/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9424080
You have too much free time on your hands.

You know those things carry disease right? Like salmonella and stuff.

Thats pretty cruel
but crazy if true

>>9424095
that's why you need to make sure they're properly cooked all the way through before eating

>>9424095

Dude, Bear Grills eats them.

He even tells they have protein. They've got to be good.

>>9424080

>I experimented with microwaving cockroaches for food

Why?

>>9424123
Enjoy your rabbit starvation.

>>9424123
yeah, you're right what the fuck am I thinking. There's nothing wrong with eating something that lives in shit infested moldy areas like sewers, and has been known to carry diseases.

Sorry for being such a stupid faggot guys.

>>9424162
Cockroaches are cleaner than humans
Look it up nerd

>>9424162

Complain to Bear Grills, d00d. Not me.

this thread is relevant to my interests.

>>9424169
Well, I ain't eating human either.

You're over-thinking things. It's just the microwave.

>I experimented with microwaving cockroaches for food

Your own shit has plenty of protein that didn't get absorbed in the first pass. Just imagine all the wasted potential.

>>9424416
Then why did it go back to normal once the insects were dead with the microwave still running? And it happened the next time too, and microwaving ramen doesn't disrupt the radio either.

>>9424493
Cut a grape in half, but keep it connected, then put the cockroach on top of it, and tell me what happens.

>>9424493
they're sending signals into the past through the radio.
someone in 2002 is listening to Justin Bieber now.

>>9424586
Of all the signals to send to the past...

When I was a kid I captured a cockroach and shut it inside one of these plastic balls which came with a toy inside for 50 cents I also wrote a small note that said:

"My name is captain XXXXX(can't remember) and I need a home, please love me."

Then I throw it in the river hoping it would find a home.
The sad part is the bug was already dead, well whatever.

Is your radio AM, FM or digital stream?

>>9424631
NO! Don't do this bullshit, this is how I fell in love with spiders.

I won't let it happen with these disgusting things!


...She is kinda cute though.

>>9424639
So was this ever picked up and scanned?

If you want to eat insects, you should farm them.

You might have discovered a big secret of insectology-microwavology

Publish a paper or something

>>9424651
Are you the same guy who stepped on that one spider and then stepped on the baby ones that came out of it and regretted doing it later?

>>9424710
No, not him, but after seeing cute spider girls I can't kill spiders anymore. Especially the cute jumping spiders I see everyday!

The only ones I don't like are the big spiders the size of my hand.

Sometimes I wonder if you guys are alright in the head..

>>9424623
FM. I'll do more experiments once I find more live cockroaches.

>>9424792
don't bully please.

>I experimented with microwaving cockroaches for food

>>9425151

Food is expensive as hell.

>>9424651

It is paranormal. Screams of cockroach was trying to manifest itself through your radio speaker.

>>9425151
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>>9424080
Was the radio connected to mains voltage? If yes, next time try again with a different radio, preferably battery-powered.