/jp/ - Otaku Culture

your cute? yourn't too shy?

>>9412072
I was gonna call you a bitch nigga, but I just feel bad for you

Nice NEETs don't post contact information or even have messenger accounts.

Sociopaths are often more social and they enjoy preying on weak people. You probably talked to sociopaths.

I'd never think of doing something like that, but talking to someone one-on-one even on a messenger is scary.

spot of bad luck on your part

Go fuck an autistic nigger.

I always thought the people of /jp/ were nice...
They seem nice to me!
I'd like you OP! I'd be your friend.

>>9412072
Do you have autism?

Because the ones that post their information are normalfaggots, attentionwhores while the hikkis and NEETs just lurk.

Oh and avoid friend circles. Worst shit ever especially on /jp/.

Congratulations OP, you have finally realized that people are just shitty in general. That includes /jp/, however much we might like to believe otherwise

OP? You here? I feel bad for you.

post your facebook and I'll add you on my weeaboo account

>>9412072
Hello OP, if you need a cute friend from eastern europe and you can tolerate my bad english you can write me email at Oshiri_Manko@hotmail.com
I nelive we can be friends.

>>9412117
This man is going to steal your money 3 weeks from now.

>>9412121
It's an inevitability.

>>9412105

Exactly.

If someone posts their information then it instantly makes them a bad person. It's like trying to make friends on those "mail an inmate" sites.

If someone posts their contact info on /jp/ then they are an attention whore and probably histrionic.

>One person talked to me for several months,
I am calling bullshit on this story.
Not even is that retard to waste months talking to someone just to dump him for fun.
I honestly doubt that such people exist.
Change the months to days and i will maybe believe you

I have several friends that are /jp/ers. Most of them are wonderful and nice friends that I talk on a daily basis. A few of them are kinda sick on the head but that's ok. You are searching the wrong places, OP.

OP, can you post your steam id? I know it's not much but I could gift you something.

>>9412072
Well I hope you're okay OP

I'd like to talk to you or something but I think your bad experiences coupled with my paranoia would make that difficult

>>9412132

>I honestly doubt that such people exist.

There are people in that DayZ game who are right now literally laying prone in the same spot and staring at an empty field for over 12 hours straight while waiting for someone to sign in so that they can shoot them.

Bullies have large attention spans.

>>9412117
Oh noo that's not my original message I wrote this.

Hello dear OP, if you need a cute friend from Easter Europe and you can tolerate my bad english please contact me at Oshiri_Manko@hotmail.com

seconding this. I have a small game I can gift OP.

People on /jp/ are assholes, what the fuck are you smoking

the era of taking it easy has long passed

>>9412147
Oh fuck that game and all it's players.

"THIS IS LIKE COD ZOMBIES YEAH?"

I'd also like to be OP's friend, but i'm to scared to post any kind of account, or even a false email adress here.

I met someone from /jp/ a while back and that was going fine but I kind of hate him right now. You just have bad luck OP and I hope someone takes your money.

>>9412072
Hello dear OP, if you need a cute friend from Easter Europe and you can tolerate my bad english please contact me at Oshiri_Manko@hotmail.com

>>9412147
But we are talking here about months.
If such people would exist I feel more sorry for them than OP.
Something has to be very very wrong with someone if he is willing to spend months pretending to be a friend just to dump that person for fun.

>>9412157
>has never played the game

The Elevens love it

>>9412072
Hello dear OP, if you need a cute friend from Easter Europe and you can tolerate my bad english please contact me at Oshiri_Manko@hotmail.com

This happened to me too. Several times. I figure the people you want to talk to are the ones who don't post their contact info.It's a shame, but it's just how things are. Just embrace loneliness, OP.

Last time I met someone from /jp/ I ended up sucking his cock and he dumped me later.

/jp/ is no different from other people, they are all assholes.

>>9412072
http://www.facebook.com/WhoIsRinTezuka

this is where I pretend to be a little girl and post autistic things

I made an online friend from /jp/ once, but I was clingy because they were the only friend I've ever had before and eventually they said they didn't like me and told me to go away.

I'm just trying to make an imaginary friend now.

>>9412195
Fuck you and die.

>>9412195
Stop posting with anime screencaps or at least get a name so we can filter you.

People who bully others are usually people who were bullied in real life.. don't let them get to you. Those who get happiness out of bullying are not worth your time, you are better than them!

>>9412198
sorry I made a typo

>>9412202
You're the best mediator-san

>>9412072
>One person talked to me for several months, said I was his friend, and then one day he said that he hated me

I did this once, it was really fun seeing him depressed and constantly IMing me for around 3 weeks saying he's sorry and whatnot.

The reason I dumped the faggot was because I couldn't take it easy while being with him. He was one of those stereotypical weeaboo/ gaialurker type of guy with a casual interest for anime.

>>9412195
What if you try to argue with the person with logical arguments and pointing out his fallacies, and he simply refuses everything you point out about him and say that you are bullying him because you just keep finding flaws in his arguments? This happened to me. I've argued with this guy and I've pointed out the flaws in his arguments and I've argued with him and in the end he said that I was bullying him when I didn't even offend him once or tried to harass him.

>>9412209
That's what a certain shitty poster used to do, what was his name? I don't even remember.

Hey, I'm sorry to hear that, OP. People can be pretty rude sometimes.

If you want to talk to someone who isn't a complete douchebag, I'll be there for you. I'm warning you now, though, my friendship is costly. You might have to placate me with various goods.

Please respond if you are interested.

>>9412185
>Athletes:
>Emi Ibarazaki

Dawww

>>9412202
How are they better if the "bullies are having fun and being happy while the victims get hurt?
Use a better word.

this shows the very nature of anonymous message boards, and the internet in general.

this is what people really are. backstabbing assholes who'd rather laugh at you than with you.

i had to learn that one the hard way. good luck OP!

>>9412216

you shitting me

>>9412207

I think I accidentally did this to someone, but it honestly wasn't intentional. I knew this guy for a long time and maintained a small-talky style relationship with him for maybe two or so years. I didn't particularly *like* him, but he was okay

Then he started getting really clingy and weird, so, because I decided I was tired of ignoring my IMs just because he was awake, I blocked him. This turned him into a full on e-stalker for about three weeks, wherein he constantly tried to message me in mIRC, found my youtube channel and interpreted my favoriting a silly touhou video as some sort of personal message to him, and a lot of other general weirdness

He's finally moved on, I think, which I'm thankful for

>>9412224
You just me the wrong person, there are plenty of nice people on /jp/ but they are just too shy to post email accounts or too lazy to even create them.

I would never contact anyone who'd post contact information on 4chan, especially /jp/. 9 out of 10 chance that it's a troll going for EPIC LULZ.

>>9412235

Why don't people like stalkers?

If someone cared that much about me then I would love them. That sort of craziness is a rare gift. Most people will talk to you and barely give a shit about your existence. It's a rare find to have a friend that obsesses over you.

>>9412233
that's why you make alt accounts with no identifying information so youre still essentially anonymous

>>9412230

I disagree. Humans are only pleasant to be around for short amounts of time. You think there are nice people on /jp/ because you only see "them" for a short period of time

I know what you mean, OP. I'm not fit for making friends. Most people run away from me after one or two weeks. Even on /jp/ I feel like an outcast.

I am genuinely interested in meeting more people on /jp/, but only people with the same interests as me. You will probably find better friends that way if you have something important to you in common with them.

only if you're a cute girl will i be your friend

i'd play video games and stuff with you and we could even lets play together

>>9412238
>tfw when u had a disgusting 3dpd stalk u irl with an extreme interest for asians and kpop and offering her body to gain my acceptance of her

>>9412072
You were asking for it OP. No really.

>>9412209
If you think that someone said something silly, it's ok to point it out, but there are ways to do this without being mean and hurting their feelings.

>>9412260
Well, I'm a cute girl.
But I don't want to be your friend.

>>9412238

I have a friend from /jp/. It was later revealed he was also a redditor, which would explain his unnatural kindness.
I still talk to him from time to time because he's not an absolute retard and he makes cool lights.

>>9412238

Because people like having breathing room. Stalkers don't respect that and keep trying to step out of unspoken boundaries

To go to a specific example, this person and I knew eachother through steam. I once told him that I roleplayed with other people on mIRC. I mean that quite literally, by the way, I mentioned it exactly one time. Anyway, so during his e-stalker bint, he started contacting me on mIRC. That was weird because that was not "our" space. He stepped outside of these unspoken boundaries

Imagine a friend who invited himself to all your parties and it's supposed to be cool because you guys totally know eachother. It's sort of like that

>>9412264
But I didn't offend him or called him any names! Why did he get offended? ;_; I've never meant any harm to /jp/ers

>>9412278
if you just have sex with them theyll stop stalking you

>>9412283
>But I didn't offend him or called him any names!
You should've. He sounds like an idiot.

>>9412185
your entire page is baby's first VN, baby's first anime videos, faggots with guy fawkes masks in your friends lists and posting screencaps from fucking 3D HBO shows

kill
yourself

>>9412295
Learn to capitalize your sentences before you tell anyone to kill themselves.

>>9412295
>>9412301

I think you are both being unnecessarily snippy. Cut it out

>>9412291
Well he was being pretty retarded but I don't really get why he thought I was bullying him when I was just trying to make him a better person by showing him his mistakes

>horribly manipulating me for fun and then making me cry
What the hell?
How does this even happen?

>>9412301
what are you gonna do fag

>>9412310
Because he's a moron, obviously. Why associate with morons? You won't be able to teach him anything, he's too stupid for it.

The only people I've added from 4chan have been crazy OP. It's not your fault.
nice timmid people don't post their information only the 'normal' crazy people do.

>>9412283
I think you have to understand that /jp/sies have been through more suffering in their life than the average person, so they are probably very sensitive to criticism. Instead of pointing out all of his flaws, try just nudging him in the right direction.

>>9412326
I almost want to post my information now just to prove you wrong. Not that anyone would take me seriously though in a thread like this.

Manipulate them before they manipulate you. That's what I do.

>>9412330
But still, I didn't mean any harm, but I'll remember that. I just wish I could have a good discussion with someone that's intelligent, but I guess some /jp/ers just want to have fun.


>>9412336
I would talk with you, if you wanted to.

It's stupid. We're all crazy, one way or another.

>>9412295
It started as just an empty page that I used for anonymous facebook logins to other sites.

Then one day people started adding me, people I didn't know. I started using the account as an excuse to be someone I'm not, which is namely the average gaiafag. I can't really explain why, but I thought it to be a curious experiment to see how the other half lives. Sometimes I inject myself into that page, but mostly if anyone who knew me anywhere else discovered this was me they would be terribly confused.

Most of it is Katawa shoujo shit because that's what I named the account and all the people who added me were KS RPers. I've never added anyone myself on that account.

>>9412330
Stop projecting.

>>9412320
Sociopaths do this.

>>9412359
What a bunch of assholes, never befriending a sociopath ever.

>>9412336

Most crazy people think they're completely sane, you know

>>9412330
>/jp/sies have been through more suffering in their life than the average person

I don't know about that. Everyone has their own issues, and honestly, most of /jp/'s problems are self-imposed. Self-imposed social exile despite wanting social interaction on some level, for example, is nobody's fault but your own

I wish I could think of more examples because I am sure the greentext and implications will flow in after that statement, but it's the most noticeable one I can think of

I want to cuddle with OP.

>>9412382
But I'm really ugly and overweight.. are you still okay with that?

>>9412371
>Self imposed suffering is not suffering
It's still just as hard, and social exile is extremely hard to break out of once you are in.

>>9412394
No, that's gross. Get away from me.

>>9412326
>>9412336
You know, I don't know about you but I am.
Bring it on. no responses

>>9412072
>One person talked to me for several months, said I was his friend, and then one day he said that he hated me and the whole time he was just lying to me to see how upset I would get.

Seriously? What a fucking asshole. Even I'm mad now.

>>9412402
B-but why not...
We c-could lay in bed an start shitting and smearing it all over each others bodies...

>>9412394
I'd spoon you from behind and tell you everything will be alright while you cry

>>9412407
Get away from him, you vile monster. No means no.

>>9412371
>self-imposed social exile

You know.. there's a reason they do this, anon.

OP I wish you didn't start your thread with a sad Kogasa. Hardly anything upsets me more than sad Kogasa. I have actually cried actual man tears over such pics.

>>9412428
>I have actually cried actual man tears over such pics.

Have you really?
Explain the situation. I'm curious

>>9412428
They are just drawing man, what the fuck?

I'm scared of talking to people. I don't know how to do it, and I feel like everything I do just makes them dislike me. I feel empty and hollow, and I can't excite anyone, make them happy, or even care.

>>9412397
>Self imposed suffering is not suffering

You say that is if I am supposed to not agree with that statement. I do not have sympathy for people who let themselves live in unhappiness. Nobody's doing it to them but themselves

Know what you want and go for it with all your heart. In many a /jp/er's case, they want affection from other people, but don't want to go to the trouble of finding it, earning it, or other such things. This is their fault and no one else's, and I have no sympathy for it

>>9412416

I'm fully aware of this. Which is why if you still want social interaction *despite* rejecting society, you are a fool and don't actually know what you want

I am a self imposed social exile. I held various sales jobs for a few years. I know *how* to socialize, but I don't want to. If you want to, you should. If you don't want to, you shouldn't. It's that simple

>>9412445
What did you do today?

I don't want new friends. If I don't respond to PMs or messages on XBL, it's nothing personal.

I hate doing as much as you are hating me for doing it. But I seriously couldn't stand reading >>9412326
Mail on field. Messenger... god this is idiotic

>>9412441
PTSD maybe

>>9412445
Why do you care so much about entertaining people?

A gentle anon emailed me earlier and I responded very aggressively.

It was a joke, I was waiting for him to respond so I could be like ``joudan da yo! Don't worry!'' and he would be like ``ahahaa, bikkuri shita!'' then we would become good friends and years from now always have a funny story about how we started speaking.

Long story short, he didn't respond and now I'm scared that he was actually upset by what I said.

If you're reading this please don't worry, my friend.

>>9412463
You are stupid.

>>9412371
We do have social interaction of some kind here.

If you go too long without ANY kind of interaction and I don't mean your hikki lifestyle, you'll probably start talking to inanimate objects and attributing them personalities and such.

>>9412463
>``
>Hina

You again.

>>9412462
I just want to make someone happy. I want to be able to give to someone. To have some reason to do anything.

>>9412463

I was very angry

>>9412470
I want to talk with you ;_;
I think you can make me happy. It's pretty easy to do that...

>>9412463
Being mean is not funny anon, even if you meant it as a joke. You should hurry and apologize to him.

>>9412463
You are one of these people who just pretend to be nice just to hurt someone

This thread is everything that's wrong with neo-/jp/.

>>9412478
I want to, but I'm scared. I worry I'll end up running away because I'm too scared to carry on, too scared to see myself fail and make someone unhappy because of me.

>>9412494
There was never anything good about /jp/

Out of curiosity, how many of you have full time jobs?

>>9412441

I don't like going into it very much. The emotion first hit me when I was reading this doujin, at this page here. It was so sad how Kogasa-chan is so so dedicated to doing a good job but she can't succeed. She was born to do this one thing yet she's no good at it, and what's more, she's surrounded by youkai who are much much better than her when they're not even trying. What a sad situation.

Actually through the whole doujin I was really sad but then I read this one line: "I'm hungry". I cried a lot because I wanted to give Kogasa-chan a sandwich and hug her. Sorry, I am really a faggot.

I am willing to give someone magicka on steam if he makes OP happy

ITT:

>>>/soc/

>>9412513
Did you play TD?
Zun actually cut her some slack there. It's as canon as it gets.

>>9412518
I do
It's tragic
Don't get one

>>9412513

>>9412462

I think the basis of his plight comes not from wanting to entertain people, but what it says about him if he cannot

It says that he is plain, ordinary, boring, banal, and unworthy of interest. Nobody's self-image enjoys such terrible blows

>>9412470

You know, it's a lot easier than you think. You just need to loosen up and do silly things

For example, I tend to do silly things throughout the day while in public. During one day while I was out shopping with my brother and his girlfriend, I elected to do what I named "The Cool Walk," which was simply leaning back and taking large steps forward in an absolutely retarded and lolsorandumb looking fashion. He quickly caught on and we both did so while we went into the parking lot

We got so caught up in our Cool Walk that we missed our car. We then turned around towards it, and saw his girlfriend and some random older lady absolutely cracking up at how absurd we looked

Really, sometimes people just need a clown to laugh at

>>9412515
Yes. Let's go to /soc/ so we can talk to all the amateur pornstars

>>9412530
>During one day while I was out shopping with my brother and his girlfriend, I elected to do what I named "The Cool Walk," which was simply leaning back and taking large steps forward in an absolutely retarded and lolsorandumb looking fashion. He quickly caught on and we both did so while we went into the parking lot.

>>9412531

>>>/r9k/

>>9412538
I do stuff like that a lot
I fucking love to do retarded stuff

>>9412518

I do, as a hospital janitor. It's not bad work. Interesting because I to see a lot of crazyness, exciting because of the fast pace (if I happen to be working in the emergency department, anyway), and the pay is pretty damn good all things considered

Still though, I wish I had more time to indulge in my hobbies

>>9412527
I have one.
I'm trying to save money to get my own apartment.

>>9412530
I tried doing that once, being silly. I always felt sick though, because it's not me. People expect you to always be happy and funny, and think it's weird when you're anything else. I couldn't stand it. It's not who I am. Sometimes I want to be quiet, sometimes I want to be sad, to be normal. But they just expect you to be like that all the time. I couldn't take it.

>>9412543
If there was anything important on /jp/ I might agree with you, but the board is essentially Touhou/NEET general. There's nothing else here.

>>9412469

Quit stalking me you gigantic faggot!

>>9412518
I have a part time job as a chauffeur. I need to get it to be full time. Need more money...

>>9412555
No reason to shit it up with your problems of how lonely you are and how you want to be a normalfag

>>9412538

Well Anon, if you prefer to look edgy and cool while being bland wallpaper on the house of life, that is fine too. But the poster I was talking to was talking about how he would like to make somebody happy. And, really? It's not exactly difficult, as long as you're not shooting for that touchy-feely deep emotional relationship sort of happy

Be the clown that everyone laughs at. Be the weird story that everyone talks about. Even if it's stupid, silly, and transient, you will make someone's day just a little brighter and more interesting. Isn't that worth something?

>>9412560
We post at the same time.

>>9412563
But that's what being a NEET is all about

>>9412568

``NEET" - Not in Education, Employment, or Training

Please show me where ``wanting to be a normalfag" falls into that.

>>9412580
Out of curiosity, do you have schizoid pd?

>>9412567

More like you check when I'm online via your botnet

Stop leet hacking me ``kudasai''! If you ever change my Neopets password this will mean war.

>>9412552

Well, I can understand that. It's part of why I don't socialize. I just want to be myself, alone in my own little world

But you know, it's not as if just because they expect you to be like that all the time, that you have to. You have plenty of alone time, right? They just want you to be like that when you're around them. Just don't be around them too much and you can surely manage a few fleeting moments of silliness

And if you can't, that's okay too. It's not good to get all caught up in what other people think about you. Your own perception of yourself is all that matters

>>9412585
What the fuck year is it that neopets is still a thing?

>>9412586
do people still use neopets?
is it more or less popular than gaia? because they were essentially the same demographic

>>9412585
I got bigger fish to fry than you with my "lee7net"

pic related, it's Youmu saying that you're implying you're a big fish.

>>9412586
But I want to be normal with other people. Talk about things that don't involve being silly and funny. It just gets bottled up and makes me feel even worse. I just want to unwind like everyone else, I don't want people to look at me expecting me to fulfill their visions. I know who I am, sort of, but that's just one part of it. I want to be happy, and I want to make others happy too. You have to consider what they think as well.

>>9412584

I haven't been diagnosed with anything, because I haven't been to a shrink.

>>9412600
I think neopets might have scored some of the pony crowd.

>>9412608
I just figured that's why seeing others try to socially interact upset you.

What kind of thread would you have made anon?

>>9412606
>You have to consider what they think as well

The problem is that social interaction is way more fluid and natural than all of this. You just Do Something, or Say Something. Don't think, just do. The more time you spend mulling over wants and perceptions and all that sort of stuff, the more awkward it ends up coming out

It's basically impossible to teach this sort of stuff online, so I think I'll stop now, but you'll come to understand once you're forced to socialize a lot. Do what I did; get a job in sales

>>9412606

As if whining on here is supposed to help you

>get on /jp/
>see this thread on the top of page 1
>"137 posts and 29 image replies omitted"
>mfw
>implying that I care how buttmangled you get over greentext etc

>>9412621
I do overthink things a lot, which is why I don't feel cut out for interaction, even if I want it. I guess I'll try to get a job or something, who knows.

>>9412600
>>9412590

Yes.
It's not that popular anymore.
I just like it because it reminds me of happy days and it's fun + cute.
Please don't leet hack away my only joy.

``Onegai''!

>>9412621
Different person.
I have a tech support job. I talk on the phone all day. It doesn't help at all because it's just a persona I put on. I can put a persona on for other people too, but I never feel any kind of connection that way. There are a few people where I don't have to do that with, but it took years to establish those relationships. It's very difficult to make new friends, especially now that I'm out of college and don't have the benefit of such an environment of diverse people.

I think the few friends I have now are all I'll have for the rest of my life, and many of those will probably fall apart soon.

I still check my windows live account every once in a while. If you're reading this, please come back and at least say something.
You promised you'd come back in 1 week from your cruise trip. I know you didn't die in it, you changed your account name a few weeks after you were supposed to come back.

I didn't even message you at all for that week like you said,
>I dont want to come back and see a million "where are you?"

I miss you still.

>>9412651
you are so cute

>>9412620

I honestly don't make a lot of threads myself. I prefer to participate in others where I see fit.

>>9412664
You should see him when he turns his gimmick off and shits on the board.

>>9412463
I'd befriend you, you sound like fun.

>>9412072
I'll take a break from stalking ``Hina-Anon" to reply seriously.

People on /jp/ aren't magically different people than those you are probably already close with, people don't change magically when they post here, you're just more likely to run into those with similar interests as here.
That's why we're all here in the first place, right? Japan, 2hu, truNEET, hikko, where else can you talk about this kind of stuff openly without having to use any personally identifying information to the point where posting with a name is even optional.

I guess what I'm trying to say is look at /jp/ as an avenue for getting out all the discussion you wanted to but can't anywhere else, simply because the rest of the internet with of course a few exceptions would probably look down upon it.

>>9412696

``Arigatou"! Let's be friends forever! Say hello @:

touhoufangirl@hellokitty.com

Send anything! ``Onegai"! I'm waiting for your call!

>>9412072
I want to be friends with op, but I fear he might find me boring and uninteresting...

>>9412711
>touhoufangirl@hellokitty.com
why

>>9412463
I messaged you but you ignored me, I was just being friendly ;_;

I'm too normal to fit in here and too weird to fit in anywhere else.

I just want some people to talk about and play video games with, but /v/ and /vg/ just suck.

>>9412718
I don't think OP is even here anymore

And I would talk to him but I'd probably inadvertantly intimidate or offend him at some point.

>>9412718
i dont like beans
i dont like you

>>9412072
Because the bottom 1% of human minds/wills are purely dedicated to senseless, stupid dickdom. Avoid "trolls."

>>9412726
What kind of games do you play
What makes you normal? What makes you weird?

>>9412720

EH!? What?! When?? I reply to everyone! ``Gomen" ne! Sometimes I'm busy! A bit occupied! But I will ALWAYS respond in time unless you tell me to kill myself! Heh! Satisfaction guaranteed!

>>9412566
You can be funny and not be a clown at the same time you know ?

>>9412738
kill yourself

>>9412718

Y-you can talk to m-me instead of OP doesn't want to a-anon.

>>9412738
btw I'm a girl

>>9412738
Sent you a message. I guess I'm incredibly bored. I think you're showing yourself too much, but you seem like a good person.

>>9412743

STOP IT!!!

IT'S NOT FUNNY
``YAMETE''!
YOU COULD HARM OTHERS.

JUST STOP IT!

Because they were horrible awful people, and what the second poster said is probably accurate. I guess you can feel free to ask me any of my contact stuff to talk a bunch if you want. Then again im not much of a /jp/sie anymore.

>>9412755

Honestly, it's uninteresting how you keep repeating the same phrases and reposting the same old images again and again.

Perhaps it felt new to you when it first started out, but it definitely isn't now.

Kill yourself.

>>9412744
Really? Are you sure? You aren't going to just be mean to me are you?

>>9412755
I dont think I get the quoted japanese. Could you or someone explain?

>>9412755
a very nice person
but employs such tired speech
to mask their own pain

>>9412776
I don't know. It feels ironic but it probably isn't.

Weeaboo tendencies I think.

I'll talk to you guys. Maybe we can get an organized shitposting group going.

>>9412744
Stop using koakuma to shitpost/roleplay/stutter ``please''.

>>9412767
OKOKOK, that, or they were being ironic. I dont want to horribly insult anybody who may have had good intentions.

>>9412776

It's extremely cute.

>>9412738
Not directed all towards you but what exactly does 'respond in time' mean? It's totally subjective.

I would like some friend too...

>>9412772

I would never do such a thing!

I don't even know what I want. My mood and personality changes randomly all the time. I'm not schizo or anything I think, but sometimes I'm just mean, sometimes happy, sometimes sad, sometimes bored, sometimes lonely, all within the same day. It's so confusing. But all I know is that right now I want to talk to someone sweet and kind.

>>9412771

It's uninteresting how you have bullied me relentlessly since day 1.

But you should know I am strong. Surely you have felt the power of my ``kokoro''!

Here I am in /jp/ faced with two charming missions! To defeat NSJ-sama~and it has been achieved! Next, to make friends! And it will be achieved! My resolve is extremely tenacious! How wonderful.............

>>9412744
Tell me about yourself. Are you a cute little yandere girl?

>>9412786
Nooo, nono, if it was just weaboo I cant see a reason to quote it, or to not use authentic 日本 runes.

>>9412755
Kill yourself please
Better?

>>9412555
well with that kind of attitude /jp/ will never improve

>>9412782
And I guess I can garuntee to not be a jerk.

>>9412797
I think that is just part of being a human.

>>9412736
Been playing STALKER, DayZ and Men of War recently. Mostly strategy and shooters, some RPGs, though I'm very picky about those. Things are going to change a lot on that front since I got 13 games at the Steam sale. Looking forward to MWO and PS2 in the near future. Normal because I have a job and friends in real life I hang out with once a week and a half or two, weird because of my general apathy of things at times and finding 3DPD disgusting, which is still fairly normal. Annoyed by memes, bad grammar and smilies which most would consider weird and automatically makes me dislike 90% of the internet.

I only go here only for Touhou, really.

another haiku
and so they said ``please respond''
yet no one replied

>>9412659
> I can put a persona on for other people too, but I never feel any kind of connection that way.

Person who you're quoting here. And with these words, you've summarized why I don't bother with socialization beyond the bare necessities

>>9412814
Look up the rinbros group on steam

I used to chat there, and while you may not care for katawa shit, they tend to play mostly games like you described. You might fit in there.

>>9412755
>>9412817
>``

pls go

>>9412813
I guess. But it's all conflicting and drastically different. I can't form opinions on anything because of all the different viewpoints. Like, it feels like I'm several different people in one, all arguing about something, never making up their mind. I forget my name sometimes.

>>9412837
>>>/v/

Does /jp/ like to talk to people on the internet one-on-one? I get nervous if I don't know them.

>>9412854
yes, /v/ is where you talk about video games

>>9412846
Let's just say you are a very reflective person who actually thinks about his decissions, instead of picking the obvious/popular/political correct option.

Forgetting your name seems to be a problem, but I guess that's because you rarely use it (no social contact, I assume?). I often forget my age or the date, because I just don't keep track. Hell 2012 still doesn't feel like 2012 for me.

>>9412854

>>9412863
Whenever I talk to someone one-on-one I just give short, simple replies and never initiate conversation.

>>9412863

That depends. I have a few friends, but I don't like talking to some. I always say I want a nice /jp/sie to be friends with, but I'm far too scared to post any contact info.

>>9412873
suit yourself

>>9412863
I used ti get nervous too.
But then I pulled myself together.
"Why am I nervous? They are my enemies. Why am I getting nervous in front of the enemy? I must not."

>>9412854
>>9412873
This is why I dislike /v/.

>>9412872
I guess. It just gets in the way a lot, and it's confusing. I just can't make up my mind on anything, but I guess when you think about it, you really can't anyways. I also have problems with dates as well. Everything kind of blends together and stuff.

>>9412863
>>9412863
I do now and then.

>>9412896
I think it's a bad idea to post contact info, since you don't know who else might pick it up. Since you open it up to anyone to get a hold of you.

I met up with a /jp/sie once, it went well, but I'm still not going to post my email on here publicly.

>>9412863
not at all. I don't even chat while playing online games, which somewhat works in FPS, but gets pretty awkward in (MMO)RPGs.

There is a pretty nice italian guy I chat from time to time (when he messages me) and I have 2 IRL friends I sometimes chat with. One is only online like every couple of weeks for an hour or something, but I nearly chat with the other guy every second day or so. Oddly we never talk to each other IRL, even though he only lives 300m away from me.

>>9412863
I get really anxious if I'm in a one-on-one conversation, because I feel like I'm being a burden. I also get paranoid and think that maybe they are just talking to me as a joke and then laughing about it with their other friends..

>>9412873
>>9412854

Anyone who posts their info has evil intentions. Every nice person has the same fear as you, so they would never post their info.

>>9412919

I once posted an email on here, but there was no response for a day, so I forgot to look into the account again. It's been a week and someone has replied, but I feel like it's already too late. ;_;

>>9412896
I made friends with a /jp/sie this one time. Hes, well, autistic, and hes a pain sometimes, but hes still alright to talk to if not too much.

>>9412863
No, but I do get nervous posting on /jp/. Should I sage? nokosage? Are there any grammatical mistakes in my post? Is it worded in a way so that no one would take it the wrong way? Will I get called a faggot, be told to fuck off to /a/ or /v/, or mocked?

This post wasn't so bad, strangely.

>>9412934
I'm too scared to post mine because of that. I just want to talk to a nice /jp/sie

>>9412797
>>9412846

I was like that too. Always analyzing, always thinking about everything I heard/read/etc. Fearing to reject. Afraid that I may reject some of the useful content together with garbage. Analyzing everything like a historical source, or a long and serious forum post. Not knowing who I am and what I want anymore, struggling to deal with the ocean of thoughts, doubts and information.
It hurt. It hurt a lot. So, I stopped.
I used REJECTION and now, every outside information I treat as "poison" from the start. Every time I have doubt, I kill it. Every time someone says something, I deny it in my mind. It's a defense mechanism to keep sanity. Not doing this will not bring you any enlightenment, only needless suffering.

>>9412925
>god /v/ is terrible look at our glorious /jp/ steam group

Hope this helps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uall0OQxU74

>>9412949
Take it easy, anon.
They forgive you, I'm sure of it.

>>9412928
I mostly play MMO, and when I get no reply after messaging someone I get really anxious that I've upset them, ball up in a corner and don't talk to anyone for days.

I just wanted to talk to you a bit because I thought you were cool, I'm sorry I caused you trouble. I hope you don't hate me.

>>9412934

im
>>9412951
Hes also said he hates me multiple times and has, before, violently insulted me. I dont really mind though, but you should keep in mind the possibility that, well, there might be alot of things that could negate the vitriol of ones mean-ness.

You niggas are nuts. I'd much rather talk one on one than with a large group of people.

Also has nobody heard of making junk/dummy accounts? Nobody here is stupid enough to post their main contact information on 4chan...right?

>>9412980
what's "main contact information"?

>>9412980
You'd be surprised. I've had a chat with some anons, who had used accounts which were clearly main/primary.

>>9412980
I'd rather talk in a group of people first and then move to talking 1 on 1 with strangers.

it would feel too awkward and forced otherwise

>>9412934
Unless they're desperate or have mustered up courrage to do so.

I always try to reply to people who post their email, in case it's genuinely someone this desperate, because I don't want him to only recieve shitposter email.

However I'm bad at comunicating with people and probably sound like a shitposter when I try to act friendly and reassuring.

>>9412964

What if they stopped responding to people just because I haven't responded to them after they tried? I don't want to be responsible for that...

It's not my fault I don't always check my email accounts because I don't use them at all. ;-;

>>9412980
Why would it matter?

Are they going to track down my nonexistent facebook?

Ive never had any friends

grew up homeschooled

>>9412997
Chances are that they took your silence as your own nervousness, I bet they're in their cozy chairs right now, thinking "Gee, I hope shy-anon feels better soon!"

>>9412949
I've posted my email several times with no messages received ever.
consider yourself lucky.

jaypeers don't have xboxes right?
you guys don't have games you play online do you?

Sometimes i feel really lonely, i wouldn't mind to have any of you guys as a friend to talk sometimes
But i'm to afraid to start a conversation

>>9412980
Me and my very best friends, and some other secondary friends talk in one big skype chat all the time, and its really fun.

here is my dummy account, i am not particularly mean but i am not much fun either.

>>9413018
I am too, I never know how to start a conversation either. But I'm feeling bold tonight, and I really want to talk to someone. But I'm scared of posting my msn, and everyone else probably is as well.

>>9413002
I've never had any friends
Grew up in public schools

beat that!

>>9412965
Fuck MMOs. The last time I played one, I actually socialized and joined a guild and shit (unlike my usual routine of ignoring everyone and focusing on building levels/stats). After a few months I thought I was pretty well-liked, but it turns out everyone hated me and talked shit about me behind my back on vent. Some dumb cunt thought it was hilarious and went the extra mile to rub in it. Not cool. The moral of the story is faggots WILL hide these kinds of things from you for months, as OP mentioned.

You're welcome for the /r9k/ tier post, everyone. Pic related, it's me.

Kogasa's eye colors are backwards in that image.

>all these /jp/sie's emails
Oh man, after holding off on jacking my penis for two weeks, this is going to be fun.

>>9413044
Did you reflect on why they might have felt that way about you?

>>9412925
>sometimes people genuinely shitpost unintentionally
god why am i fucking laughing so hard

In the MMO currently play I have decided not to ever say anything in in-game chat or VOIP. Not even responding to private messages. I feel so detached from everyone, but at least I am not hated.

I hope I've helped some people, I'm going to leave for a little while though.

Go ahead and contact me if you want. It's an old one I used when I played Ragnarok, so you won't be intruding on my privacy or anything.

>>9413035
atleast you had a chance to socialize.

Ive never really had any opportunities to make friends.

>>9413070
I did, and I still really don't understand this time. I certainly act like a faggot a lot, but I intentionally made sure to keep my bullshit out of any conversations with them.

I'm going to try and do this, but i'm worried i'll just get particularly nasty replies.

I'm too scared to look into what might appear in my inbox now ;-;

>>9413044
That's because you take it so seriously.
If chatting in mmos(and anywhere else too, tbh) I am never serious. EBIN-quality shitshouts, unlimited prank works, "OMG THE ORGANIZATION IS UP TO GET ME!" kinda stories, and such and such is how I pass my time. And it's really fun. Yes, sometimes people don't know wtf I am talking about. Sometimes they rage at me. Rarely do I stay more then a few days in a single guild. But it's all funny and jokes and lulz so I don't regret.
Enjoying your lifetime is the key. And in time, I met some other people who liked to spam and joke too. I met them when they started to play along with me during my many "chat attacks".
And that, anon, is how I made online friends.

>>9413044
That's why I can only feel at ease in comunity that are honest and tell people to fuck off when they are retarded.

You get a reputation of assholes, but everyone who actually joins and stays more than 1 week is a lifelong member, and everyone's having fun.

>>9413105
But you sound like a retard, I wouldn't want to be friends with you.

Sorry.

>>9413093
Aren't you missing the ".co.jp" or something like that?

>>9412072
Human relationships are all about what you can offer to the other party. Nobody cares for anybody, and if you don't offer anything of course they will just treat you like shit.

That being said, I'll totally be your friend OP if you want to study Japanese together.

>>9413116
>be a dick
>wonder why people hate you

>>9413073
jokes on you I hate these kinds of people.

>>9413116
No hard feelings here. Friends are not fun if they are not fun.

>>9413125
I'm >>9413044 , and not the same person you're quoting.

>>9413125
If I were a dick would you suck me?

>people bragging about making online friends

If only you were all cute girls like boku wa tomodachi ga sukanai this would be less pathetic.

>>9413120

Sorry! I fixed it.

>>9413142
Only if you were cut and clean.

>>9413125

I am not >>9413044, don't make him feel bad.

>>9413133
I really enjoy jokes, but lolsorandumXD and spam is just trash and I don't consider it to be part of the fine art of comedy.

Fucking cunt I want to strangle you with my own fucking hands. I know who you are, and I fucking hate you, you fucking whore. Get out of /jp/ and stay on tumblr where you belong.

>>9413116
I, for one, agree with you.

>>9413146
But we're all cute girls.

>>9413157
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I figure it's worth a shot. I'm a boring person, but I like lots of things, maybe it won't be so bad.

>>9413156
>I really enjoy jokes, but lolsorandumXD and spam is just trash and I don't consider it to be part of the fine art of comedy.

do you even shitpost?

>>9413146
Nice double standard, asslord.
Try trolling on other boards, you'll be more sucessful.

>>9413165
You blew your chance to victimize yourself like you always do. I know you're not the person I was 'talking' to, but still.

>>9413105
i grief a lot. back when i played tf2 i taunted every kill and cheesed as much as possible, while burbling out long lines of poorly typed insults.

the only way i can have fun anymore is at the expense of faceless people online.

This thread is giving me a nosebleed.
So many cute anons...
That's why I always avoid any form on contact with people from here, I don't want to put an end to my delusions.

>>9413178
I don't understand.
Explain further.

I wrote down a couple of these contacts. I might just get MSN later to be a faggot. I mean, be nice.

>>9413176
So what if it's a double standard?

If I don't find it cute and see it as sad that's what it is to me. Unless you are some trap or something. In which case, it's still pretty adorable.

>>9413169
No, I make comics.

Or witty posts with good comedic timing.

You only use namecalling, nickname, term like nigger and faggot with your close friend.

>>9413200
I'd be your friend if I could.

>>9413193
Do you mean faggot in which way?

>>9413086

I was homeschooled. I relish the fact that I never had to deal with other peopl

>>9413205
Aren't we already?

>>9413202
What kind of church biggot comunity were you raised in ?

such thing always lead to backstabbing like>>9413044 described

>>9413147

I just sent a reply.

I'm sorry if I can't get to everyone on time, because trying to get the proper response is requiring a lot of mental energy, and prodigious use of the backspace key. ;-;

Who the fuck is sonny ray

I talked to a lovely /jp/ Anon on Omegle a few weeks ago. He didn't want to tell me his name or anything though..

>>9413183
I am by no means a cute girly trap (hard to be a 6 foot tall trap), but in my old group of online friends they used to say I looked "vulnerable" whenever we decided to pull out the webcams.

I think they all secretly thought I was really weird because of my plushies and the way I sat and my clothes.

>>9413213
>backstabbing
What?
I use fucking faggot right infront of him.
People dont get mad.
You know all the nigger homies use wassup nigger among themselves? It is something like that.

Oyaoyaoya, this what all the クウル /jp/sies are doing?~

>>9413225
>webcams
I consider VoIP normal/bearable, but webcam/photo is totally out of question.

>>9413216
You sound like a shitposter, you're one of the few person who I haven't sent a mail to.

I'm feeling relatively brave today and I'm in a decent mood. If you want to talk to someone my email is in the field.

>>9413248
that's cool

>>9413248
your instincts are good, my friend. rin just called me a "faget"

Well, since I've sent a mail for two people, I guess it wouldn't hurt to let anon-san talk with me. I'm usually the one that seeks friendship with /jp/ers anyway.

I'm too shy to send an e-mail.
95% of these are likely shitposters anyway, so whatever.

>>9413281
heaven forbid

>>9413248
I never talked on the webcam actually. It took all my focus to just sit there and pay attention to them and ignore my fears. I really wanted to keep those friends back then so I would do anything for them almost. After we split I was angry at myself for "letting them make me do those things", but now I realize those situations have helped me learn to cope with my anxiety much better.

Though I won't get on cam or take a photo for anyone nowadays. I can talk to people online now, one on one they can't even tell I'm anxious usually.

>>9413214
>>9413214
By the way, the runes were just a friendly greeting.

man you guys have some cool e-mail addresses ^__^ someone send me some plx

>>9413302
You cant just seek or find friendship.
It just happened.
You dont ask someone to be your friend, you just suddenly become friend one day.

>>9413322
okay

>>9413331
Friendships are better that way most of the time, but what he says isnt impossible.

^^

>>9413217
...I talked to an anon on omegle recently, but I'm not lovely so it couldn't have been me.

As much of a good idea and as fun as this seems, I'd rather remain Anonymous. I would like to see threads like this more often though.

>>9413366

>>9413373
Sorry, typo, meant lonely.

>>9413331
I agree with you. That's why most of the times I only end up becoming friends with /jp/ers rarely. I'm fucking lazy too, so that makes things worse.

Are these autism contests through MSN or e-mail? I'm too autistic to realize which one of the two is being used.

I don't really like engaging in one-on-one conversation with an identity.

I'd like to leave this as anonymous, hence the most conversation I have done with fellow /jp/sies is on those stranger chat sites, with no alias.

And, no matter how good the conversation is, I won't give my e-mails to anyone. Even if I have met him/her more than once on those sites.

>>9413598
post the ``post the ``do you even lift one" " one

>>9413624
So what, do /jp/ers easily reveal themselves on Omegle? I've dropped 4chan-ish hints and so far no one bites. Either they're just normalfags or it's some passive kind of 'explain further' trolling?

>>9413731
I've met obvious 4channers with the "waifu" interest tag, and we've had pleasant conversations about waifus. They weren't secondary "flavor of the month" waifu guys, either, so there's a decent chance they're from /jp/ I think.

>>9413731
Putting /jp on the interest tag helps, though as far as I remember I have been talking to similar (or maybe the same) people over and over again

>>9413770
>>9413743
waifu, /jp - no matches. Oh well, not particularly surprised since it's been that way before too.

>>9413826
/jp/ , sorry. Not sure it differs though.

It has been quite difficult to find a match nowadays. Especially at this time of hours. Used to find it more at around 2am.

>>9413743
>>9413826
I'm always interested in seeing some nice waifu discussions. /a/ has some good ones once in a while, but the shitposters still fuck them up once in a while.

>>9413890
2a.m. where? I'm guessing some North American time zone?

>>9414068
12am, sorry for the typo.

But well we have fair share of people from Europe and Americans so i guess you just have to keep trying

Not to mention, no omegle threads are made on /jp/, discouraging people to get in and try for matches

>>9414360
>no omegle threads are made on /jp/
Yes there are.
twice or thrice a month.

>>9414380
Forget to add "anymore" since I have't seen it for a while

My mind has failed me, time to rest

My mind