/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I DONT KNOW WHO TO CHOOSE

Is that Cirno?

It's Still Shitposting Even If You Are Being Ironic

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

SIXTH!!!

THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF THE DAY HAS FLANALLY COME!

>>9421496

nsj sanctioned shitposting thread

>>9421496
>>9421502
What movie is that from?

>>9421507
Excalibur

post the "do you even lift?" one

>>9421515

The most exciting time of the day has flanally come!

cool

post the "post the "do you even lift?" one" one

>>9421530

post the " post the "post the "do you even lift?" one" one" one

>>9421558

I fucking hate the "post the" meme

I missed satenfly for tonight, but here's remi instead.

post the " post the " post the "post the "do you even lift?" one" one" one" one

>>9421572

>>9421572

post the " post the " post the " post the "post the "do you even lift?" one" one" one" one" one

fug

>>9421587

>>9421578
>>9421577
>>9421565
>>9421545
those aren't the ones.

Thank god the imposter from last night is gone.

>>9421589
thanks

>>9421568
Why is she riding a bike if she can fly?

>>9421591
This is the first time I've ever been thanked, on /jp/, thank you kind sir, thank you.

/r/ing a pissing satenfly, please.

guys

uh guys

The most exciting time of the day has flanally arrived, but our records don't show from where.

GUYS SERIOUSLY

>>9421671
OH SHIT GOYS.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>9421678
>>9421671
>>9421664
I've always wondered how do you guys do this kind of distortion effects?

>>9421689
VLC can open images actually.

/m/ here
>>>/m/8019222
You dropped something

>>9421697
I'm surprised. But at least this functionality isn't as retarded as Irfanview adding the capability of watching videos.

>>9421678
We'll take it from here sir.

>>9421678
When I was a kid and the nintendo would fuck up and the CRT would display an image like this, it used to scare the fuck out of me.
I thought that like...the god of the TV was mad at me, or something.

>>9421709
How Lewd

A few years ago, a mother and father needed a break, so they headed out for a night at the sushi bar and called babysitter-kun.
When the babysitter arrived, the two imoutos were already fast asleep in bed. Babysitter-kun just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the imoutos.

Later that night, babysitter-kun called the parents and asked them if he could make some riceballs. "Of course", the parents said. Babysitter-kun also had one final request...

He asked if he could cover up the creepy cirno dakimakura in the corner of the bedroom with a blanket because cirno is gross.
The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father said "What dakimakura? Honey no I swear it's not mine"

"Onii-chan, I had a bad dream"
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness - it's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"

"No, onii-chan."

The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your imouto's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sis?"

"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing the dakimakura's cover sat up"

For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off your imouto. The covers behind you begin to shift.

>>9421705
You are in fullscreen mode in your shota toddercon folder. You have abstained for more than a week for this fap and you'll be damned if you are going to let anything ruin it.

You slowly mash the arrow keys with your left hand, your right hand being too busy with your penis to help out. Image by image, you navigate the folders labeled by fetish with the neat dialog box that needs no mouse.

You enter the Anal folder. Sodomized infant boys flash by and you are nearing release. You can feel the tingly. You continue to mash the right arrow key, looking for that one image that will really set you off when it happens.

Image number 61, as shown by the green text at the top, is not an image at all, but a short video that you forgot to save. The player window is shown in all of it's pathetic form, the controls more suited to year 1993 than today. Even worse than the presentation is the code running it. It takes irfanview quite a while to load codecs, freezing the application. What's worse is that you have lost your ability to navigate the folder!

You can't hold back. You ejaculate to that ugly, blank interface. You grimace at the poor quality fap and close the window, knowing that dwelling on your lose will only bring more pain.

>>9421764
How can you not hold back your ejaculation when you're masturbating? You're literally have a handle on the situation.

>>9421762
>>9421756
/x/ pls go.

>>9421764
That's quite funny. Luckily for some reason, pictures and videos are never in the same folder for me.

Can we keep this on the front page, please?

>>9421819

No.

>>9421824
Do you think saging makes you cool?

>>9421824
sage

>>9421848
>>9421848

Do you think being mad as fuck makes you look cool?

>>9421848
Do you think sucking my cock, dude makes you cool?

>>9421860
Fuck you, faggot. I'll beat your ass and cum on your face. Just try to sage me one more time and I swear I'll do it.

>>9421902
sage

>>9421902
i dont get it how can u be so buttranched all teh time? u leik our filling all teh saleds with ur buttranch all teh kidz r dippin they're chicken nugets in teh rance. how can u even get so owned?

>>9421924>>9421918
That's it faggots. I'm coming for you. When I get there, you had better be lubed up and ready to go, faggots.

>>9421940
sage

>>9421940
u think u're such a fucking big man huh y dont you get on live and we'll play some gears and i'll show you what's up you nigger.

WHATA FACK MAN LOLOLOLOL

XD XD LE RUSTLE

xD

dicks

N-no

>>9421848

>>9425348
nice job
10/10

I made a youtube video moments ago just in anticipation of this exact thread

Where is the pissing flanfly?

>>9421485
Too early.