/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Where's his face?

I knew this day was going to come. I regret shitposting for a whole week and annoying the janitor.

>Everyone hates /jp/
>Nothing but shitposting on /jp/

Business as usual

I noticed this too, no janitor has taken any action in the recent days.
What the fuck is going on?

Who are you quoting though?

>>9418690
shitposters tore it off

What's the Question up to in the new 52?

>>9418695
He quit where have you been?

>>9418703
Who banned me yesterday?

There's a mod who has been popping up every once in a while and issuing bans over the past week.

>>9418708
Only mods can ban

And I smell some conspiracy. /jp/ had AT LEAST 2 janitors. It's impossible for them both to quit instantly at the same time.

>>9418708
Janitors can't ban, they can only flag you for banning. It was actually the /a/ mod banning yesterday and the day before. I can assume this because the /mu/ mod wouldn't have banned me for only 3 days for spamming.

>>9418709
Oh. Must have been some subhuman normalfag mod from /a/.

>[15] pages for days
>Shitposting everywere
I know, everything on /jp/ is shitposting. But this is bad shitposting. I don't like it.

G-guys... what if the mod/moot told the moderation team to let us rot? Like not to moderate us anymore?

It's pretty logical if you think about it

Even the washing machine thread has its report queue constantly cleared.

>janitor's face before he filed his resignation and shot himself while jumping off a 10 story building with a noose around his neck

>>9418719
>>9418731
I think moot is finally pulling the plug.

>>9418750

>>9418726
no shitposting is good shitposting you moron.

Where do we go once moot deletes /jp/?

>>9418764
>no shitposting is good shitposting you moron.
This is what neo-/jp/ actually believes.

>>9418750
RIP /jp/
He wants us to drow in this shit so we won't infest other boards.

Fucking son of a bitch, he won't just remove the board?

/jp/ is sfw /b/ now.

>>9418772
No where, just keep up with the news and stick to my hobbies all by myself.

>>9418764
>>9418767
I think it's a lot like "trolling" was on old /b/. It had the potential to be like a really funny joke if you pulled it off well, but recently it's nothing more than stupid shit that no one laughs at and just mildly annoys everyone.

>>9418779
>>9418779


more like 2D-themed /soc/

/jp/ on left

>>9418783
I don't even know if it should be called trolling anymore. It's just doing something stupid and then claiming you did it on purpose.

>>9418779
it's not even sfw when it comes to what is posted, it's more like >>9418789
said

You fags are worrying too much. Don't worry, we'll be assigned a new meido soon enough, just like always. Moot will come through for us. And not to mention nobody can resist the desire to tame the beast that is /jp/.

I suggest we think up names for the new janitor.

>>9418815
Dubs and we call him New Friendly Janitor.

>>9418815
NNSJ

>>9418815
We didn't had only one meido. I assure you.

>>9418821
how original

Dubs and we call him nigger

Dubs and we call him asshomo buttfucker nigger turboloser janitor

ABNTJ for short

I'm fine with meido.

>>9418772
le finnchan, bro

Meido Redux v1.4

Anti-bully squidranger

>>9418866
DOUBLE DUBS HABE SBOKEN :DDDDD

dubs and we call him spurdo

Newest Shitty Janitor

>>9418866

How about you stop shitposting instead.

>>9418866
Spurdo it is.

>>9418877
>>9418877
>>9418877
>>9418877
The spurdo is the new meido.

>bitch about meido non stop
>calling him nsj and shit
>shit meta thread whining about janitor literally everyday
>gone for a few days
>WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE US MEIDO, WTF MAN
>mfw i hope he doesn't come back and let /jp/ shitpost itself into extinction
>mfw when no face

If dubs then moot fuck us in the ass and no meido will ever come

>>9418866
And then /jp/ died.

>>9418870
>>9418874
Fuck off, Finn scum. Do you really enjoy ruining everyone's fun so much? I wish someone would just carpet bomb your shitty country.

You are the reason why /jp/, my home, suck so much.

>>9418884
it's actually true

>>9418884
jp is tsundere for janitors

>>9418884
He should have some thicker skin

>>9418888
>>9418888
>>9418888
>>9418888
>>9418888
>>9418888
>>9418888
>>9418888
>>9418888
quads have spoken

>>9418877
>>9418866

whoa
which one will happen

>>9418888
Saten-san is the new janitor

>>9418896
TRIPS DECIDE

>>9418896
ur mom

Why a dead board wants moderation? /jp/ is dying anyway

>>9418866
:DDDDDDD

dubs and we get a meido and we will call him "Cleaning Faggot"

Fuck you shitposters.
Seriously fuck you. /jp/ is dead.

>>9418911
le doubles

>>9418884
We are the only board who has fun with the janitor. We just like to fuck with him, that is all.

>>9418911
Dubs confirm it

>>9418911
>>9418911
>>9418911

Doubs and you suck my cock, dude.

Nobody is getting a meido. Fuck all y'all.

>>9418911
It's not dead enough you piece of shit.
I won't rest until moot delete this hell.

>>9418921
get fucked homolord

THIS

THREAD

A

SHIT

>>9418933
Quit stealing all the dubs kid

>>9418933
dubs have spoken

>>9418924
He won't... because he doesn't want us to infest other boards. He knows it will be his own defeat if he deletes /jp/. All the 4chan would get shitty and /jp/'s content would get back to /a/, making it a shithole. /a/ would become a second /jp/. Maybe the split would happen again? We were designed to die, and we already are dead. Just not officialy.

Fucking Finns. Who the hell told them about this board? If it weren't for them, /jp/ would still be as good as back in 2008.

Is the janitor really gone?

Okay listen guys

Listen

I got this idea

Okay guys

What if

What

If

We take the board

And

Move it to another place

Think about it guys

Think about it

>>9418953
shut up

>>9418953
btw im a girl

>>9418953
yo4ch

>>9418948
Yes. And no meido will ever return. I'm more confident about that than anything in my life.

>>9418953
why was that ever funny

>>9418953
/bun/ devs pls go

>>9418953
I'll think about fucking your mom instead, turboloser. HAHA PANTS'D

>>9418953
What about going to /a/ and take over the place? Just like before the split?

That's a good idea. It will not only make moot angry, but he will not be able to let us just kill ourselves in shit.

>>9418975
All two of you?

>>9418975
But what will we discuss on /a/? You know, shitposting is not accepted there. If you're talking about Touhou hijacks, VN discussion, figure discussion, doujin games, I can see that happening.

/a/ better get their anuses lubed and well warmed up if /jp/ gets deleted.

No need for raids, /a/ is already shitty.
I just wish there was an anime community with an older audience, that wasn't full of good old days fags like colony drop

>>9418897
I support this notion.
All threads deleted except dick sucking threads
Then we shall call him neo/soc/janitor
NSJ for short

>>9418977
>>9418984
Really mod? You can clean up the board but you ban this guy?

>>9418984
But /a/ already discusses VNs, figures, and doujin games.

>>9418991
just imagine what a small elite squad of /jp/ shitposters could do to /a/

>>9418995
And here's your proof that they want us to die in the shit. Another reason to infest /a/
Getting ready my touhou hijack

>>9418999
Yeah. We could relocate there for borderline threads. It would be fun, I guess. And guess what, it's not against the rules, because we would just jump in the discussion that's generally accepted by mods and janitors.

the rotten /jp/ dick is going to force itself through the buttcheeks of /a/, get ready for it fags

>>9419007
I could help tomorrow, all my proxies are banned until then.

>>9419007
I don't think you need to hijack /a/ for optimum trolling. They're pretty good with on-topic/off-topic stuff, but they are weak against every other kind of trolling.

>>9418947
You don't actually believe that Ebin shitposters are actually Fins in real life do you?

If you do, I am actually certain that you are actually retarded and not pretend kind retarded

>>9419025
Except there are actually a lot of finns who post here. It's a reasonable suspicion.

>>9419025
Finn detected

/jp/ looks exactly the same with or without a janitor.

Who could have guessed.

>>9419047
hey zunbar could you please respond me on steam

plis don't shitbost childrens :-DDDDDDD
it is aganst th rules :-DDDDDDDDDDD

/jp/ should just be renamed /touhou/, and the borderline stuff that's already being discussed on /a/ could officially move there.

>>9419025
That's what I thought, but then it turned out that people do actually browse ylilauta, and nobody who's not Finnish would ever venture into that shithole.

>>9419047
congrats on the marrige

>>9419009
Going to /a/ would absolutely not be fun, they are rude and think making others feel bad is like super hilarious or something.

>>9419052
Then we could realize that "borderline stuff" isn't anime or manga, and move it to /jp/!

Oh wait.

>>9419047
Look at this! It's Mister "I come to /jp/ because /jp/ - 2D/Random"

How about we completely ignore the shitposters and not give them attention at all?

>>9419047
Fuck off. You are one of the reasons the board is shit with all your circlejerk idiot friends making threads about you all the time.

``When moot created /jp/ as a shitsink for /a/, I immediately thought to myself «Awesome! My very own Anime/Random board!»''
　　　　　　　　　－Zunbar, best poster on /jp/, 2012

>>9419056
super hilarious like fuq ur mom, am I rite xDDDDD

>>9419053
I shitpost with spurdo and I'm not finnish and don't go to ylilauta
It's a retarded meme so it feels right to post it in this retarded place

>>9419061
This idea is dead. /a/ accepts figs/VNs/etc as part of itself now. That's not necessarily a good thing, but hey, I'm not giving opinions here. /jp/ was created because /a/ didn't like the things that were supposed to go here in the first place.

>>9419052
The board needs a strict set of rule, not the vague shit that brings nothing but confusion.

I'm lost. The only place I felt at home in has turned to shit and just makes me feel bad now.

I may not be the most sociable person in the world but I still need someone to talk to, someone to share my thoughts with. What am I to do? Please help.

>>9419082
lol, get a girlfriend, nerd

>>9419074
But nobody can agree on "what /jp/ is really about", so any stricter rules would make lots of posters angry, which would result in more shitposting/off-topic posting.

>>9419077
Yeah? Well nobody gives a shit about you, tryhard spergfart.

>>9419082
Maybe you could find other imageboards. There are loads of those. That or just drown on your hobbies alone/doing minimal interaction. Become a nomad with no home.

>>9419082
I've relocated to japanese sites, actually. With enough search you can find NEETs too, but it's a bit hard and it will take you some time. Really, the world isn't made of /jp/. There is a lot to discover. Just open your mind and wander around the lands of the internet.

>>9419090
Ban the obvious shitposters and certain trips then. Pretty fucking obvious what they are aren't they?

>>9419095
You did, asspirate

>>9419095
Sdob brojeding gaylord

>>9419082
Get on /tohno/

>>9419090
Look what's happening now.
This board needs some set of rules for people to follow. People were angry about the name change when but they got over it quickly.

>>9419123
You mean from "Japanese Culture" to "Shitposting Culture"?

>>9419074
>>9419090
Nobody actually cares about this. /jp/ is shitty primarily because a small handful of posters really want to make /jp/ shitty, and no number of rules is going to stop them from doing that.

Daily
KoG
meta-thread

>>9418866
bega bilk :DDD:-:--DDDD

>>9419082
Little by little, people who came on /jp/ for what /jp/ was, start using other boards to discuss their interests, like LNs on /a/ and VNs on /vg/ for exmaple. Soon the only people left on /jp/ will be !bar-tier 2D/Random trashposters.

>>9419132
I shitpost because I was banned for shitposting.
Now I want to drown this board in shit

>>9419147
Congratulations. You already succeded.

>>9419147
Hey shitposter, I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to the mods over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Janitor got sick and tired of being called "NSJ" so she packed up her frilly dresses and left. Now /jp/ is exactly how everybody wanted it to be. Pro-tip: if you're going to take a dump, don't be so surprised when it smells bad.

>>9419143
But what about Touhou? I don't think it's accepted on any other board.

>>9419169
Hey man you already used that dump line before. Get new material.

>>9419147
So nothing has changed, right?
Hint, learn to identify threads made for ban bait.
Some of those are made by mods.

>>9418866
EBIN :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>9419168
I dont know what was said about you that was so bad that you thought you needed to make death threats but that was really not too smart on your part. the only reason I have left your death threat there is so that when the person who you have threatened goes to the police, the evidence will still be here. Please tell me who caused you to react like this and I will ban them too. This kind of behavior is not tolerated here.

>>9419198
Fail dubs

>>9419178
>ban bait

>>9419173
People will end up shitting up /a/ with Touhou again. And /jp/ will completely lose its purpose.

Whoever is this dub faggot and his friends who keep sucking his cock, you are the worst shitposter.
Dubs are predictable, btw.

>>9419196
I'm not trolling, I got banned a couple of times too in the same threads for the same reasons as other users.

I'm genuinely trying to help you, there's only one ban happy mod and he repeats himself a lot.

Just look at the front page

tank mmo thread
random reaction image, no topic thread
tripfag moetron thread
dick thread

Nothing to do with japanese culture or otaku culture, yet posted regularly and receives over a dozen replies all the time

/jp/, shitpost culture

>>9419207
Get him and tell him to monitor /jp/. I'll gladly get banned in the process if it means cleansing out the shit from the board.

I rarely shitpost, but I think it's great. It keeps the /a/ posters out. WAHHH THIS BOARD IS TERRIBLE, I'M INCAPABLE OF LOOKING PAST PAGE 0. WHY WON'T MY USERSCRIPTS FILTER THIS?!
Good riddance.

>>9419239
I have to disagree with you about this. There are many, many legit users that liked /jp/ and left because people like you shitposted.

>>9419239
It's not like you magically stumble upon tons of on-topic threads with discussion once you leave page 0.

>>9419239
Let us become /b/ that even /a/ wouldn't touch
Thank you for this marvelous plan.
Shall we also invade Russia this winter as you planned?