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9399165 No.9399165[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I need a job. Is /jp/ currently hiring?

I have years of shitposting experience under my belt. I also worked as a sager for a couple years but got tired of the monotony.

>> No.9399172

Yes. But pay only comes in penis. Are you ready to take the job?

>> No.9399173

I heard /bun/ is hiring in their "doing nothing" and "being slow" departments.

>> No.9399176

ebin thread

>> No.9399180

>>9399172
Penis won't put a roof over my head and pay for my groceries and internet, so no.

>> No.9399181

>>9399173
iceburn

>> No.9399190

>>9399180
mine will

>> No.9399185
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9399185

You're fired, now get out of here!
jerk

>> No.9399187

As you can see by the state of the board, there is a huge supply of shitposters, yet there is little demand for them. I'm afraid you'll have to learn a different profession if you want to have any chance to get a job. I recommend doing an 'intelligent discussion' education; very few people are doing that these days.

>> No.9399198

http://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/20808307

epic greentexting

>> No.9399200
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9399200

I'll give you a job, it's long hours and hard work for little pay though. How good are your dick sucking skills?

>> No.9399206

>>9399180
It does if you're a girl.

>> No.9399203

>>9399198
I was quoting myself, retard.

>> No.9399204

Only jobs in your negro filled town are at Footlocker.

>> No.9399211

>>9399200
Accel-sama... I could work for you for free.

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9399215

>>9399200
Why are you so mean all the time?

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9399222

>>9399187
B-but my university promised jobs.....

>> No.9399224

You can shitpost. But first, do you have at least a bachelor's degree and 2 years work experience?

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>>9399211
>>9399215
That's an imposter you gullible idiots.

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>>9399215
Every time I see your cute little avatar accompanied by your sweet posts I dawww, then I then about all the nasty things I would do to you.

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9399237

>>9399230
Sorry, please don't yell at me.

>> No.9399235

>>9399230
Why love is so hard to find...

>> No.9399236

>>9399224
I listed my job experience already, which I got while getting my Biology BA. So yes.

Please give me $60,000 a year minimum.

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9399251

>>9399237
I can't tolerate people who can't spot fakes.

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9399253

>>9399237
>yell

Did you see an "exclamation mark", nerd boy? I didn't think so.

Don't make me beat you up again.

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9399274

>>9399253
I'd let you beat my dick up any day, lover.

>> No.9399278

>>9399274
Accel-sama is so cool!

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9399292

>>9399274
As if I would ever get near your crinkly tink-tink bent limpdick. I bet it's covered in cheese, too.

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9399325

>>9399292
8 whole inches of grade-A white meat babe.
I make sure to clean out the smegma daily, I wipe it off with my index finger and lick it off.

>> No.9399339

>>9399292
Not after your finished sucking it, slut

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9399360

>>9399325
>>9399339
>babe
>slut

You're making me moist, /jp/.

>> No.9399360,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360
Woah. After 100 parts of tsun comes the 1 part of dere... Trevor truly was the most epic roleplayer.

>> No.9399360,2 [INTERNAL] 

Haha what a loser.

>> No.9399360,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,1
I can't even tell who he is in this thread. There's like 3 different people using his images.

>> No.9399360,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,3
The best part is that the real one isn't even ITT.

>> No.9399360,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,3
Is that so, T?

>>9399360,4
Stop that, Z.

I'm the Trevor expert around here.

>> No.9399360,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,5
I like how many idiots like this popped up in the past few months, you guys got played so hard.

>> No.9399360,7 [INTERNAL] 

You retards better knock off this hero worship, it's not healthy. Besides, the real T has no need for subhuman followers.

>> No.9399360,8 [INTERNAL] 

So who is going to Anime Expo? I am flying out to LA next week.

>> No.9399360,9 [INTERNAL] 

Also:

>Jobs
>When a democrat is president

>> No.9399360,10 [INTERNAL] 

>gigs
>LA next week
>Implying he isn't a fucking peruvian

>> No.9399360,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,9
I guess you missed that Clinton guy.

>> No.9399360,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,9
>President
>Year of our Soveriegn Lord Obama The Great 2015
Reported to the NSA for thoughtcrime terrorism.

>> No.9399360,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,8
Are you going to finally merge with ZUN!bar?

>> No.9399360,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,8
I go to Comiket twice a year. I can't stand weebs though.

>> No.9399360,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,10
I don't know what that is.

>>9399360,12
Obama is cool.

>>9399360,13
Meeting with a different group of people.

>> No.9399360,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,15
>Obama is cool
You have been forgiven citizen #28Ke9kjhu5810di.

>> No.9399360,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,13
Yes it's going to be like when Piccolo merged with Nail on planet Namek.

>> No.9399360,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,17
Dude, that's fucking gay and gross, can't you just fuck or something?

>> No.9399360,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,14
I would love to go to Japan again. I am basically going to LA for AX, to visit Southern Californias beautiful beaches, looking at celebrity homes and In N Out Burger.

>> No.9399360,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,6
By who?

>> No.9399360,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>9399360,20
By the reptillians goi. Yes good goyim, very good.... hehehehehehe

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