/jp/ - Otaku Culture

you know when youre like
oh shit where is my car keys i dont know

she will always know

It's the key to her heart.

she kept losing it

I had my key around the neck as well when I was a kid.

And nobody made fun of me, at least not in front of me.

better yet, how does she take it off when she needs to use it, looks like a pain to do it

goddammit jaypee you are the unfunniest board ever i hate u

it's a display of power, sort of like anyone who have a safe full of gold, jewelries and stuff ALWAYS wear their key around the neck, just to show that they're the key holder, and there's nothing you can do about it.
They let you know how better than you they are, they rub it into your face at every occasion.

>>9411139

>at least not in front of me.

I can guarantee you they made fun of you behind your back. A key? lol wtf? Did you never think to put it in your fucking pocket? You really needed it around your neck like a fucking dog? Were you slow? Are you still slow?

>>9411139
Behind your back we all thought you were a cool and sensible person.

>>9411146
:(

i think she wears a cappa because she's a cappa

lmao

>>9411149
Whatever, you probably need to resort to hateful things because of your neurosis.

How does it feel to be such a shitty human being that the only way to feel good is to make other look bad ?

>>9411162

I like how you don't answer the question and instead just cry like a bitch and give me some pop culture 101 on bullies being really hurt inside. Confirmed for still slow.

>>9411149
>>9411172
what is "slow" even supposed to mean

Why she have a lot of pockets?

Chastity belt key.

>>9411201
"Retarded" means slow. They're synonyms.

Duh.

>>9411124
Didn't Midori get created out of this very same question.

>>9411229
You'll have to forgive him, he's slow.

>>9411229
then say "retarded" and not some fancy nancy word, astraldweeb.

>>9411235

Who's Midori again?

>>9411149

Dogs are great.

>>9411419
>>9411235
its mitori
nigger

>>9411434
Her name is Nitori, not mitori.

>>9411419
midori is a japanese hardcore punk band

>>9412038
Also for a Japanese violinist. I enjoy her music a lot.

>>9411455
Step it up, pleb. You don't know shit about 2hu yet.

>>9414916
i don't get it

>>9414942
ur a retard

>>9414956
*gasp*

Not gonna lie, a little surprised no one said anything about a chasity belt by now

>>9415879
whose belt would it be though? having a key to her own one would be kinda against the point...

>>9411124
your chastity belt

>>9414916
I really don't get it but i laughed a lot

>>9414916
She looks like Chen.

>>9415909
and Marisa looks like a moomin.

>>9414904
Only secondaries care about fanon.

>>9411124

It's a key made of gold, in case she runs out of money.

>>9414916
chenpls