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Too lewd.

>>9377061
She's a lewd girl.

>>9377069

No she isn't, she's pure, one of the purest purehus.

>>9377069
No, anonymous, you are the lewd girl.

Why does a giant sperm always follow her around? Is that to show she's a massive slut?

i tried to have sex with youmu once....but then i got a sword to the knee

>>9377107
Please don't make fun of ghosts.

>>9377107
That's a ghost, not a sperm.

>>9377058
>>9377069
>>9377107
>>9377116

Stop bullying Youmoo!

>>9377116
Were you trying to have sex with her against her will?

>>9377138
of course not, i'd never do such thing

I'd a Youmu.

>>9377179
2lewd4work

>>9377058

2/10

Too soft. Would not do again.

the fuck are with those breasts god damn you and that artist have awful taste op

No lewd here. Do not click this picture.

>O-ok a-anon... p-please be gentle.

>>9377239
I would not be gentle with her.

sto shitting up the board, go to /h/ you fagnerd

>>9377269
I hope you don't mean to say that we want to see dear youmu being violated.

Oh! Sex?

Hi Anon did you just call me lewd? How bout I cut your balls and feed It to you while I massacre your hard drives.

Intercourse. I mean your penis in Youmu's vagina. And you cum inside her. And she squeals and moans.

>>9377287
I meant to say that if you monkeys wants to disgrace Youmu by posting porn of her, at least do so in the board meant for you mouth-breathing gorillas

>>9377329

Is Youmu a boy?

>>9377392
Of course not. What a stupid question.

>>9377392
Looks like we'll have to find out ourselves!

Sex with Anonymous!

Would you?

>>9378417
Oh no! His wizard powers!

>>9379126
I would probably show her what is the pleasure of being cummed inside. Everyone has the right to feel it.

Look at that soft vagina.

Youmu has a SO now.

She's cute, that's why she's called Youmu-chan.

>>9379497
>vagina

That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

Youmu is cute, not lewd. Don't sexualize her.

>>9379497
Someone post the animated one.

>>9379539
Better yet, someone post the Shiki one.

>>9379536
But she can become lewd.

REAL SEX WITH GHOST

http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/ghosts/paranormalsex.php

>>9379539

>>9379709
illegal

>>9379531

Colloquially 'vagina' can refer to the vulva.

One of my favorite Youmu pictures is the one where she's in the tub complaining with tears in her eyes to a guy who is also in the bathtub with her that she hasn't had her period ever since she started getting cummed inside by the guy in the tub with her, who is also cumming inside of her while she complains.

Seeing this thread makes me physically ill. Seriously my stomach hurts. I might throw up. What you've done to her is horrible.

>>9379736
What kind of picture is that??

2soft wud nt fuq

>>9379736
Screw you, that's MY favorite one.
I bet I saw it long before you did.

>>9379756

>>9380327
Wow, that person should drink more water.

no Youmu mizugi yet?

>>9381103
Is a sukumizu acceptable?

>>9381808
even better

>>9380317
How hipster can you be?

>>9380330
They're feeding her orange juice, you silly.

>>9381863
Why is this worse than regular guro?

Good Youmu.

>>9382974
Best

>>9379709
Why isn't her vagina moving?

Sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

>>9382974
No matter how good she looks in ropes, you must absolutely not tie up The Youmu. The Youmu is not for tying up.

>>9379731
Colloquially "doggy dog world" can refer to a world in which dogs eat dogs.

What would happen if you told Youmu to go fuck herself?

greenhaired dog youmu

>>9383227
She would ask you to leave. Such language is ill suited for Hagukyo.

>>9383152
Picture unrelated. Unfortunately I cannot provide a picture related. I also won't because I like to show restraint on /jp/.

>>9383227
She would ask you to leave. Such language is not suited for Hakugyokurou. Or maybe she'd just scold you.

Why do you guys always have to talk about this sort of thing?

>>9379736
Please post.

>>9383377
2lwd4u

>>9383386
Iam pretty sure it's not

>>9384906
I wish I could have fun like that with Youmu ;_;

Come on!

>>9385533

>>9385651
>>9385533
Too lewd.

>>9385662

I thought it was Youmu from the thumbnail, deleted.

>>9385533
>pubic color is the same as hair color
#wow #whoa #superboner

>>9385667
Silver pubic hair is hot as fuck!!!
I want more Youmu with pubic hair.

I prefer cute Youmu to lewd Youmu, but to each his own, I suppose.

Lovely Youmu

>>9384906
poor Myon...

Youmu is a boy!

>>9386500
Not true! Just look at those feminine curves.

Just look at her soft body!

Just look at the bones!

Bump

Youmu is good with swords, but how good is she against other people with swords? Has she ever fought another swordsman/swordswoman?

who youmu here

She just wants sex.

>>9377249
Her?

Is her ghost half a male or a female?

>>9388262
Is your left half a male or a female?

>>9386803
>Has she ever fought another swordsman/swordswoman?
Of course she has.

>>9386803
I'm pretty sure you can't get that good with swords without doing so.

Why is Youmu so sexual?

WHY IS SHE SO SEXUAL!?

>>9385667
>>9385742

>>9388625
from Touhou, right?

>>9389047
You think Yuyuko's pubic hair might be pink? That would be lovely. Maybe they even taste like strawberry!

>>9389056
Look and see!

>>9389104
Ah, Yuyuko... I think I'll finish the rest of the strawberry icecream I have on my fridge while thinking of you.

>>9389104
The one of the few Touhous I can't fap to.

>>9389047
Why is Yuyuko holding Alice like that?

>>9389147
Who wouldn't hold Alice like that if given the chance?

>>9389133
You must be a pedo! Mature Touhous are so much better!

>>9389202
You couldn't have picked a worse picture.

>>9389280
I'm not him. But what about this?

>>9389296
Other than the mediocre breasts that is nothing to write /jp/ about.

>>9389306
you must really be an exclusive lolicon, then.

>>9389322
I don't see how you would come to that conclusion.

>>9389329
Because, while minimalistic, the picture brings up the best things in a mature lady like yuyuko.

>>9389296
Her foot is crying

>>9389336
So this is the limit of your "mature Yuyuko"...

I'm disappointed. I know I could back myself up with a picture in return, but this is just too sad.

>>9389353
That isn't actually a very uncomfortable position. Try it yourself.

>>9389353
You can't place your foot on the ground like that?

>>9389382
I'm not going to dump a Yuyuko folder in hopes of guessing what a bitter anon likes or doesn't like about a particular touhou.

It's time to lick Youmus.

Please stop posting Yuyuko.
This a Youmu thread about Youmu, so please stop derailing.

>>9389528
It started as a thread about sticking your penis into Youmu's warm, gooey vagina, and then pounding her while she makes noises like a squeaky toy.

>>9389565
>gooey
Ewww...
Can't we talk about swords instead? Youmu likes swords.

>>9389565
With her body temperature below human average, I don't know how warm it would be.

>>9389572
I'd show her my sword if you know what I mean.

Yes please, let's talk about something that doesn't involve dumping porn.

>>9389589
I don't see any porn here.

>>9389572
Youmu's vagina stuff is sweet, sticky and gooey, like the filling of a lemon meringue pie.

>>9389577

Refreshingly cool.

>>9389636
Is that because of poor circulation?

You all just want Youmu for her child-like body. Perverts!

>>9389675
It's because she's a half-phantom.
Her ghost-half is warmer than usual ghosts, and her human half is colder than most humans. Don't ask me how it works!

What a cute little girl...it'd be a shame if something happened to her...

>>9389743
if Youmu was in trouble, I would bust in, save her, and then be rewarded with sex!

>>9389750
You are no better than the perverts who kidnapped her

>>9389750
Youmu isn't the type to do that. She wouldn't even consider it.
She'd be to busy hugging you and crying anyway.

>>9389750
>>9389986
Neither of you know anything about Youmu.

Its not finished yet, but whatevs. Youmu is mai waifu btw.

>>9389986
translate it weeaboos

>>9389683
N-no, not only.

>>9389986
Well, I wouldn't mind be hugged and clung to by a crying Youmu!

I'm just saying, that when the shock wears off, she'd by really grateful, and consider me her hero. At that point, I bet I could make her panties drop.

>>9389750
>I would bust in

Burst in tears, you mean.

>>9390491
What would you say to Youmu when she was about to strike you down?

>>9390418
Youmu would never regard anyone who can't even hold a sword properly as a hero.

>>9390530
I'm sure she would be gentle. You wouldn't feel a thing.

>>9389720
This doujin's still not translated? Too bad, huh.

>>9390530
My bomb's spell card name.

>>9390035
Care to enlighten me?

>>9389689
So that's why she snuggles with her ghost half so much. She's cold, and it's warm.

>>9390740
She isn't afraid of dangerous situations. She's afraid of ghosts, yeah, but only as comic relief. If it were an actual halflife-or-death situation, she'd cut the shit out of anything without a second's hesitation. Youmu "hugging you and crying" after such a thing is absolutely ludicrous.

>>9390752
She isn't at all scared of getting her face sliced open like in >>9389743? Not even remotely?

>>9390752
>She isn't afraid of dangerous situations. She's afraid of ghosts, yeah, but only as comic relief. If it were an actual halflife-or-death situation, she'd cut the shit out of anything without a second's hesitation.
Citations needed?

>>9390764
She wouldn't get disarmed in the first place.

>>9390770
Imperishable Night extra stage, most clearly.

>>9390790
>Imperishable Night extra stage, most clearly.
She used danmaku there. Not her sword, right?
And, as far as I remember, situation wasn't exactly about life-or-death.

>>9390790
>She wouldn't get disarmed in the first place.
Oh, come now, that's not a fair argument.

>>9390796
>She used danmaku there. Not her sword, right?
Her attacks are essentially the extension of her sword cuts, should be pretty obvious from the sprites.

>situation wasn't exactly about life-or-death.
The ghost team versus an immortal? Life and death was the only thing it was about.

>>9390800
She wouldn't, though. It's her power, y'know? It'd be like asking what would happen if Yukari wasn't able to escape a trash compactor.

>>9390752
>Youmu "hugging you and crying" after such a thing is absolutely ludicrous

Don't crush a man's dream like that, that's just not cool.

>>9390812
>The ghost team versus an immortal? Life and death was the only thing it was about.
Jeesus. That was simple danmaku duel. You know, like playing paintball.
Non lethal and not serious. Just a challenge.

>>9390812
>It's her power
It is? How? When?

>>9390812
The point of Danmaku is not to get hit while trying to hit the other game. It is like Tag. It is a game. Not even close to life and death.

>>9390836
>So you already tried to take my life?
>My, what active yuurei.
Yuyuko tried to kill her.

>I don't know if we need more members,
but let's see if you really can't die.
Youmu means to kill her.

Furthermore, she literally dies about seven or so times over the course of the fight. Dead. Killed. Resurrects, but she does die each time.

>>9390844
Well, swordsmanship in general, but it's easy enough to assume it extends to, y'know, actually keeping a grip on the blade.

>>9390846
Mokou.
Dies.
Multiple times. They kill her. A lot.

>>9390852
>Yuyuko tried to kill her.
>Youmu means to kill her.
>Furthermore, she literally dies about seven or so times over the course of the fight. Dead. Killed. Resurrects, but she does die each time.
Okay, whatever, I give up. Somebody here is simply insane, and it must be me.

>>9390857
Did you actually pay attention during the fight? After most spellcards, she explodes, then uses her Resurrection to come back. Resurrection, y'know, that thing phoenixes do when they die.

>>9390852
Oh.
I'm not seeing the connection here. When did I mention her dropping her sword?

>>9390852
Mokou does that on purpose. She is a phoenix. Phoenixes are above any cycle of death or reincarnation because they automatically revive themselves without end.

I don't know, the Mokou fight was just weird. Spell cards are suddenly lethal and just for this fight?

>>9390865
>After most spellcards, she explodes
Almost every characted (including mortal ones) explodes at the end of the fight. And after that we have funny talk with that character in tattered clothes.

> After most spellcards, she explodes, then uses her Resurrection to come back. Resurrection, y'know, that thing phoenixes do when they die.
Shall I look for other spellcards with deep and magnificient names (that means almost nothing) for you?

>>9390875
Ah, I said she wouldn't get disarmed since it's her power, and then you were confused. You didn't mention it, I did.

>>9390878
Well, yeah, but it's still deadly. Youmu's the only one there that can actually die, since Mokou can't and Yuyuko's been there done that, so she's the only one with reason to be afraid, yet she's far less afraid than Yuyuko is.

>>9390894
They, uh, exploded less violently.

And besides, they made such a big deal over Mokou being immmortal during the fight, it'd hardly make sense if she was never going to die in the first place.

>>9390884
I think >>9390852 is trying to tell us, that danmaku is actually serious busines, and everybody is slashing and burning and freezing each other to the death. All the time.
Not sure though.

>>9390899
As has been mentioned, Danmaku is a game. Non-lethal. It could hurt, depending on who you are fighting, but you cannot die to Danmaku. If you are, you were not playing the game in the first place.

>>9390865
>After most spellcards, she explodes

So like every other boss after you beat them?
She just kinda cheats and uses a continue, she doesn't actually die.
You can't die from being hit by danmaku, well unless you're a random fairy, but even them you won't stay dead permanently.

>>9390852
>let's see if you really can't die.
>Youmu means to kill her
Not really, she just teases her like in every other touhou conversation.

>>9390910
>>9390923
Perhaps Mokou is unstable due to the whole flames-everywhere thing, despite being still a human and so not exactly in control of the element. When she's defeated by danmaku, this instability causes her to explode and die.

Really though, she's the only boss in any of the games that explodes during the course of the fight, there has to be a reason for it.

>>9390933
>Not really, she just teases her like in every other touhou conversation.
Even so, Yuyuko DID find out that her power doesn't work on her by trying it out, so she definitely tried to kill Mokou.

>>9390936
Numerous characters do odd things in spellcards. Mokou is themed for a phoenix, though, so if anyone blew up as a result of their spellcards, it would be her.

>>9390944
It's Yuyuko, so are you sure she was serious?

>>9390936
>Really though, she's the only boss in any of the games that explodes during the course of the fight, there has to be a reason for it.
Well it's because she's a phoenix, and ZUN is trying to show it to us during the fight. Zun, you see? Not Mokou herself. Zun has written many times, that, for him danmaku was always >> sense&plot. That his main point is to make fresh and beautiful and interesting danmaku patterns, not to connect them to reality.

I think we are digging to deep.

>>9390944
Doesn't this kinda go against her character though?
Since Yuyuko has sush a dangerous ability, she's extra careful with it and doesn't use it recklessly like that.
Or at least that's how she should be in canon.

>>9390977
Not really. All of the spellcards are reflections of their users. She is a phoenix, so she can blow up. Nothing more and nothing less.

>>9390971
Admittedly, she doesn't actually directly say that she did, Youmu and Mokou sort of assume it. It's possible that Yuyuko knew of her immortality beforehand (well, this seems to be the case) and just didn't bother trying to instakill her because it'd be pointless.

>>9390977
yeah that

>>9390990
>All of the spellcards are reflections of their users. She is a phoenix, so she can blow up. Nothing more and nothing less.
That exactly what I was trying to say in >>9390977.
She just (kinda) phoenix so she can use "Resurrect" ability. That's it.

I want Youmu to lay back on a bed and let me lick her while masturbating and then when I'm about to cum I want to put it inside so I cum inside of her.

>>9390899
Right, ok.
Well...even if she can't be disarmed in a fight, that doesn't she could never get in a situation like >>9389743.

Do you call her ghost half Myon?

sex!

>>9391819
Youmu's lewd feet!

>>9391834
Feet can't be lewd!

>>9392153
Feet are the lewdest part of a woman's body. Wearing flip-flips or going barefoot makes a girl a Super Slut.

>>9392206
What about going barefoot in Touhou cosplay?

>>9390530
>What would you say to Youmu when she was about to strike you down?

"I am a fucking dragon."

>>9392273
The sluttiest thing humanly possible.

Total whores!!

>>9392574
>skirt not see-through
>no star on horn
>no flower-studded sake dish
0/10 would not fuck

>>9392574
ffffffffffffaaaaaatttt

>>9392574
Oh hey, it's Pygma-chan's lookalike again.

>>9392574
That Aya doesn't look aerodynamic at all.

That feel when you walk in on Youmu bathing, and she scrambles to cover her naked lewd parts

What were we discussing?

>>9394818
Youmu...oh, she's asleep.
...nothing, I guess.

youmu

I'm sick and tired of this fucking "soft" shit that Youmu is attributed with all the fucking time on /jp/. All she does is tend to her mistress' garden, and help defend Hakugyokurou against invaders. She's a fucking warrior of the sword and doesn't deserve to be treated like a fucking pillow.

>>9396767
whiteknightforahalfdeadgardener.mp3

>>9396767
>defending someone who doesn't exist

Who are you quoting? Also please don't talk about 2hus this way it makes people sad.

Softness may refer to:

The opposite of one of the many types of hardness
A texture which is the opposite of roughness
NBA Player - Chris Bosh, Chris Bosh

>doesn't exist

You're out of order dude...
There's a line you just don't cross.
And you just crossed it.

>>9397046
>doesn't exist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAJT2o6zBuM&feature=player_detailpage#t=142s

What if Youmu had a penis

I unironically think that sexualizing 2hus should be a ban. I know porn is a huge part of it, but keep it in /e/. The mods should care about this in the same way they care about Yotsuba hentai.

>>9397135
Even better.

>>9397120
I can't wrap my head around it.

2deep4u

!!

Is it good or bad that she comes so fast?

Would you take her hand?

>>9398221
That doesn't look very safe. I don't think I will take my chances.

>>9398232
You wouldn't even try to save her?

>>9398263
Nah, I'm good.

>>9398282
Coward...
Well, you'd at least run for help, right?

>>9398286
She could easily handle it herself. It's Youmu. She's a fucking warrior not a pillow.

>>9398286
Yeah... I'd definitely run.

>>9398290
But she lost her sword!

>>9398293
For help, right?

>>9398300
Mmmmm... possibly.

>>9398312
Possibly!? Just possibly!?

>>9398326
Well I'm not a very brave person.

>>9398338
You don't have to be brave to run up to Reimu or Yuyuko or something and say "Reimu, help, Youmu's getting eaten!"

>>9398350
But what If they killed me for being such a coward?

>>9398371
You are right. You should go steal books to learn magic and then strike a deal with the Lord of Change so you can back and save Youmu yourself.

>>9398371
now why would that happen silly anon

>>9398221
No.

>>9398371
...they wouldn't. Why the would they do that? Now you're just being silly.

>>9398390
You're horrible.

>>9398350

But Yuyuko was likely the one that did the eating

>>9398441
God that's gross.
But no, I don't think Yuyuko has a tentacle pit for a stomach.

>>9398456

Just clothesline pins

>>9398441
This image made me thinking.
So supposedly large Suika would have a bad stomach ache and Youmu would willingly enlist herself to go down and investigate what's causing pain to Suika. What would happen if Suika suddenly shrunk with Youmu inside of her?

>>9398486
Youmu would shrink, Suika would burst open, Youmu would be crushed. The second and third could also both happen.

>>9398486
I assume Youmu would shrink too, unless Suika only shrinks when she's sure her stomach is totally empty.

>>9398494
>The second and third could also both happen.
How? You just want as many dead Touhous as you can get, don't you...

>>9398507
It could happen. The first is most likely, but both the second and the third could happen. Frankly, if they happened, neither of the two are my favorites so I would not be very broken up about it.

>>9398512
Heartless...

>>9398523
How so?

>>9398486

I'd be kind of like the end of Akira

>>9398221
I don't think I'd be brave enough.
Would YOU anon?

>>9398556
Yes.

>>9398575
Will Youmu let me see her perfect breasts before she slits my throat?

>>9398601
Then why is she wearing something as revealing as that?

>>9398580
No. Perverted scum like you get no last requests.
Die.

>>9398221
I would comfort her in the few seconds she has left before she is swallowed up.

>>9398605
Then what?

>>9398605
What would you say?

>>9398619
wich 2hu wud u fuq

>>9398612
There isn't always time to dress properly when it's time to fight.

>>9398625
run away

>>9398631
...that's it?

>>9398556
Even if it meant my life.

>>9398682
That's a pretty careless things to say.

>>9398692
>>9398682
Anonymous has the spirit of a warrior! How admirable!

I'd Youmu in the bath when she least expects it.

Hey /jp/, I'm goint to a fancy Japanese place for a friend's birthday tonight, what should I order?

>>9402623
amateur cut fugu is a good choice

>>9402235

>>9402668
That poor car.

>>9402685
Cars are not sentient beings, they don't have souls.

This makes me excited.

>>9402697
Neither do women, but people still feel sorry for them

>>9378417

>>9398221
I would take her panties

>>9402805
Youmu stomping my face with her sock-clad feet...

>>9403749
That's dumb. You should like Youmu more than Youmu's panties.

>>9402668
swagrabbit if anyone's interested

Youmu is quick!

>>9402668
i love your car

>>9407009
Those feet.

I need them on my face.

>>9407068
What do you think they smell like?

>>9407009
Why is she sitting in a pile of panties? Where did she even get that many?

>>9402668
>>9407028

That's some kind of American itasha?

Please let this fucking thread die i've been having to see this eyesore of a touhou on the frontpage for 3 days straight now, this is getting ridiculous.

>>9407245
u gay, son?

>>9407245
seconded
if OP had at least picked some decent art I'd be fine with it

>>9407245
the real niiro likes youmu and suika so fuck you

>>9407252

Not him but I don't approve of sexualizing Youmoo, or any other other purehus.

>>9407244
no
http://stakauto.com/blog/?cat=3

>>9409541

I'd smash Youmu's ghost half.

>>9379519
Youmu's lewd haircut

Sex with YOU! A-ha!

>>9409609
You'll have sex with ME, Youmu? That sounds great!

>>9409614
...No, you got wrong person.

>>9407224
panty store

>>9409609
I'd have sex with you, anonymous.

YOUMU IS SHIT

>>9409689
Explain.

>>9409541
That is ridiculously erotic.

>>9409713
That bit is. The two images after that, no. Also actual condom use is too damn rare in H. Most of the time it's just a lure.

>>9409767
People attach fishing lines to their dick in H scenes?
Man, I gotta find more H stuff.

>>9409782

brb trying this

>>9409787

Didn't go well, the fish weren't biting and I nearly got arrested for public indecency.
Also my penis hurts.

>>9409782
Heh. As in instead of holding up a condom it may as well be a signpost saying "You, me, sex, now"

>>9409782
Heh. As in instead of holding up a condom it may as well be a signpost saying "You, me, sex, now"

(I dressed her up this time)

>>9409831
They should just buy those "yes" pillows instead then.

>>9411559
Their prevalence never fails to amuse me

>>9409806
>the fish weren't biting

Obviously, you were only there for 6 fucking minutes.

[play]

>>9414263
I don't know what that means but I'm posting another picture.

Youmu's lewd bare feet.

>>9414327
Post 'em.

The persistence of Youmufags never cease to amaze me.

I wonder who would win in a fight against Okuufags if the prize was a hug from their beloved one.

lewd

>>9414756
I know, right? I'm a little jealous.

>>9415578
This guy is the best. I wish he'd hurry up with this stupid table tennis thing, though.

You find Youmu stuck under a pile of snow. What will you do?

>>9417459
Play eskimos with her

>>9417459
Free her.
Invite her home.
Let her have a hot chocolate while I run her a warm bath.
Cuddle after she comes out.
Spend the rest of our lives together.

>>9417459
Lick her to keep her warm.

>>9417459
squat on her face and take a shit

>>9418411
Oi. What's your problem?

>>9420074
Omae...

Swimsuit Youmu is best Youmu!

>>9420864
I completely agree.

Already taken.

>>9422179
lewd