/jp/ - Otaku Culture

btw i'm a girl

u are so rite op, silly womens amirite. /r9k/ bros 4 life!

I'm not sure I understand your post.

whoa nigga, dou you really expect me to read all this shit

``Most of the girls I've met in my life have been idiots!''

- anonymous 24 year old introvert

>Reading
>Murricans

>>girls in their early 20's

Found your problem.

>>9412959
I've got your back bro

>>9412959
Yes.

In case you didn't know, I'm a girl.

>>9412967

LOL GUYS THIS TROLL PASTA ISN'T RETARDED ENOUGH, I KNOW JUST THE TRICK

HERE, LET ME NARROW THAT STEREOTYPE FOR YOU A BIT. THERE YOU GO, PERFECT

I'm not asking for a Stepford wife or for one of my animu girls to be reincarnated into reality, I'm just asking for a few NOTS.

Could she NOT be a crazy irrational psycho?
Could she NOT be a two-faced misanthropic 00bitch?
C00ould she NOT be a painfully introverted shrinking violet who squirms at the idea of holding hands?
Could she NOT be obsessed with a geeky culture/subculture?

>>9412943
>Do ANY of your girlfriends play video games that haven't been mentioned a thousand times?
Yes, she's hip as fuck and plays surreal indie games like Neftelia.
>Do any of them even know what "DOS" refers to?
She got Liero for DOS.
>Do they read anything beyond bestseller lists and what's been mentioned by their peers?
No idea.
>She's always sloppy looking and barely ever puts on make up.

>>9412967
This, prepubescent children are much better.

>Do any of them even know what "DOS" refers to?
Who the fuck cares about that obsolete garbage.

>>9412958
>>9412978
Get out, insecure cunt(s).

>>9412984

can you NOT generalize 4 billion people based on female characters you see on television shows made by male writers

>>9412998

Why do bigoted shits always revert into trying to pretend that they're the majority? Nothing actually relevant to the argument, no rebuttals, just ``THERE'S MORE OF US THAN YOU, LOL!''

>>9413011

tryhard nerde

>>9412999
Could you DO capitalize your sentences and use punctuation?

>If I was a dude, I could only handle fucking them.

Now I've lost it

>>9412984
>Could she NOT be a crazy irrational psycho?

Nigga you full homo or something?

>>9412978
>>9412999
>>>/cgl/

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9371510#p9371927

Kuroyukihime please.

There obviously aren't enough of you to go around. How are we supposed to find someone as 9/10 as you?

>>9413033

oh no you redirected us to another board

FUCK what are we gonna do now

>>9413040
you better obey him and get the to /cgl/ right the fuk now dude, who knows what is going to happen if you don't

>>9413040
slut

I went to see the Spiderman movie last night. I picked a late screening hoping to avoid the people. When I got in there were only two other parties, so I thought it'd be fine. As it got closer to showtime more parties arrived, including two 13-15 year old girls who sat two seats down from me. I heard one complaining about her seat (right in front of a small wall) and when her friend told her to sit on the seat on the other side, closer to me, she told her friend she didn't want to, "just because". Oh well, no biggy. Turns out I was wrong. This movie was nearly ruined by the experience of watching it in a theater. People would not shut up. There was constant whispering coming from everybody. People were constantly pulling out their cellphones, which were very bright in such a dark room. And to top it off I pulled a muscle climbing the stairs.

Have public manners in movie threaters gotten worse? The last movie I went to see prior to this was the first Spiderman movie in 2002 and things weren't so bad back then.

I really enjoyed the movie, though. They changed Parker closer to how he's supposed to be. In that movie he's almost exactly how I'd imagine /jp/ if they were a superhero. I really liked Gwen's clothes too.

>>9413039
>9/10
>not 10/10

Why are you nerds so desperate for me to beat the shit out of you?

>>9413050

he might start calling us nasty names oh man

>>9413055
them dubs
that sage
that kopipe

A+ 10/10 post

>>9413055
Also, I used more than half the money in my bank account to buy that damn ticket. I'm going to have to ask my mom for money if I want to try to see it again in peace.

>>9413055
>Buying movies

>>9413040
>>9413050
>>9413057
>>>/cgl/

>>9413010
Did you even quote the right post?

Also ITT: Femanon pride

We're better than you- we were BORN better than you!™

>>9413077

wow, vaginas produce smegma

they're totally the only things on the planet to do that

>>9413079

cool strawman

>>9412943
I absolutely agree with you pigfucker.
A 3DPD is not a rare item.
I repeat. They are common shit.
If you want it I am pretty sure you can find the drop it less than a week. But most of us just doesnt give a shit or find the time and effort to look for it.
As an analogy, you do not win by playing MMO.
It is a timesink and moneysink. You win by not playing MMO.

>>9413077

Don't women know I own their bodies? They should shave because it makes my penis feel good when I look at them.

>>9413097
>>9413084

>>9413096

why do you keep spamming your amazingly shit kopipe

it's not even shit in the carefully-engineered, infuriating way either, it just literally looks like it was written by a fourth grader

The femanons in this thread are only giving respectable women a bad name. I ask that the guys here try to understand that there are decent women out there away from 4chan, and that these retards with persecution complexes do not represent the entire gender. You know how they believe all men are the same? Don't do the same thing back.

>>9413123
you go girl, upvoted. spread th truth

>>9413076
I like Spiderman. Growing up in the 90s he was my childhood hero. I even wrote a short story about him and a friend printed and bound it. The book was in the school library the whole time I attended elementary school.

>>9413123

why do you instantly assume that anyone who doesn't treat women like shit is female

like do you have any evidence at all or

>>9413140
I'm pretty sure you're a troll now, but why do you assume that anyone that doesn't treat women as superior, sacred beings must "hate" women? I don't need the special laws and social advantages that women in modern countries get...in fact, I'd rather not have them. It's downright insulting (as if I need special protection), and it only promotes sexism (ACTUAL sexism, not the sexism you've made up in your head).

I don't know why people are calling bullshit here. People have always told me that women grow out of that sort of shallow existence, but I've never seen evidence of that.

In any event, it's just me and Reimu until the end of time~

>>9413140
>like
It's right there.

>>9413140
There isn't a male alive that types like that.

>>9413164

>but why do you assume that anyone that doesn't treat women as superior, sacred beings must "hate" women?

uh hey that's a great false dichotomy thanks for that

>>9413182
You mean that there isn't a autistic male alive that types like that, because that's all you know

>>9413168
Adding on to this, I've never known a girl to be the only one to like something. They always like it because other people do. This kind of groupthink mentality dumbs them all down and kills the desire to explore and constantly push your knowledge or wisdom.

Well, the only women I know that aren't like that are older than 50. Oh well.

>>9413186
You obviously don't have a clue what you're talking about.

Why would a girl even come to /jp/?
I mean I have trouble understanding why anyone would regardless of gender, but with women it seems especially unfeasible.

>>9413199

A false dilemma (also called false dichotomy, the either-or fallacy, fallacy of false choice, black-and-white thinking, or the fallacy of exhaustive hypotheses) is a type of logical fallacy that involves a situation in which only two alternatives are considered, when in fact there is at least one additional option. The options may be a position that is between the two extremes (such as when there are shades of grey) or may be a completely different alternative.[1]

>>9413084
>>9413186
>straw man
>false dichotomy

You know, the words themselves are pretty useless if you throw them out without even understanding what they mean. And you clearly don't.

>>9413196

``I know exactly what all women think. As a white male teenager who's talked to approximately ten women seriously over the course of his life, I'm a very credible source of information.''

- anonymous 4chan poster

>>9413196

why do you make hilariously stupid generalizations like this and expect to be taken seriously

>>9413186
You mean like the same kind of one you just fucking posted before that person responded to it? Maybe you should look up "double standard".

This thread is a great false dichrotonomysm
Btw I'm a slut and I consider myself a feminist

great girls exist out there

they're just super rare

btw i am NOT a girl

>>9413206
Cute girls with silly hats
Attention from desperate nerds

I think those two reasons are about it.

>>9413227
Your generalizations are no better than theirs. I don't know why you think they are.

>>9413230

please point out my usage of false dichotomy

use quotes

>>9413215
>>9413227
"I know the exact number of women an anonymous poster on the internet has encountered over the course of his life"

-/jp/, 2012

>>9412943
Maybe stop dating shitty women?
If go search in a pool of shit , I don't think I will find more than shit.

Its common sense if you are looking for a serious relationship you aren't searching them on cons or in highschool or where ever you found your girls.

>>9413244

Are you NOT white, male, or a teenager? Can you read women's minds?

>>9413252
I am male, so that's 1/3

Why are you so upset that someone might have gone through life, having many female friends, yet recognizing none of them have any sort of depth?

What the hell is this? If the femanons in this thread are the only kind of women /jp/ comes into contact with, its no wonder they dont like females. Before you cry sexism, I'm a female too. Though I wouldnt doubt it if you thought every person who disagrees with you is a male, guaranteed.

>>9413263

What the fuck does someone's imaginary female friends have to do with anything? Are their friends representative of an entire gender?

3D is pig disgusting.

>>9413273
>imaginary

"I know the exact number of women an anonymous poster on the internet has encountered over the course of his life"

-/jp/, 2012

>>9413269

``Though I wouldnt doubt it if you thought every person who disagrees with you is a male, guaranteed.''

When did I say this?

>>9413243
"why do you instantly assume that anyone who doesn't treat women like shit is female"

To you, the only two levels of attitudes towards women is "treats them like shit" or "adores them". The only remotely anti-female sentiment I saw before you came along spewing your victim complex shit was OP's post, which is old-as-dirt copypasta that shouldn't have even been responded to. I await your excuse.

>>9413280

Wow, an image of a woman saying something stupid. You've shown the light. All women must be stupid.

While we're at it: look at this piece of shit. Why do all males think it's OK to commit genocide?

>>9413280
back to /v/ you sperglord
for someone who hates this women you guys are very good to give her more attention than her fans give her

>>9413293
Not really, her fans gave her something like $6,000 just so she would whine on the internet.

I love to hate her. The most beautiful kind of love.

>>9413291
Sounds cool to me. Hitler was the best thing to happen to Europe

>>9413291
>calling Hitler piece of shit

thou art in the wrong kingdom

>>9413301
>>9413300

Are you fucking joking? Is /jp/ literally filled with people banned from /pol/ for being too stupid or something now?

>>9413291
What do you have against Hitler feminist?

>>9413304
Now I KNOW you're female

>>9413303
Actually she raised $158,917..

>>9413304
Sup kike

>73 posts and 11 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Oh my.

>>9413314
FUCK
ok that's enough reason to hate her.

>>9413291
Please stop perpetuating the holohoax.

>>9413241
But there's much nicer places for cute girls in silly hats discussion. Places that don't call you a fag and a turbonerd for liking the wrong silly hat girl. And who would come here for attention? Most of us would either be indifferent or overtly hostile and those that weren't would be creepy as hell.

>>9413313
I am not a female and I can see you are fucking retarded for thinking Hitler did anything good.

You are probably 1 of this kid in highschool that wants to act dark and edgy with loving things that most of the population doesn't likes.

>>9413341
>American education

>>9413344

>>9413321

50 of those posts are probably the OP (Florida Anon/Fishheads/whatever he's called).

Post the one with the dancing Jews on the beach

best thread on /jp/ all day

Disgusting thread. I treat most males and females alike like shit, because I don't simply hate most people. Period. But as so eloquently demonstrated by a most-likely teenage girl in this thread, equal treatment just isn't good enough. And if I dislike a woman, it MUST be because she's a woman, and not because I simply don't like her as a person. Fucking retards.

And shit, I don't even have to say anything anymore. I get all this "UR A SEXIST HURDUR" shit shoved down my throat constantly when I didn't say or do a goddamn thing. Why would some of these people complain about generalization and then do that right afterwards? These self-entitled idiots don't even deserve to breathe. And just to make it clear, I'm sure they'd act the same way regardless of which gender they were born as.

>>9413348
Who are you quoting?

>>9413341
What has jews bring to this world?
Without them we wouldnt haven constant wars and bombing and terrorists running around.

btw im a girl

>>9413341
>fucking retarded for thinking Hitler did anything good.
>anything
Surely you can't truly be so close-minded that you think every single thing he did was evil? Better go kill all of your dogs. Hitler loved dogs.

>>9413359
-don't
on the second sentence.

>>9413349
Fake.
JPEG wasn't standardized until at least the 80s.

>>9413365

At least 185 Jews and people of half- or three-quarters-Jewish ancestry have been awarded the Nobel Prize,1 accounting for 22% of all individual recipients worldwide between 1901 and 2011, and constituting 36% of all US recipients2 during the same period.3 In the research fields of Chemistry, Economics, Physics, and Physiology/Medicine, the corresponding world and US percentages are 27% and 39%, respectively. Among women laureates in the four research fields, the Jewish percentages (world and US) are 38% and 50%, respectively. Of organizations awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, 25% were founded principally by Jews or by people of half-Jewish descent. (Jews currently make up approximately 0.2% of the world's population and 2% of the US population.)

Chemistry (32 prize winners, 20% of world total, 29% of US total)
Economics (28 prize winners, 41% of world total, 53% of US total)
Literature (13 prize winners, 12% of world total, 27% of US total)
Peace (9 prize winners, 9% of world total, 10% of US total)4
Physics (49 prize winners, 26% of world total, 37% of US total)
Physiology or Medicine (54 prize winners, 27% of world total, 40% of US total)

>>9413386
Citation needed, kike.

>>9413348
I don't even understand your post or who you are quoting

>>9413206
Same reason as anyone - because the board is relevant to my interests, and I can't take it easy anywhere else.

>>9413411
Sick dubs, bro

>>9413359

Wow, you're a really epic and brave misanthropist.

My girlfriend is perfect. She loves every single thing that I love, she loves me unconditionally, she's completely loyal and would never cheat on me, and she is unimaginably beautiful.

She is also imaginary, but I can see her vividly through hallucination and we can have back and forth conversations together.

Better than a real girl in every way.

Come on /jp/ don't be such a false dichotonomister

>>9413411
About as epic as that ad hominem.

>>9413414

>but I can see her vividly through hallucination

Come on, man. Why would you even tell us this? There's no way to even begin to prove it. You want us to be jealous of something you can provide 0 evidence for?

>>9413414
Fuck off with the spoilers.

>>9413430

>There's no way to even begin to prove it.

Of course there isn't, she's imaginary.

>>9413415
>dichotonomister
>mister

Mister only refers to one gender you fucking sexist piece of shit. Why are all [insert plural of your gender here] retards that generalize us?

>>9413414
>unimaginably beautiful
>I can see her vividly through hallucination

So which is it?

>>9413430
It's some satanic ritual called a tupla

>>9413438


He'd seen this term being used seriously before. He knew, of course, that it was likely bullshit; there was no proof that 'tulpas' were possible for a normal person (or even for a legitimate monk,) no insight from real Tibetan monks, and every instructional had been created by someone with no expertise or trustpiece beyond "I have a tulpa and you just gotta believe me."

The clever part was that everyone claimed that they were inordinately hard to create, and that you could only do it if you really wanted a Tulpa, and that it would take months and you might have to start over for no reason. It was the sort of superstitious proof those who still clung to their religion always offered: god, or in this case the tulpa, will show themselves to you only if you're worthy, and you can't be worthy if you don't believe, so you can only have a tulpa if you already believe they exist, and it was just shit. There was no telling this to them, though. They had this adamant, borderline-delusional belief and nothing could sway their opinions.

>>9413445
I'm so sorry I'll use Dichotonomyn from now on.
I didn't mean to rape you multiple times or anything.

>>9413367
I've only made 3 posts in this entire thread. I lost interest about 100 posts ago.

You guys aren't even being ironic.

>>9413445

Hey, that's a really cool argument that no one made other than you.

>>9413453
You are my favorite poster on this board.

>>9413456
And one oft parroted by trolls and/or femanons here. It was hyperbole sure, but it even happened earlier in this very thread.

>>9413437

Both. Her appearance is a combination of the top three women that I find attractive in the world. I took their best traits and formed a perfect appearance. It's unimaginable in that I never could have imagined any appearance comparable to this on my own and it required combining the features of some of the three most beautiful women that humanity has to offer.

You know, I remember when I actually did think /jp/ took it easy.
I've met plenty of retarded people of both genders throughout my life.

I have to wonder though, lately I'm starting to lose where the irony ends and what people believe actually begins.

>>9413474

No, it wasn't hyperbole, it was an argument which literally fucking no one made.

Kino from Kino's Journey would be a nice girlfriend!

At what age do girls grow out of being shallow and having no passions?

>>9413466
Is that misogyny? I'm pretty sure that's misogyny. You should stop hating women.

>>9413470
is shitposting all over the board taking it easy?

>>9413486
Kino is boring and flat. I couldn't see myself having fun with such a serious person and she would make me feel bad by constantly reminding me of what a loser I am.

No thanks.

>>9413492
Well they start when they hit puppetry.

>>9413447

>They had this adamant, borderline-delusional belief

Of course. How else would you create a tulpa? It's the same reason why extremely devout people who are religious to the point of being delusional will eventually start to hear god speaking to them.

Being delusional is basically what all of this is based upon.

>>9413489
It's a result of taking it too easy.

>>9413485
So you're really going to sit there and rage at me, telling me that nobody nitpicked and twisted the words of a couple of posts as evidence of "woman-hating", then went on a long spiel about men treating women like trash? Either you're blind or the very person I'm talking about that did that.

>>9413492
the same age when guys start to think with their dick only at puberty.

Some people just never grow out of puberty and stay retards later.

>>9413489
No, but the level of rage going on in this thread isn't what I'd exactly call taking it easy either

Here's the issue

Boys are much more prone to having obsessions than girls. This is why it's hard to regard most women as anything other than dilettante's when you yourself have put your heart soul and life into something

In any event, 2D exists, so it's fine

Welcome to /jp/ 2012!

Man, I'm glad I don't have long to live.

>>9413486
I would like to be friends with her. She would send me letters. She seems to have commitment issues, though they may have been brought closer to resolution in the final episode.

Saving this thread
Which Touhou would make the best girlfriend and why?

Let's have a nice deep discussion and take it easy

>>9413508
The vast majority of what looks like rage in this thread is shitposters pretending to rage so that they might shanghai others into genuinely raging, either about feminists or shitposters.

>>9413494

You are deluded into thinking anyone believes your shit.

>implying stalking popular girls on facebook counts as "meeting" them

EVERYONE IS SO SHALLOW AND BORING, WHY CAN'T THEY BE LIKE ME? I LIKE COMPLEX BOOKS LIKE 1984 AND NECKBEARD FANTASY, MY FAVORITE MOVIES ARE MINDUFCKS XD LIKE FIGHT CLUB AND MEMENTO, I LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN AND QUEEN AND I WEAR CARGO SHORTS AND GRAPHIC TEES BECAUSE I'M NOT A PRETENTIOUS HIPSTER GAY FAGGOT.

>>9413530
"I know the exact number of women an anonymous poster on the internet has encountered over the course of his life"

-/jp/, 2012

>>9413531
I just pretend the feminists are all trolls, regardless of whether or not they really are. Keep my faith in humanity and mental health up.

>>9413537

Epic pic! I saw it on /b/ too ^___^

>>9413544
How mad are you right now?

>>9413520
Suika.
Deep down all I really want from a woman is a good drinking buddy.

>>9413530
>>9413537
Makes me lol every time.

>>9413547
What are your thoughts on Reimu or Alice?

>>9413546

WTF you know about the ``u mad'' meme too? EPIC WINS ALL AROUND!

>>9413553
Wow

you are mad

>>9413520
Patchouli, simply because of my personal preference for the quiet intelligent girl archetype. She's also a hikki herself, so we could stay inside and (shit)post on /jp/ together.

>>9413553
>>>/vg/

>>9413553
Your jimmies seem a bit rustled, sister.

>>9413520
I think Sanae would be a lot of fun to talk to and the one least likely to kill and eat me. Despite coming from our world originally she's became more like the native Gensokyoians every game. This is good since she can understand where I come from as well as help me intigrate into Gensokyo.

She's also pretty and hardworking which are ideal traits in a potential wife.

>>9413520
I love Reimu but I bet she's a frigid bitch, would not fuq.

>>9413566
She's a bit of a ditz, though

I guess I really am completely in favor of introverted girls

>>9413573

>>9413530
But none of us is 16.
We enjoy superior manchildren products now.

>>9413578
Reimu always seemed to have a dark and jaded personality because of how alone she is and how few donations she gets. Also the whole grumpy thing.

I would love her as my girlfriend but I have no ideal how I might get that

I'd like to believe all of this /b/-tier posting is ironic, but I don't think they'd go to the trouble of actually saving image-numbers from /b/...

>>9413566
Aren't you afraid Sanae would NTR you?

>>9413520
I like Reimu. We have similar personalties and I think we'd get along really well.

Not a big fan of Alice, though. Nothing against her personally, it's just that something about dolls has always put me off.

>>9413591
sexist

What are the odds that Remilia would take a liking to a human for a boyfriend? She's pretty much my ideal.

>>9413608
The odds are so low they're almost negative.

>>9413608
She's very obviously a Dracula/Count Tepes fangirl so maybe if you're a powerful vampire...

I think the best gf material would be the hags though.
Yukari would fuck like a tiger for half a year the blank out and hibernate the other half, leaving you free. Win-win.
Kanako would be a greedy gold digger focused on her faith gathering career, Eirin would give you erotic massages with exotic aphrodisiac oils.

Byakuren would be my choice though, she's beautiful, powerful and uses black magic to stay young, also I haven't really read her SoPM bio so I have no idea what I'm talking about, but delicious jam, hair wud fuq.

>>9413608
Maybe she'd accept you as her butler at first. Though if I remember right then Sakuya is the only human employed at the SDM and she's hardly ordinary so maybe she wouldn't have you.

>>9413627
*Vlad Tepes
So maybe if you steal men souls and make them your slaves etc

>>9413626
>>9413627
>>9413631
I figured

Damn it all

>>9413663
Make an adequate donation and have Reimu introduce you at a tea party.

The issue with Patchy is how does one reach her in the fucking Devil Mansion?

>>9413726
Befriend Marisa.
Pretend you want to go steal books with her.
Reach Library.
Achieve socialization with Patchouli.
Acquire girlfriend.

>>9413726
Give mushrooms to Marisa in return for a one way trip.

>>9413730
>Befriend Marisa

I don't think I have the social skills

>>9413730
>Befriend Marisa
>Get dominated and raped instead

Alpha as fuck.

170+ replies later and this post wasn't even marked as reported in 4watch until I did it just now. I'm disappointed.

>>9413077

>thinks fashion is inherently banal and frivolous

also, dating someone who liked everything I liked and hated everything I hated would be boring and neither of us would grow as humans.

Try browsing new places on the internet, you'll find retarded people and smart people of both genders.

>>9413773
none of that is gross

>>9413806
Fuck off we're talking Touhou now not your shitty blogspam pseudointellectual holierthanthou drivel

Nigga my gun go off

I can't decide whether the thread was better before or after it became a "which Touhou" thread.