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How many times have your parents asked when you're going to get a girlfriend, /jp/?

>> No.9406452

never

>> No.9406461

Never

>> No.9406467

art

>> No.9406476

They've never talked to be about girls at all.

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I honestly cant understand why is this /jp/ related

>> No.9406485

Never.

I think they understand I probably have bigger issues in my life to deal with before trying to involve myself in relationships.

>> No.9406509

all the fucking time

>> No.9406513

>>9406480
It's /jp/ hikki culture

>> No.9406520

once in a blue moon in a not so serious way, until I started just laying my girly anime shit around my room area.

now its about college

>> No.9406522

My mother is still convincing herself that I am perfectly normal.
Just recently she was completely shocked to find out that I didn't have the best of times at school.
But even so, she'll repeat again and again that it's not uncommon for men my age to have no experience with women and that I shouldn't be so absorbed with my "problems" - other people experience the same things that I am going through.

>> No.9406527

>>9406522

Why are old people so concerned with ``normality?''

>> No.9406528

>>9406480

75% of the posts have all been completely unrealted to /jp/ lately. Though, I have been finding a few threads every now and again that have some context to Otaku/Japanese discussion.

>> No.9406529
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>2012
>having 3D girlfriends
ISHYGDDT

>> No.9406536

>>9406528

>75% of the posts have all been completely unrealted to /jp/ lately.

You don't so. What an astute observation.

>> No.9406541

>>9406528
Is this Robert Brown's new gimmick?

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>>9406536

Thanks.

>> No.9406561
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9406561

Never

They know I can get one anytime.
It's mostly my friends that ask me that.
They all say "Dude you need a girl! And some pussy to lick" or "When you gonna get a girl friend ____ieee" and "Yeah Let's get ____iee a girl"
I don't get it.
I hate it when they do that.
Screw that

>> No.9406557

This meme is boring now.

>> No.9406558

They look at our budgets

then they shut up about it

>> No.9406559

>>9406536

>say

How silly of me.

>> No.9406569

>>9406558

Implying that you have so much money you don't need a girlfriend as you can satiate yourself through other means or that you don't have enough money to support a relationship?

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>>9406561
Your posts make me feel uncomfortable..

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>>9406580

>> No.9406594

>>9406585

Did they fuck?

>> No.9406595

>>9406585

A girl from jaypee is not the girl for me.

>> No.9406600

>>9406594
I don't know. He never responded.

>> No.9406602

>>9406585

A girl from jaypee is definitely not the girl for me.

>> No.9406604

>>9406595
yeh ur a weeaboo and all so u need an jap chick ofc
faggot

>> No.9406611

>>9406604

You're damn right.

>> No.9406616

>>9406561
Your friends sound retarded

>> No.9406615

>>9406600

Probably overdosed

>> No.9406617

I'm making a tulpa to be my girlfriend.

>> No.9406623

>>9406617

Nothing is going to happen, and you will look back on the experience and go: ``Wow, what a colossal waste of time.''

>> No.9406626

>>9406585
Did he ever explain how and where they meet?
Or what she looked like?

>> No.9406627

>>9406617
Sentience? Mine became vocal after around 100 days in.

>> No.9406632

>>9406627

Wow, that's so amazing! I'm very envious of you.

>> No.9406634

>>9406623

>you will look back on the experience and go: ``Wow, what a colossal waste of time.''

Not a lot really happens in my life as it is, so I doubt that.

>> No.9406637

>>9406626
No. He just made that one post.

Someone replied to him asking for details but he didn't respond

>> No.9406641

>>9406632
ur dad is envious of my dick
get owned homolord

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Never, my first girlfriend was at the age of 7. Though of course neither of us knew what that meant, first real girlfriend was at like 10.

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>>9406616
Yeah man.
Sometimes I feel like they're uncomfortable with me having control of my hormones. A lot of the girls are always mentioning how "Big" I've gotten from working out.
They're being friendly and jokey, but I'm on their agendas when at parties.

They can beeee.....hmmmm
"Naughty" in a sense sometimes
Anyway done talking about self.

>> No.9406675

>>9406637
Okay Thanks

>> No.9406676

>>9406670

>Anyway done talking about self.

Good.

>> No.9406682

>>9406675
Hey buddy there's a " in your name.

>> No.9406697

>>9406670
Disability-san is like forrest gump of /jp/

>> No.9406709

Fortunately I've already explained to them that I'm not interested in disgusting three dimensional females.

>> No.9406712

They've never talked about relationships with me. It seems to be a complete taboo since my mother married for money.

>> No.9406721

>>9406709

How did they take that news?

>> No.9406731

My mom stopped asking when I told her I was strictly into little girls.

>> No.9406745

They never talked about relationships with me, well my father the one who was supposed to do so left our family when I was really young.
I think it's because of him that I turned out the way I did, I can't help but to resent him for his actions, growing up without a father will mess up the weak, and I bet that growing up with a deadbeat father must be even worse, I wonder if you guys are somehow similar to me.

>> No.9406791

>>9406745
I also grew up without a father, but I'm glad that things happened to turn out this way.

>> No.9406798

>>9406522
>My mother is still convincing herself that I am perfectly normal.
My mother's the same. She's still under the delusion that I'll someday be successful.

>> No.9406800

>>9406791
could you tell me a little about your life anon?

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>>9406446
It used to be all the time, until they were just sure that I was gay.

I'm not... ;_;

>> No.9406841

>>9406809
My mom thinks that I'm gay too, she tries to insinuate it saying how she wouldn't mind if she had a gay son, it makes me feel awfully bad.

>> No.9406872

>>9406841

Why? Do you think it's a bad thing to be gay?

>> No.9406883

>>9406872
I don't think that being gay is a bad thing, but I am not gay and it makes me feel bad that she thinks that I'm into guys because I never had a girlfriend or brought a girl home.

>> No.9406894

I told my mom I've been dating a girl online, a Japanese girl named Ruiko. Now she's saving up money for me to go on a trip to Japan and meet her.

I'll probably just hit up Akiba and get a bunch of loli figures to bring home and fap on.

>> No.9406902

Never.

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>>9406682
Yes. That's what I was instructed to do when making a tripp or at least that's what I thought; I still managed to mess it up. It's a blunder, but it's here to stay.
>>9406697
I'll agree to that I suppose

>> No.9406960

>>9406894
That's pretty low man, no it's sad.
Your Mom toils and save for you to achieve some amount of love from another in a brief moment in this life of struggles, just for the love she bares for you. She longs and dreams for your happiness.
Do a favor for your mother and your self and accept the gift she offers to visit a woman you can love. You will always have a chance to order things from across the seas, but you won't always have the chance to fulfill your mother's dreams of your happiness.

>> No.9406968

>>9406894

what the fuck man?

>> No.9406987

My mother doesn't want me to have a girlfriend and she's afraid of it happening (somehow she thinks I'm capable of it). She wants me to live with her forever, for some reason, so whatever.

>> No.9407000

>>9406960
>>9406968
It is a joke. My parents are supportive of my carefree lifestyle as long as I am happy.

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>>9406894
i wish i had a good mother like that. but then ill probably just fall in love with her and cause her more trouble

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>>9406987
A lot of Moms are like that.
Sometimes some moms get angry or wig out when sons date women.

Do you have a Dad?
Dude you don't want to live like that.
I go to church and there is always this old women with her son just taking care of here and following her around.

It's really sad and............
You can't be like that; you're better than that. I know you are!

>> No.9407030

>>9407015
My dad is dead. My mother is old and sickly and can't live on her own. My sister and brother promised they would stay and then they left. It would feel vile to abandon her.

>> No.9407034

>>9407015
Sometimes I wonder if you're just an elaborate troll.

>> No.9407049

>>9407034
He's adorable either way.

>> No.9407052

>>9407015
You just described me and my mom, except my dad's still alive.

They're both old as fuck and honestly, it's not like she has an oedipian crush on me or anything, she's just kinder now that she's old.

>>9407030
You sound a lot like me minus the dead father.

>> No.9407060

Dissanbilitee-sanyo y r u da best shitpostr on jaypee?

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>>9407000
Good to hear.

>>9407030
Than that is quite honorable of you.

>>9407034
I can't believe you think that of me. Kind of stung a little to see that you think of me that way.
I'm not a troll.
I mean what I say and am sincere with /jp/.
I don't know if you, or the rest of /jp/, have lost hope in people, but I promise that I'm not the kind of person to hurt any of you like being a troll.

>> No.9407074

"when are you going to leave the house?" and "when are you going to get a job?" are first on the list

>> No.9407078

>>9407070
Thanks for confirming my suspicions.

>> No.9407127

>>9407078
Keep bullying him and see what happens.

>> No.9407176

>>9406987
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E

>> No.9407271

My parents are fully aware of my beta status, so they haven't spoken to me about a girlfriend. But I would hear it about getting a job every time I talked to them. Now that I'm on the autismbux my whole family seems to have warmed up to me, as if it were something to be proud of.

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