/jp/ - Otaku Culture

On you maybe. How much?

your mum

I'm too scared to get on autismbucks. The guide seemed to involve a lot of humiliation

>Have your monthly bux arrived yet?
Hell yeah bro.

>What are you planning to spend it on?
My counsellor psychologist social worker person decided she wants to take me shopping, in order to buy trainers, in order to exercise, in order to get healthier and feel better. I don't want that at all, but I'm too passive to refuse.
Trainers are expensive.

>>9416386

You don't actually have to shit in office buildings and get committed at a hospital on suicide threats. It's pretty easy

I spent all my money buying a trap stuff.

My mother told me she's planning to move out in 2-3 years. I don't know how to feel about this.

>>9416406
Also, she seems to think it'll make me NEET it up less.

>>9416406

Hoard your money then buy an RV, some solar panels, and satellite internet when she leaves and then go live truNEET in the woods.

I just want to help out my dad with the grocery shopping costs and the water/electric bill.

I don't want anything.

>>9416418
The things I would do to that squid..

>>9416410
No, she's planning to move to the woods herself and leave the apartment to me. The monthly upkeep for this dump is 200€, so there shouldn't be any problems with living truNEET.

I can't help but feel guilty about driving her out of her own home.

>>9416410
>RV

Just get a van.
http://www.cheaprvliving.com/howtoconvertavan.html

>>9416423
Please stop replying to me.

I'm going to buy a suit and pretend I'm a salaryman

I'm going to buy a suit and pretend I'm a salaryman. and this bra.

I'm going to buy a salaryman, and dress him in a suit and bra.

>>9416378
How are you truNEET if you appeal for acceptance from your peers, if you care about monthly income and if you almost make the spending of the money a priority that almost reminds one of work?

I did not actually plan to answer in this thread, but the tension in your post is really hard to bear and I'm almost losing some of my calm. Please don't do that.

>>9416386

It's mandatory that a truNEET sticks to his story.
Floor shitting, bottle pissing, tell it all and keep it gory.
I can't separate you from the tru and the fake, it's just not my call.
The offices regulate you and if you aren't tru then they turn you down with a phonecall.
The man behind the desk will look for an excuse as soon as you get there.
I'm tryin to tell you some tru shit cause if you fug up then you won't get anywhere.

Now you gotta look stressed out, so that's why I get spun out.
Coffee, drinks, speed, now load up til you're twitchin for everything you'll need.
Try to look depressed, fold your arms over your chest, and now stutter when you try to make your words come out.
Be visibly shaking, don't speak louder than a mumble, and when you're walking only shimmy or stumble, do it all right and you'll be leaving with your bux that night.

>>9416643

How can you be a truNEET if you're dead? You need money to survive and without parents then you got to trick the government. It's nothing to do with looking for acceptance, it's a carefully planned scam to extort money from normals.

Why don't you faggots go get a job or something? Stop being a burden on society.

How many NEET bux do you gross per month?

>>9416685

>>9416685
https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search&search_text=%22burden+on+society%22

You nerds need some new line.
Sorry we figured out how to beat the system and you didn't. Enjoy your 9-5 grind every day--at least you're not being a ``burden on society''!

>>9416386
The guide may work, but I didn't follow the guide at all for mine. For me, the process didn't involve any humiliation.

>>9416698
Why do we need a new line when it's a perfectly valid argument?

You're the main reason some people oppose welfare.

>>9416719
Who cares. We're creating jobs. You're taking them all for yourself. How selfish.

I'm not neet anymore, I got conscripted.

>>9416721
Are you even trying to get a job?

>>9416723
Autists aren't exempt from conscription? What shitty country do you live in?

>>9416719
nice reaction image /b/ro.

>>9416735
>reaction image with blue background
>/b/

>>9416738
who u qt?

>>9416719

>333414

And I should care about this why?

I'll break it down for you.

First let's look at you:
You're working, slaving away at some job for your check.

Now let's look at me:
I'm not working. I don't do shit. I sit here all day doing whatever I happen to want to do at the time. I'm getting checks this because I know how to play the game and I realize that ridiculous concepts like shame, and pride are only obstacles on the road to taking it easy.

Now let's compare our lives at various points in the average working day:
You're working. I'm masturbating.
You're working. I'm playing video games.
You're working. I'm getting high on pharmaceuticals and dancing.
You're working. I'm taking one of my daily naps.
You're getting paid because you're working. I'm getting paid because you pay your taxes.

>>9416688
>>9416688
>>9416688
>>9416688
>>9416688

>>9416752
400 and something dollars. It would be more if I were paying rent.

>>9416752

You get as much as you need to survive depending on your current living situation, so it varies.

>>9416759
>>9416761
Oh alright.

>>9416748
truNEET as HELL

ganna spend it on neopoints

>>9416777
Did you just say as hell? What the fuck does that even mean? Go back to grammar school you 12 year old.

>>9416748
According to this thread, anyone can become a NEET if they wanted to. I'd rather work and gross 4000 than stay at home masturbating while grossing 400.

>>9416782
Go right ahead. Just stop coming to us begging us to ``get a job'', it's getting annoying.

>>9416787
>2012
>not pulling your own weight

>>9416782

Go ahead, just remember to pay your taxes. Thank you for your contribution!

>>9416787
I have the right to complain because you're wasting tax money I paid for, which could go to better things like improved education, improved infrastructure etc etc etc.

>>9416794
Enjoy your shit masturbatory life then, NEET scum.

>>9416795
Complain to your government, not to us. We don't care about you.

>>9416391
>trainer

What would you do if under new government, all the permanently physically disabled and irrepairably ugly NEETs were "destroyed" and all the cute ``mentally disabled'' NEETs were turned into slaves that you could buy and sell?

Would you buy a NEET slave? NEET slaves have no human rights and you can mistreat them any way you like.

>>9416789

>pulling your own weight

What's with this shit? Do you really expect any of us to care? NEETs are social pariahs. We're about as disconnected from society as you can get.

How are we supposed to feel bad about being a "burden on society" when we barely belong to it in the first place and we're completely isolated from everyone within the society?

>>9416826
Do lolis count as NEETs?

>>9416826
My dream come true.

>>9416826
how could i buy anyone if i got ``destroyed''?

>>9416748
if only the randroids on /pol/ could see this post, the furious butthurt would radiate across the entire board

>>9416844
Yeah sorry you'd be dead. Make sure you get a job before the new world order!

>>9416748
You seem to be getting very defensive. I think you aren't really as happy with your current situation as you claim to be.

>>9416800

>shit masturbatory life

What other kind of life is there? If you don't live a "masturbatory life" then you live a life where you're constantly working to make everyone other than yourself happy.

Being a self-absorbed hedonistic is the only way to live that makes any sense. If you're not self-absorbed then you throw away your happiness so that other people can have it and when you die you will have lived a life that's pretty much like a butler that doesn't get paid.

There's no reward for being selfless aside from the words of gratitude that people throw your way as you let them walk on top of you.

>>9416862
I agree with you personally, but I can understand people wanting some other meaning in their lives. Some people just get bored of only caring about themselves.

>>9416858

>You seem to be getting very defensive.

I'm an extremely argumentative person and getting into arguments with normals is one of my favorite pleasures.

>>9416871
I see. How much welfare do you recieve per month, out of interest?

>>9416847
They have, it's been linked across to /b/ and /pol/

>>9416847
we're here, just don't know if we should reply to this lowlife scum

>>9416950
show me.

>>9416782

It varies depending on where you live, if you live with someone who has an income, or if you live alone. I got less when I lived with my mother and I get more now that I'm alone, but you actually end up with slightly less spare money since a good portion of it goes to rent and expenses now.

That's the thing though. Money is fairly useless. Of course you need it to survive, but past that point you quickly hit diminishing returns as far as how much happiness the object provides. I know this because I used to be getting a lot of money when I lived with my mother and I had no expenses so all of that just went right to me. Bought of tons of things, slightly enjoyed them, but I always went back to the computer, an object that I had long before I was getting paid.

For example, see what this person said back here.
>>9416782
>I'd rather work and gross 4000

What exactly do you do with that 4,000 dollars? No one needs anything larger than the absolute smallest apartment that you can find. Big houses are lots of empty space and lots of wasted money. You need enough food to survive and pay any other absolutely essential expenses that you may have.

All of that extra money is useless and diminishing returns set in. There is one luxury in the whole world that is worth buying. Everything else is pretty much just a waste of money which provides minimal entertainment and costs a lot.

1. Computer with internet connection. Infinite source of knowledge about anything you could ever want to learn. Completely free access to any movie, TV show, anime, manga, music, video game, book, etc, that has ever been made.

>>9416866
Those people are chasing after ghosts. Helping others won't make you happy.

>>9416957
>diminishing returns
what is this?

>>9416957

(continued)

Look at figures for example. Get it in the mail. Look at it, you see that it looks cool, maybe you bend the limbs a few times, arrange it for a couple minutes, and now put it back on the shelf so you can return to the COMPUTER.

It's always the computer. Everyone's source of happiness, even the normals spend a huge percentage of their free time at the computer.

If you have shelter, food, and a computer with internet access then you have everything you could ever want in life. Any additional money has no real value.

>>9416955
found it
>>>/pol/4317762

>>9416748
Justify stealing from the honest man.

>>9416957

Oh wait, my mistake. Meant to reply to
>>9416881

>>9416964
I'M HAPPY SO I DON'T EVEN CARE MAN I PLAY MY VIDEO GAMES LALALALA

>>9416698

Receiving a steady pay for doing nothing is not beating the system, its pretty much glorified begging. Now if you made your money from playing around in the open market thats what I'd call a good beating

You're masturbating. I'm working.
You're playing video games. I'm socializing with colleges.
You're getting high on pharmaceuticals and dancing. I'm traveling around the world on all the money I've made.
You're taking one of your daily naps. I'm flirting with the cute girl I work with.

Honestly I would rather die than be in your shoes.

>>9416982
Ice TOLD.

>>9416962

It's when you do the same thing and it doesn't feel/work as good as it used to.

Happens a lot of drugs, but also with wealth. You buy an object, it's fun for a bit then you get bored, now you need to buy a more expensive object to keep you occupied, fun but eventually boring, etc.

Endless cycle. Same happens with drugs. Need to keep increasing dose sizes to get back the same feeling that a much smaller dose used to give you.

>>9416982
but but i'm so happy? Why are you ruining my illusions of grandeur???? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY

I WONT WORK FOR SOCIETY ILL JUST LEECH OFF IT

>>9416982
Back to >>>/pol/, ``please."

>>9416957

But being a NEET also gives diminishing returns.
Trust I know because I am one. I collect money
and do nothing useful with my time. I miss
working, I miss having life worth having/ Sitting
like a zombie sounded good, but when you go
out and get some food at your favorite shit joint
because you can't afford a proper meal at a Sushi
place, you get angry because you see all these
people enjoying themselves. They have other
venues of escape instead of using a machine to
do it. One option versus many. Sorry, but that
doesn't cut it.

>>9416982
That's funny, because I'd rather die than be in your shoes too! All of that shit sounds terrible.

>>9416989
go die in a fucking fire, you weaboo shit. people like you will die a miserable life but not before leeching off the common man, you parasite. why do I even bother, its not like any of you care.

just know that when the system crashes, I'll be ready and you wont.

>>9416998

>>9416982
Weren't you supposed to make your life look appealing and not absolutely disgusting?

>>9416998
My government leeching has already created a decent nest egg, because my country pays far too much. If the system collapsed, I'd be fine for about a decade.

Some of us are simply too autistic to get jobs.

>>9417014
This isn't /b/ though, it's /a/

>>9416982

>I'm socializing with colleges.

I'm assuming you meant colleagues or possibly socializing with people at college. I don't know. Either way, that is a form of torture.

>I'm traveling around the world on all the money I've made.

Jet-lag, this is place is too hot, this place is too cold, there's a lot of bugs here, I think I'm being mugged, I want to go home.

>I'm flirting with the cute girl I work with.

Jesus christ, just kill me now. Being forced to socialize with those "colleges" must have been agonizing enough, but this is too much.

>>9417004
epix image /b/rah :---D

>>9417008
>nest egg
>shtf

i'll catch you on the flipside brah, stay delusional

I am saving up to travel the world nonstop. You know, experiencing life.

Enjoy rotting in your room for years neetfags

>>9417008
nice rebutall
you have all the time in the world to work up a response, and this is what you bring up?
>>9417008
ever heard of inflation?
what happens when shit hits the goddamn fan?

>>9417021
why would anyone want to travel the world? i don't get it.
where's the fun?

>>9417021
Don't forget to bring your shitty naggy girlfriend who wants to do 5000 things and buy twice as much as that and make the entire experience terrible but you write it off as "wonderful" so she doesn't dump your dumb ass.

>>9417025
lulz u replied to same guy 2 times xD

>>9417035
No two niggers are alike!

Sure sounds autistic in here

>>9417031

Ah the eternal excuse. 'B-but women are greedy!'

Me? In a stable relationship with a girl? Please dont insult my intelligence.

>>9416998

>just know that when the system crashes, I'll be ready and you wont.

1. Spend all of your time preparing and saving for the future. Never enjoy the present because you're so obsessed with being "ready" for when something bad may potentially happen at some point in the future.
or
2. Don't give a shit. Take it easy, enjoy your life, and have fun every day.

A life of constantly preparing for tomorrow isn't much of a life since you never enjoy today. It's better to never plan, assume that you could die at any moment, and just have fun with the time that you have. You could be as prepared as any for some sort of economic disaster and then you die tomorrow in a freak accident and all of that planning and preparation was a huge waste of your life.

>>9417035
It's the dream of normals. An exciting world filled with new experiences, where they don't have to work for the man.

>>9417049
And yet I still get more pussy than you nerd lmao.

>>9417045

>>9417058
Once you've seen one nigger you need to see more niggers...

>>9416719
>Not being a NEET just to speed along the collapse of ZOG.

>>9417025
When shit hits the fan, we'll probably go into deflation.

This thread is fucking hilarious. You could make about 4 times as much as unemployment flipping burgers part time.

"Beat the system" never fucking heard anything so stupid.

Enjoy not being able to afford to live by yourself, go out with friends or have a nice car while I make mad bucks.

My country don't give autism bux, and my parents give me only food, how should I get money?

>>9417077
I'm in the same situation but I just pirate everything and never get bored.

>>9417021

>I am saving up to travel the world nonstop. You know, experiencing life.

What does traveling the world have to do with experiencing life?

Saving large amounts of money so that you can someday sit on planes so that it can take you to an area which is pretty much the same as where you just were but slightly different and then getting on another plane so you can go to another place which is maybe extremely unpleasant like a desert or a jungle or Russia, and after you've blown thousands of dollars on this insanity you eventually get a ticket so you can hop on plane and fly back to the exact spot where you started.

>>9417071
paper money isnt going to be worth shit, and with these autists living on their own they'll die in a couple days without a nanny giving them free stuff.

>>>/pol/4317762

/pol/ owned you guys

>>9417075
>go out with friends
>friends
i don't think you realize who you are talking to.

>>9417075
What possible use could I have for more money? Unemployment gives me enough to pay for everything I need and want.

Cars are for fucking morons that like wasting money just to go to some shitty place for no real reason, and friends are pointless in a world where everything is free. Enjoy paying for my lifestyle.

Honestly, does /pol/ seriously think they have any chance of winning an argument of people who get paid for nothing? Why the fuck we need a shitload of money when we have enough for internet, food and an apartment? Why the fuck would we want xenophobic looks or tourist-picking?

Do these people seriously believe they can live better than people that are doing nothing and getting happiness? I mean, better yet, let's look at this situation with strong account that happiness is absolutely subjective.

/jp/: I don't work and get money and I'm happy.
/pol/: I work and get money, and I'm happy.

Just by that, they're completely screwed. Simply, no argument is offensive or affects us for that matter, you simply can't win in a physical way.

Thread reported.

Can anyone post the "how to collect umeployment guide" or NEET guide?

I'm getting interested in the lifestyle

>>9416748

Now let's compare our lives at various points in the average working day:

I'm driving my nice car to work, you are at home with your no car
I'm sitting on my ass taking calls and earning car, you are drowning in debt
I'm driving my nice car home to my nice house, you're sitting in your moms basement
You're getting paid because you're unemployed. I'm getting paid 6 times as much.

>>9417075
please learn english in an english board

N.E.E.T

>>9417100
Their argument hinges on the idea that we actually aren't happy, and we're all just pretending. After all, how could anyone enjoy life without having to do work for some chump for 10 hours a day? How can you enjoy yourself if you aren't spending hundreds of dollars on booze at nightclubs with your buddies every day? It must not be possible, we're all filthy liars.

>>9417100
/jp/ attacking /pol/ on their lifestyle...

oh god the irony

>>9417100
but guess what: /jp/ autists steal money using the system, leading to the people who worked for their own money to be unhappy with that. I'd rather just cut off your lifeline than attempt to change you idiots.

>>9417105
Please read the rest of the thread.
Also,
>car
>basement
>debt

>>9416794
>>tfw I get paid $400-500/wk for working 20 hours a week tax free
>>my work only has 4-5 hours of real work, rest I'm just spending time and racking up hours

I'm working and none of that money goes to you~

And I can still get autismbux if I felt like it, but I'd rather not go through all that effort for a pittance ($400/mo at best)

>>9417075

>go out with friends
I'm sorry for you. Maybe they will die and you can experience the bliss of solitude again. You have my prayers.

>have a nice car
Huh? Where would I want to drive to?

>while I make mad bucks.
By working though. Wasting large amounts of your life doing unpleasant tasks to get dollars which you can spend on fairly useless things which weren't worth your time. You now have a lot of expensive trinkets, you're closer to death, and you spent the majority of those precious and valuable moments of your life working and doing something you didn't like.

>>9417100

How about this: You hate yourself more than anyone from /pol/ or anyone else hate you.

>ib4 you trying to deny all those nights of self-hatred and extreme shame and depression

I'll dare you to look into the eyes of a fellow human being for 2 minutes without breaking into tears.

>>9417121
ur mom was breaking in tears when i fugged her last night

> Unemployment pays £2600 in Britiain
> I make more than that in a month

You guys sure beat the system

My car cost 4 times your yearly salary.

>>9417100
But you're not happy, it's incredibly obvious that you're upset and trying to play down your worthless life as something good.

You know what I have that NEETS don't?

Responsibility. There are people I am responsible for and that's a sensation that you can't equal. You think it's fun to be good at a video game? Try having real people do as you say, I swear every video game you touch will be dull and boring after that.

>>9417111
Your post makes absolutely no sense, you'll have to clear it up or read the post you're quoting again.

>>9417121
Why would I look into the eyes of someone else? You're seriously mistaking a NEET and a hikki. You have no clue what you're talking about.

>>9417105
>driving my nice car to work
>your no car
>earning car
>driving my nice car home
are you some kinda car nerd or what?

>>9416748
Spoken like a true leech of the state.
Only problem is that when either the money runs dry or the people wise up, people like you will be the first to go.

>>9417110

Stop throwing false dichotomies around. If you are not a neet that spends most of the time inside then it means all you like doing is buying some drinks and fucking women? Come on you know better. Even the term 'normalfags' is absolutely retarded. Where is the exact frontier between being a normalfag and not being one?

>>9417130
Well, first, looking down on people who aren't the same as you.

>>9417105
>>9416964
>>9416782
Have fun being a slave to jews for your entire existence.

>>9416847
There are Rand fans on /pol/? I expected better from that place. Looks like all the intelligent people stayed on new.

>>9416957
>What exactly do you do with that 4,000 dollars
I work an office job, I write decision basis reports for politicians to base their decisions on.

>>9417121
why would i want to??? i've already been diagnosed with autism and don't like talking to people? I don't need a car because i won't go anywhere, i don't need friends. i cry when i go to sleep because of how worthless i feel after a day of doing nothing but vidya and anime. BUT HEY i leech off the system so i don't need to work, i'm so smart i'm beating the system!

>>9417125
>But you're not happy, it's incredibly obvious that you're upset and trying to play down your worthless life as something goo
Thread confirmed for massive trolling.
You don't know my situation, therefore you can't have even a sprinkle of judgement upon me.

I'm happy here playing VNs all day, which makes me as happy as to any normalfag to drive a Ferrari, although I bet you have an used Civic or a Hyundai.

>Responsibility.
You seriously should get out of all this website.

>>9417118

There's too many hours in the day to do not do anything.

Work is a riot because my workmates are hilarious

Replace car and trinkets with animu figures and I'm pretty sure you'd be interested.

And you having a secluded lifestyle where you don't move means you're more likely to die quicker.

>>9417130
Sorry, I'll replace the second question with "How can you survive without owning a nice car?" That seems to be more prevalent from the normals in this thread.

>>9417104
Please respond

>>9417123 herp vs derp: who wins!

>>9417127

Uh, be cause i dare you to! Can't you read?? Coward tries to change subject. I dare you because I know you can't.

>>9417059
In all seriousness, I feel quite sorry for you. Although you may be insisting otherwise, your life must be quite empty.

I hope things can improve for you soon.

>>9416993
keep telling yourself that.

People who have a job can become a NEET any day they wish. People who are NEETs can't get a fucking job even if their life depended on it.

>>9417128

Guys that don't have nice cars might as well kill themselves.

>>9416862
Don't discourage them, we need bluepilled idiots like them in order to live our niche lives.

Any ideas on scaring those people out of /jp/?

>>9417142
There was a /jp/sie who had bought an Aston Martin for the the heck of it because he didn't know what to do with all the money he eraned.

There was another one whose dad's friend lend him a shitload of supercars for test driving.

>>9417125

>Try having real people do as you say, I swear every video game you touch will be dull and boring after that.

Look at, we got another Hitler over here! Kill it before it grows!

Seriously though, are you really so pathetic that your happiness is completely dependent on being able to order people around and have your ego stroked?

>>9417142
>There's too many hours in the day to do not do anything.
No, there aren't. There aren't anywhere near ENOUGH hours in the day. Let alone wasting most of them on shit you don't really enjoy.
>secluded lifestyle where you don't move
An exercise bike costs next to nothing, and means I'm more than fit enough compared to your average desk worker.

All I want is to be left alone. Stop bothering me by showing off things you think I wish I had because I don't wish to have them at all. If I did I'd have the drive to actually earn them but I don't.

I just want to stay alone in my trusty apartment and drink myself to death. Haven't you tortured me enough back when I was actually out and about in society? I don't want any more. Please go.

This raid is pathetic. Even /sp/ raids are better.

>>9417147
This is seriously getting senseless and ridiculous. You're literally the most stupid person I've ever argued to, and I'm a regular on /jp/.

>>9417134
>implying ayn rand is anything but a selfish jew whore
I like some of her ideas but she's not a good person.

no, im not a kike slave. You are their slave, for you depend on them.

>2012
>living at the expense of better men than yourselves
Hahaha, oh lawdy, enjoy never spreading your genes.

>>9417128
Normalfags spend an atrocious amount of money on their cars.
I live on less money than what a normalfag would spend on their car.
Pathetic, really. Giving up hundreds, if not thousands of hours so one can have a nice car.
Just how insecure are normalfags to do something as insensible as that?

I miss the janitor.

Most /jp/-types aren't big on things like social status, friends, dating, ambition, and responsibility, so most of the attractions of "normal" life are wasted on them.

>>9417150
No, most NEETs could get a job if their life depended on it. Any idiot can move boxes around. They just don't want to.

> mfw UK government now makes people on unemployment work 30 hours a week for charity.

Get your shit together America.

>>9417168
You are also their slave, for you work for their sheqels, and you use their banks, the dollar is priced at their whim, you consume their media and products, etc.

>>9417170
Which board are you from?

Lurk for a bit. You'll see why your argument doesn't work.

>>9417167
So mad. And a coward. Enjoy your self hate and shame. Run away...

So there.
>>9417100
> Simply, no argument is offensive or affects us for that matter, you simply can't win in a physical way.

Just did.

/thread

>>9417170
thanks i'm sure we will

>>9417160
Everything you do is for that purpose, you don't honestly think you're a precious little individual devoid of egoism do you?

I bet half the things you do in your basement are but a poor attempt at attaining that feeling.

>>9417181

>>9417117
What do you do?

>>9417184
who the FLUKC do you think youre quoting?

>>9417184
Those are the morons that don't know about disability benefits.

>>9417178
>implying i listen to mainstream music
>implying i watch mainstream movies
>implying i watch television
>implying i play mainstream video games
>implying i dont keep my money in gold or in credit unions

>>9417170
>Wanting 3DPD.

You must new here.

Anyway this thread is shit, who's up for a loli/shota dump?

>>9417125
If you're sitting here trying to argue that your lifestyle is better than mine, then you aren't truly happy either.

See how that shit works? Stop doing it.

>>9417190
I'm pretty sure you need to work first to get disability benefits, just like unemployment

Thinks that I can afford but you can't:

Nice food
Going out with friends
A good car
A nice house
Being able to pursue hobbies such as sailing, flying and shooting. (I just bought a boat)

Don't you ever think
>I wish I had a job so I could afford that rare animu toy
?

ITT:

Strawmen everywhere,

NEETs assuming working class are miserable because they enjoy living life to the fullest outside of a computer screen.

Working class assuming NEETs are miserable because they are wasting away in their parents basements content with the most basic things in life.

>>9417196

>>9416748
And you're the reason America's economy is going to implode. Thanks a lot.

>>9417202
>Working class assuming NEETs are miserable because they are wasting away in their parents basements content with the most basic things in life.

Nah, I think they are annoyed that NEETs abuse the system, getting money which could be used for better things.

>>9417170
why would anyone on /jp/ want to spread their genes? to create even more autists?

>>9417202
Nah bro, I know they aren't miserable. But I want to make them miserable by taking away everything they've stolen.

>>9417199
>He doesn't know about autism bux
Who am I quoting?

>>9417206
>>9417196
er....can som1 photoshop the dick out =__=

>>9417215
FUCK OFF

Arrived? yes.
What did I spent it on? Bills and food.

>>9417206
Holy fuck that is disgusting. GIMPing out the dick right now, adding some tits.

>>9417219
Living the dream

>>9417217
NO YOU FUCK OFF YOU GAY GAY GAYLORD

>>9417124

>My car

Why does everyone keep talking about cars?

What is wrong with you normals? Dear god, I have never seen so many people obsessed with gas powered wagons.

Do all of you just gather together in these strange car orgies and compare the size of your cars as everyone revs their engines furiously while masturbating?

You even see it in music videos that normal people make. It's so strange. Average music video is basically just:

>"Here's some women, now we're standing against a wall and lip syncing while looking tough, LOOK AT THE CARS, LOOK AT US STANDING NEXT TO THE CARS, back to the girls, some more lip syncing, GIRLS SITTING ON CARS, CARS MOVING DOWN A ROAD"

Why? What is this all about?

>>9417206
Why did moot implement a 1-minute wait in between posts with an image?

>>9417207
It's imploding because the jews/elites/etc. want it to. Try educating yourself.

>>9417225
YOU'RE THE FUCKING FAG YOU GAY FAG PIECE OF SHIT

>>9417200
Not tru.

If you got your autismbucks deal while still being minor, the money they give uu is based on how much ur parents earn.

Stop taking pride in beating the system, nerds. You're just as bad as the OMG UR JUST A LEECH!!!11 people. Hell, you're proving them right.

>>9417230

CUNT

> amidoingitrite?

>>9417226

It feels good driving one, and they meet their purpose. try it some time

>>9417226

Your car is very homosex

>>9417234
Ya blew it.

>>9417227
Oh, well, I can understand with a slower internet connection not be able to keep up with the times - things have changed. I can link you to some good ISPs if you want, so you can get better access to content rich sites.

>>9417200
>muh car
>muh social position
>muh hobbies

We have those too, minus the social bullshit. It's nice having a life to yourself, especially in these modern, degenerate times.

>>9417240
Who u quoting?

> NEETs will never own a 350hp 4 door sedan that does 0-60 in 4 seconds.

Enjoy the bus I guess.

>>9417226
Normalfags have to buy stuff to appease their insecurity.

>>9417245
but why would i take the bus when i never even go out

>>9417247
Nah they just do it because it's part of the current era's mainstream social conditioning. They have to be nice and obedient.

>>9417245
Enjoy the bus for what? Where am I going?

>>9417245
>Who are you quoting?

>>9417235
>It feels good driving one.

It really doesn't. I feel like I'm about to throw up every time I try.

>>9417244
I am quoting: >>9417227

Here, let me link you to some good ISPs. So far my favorite is the cable provider. Shit's pretty fast. Oh, and I'll show you how to report vandalism on Wikipedia since you probably use that (I do somethings, just not for serious work). Sometimes people troll Wikipedia and fill it with falsehoods. Ha, I remember the jew thing being one of them.

>>9417202
I love that pic, it shows the difference between the logical thinkers and the emotional thinkers.

Emotional thinkers tend to be more humanistic, whereas logical thinkers tend to be more innovative and elitist( and not elite solely through dishonestly but elite in their ability to put the truth before the "current" interests of the mass).

Its the old story of savage beast vs machine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg8Dzg-tgS8

>>9417251
John, get off the PC.

>>9417256
Why did you quote me?

>>9417226
Wow kid, I'm pretty impressed by your autism.

There's actually a whole board of people who got into cars thanks to chinese cartoons on this website. Check out /o/ sometime and ask them, I know there's one or two /jp/ regulars who use their autismbux to work on their project cars all day and make money on the side buying cars, fixing them up, and selling them. Its a pretty fun hobby.

>>9417170

>enjoy never spreading your genes.

Are you a gorilla?

It really boggles my mind that people say this. It's like you really are a talking gorilla.

>SPREAD GENES. I MUST PROCREATE. BODY TELL ME I NEED SEX. MUST HAVE BABY. MUST PASS GENE. BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE.

What does it matter? You're going to die and that will be it. Dead and rotting in the ground, no consciousness whatsoever. Doesn't matter if you had children, you can't reincarnate and keep on living through them.

It is completely pointless. Children do nothing but bring you stress and cost a lot of money. If you're a stupid gorilla then I guess I could understand why you don't realize this, but you seem to be a human.

>>9417233
I am not really about to sit here and take insults from normaltrash who have had their life made for them.

>>9417255

Then don't ask stupid questions about why people like things they do specially when its all about personal experiences

>"Here's some women, now we're standing against a wall and lip syncing while looking tough, LOOK AT THE CARS, LOOK AT US STANDING NEXT TO THE CARS, back to the girls, some more lip syncing, GIRLS SITTING ON CARS, CARS MOVING DOWN A ROAD"

They place products and encourage all kinds of consumerist behaviour in the mainstream entertainment. It's called marketing strategies.

Are you new to the western world?

>>9416748
Oh, btw, I can help you get a job if you'd like. You would make some extra cash and you can still keep your foodstamps. Still working on the list of ISPs. And let me grab that Wikipedia FAQ before you read it after it's been vandalized again.

>>9417268
I didn't ask anything.

>>9417268
That's literally all modern western life is, marketing and scams.

>>9417261
>It's imploding because the jews/elites/etc. want it to. Try educating yourself.

I remember when that got vandalized on Wikipedia too. That's why I'm quoting you - I feel glad I'm not the only victim.

I don't live on welfare but my parents are fairly rich so I don't have to worry about my NEET life getting ruined.

>>9417258
lel. There is no emotion vs. logic in that image. It's just a weaker emotion vs. a stronger emotion.

>>9417264

>It is completely pointless.

Then die now? EVERYTHING is pointless when you're a nihilisti emofag. You think you're smart, but really, you're just blind.

You people whine about exploiting the system, but rich people also do the same, did you really believe they are honest workers?.
I can vouch about how corrupt rich people are.

>>9417271
Plz don't quote people while you have sperm in your ass.

Thank you.

>>9417258
Although i just had a second thought, that aiming for greatness could have a "humanistic" undertone as well. In that case i would not really want to be great to out current shit generation because i could care less about them.

Being NEET fucking sucks wtf are you talking about?

There's too many hours in the day and not enough to do.

When I go to work I can chat with all my mates and go out to the pub with them after work feeling like I've accomplished something.

Then I can use the cash to buy shiny things.

>>9417272
Oh, you're one of THOSE people.

Well, might as well finish posting this set, seeing as how no one else ITT wants to take it easy.

Never use Wikipedia as a serious reference on real problems, by the way.

>>9417274
Well it implies becoming more than just an animal.

This is making me wet. There are people on the internet who really care about what we are doing, that's pretty hot.

>>9417269
Is there really such a thing as a job where you don't have to work?

I don't think so

>>9417285
2 more left after this.

>>9417286
But how can that not be emotional also?

>>9417283
>There's too many hours in the day and not enough to do.
what

No dude, the problem is the other way around.

>>9417286
You still think that humans are different from animals?

What kind of crap science books have you been reading?

>>9417288

Do you always urinte when topic of debat? Or is this one of those retard things?

>>9417288
You mean like precum? or are u a girl??? If so post MSN please.

>>9417271

Everyone has been a victim of it. From the moment you get pumped for the upcoming release of a game/anime/manga/music to when you decide to buy a figurine based off that anime you love.

>>9417298
No, it's just amazing when people care about us "lowlifes".

Ameritard here. My parents are about to kick my out and I have no money and have never had a job. How do I survive on my own and get welcfare and whatnot? I have to much social anxiety to maintain a conversation with anyone.

>>9417290

>>9417299

Desperado is not even trying.

>>9417303
Go clap for money or something amerifat

>>9417294
This guy gets it.

Aaand this is the last one in this set, I hope you guys enjoyed it and have a fulfilling fap to these pics. Fuck captcha, worst addition to this site ever.

>>9417303
If you lived in Yurop you would've been fine but since you're American you're pretty much dead without a job.

>>9417294

There's only so much TV you can watch.

ITT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5tqH7UrzOw

>>9417312
Who the fuck watches TV anymore.

>>9417312
>TV
Christ, you guys really don't understand anything.

>>9417312
Ah, what he have here is a normal. Don't worry, I don't expect you to understand. Go party or something and leave us alone.

>>9417312
Who the fuck watches TV in 2012?

>>9417303

Here's how. Don't think, just do.

Get a job, get appartment all that shit.

Turn brain off and just do. Really it is that simple. Fear/anxiety is a habbit. First time you beak and DO IT it you'll shit yourself. Second time it gets a bit easier and easier and soon you're doing it and will feel bad ass.

This is not even a trap, its a girl with a cock. Boner lost. Fucking faggots.

>>9417293
I guess its more about a matter of degree, some people only argue only using value and moral arguments and fall due to some things being counter-intuitive whereas arguing from things like utility dont suffer from that problem as much and could be seen as logical or more logical, i guess the difference is that one admits the subjectivity of value and the other assumes it as absolute.

>>9417150

What you're saying is basically

>People who stick their foot in a bear trap can get out of it any day they wish. People who are NEETs can't get their foot in a fucking bear trap even if their life depended on it.

Why do you take pride in having a job? Every single second you spend there is one second of your life that is just wasted and you can't get it back.

Let me try to make this as clear as possible: You are doing labor that you do not want to do. Let's say that you sleep for eight hours, now you work a typical job which is eight hours, and I will assume that you take about two hours for unpleasant things relating to this like getting dressed for work, driving to work, driving home, etc.

There are 24 hours in a day, 18 hours of this is spent working, unconscious, or getting to work. You completely throw away 75% of your entire day every time you work. You probably do this five days a week for maybe 40 years if you're lucky enough to survive to/afford retirement.

How can you feel anything but horrible depression?

richard bucks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5tqH7UrzOw

>>9417303
If you're not a nigger, good louck getting on american welfare.

>>9417330
IS THIS SATEN AND MISAKA???

I always had the feeling them two were hard gay for each other

I really hope the normalfags in this thread are just trolls. The play exactly into the stereotype of the deluded wage slave who has convinced himself that he's living life to his fullest when he's just rotting away. Just look at the arguments.
>I can afford more stuff than you, that means my life is objectively better than yours
>I'm fulfilling my ambitions by selling away my free time to someone else, and there's no way you're fulfilling any ambitions when you're just spending your time the way you want
>I have friends and flirt with girls, I bet you don't have any friends and can't get laid

It's highly disturbing to me that there are people out there who actually think like this.

>>9417330
I'm Japanese and Indian. Does that work?

>>9417326
> You are doing labor that you do not want to do.
Check out this nigger.

Labor is good and healty for you. Pro-tip: it's the whole reason you have a body. To USE it to put food on the table. You're just scared of life and failing at Life 101.

>>9417326

> Be a pilot
> Every day I do what I love

>>9417326
Why do you move your fingers to type? Your fingers would have been better off non-moving, why even think? you should stop thinking because it could cause headaches. Why even eat?
See? it reduces to absurdity.

>>9417321
This is why normals will never understand.
Just do?
So the first thing you do is go outside, and get on a bus to go to somewhere for some reason. You get on the bus, and mumble out the destination, get lost, manage to find your way home, and then bury your head in bed feeling horrible about ever having gone outside.
Oh wait, as a normal you don't have these problems?
No wonder shit just happens for you guys.
We're fine here, thanks.

>>9417337

>I gots internetz, rice and tap water so I don't need anything else. I'm happy. *Cries a bit but tries to smile*

It's highly disturbing to me that there are people out there who actually think like this.

>>9417341
I wanted to be a pilot too.

Then I turned 10

>>9417339
>>9417339

>>9417342

>why even think? you should stop thinking because it could cause headaches

Except this is not possible.
Sadly there is no way to stop thinking other than
1. drugs
2. death
3. sleep

And NEETs are entirely willing to attempt all three as often as they are willing.

See you in gensokyo

>>9416698
>warosu

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>>9417326
Because the income enables me to do all sorts of fun shit.

Travel to Japan
Get a private pilot license
Buy musical instruments
Buy computer parts
and so on...

I spend 8 h 30 min a day on my job. 8 hours on the job, 15 minutes walking there, 15 minutes walking home.

I'd put on my clothes regardless if I work or not.

I've lived on welfare before. There's no fun in being poor.

>>9417346
First of all, who are you quoting? And second, couldn't the same be said about you? You're here trying to justify your lifestyle to us pathetic people

>>9417349
>o the first thing you do is go outside, and get on a bus to go to somewhere for some reason. You get on the bus, and mumble out the destination, get lost, manage to find your way home, and then bury your head in bed feeling horrible about ever having gone outside.

I have literally done this. Yes, literally.

I really want to just kill myself now. I hate living in America. I'll never be able to live comfortably like eurofags.

> Hurr durr I don't want to do shit I'm don't want to do

Ever thought of getting a job doing something you like you dumb shits?

>>9417276

>EVERYTHING is pointless

What's pointless about having fun?

It is the one thing in life that everyone can agree is really great. Fun is universally appealing. Happiness is what everyone wants and it feels good.

Life is pointless, anyone with any sense realizes this, but that doesn't mean that you kill yourself or do nothing. That kind of thinking makes no sense. The only reasonable thing to do is to enjoy every minute that you possibly can because you could die at any time and all of your achievements will have no meaning whatsoever.

Enjoy life. Don't waste it by deluding yourself into doing unpleasant things because you think there's some point to it. Having children, achievements, having friends, having a girlfriend, none of this matters at all if it doesn't make you happy.

>>9417349

What the holy fuck-pie is a 'normal'? There's no such thing. Anyway.

Everybody have had those problems. Everybody. For most it just happend as a kid and then we learned, grew out of it when we found out from simple experience that life isn't scary.

Again: it really is "just" do. I'm not saying it easy. Not at all. But it really is.. just.. do.

Do. Fail. Cry, rage, spas out. Rest. Then try again. And again and again. And again and again and again. Each time it get a bit better.

>>9417339
How can you delude yourself this much?

>>9417355
> You're here trying to justify your lifestyle to us pathetic people

No I'm here to halp. Was once one of you, then I said fuck it and tried this "normal" thing and turned out it wasen't that bad. In fact, it was good.

But you don't want halp. I know. So let's just call eachother retards, like always.

>>9417363
It's a good idea not to bring up 'delusion' in an argument about people who live indoors all day and collect figurines and idolise 2 dimensional characters (and idols).

>>9417355

why are you willing to refer as yourselves as pathetic people yet reject any proposition of change

>>9417283
You have the fucking internet, normalfag.

>>9417350
This.

>>9417346
People are different. Not everyone is like you, people aren't blank slates that are solely shaped by environment, sure there is a degree that is but its approximately about 20% from the current estimates of researchers.
There will be people who will be leaches, no matter what and they will try to justify their existence in any way they can to prevent themselves from going insane, just like you except the only difference is that without people like you both would cease to exist, whereas without people like him society would continue.

Now some of their criticisms are valid but i dont see most of them making these criticisms and/or doing something to change that other than posting on an imageboard that about than 1% of the worlds population checks out so imo they arent trying hard enough but thats just me.

>>9417360
>Ever thought of getting a job doing something you like you dumb shits?
Yeah because those jobs just grow on trees.

>>9417362
Out.
>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/

>>9417374
One part of how this works is if you can just 'get out of it', then you were never in our situation and can never empathise or relate to us. You were always a normal.

>>9417368
He meant that as that would probably be how you see us. Don't be a dumbass.

>>9417368
Because change is painful.

NEETs of Murrkia, how do you survive?

>>9417383
> Your resistance only makes my penis harder.

>>9417351
Can't control your mind yet? What a shame.

>>9417386

I used to think that to. It's you lying to yourself because you're scared. It's a pretty normal thing to do. See, you're "a normal" too.

>>9417368
Because I accept what I am and fine with it. You do what you do, I'll continue doing what I do.
>>9417374
There is really no point. This conversation will be forgotten in hours.

>>9417360
I like playing eroge. Got any jobs that mainly involve doing that?

>>9417397

Focus dammit!

lol this is my first time on /jp/ and I'm already glad I'm leaving.

You're all a bunch of sorry shits who'll die depressed

>>9417326
sauce on pic? google find shit

>>9417389
I'm a professional traditional handclapper, I clap using my hands at many locations.

>>9417403
Not everybody is the same as you. I've been a NEET for years, and I've never once thought "Man, I sure do miss all the normal shit everyone else wastes their time on".

>>9417417

Hello.

Goodbye.

>>9417417
I hope you have a good life too, Anonymous.

>>9417417
I pity you.

>>9417417
u buttfrustrated normie?

>>9417414
I'm an introvert, I don't work to socialize, I work so I can finance my hobbies, eat good and live nice.

>>9417417
Don't let door hit ass on way out

>>9417376
It's called escapism, using hobbies. You're making up false claims to let yourself believe you're doing something that should make you happy, when there is nothing good in it for you.

>>9417417
You aren't upsetting anyone here, just to let you know, kid.

>>9417339

>Labor is good and healty for you. Pro-tip: it's the whole reason you have a body

You sound like my dog. Well, you don't sound like him exactly since he's a dog and he can't speak, but this is how he thinks.

I can just open that door and he runs out. He runs around in circles, he runs back and forth, he pisses himself a few times, maybe he shits on the ground, then does he a little more running around in circles, but he loves it.

I'm sure labor is great fun if you have the mind of a dog and you can just move those boxes around with all sorts of enthusiasm because you're moving your body and that's inherently fun for some strange reason that I can't comprehend.

Unfortunately though, I don't think like my dog. I tried running around in circles, but it just wasn't fun. I tried moving things too, but that wasn't fun either. It turns out that fun things usually involve more than moving your body without any motivation or reason to do.

>>9416386
What guide?

>>9417414

I'm not saying that everybody is like me. But I am saying that chance is possible, if you're willing to leave your comfort zone (read: ego).

Well, then what's the issue here? Enjoy your prision sell and the mindlless entertainment.

>>9417431

>>9417434
>6 replies within a minute 2 minutes
mmhm.

Goodbye, faggots!

>>9417442
How can you PHALE SO HARD at extracting something from a computer game made up of simple sprites?

>>9417439
>Enjoy your prision sell and the mindlless entertainment.
I will and have been for years, you can go back to your own board now.

Why was a board about otaku culture destined to be filled with weird, depressive, socially impraired, jobless people

Honest questions. It looks like this hobby destroys lifes

>>9417435

I like dogs. Dogs are happy and enjoy life.

Who the hell told you that it was all about fun? What are you 6? Never said anything about labour being fun. It's not. But there's more to life than ego masturbation. There's "good" in life that isen't about fun. Yes, you really seem to have failed at understanding this part of life.

>>9417451

This thread reminds me how my brother got his job at ford.

Thanks uncle.
You only need contacts to get an awesome position with a high salary.

>>9417466
Because this is what years of 4chan does to you.

4chan is the wrong grail.

>>9417360
>Resort to name-calling when your argument is ineffective.

Also what you said requires social connections, we don't have those, and neither do you.

>>9417462

Do you want screencaps?

>>9417471
What's a high salary? Like, where's the line between a normal salary and a high salary?

>>9417466
Because of escapism. They fear the reality they live in so they live in their dream world.

>>9417360

>Ever thought of getting a job doing something you like you dumb shits?

Oh yes, because there is a form of work that's actually fun.

What is this exactly though? Oh, employers pay their employees to do tasks that they don't want to do and if you were required to do an extremely fun task then you would probably be paying them to allow you to work there?

Huh. I guess I could head over to the MagicalHappyFunFactory and pay them to let me work there and we could have fun every day doing fun things because it's fun, but I don't see how I would be earning an income from this since I have to pay them and all that.

Jobs are not fun. If they were fun then I would not be getting paid to do it. Even fucking artists (the few who actually get a job) hate their jobs. Yeah, they're doing what they love, but now they have stress, deadlines, clients, and all of the things that make jobs inherently not fun at all.

>>9417464

This is my board now, biccch.
Otaku Culture = Fan of normality. Soon all threads here will be HowTos on how to be all you can be!

> cumonchin

>>9417451
>mmhm
yeah, that's what your mom said.

can a fellow amerifat explain a complete shut in NEET how to survive without his momy and daddy's support?

>>9417484

Marche will fight to make sure nobody can be happy.

>>9417485
$400/day plus bonus.

>>9417496
Pretty nice

>>9417494
You have hands don't you? Put them to work.

Get clapping.

>>9417431
Protip: Life is shit all around, we make ourselves happy by being here, I'm sure you have some ways of coping with the mind-numbing dullness of "real life" as well.

Just stop bothering us and leave.

>>9417158
Screencap of the Aston Martin? I've never heard of that one before.

tfw I don't have any fun job, but I take pride in my work, as I understand how this whole system is supposed to work, and how I'm contributing to society, and in return society is giving me a beautiful place to live, a badass computer, a fast car, and a shit ton of video games and manga; all of which I would've never been able to attain on my own, without society.

Here's why you should get a job:
1. To pay for the car you drive to work in
2. To pay for the house you live in because it supports your working
3. To buy a bunch of crap you don't need that gives money straight back to the guys you're working for
4. Wome- why. A leech that appears when you have money, and then goes away when it sucks it all away from you.
5. To buy stuff that makes you feel better about coming home too tired to enjoy life every night

Wait what

>>9417487

so the whole rationale is

a job require extre physical effort (you are programmed to be able to do this) but pays more
i can live without doing nothing but get paid much less.

these are clearly not equivalent outcome wise

>>9417515
>2. To pay for the house you live in because it supports your working
How does living in a nice house support your working?
>3. To buy a bunch of crap you don't need that gives money straight back to the guys you're working for
You don't need a computer and internet, yet you're using both. The only thing you need is food.

>>9417522
I don't read posts that have improper grammar, try again.

>>9417525

>You don't need a computer and internet

Computer is a one-time investment, internet should be free (and can be free if there's a wireless signal about)

>>9417515

6. Ignore all above.
7. Because a job will improve you ability to deal with the fact that life is hard.
8. Because a job is a discipline giving you the skills to do what you want in life.
9. Because pride.
10. Because without it, you'll turn into nihilistic mosh and nothing but masturabation will have any worth or value

Many people that has a job don't know about rules 6-10, but they gain from them. Rules 1-5 are ego-based and should therefor not be main reasons for jobs.

the way that the system is designed, autistic children, is like so:

In reality, without society, government, and money, you'd have to work in order to provide for yourself food and shelter to live

So, a group of people (many of them much more intelligent than all of you) got together and came up with a system to help deal with this new world with machinery and electronics, where people may be much more productive if they focus on a single task, and are rewarded for it.

So you do labor, and in exchange for that labor, you are basically purchasing other peoples work.

Why is this board so autistic?
Do you want to be not happy?

>>9417525
A house in proximity to the location of your work. Move somewhere cheaper and you're too far away from walmart or whatever.

And as for computer and internet, they are needs.
I'm talking about 3 types of pillow, expensive cars, expensive anything, 500 pairs of clothes, and so on.

>>9417536
>internet should be free

Should we sound sendone out to wipe your ass too, your royal fagness?

>>9417541
I don't care about that shit, son.

>>9417543
We are happy already.

Why can't you wrap your primitive head around this simple concept?

>>9417536
>Computer is a one-time investment
So is any other material object which isn't consumed when used.

>>9417527
I could have used niggerspeak and you'd have still understood. Come on you are a higher primate, act like it and dont evade the question

>>9417541
Those are really bad points, since they don't actually apply to /jp/. We don't care.

>>9417543
Ah normals, equating happiness with being normal. Ironically, since happiness is not normal at all.

>>9417555
because you're leeching off of our hard work.

Also, much of /jp/ really doesn't know what it's like to be happy, especially since they spend much of their time on 4chan

>>9417544
Uh, I live in a small city. It doesn't matter where I live.

How is a computer and internet a need?

I don't know about America, but here Internet is a right.

>>9417565
He never said anything about being normal, he outlined exactly what the system is made for. If you want to live being a useless shit, leech off your family, not off of millions of people who don't know and probably despise you

>>9417565

Okay. How about this: Get a job or /jp/ will be shutdown along with your internet.

>>9417583
Nothing's a right in a merica, they've been brainwashed into believing that being forced to pay for everything is a priviledge.

Has anyone tried getting help without health insurance? I have a whole list of issues that are wrong with me that I'm just dealing with because I can't afford to go to a doctor. Last time I went to a doctor and they did some bloodwork and tests they charged me 3000 dollars which was all of the money I had saved up over the years. How do you get anything when you can't get help because it's too expensive? It seems like you're stuck and it makes you feel more depressed and helpless....

>>9417587
Wishful thinking but it won't happen. Aren't you a little too frustrated now?

>>9417593
see
>>9417543

>>9417599

Missed ?-mark. Was a question. If that was the case, would you get a job? Because internet-addiction could soon become classifed as a real condition, where abstinence and bans from using it could become a solution, instead of NEETish solutions.

Everyone in this thread is wrong.

>/jp/
Most of you live with your parents. Autismbux does not allow you live on your own, even the maximum amount does not pay enough. You may be enjoying life now, but your parents are going to die or leave you and you will have to get a job or kill yourself. Enjoy it while you can.

>/pol/
There's nothing enviable about having a job. Work isn't enjoyable, life does suck quite a bit, traveling isn't any where near as great as you keep saying, stop lying to them.

>The whole part of life that all of you have forgotten about
Here's a riddle for you. Who can spend his whole day working at the shittiest in the world and yet spends his whole day having as much fun as he would be having if he could do whatever he wanted?

Here's the answer. Someone that is heavily drugged.

This is what you are supposed to be doing. This is how you enjoy life. Life isn't fun, life is hard and challenging, and you have to do a lot of shitty things (work) if you want to survive, but luckily you live in 2012 and we have a plentiful supply of all types of drugs.

Now go become a tweaker and stack boxes or file papers for eight hours while feeling like it's the best thing in the world.

>>9417587
Why?
Because I'd run out of money?
This is where autismbux comes in, and is the entire central point to this entire thread.

This argument you people keep trowing that; No working = unhappy, is stupid.
What about rich people that inherited a company or enough money to never need to work?.
Are they unhappy too?

>>9417621
OH GOD MY SIDES

>>9417628

This argument you people keep trowing that; working = unhappy, is stupid.
What about sick people that can't work.
Are they happy too?

>>9417628
Judging from the Trust Fundie Kiddies that infest /pol/, they're the happiest, most self-satisfied people in the world.
(Except when they have to pay their taxes)

>>9417647
Your argument is stupid: One is the case of someone unwilling to work, the other the case of someone who CAN'T work.


Please read your post again and see how stupid you are.

>>9417651
And /jp/'s lifestyle is the same thing on a smaller scale.
Although I think pretty much everyone here has planned their suicide already, most without the 'when'.

this is what happens when all of lower to higher education is not completely free

you get folks who dont like their jobs

>>9417569

>because you're leeching off of our hard work.

So? Do you think thieves are unhappy because they're thieves? If you're on autismbux or if you're stealing then you obviously don't give a shit.

>much of /jp/ really doesn't know what it's like to be happy

Oh god, not this again. Happiness is not some special unique feeling that you have to search for and discover like you're a fucking treasure hunter.

Happiness is a basic emotion and everyone has felt it at some point in their life. If you do something you enjoy then you are feeling happiness. If you are with someone that you like then you feel happiness. Different ways to trigger the same exact feeling. Not a big mystery or a treasure hunt, everyone has felt it.

Live and let live. Raids are childish.

>>9417659
Thank you. The point was to demonstrate how stupid your argument was. Glad you agree and can see your post in a better light now.

>>9417660

The "when" is "when continuing is impossible".

It's like Touhou. When you're out of continues. And bombs. And lives. Game over.

>>9417678
Oh. I ask you, how is my argument stupid?

Go ahead, I'm sure a lot of people want to read you answer.

>>9417700
I don't

>>9417700
I think, perhaps 2, maby 3 (including you want to read answer).

It was stupid, because the soruce of happiness for those rich people is not the not-working part, but the oh shit son, i got cash my as ass! part. Also, bonus stupid, many aren't happy.

Why the fuck is /pol/ here?

>>9417745

Because I dont want my taxes going to your lazy ass. I have the right to protest at the enemy's lair door.