the community. I assure you it would reach more people if you put it into text.

>>9426699

I watched the video completely beforehand. It's just some guy shoving what he thinks everyone else thinks about "waifuism" like hes a 4chan expert

Nobody here has a "waifu." Go back to /a/.

I think you wanted to post this on r9k

>>9426710
No.

I want /a/ to leave.

I'm gay.

>>9426718
but /jp/, you are le /a/

>>9426666
SIGG GWUADS, DUDE!

>>9426714
Did he say anything interesting or new?

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Back to your own board.

>>9426699
here's a summary:
1) we're nerd and as such shouldn't hate on narutard and /v/
2) we're not superior to them
3) 3DPD is mostly a joke
4) if a girl has had sex with many people, that's a quality
5) not liking a girl who doesn't sleep around is stupid
6) we're all ugly nerds
7) we're sad being alones
8) we don't go to parties because we're in denial
9) we're building walls and imprison ourselves
10) if you become a normalfag, you've freed your mind.

>>9426725
Make me, faggot.

>>9426731
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

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>>9426731
This is my last warning, stop with the reaction images.

This video is so stupid. All that armchair psychology and blanket assumptions.

>3DPD is a joke
2D is an idyllic reflection of our concept of being. It is closer to the Form. Is it so strange that those of us who have not bought into modern systematic conditioning gravitate toward 2D? How can we say that a "real" 3D female is at all true when she is nothing more than a collection of socially accepted symbols and images? It's not the image the viewer connects to, but the concept.

In this case, as with any, the simulation/simulacrum is more true than the reality by virtue of the fact that our "reality" is no longer real.

>>9426738
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

fuck off normals

Have you ever been in love, OP?

I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Just one guy trying to speak for everyone with his shitty logic and "my opinion>your opinion"
He's everything that is wrong with 4chan

ITT: /jp/ got told

>>9426666
I hold myself to the same standards I would hold a hypothetical female to. I would not have sex with someone unless it is someone that I really care about and intend to stay with. I'm sure the rest of /jp/ would agree with this as well.

The only negative thing about waifu is that you could grow bored one day or develop an erectile dysfunction from fapping to much to too many things at once.

I recommend abstaining from fapping for a month at least twice a year. Stay healthy neets.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Do you want to be wise? Learn Aikido

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in the entire world.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

>>9426755
The mere fact he's making a video shows he's not INTP and therefore should fuck off of /jp/.

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

Aikido does not deflect attacks.
It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force.

A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.

That is the power of Aikido.

>>9426738
What you gonna do, nerd?

Aikido master here.

Yeah, it would. Let me tell you are story.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on this chick when this bulky black guy comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

>>9426765
He's probably from /a/ Everything about him is classic /a/ mentality

Let me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

Setting aside the forced retardation, I never understood why people made videos instead of just putting things into text (unless, of course, the video itself contains relevant film or animation).

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please get out

>>9426790
Are you implying that it has changed at all?

I shall now show you how aikido can help you court a women

I decided to take a stroll in the park today in my Aikido suit as I like to call it, the weather was great. I found myself a great spot for doing Aikido techniques, as I train, a beautiful woman came up to me and tapped my shoulder. I was so immersed in training that I mistaken her as a threat and grabbed her arm, tossing her to the ground. I quickly realized my mistake and apologized, she accepted the sincere apology of mine.

Afterwards she asked me what I was doing, I explained to her that I was practicing the ancient and mighty Japanese art of Aikido, she gave me her phone number, wanting to discuss more of Aikido.

An obvious excuse to meetup once again to have sex because I already told her everything about Aikido.

>>9426778
You've never been to /a/, then.

>>9426778
either that or he's one of those shitposter who's not ironic.

>>9426772
Jesus fucking christ you god damn fucking faggot holy fucking shit we've given you the series name and now you're bitching about not being able to find it holy fucking fuck go drown yourself in a bucket of your own fat-roll sweat that you produce by jacking off to the picture of Rin masturbating in front of a computer because clearly that's the only reason you want to find the fucking manga you massive cocksucking knobgoblin, jesus fuckwobbling christ you are such a massive faggot words cannot express how much of a massive fucking faggot you are. If I had $1 for every time someone thought you were a really huge fucking faggot, I'd probably have about $14, but that's only because in real life people probably don't know how sad of a faggot you are looking (unsuc-fucking-cessfully might I add) for a manga with a preteen girl masturbating. Holy fucking doorknobs on ice you've probably sweat so much just straining your fat palms typing your google searches for this that your pants have a massive sweat line running off your chair and onto the floor, I hope that when you stand up you slip in it and break your neck. Faggot.

Anyways, >>11663, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yoshinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?

>>9426786
r u le mad?

>>9426786
Nope.

>>9426806
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

Marche, get out.

>>9426790
Hello, are you enjoying 4chan ? You seem to have gotten used to the post linking function now ^_^.

But please try to read more post and think before replying to someone ^^'.

I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>60227915, should just stick with today's special.

>>9426805
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Janitor...?

MEEEEEIDOOOOOOOOOO

>>9426814

e/bin vidoe!!1 i agreeb wid evertin :DDDDD

One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(cause you know we're bout to rip shit up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuttin but a G thang, baaaaabay !
Two loc'ed out niggaz so we're craaaaazay !
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me !
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah !)
But uhh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let em understand
from a young G's perspective
And before me dig out a bitch I have to find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin her man
and learnin her man — and at the same time burnin her man
Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
(YEAH !) And that's realer than Real-Deal Holyfield
And now you hookers and hoes know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

where are you, janny?

MEEEEIDOOOOO

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meiddo iz gedn fuggdd in poopr :DDDDD-----DDDXDDDDD

MEIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MEIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How about I don't even watch your stupid video, nerd.

>>9426860

Haha the pussy nerd left.

OWNED 5 LYFE HOMOKING

NSJ summoning thread?

!bar
ZUN
Meido
Anime
Manga
World of tanks
Video games
Vidya
MLP
Ponies
Puddi
sp
pol
WoW
Left or right.
cp
cgl
fit

Some of the points made in the video make sense (e.g. hiding powerlevel a bit less), but its difficult to relate with a lot of the arguments made.

For many of the users here, the lack of forced, in-person social interaction is a much appreciated blessing.

The video creator seems to not understand the reasons some people genuinely believe 3DPD, also.

Usually a video/speech like this is written by and for those who never really embraced the culture in the first place. They're just using the hobby as a temporary shelter until they can become "normalized" enough to reintegrate with the social circle of their choice. Unfortunately this is a large portion of the userbase, so I can see the audience for this type of video.

>>9426910
>i am faggot, i eat shit, please rape my face

Get out shitposting /a/ faggots. I'm not a seventeen year old weeaboo and that video has no place here.

delete this /a/ thread

In the adult world, liking otaku related things will get other people to prejudice you, believe it or not. I know that's a stupid thing, but we all know it's true.

I also thing that the "waifu movement" is like a joke or something.