Praise the retard master

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Anonymous Wed Jul 18 00:59:40 2012 No.9393330 [DELETED]

Praise the retard master

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:01:14 2012 No.9393348 I want to learn playing mahjong, /jp/. So...were do I start? I tried reading wikipedia but it was sorta confusing, and besides, it's only theory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:01:14 2012 No.9393344 File: 2.85 MB, 384x216, 1335144943503.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No Retard Master a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:02:59 2012 No.9393366 >>9393348 Same here. I think these threads are influencing me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:04:35 2012 No.9393375 Saki is all about being stupid. i love the show but the biggest theme i see is legit intelligent mahjong players, loosing to heart-of-the cards luck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:04:43 2012 No.9393377 File: 8 KB, 159x159, 1321459894701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393348 >>9393366 This site explains in a very simple way http://www.japanesemahjong.com/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:05:45 2012 No.9393389 >>9393348 >>9393377 after that try it out on this, it has a hand list aswell. http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/mahjong/mahjong_e.html

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:06:30 2012 No.9393395 File: 135 KB, 462x700, 23013 - akagi akagi_shigeru feet fukumoto mahjong red_eyes white_hair (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:07:00 2012 No.9393409

>>9393348
play mahjong
http://tenhou.net/0/?L0000
when something makes you go 'what the fuck is that' look it up
If you can't ron it's because you don't have any yaku, which is probably because you called pon/chi without a plan.
If you know you have a yaku, it's because it says FURITEN over your damn tiles because you're waiting on a tile you already discarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:07:15 2012 No.9393413 File: 24 KB, 150x264, 1335671682392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393375

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:08:50 2012 No.9393418 File: 61 KB, 240x240, 1341358896169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393344

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:09:19 2012 No.9393425 File: 38 KB, 866x538, 1297192177055.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393409 draw and discard until you get either 1 pair, 3 sets of 3 and a set 1 away from three. then press the riichi button and wait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:11:50 2012 No.9393443 >>9393375 Anime is terrible

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:12:04 2012 No.9393458 File: 84 KB, 368x427, 1341478925541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393443 Bold words in the Saki/mahjong thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:13:04 2012 No.9393459 File: 204 KB, 682x570, 1341422919620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:14:49 2012 No.9393467 File: 36 KB, 600x800, 1297882618606.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393443 i like saki and i like stretching reality. it's just sad. poor Yumi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:16:49 2012 No.9393480 >>9393459 too lewd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:18:19 2012 No.9393487 File: 208 KB, 360x440, 1298087578596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone explain JRM? I do not speak the language of moons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:24:06 2012 No.9393553 >>9393487 JRM kinda sucks now that they changed the discard time to 3 seconds. It used to be good for taking it easy, now i just get frustrated by the inevitable accidental tsumogiri that puts me in furiten.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:41:27 2012 No.9393695 File: 107 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Saki Episode of Side A - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.43_[2012.07.14_01.53.33].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who Toki here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:42:42 2012 No.9393709 File: 211 KB, 769x810, 13415423152754.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393695

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:45:27 2012 No.9393732 File: 86 KB, 246x317, 126447693241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Toki a shit

Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:49:41 2012 No.9393768
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>>9393487
You mean the main menu? Top left square is ranked, bottom left square is private game. In ranked menu, you want the orange color square, but the rightmost option in that square for a hanchan with red dora.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:50:57 2012 No.9393782 File: 496 KB, 700x700, 1341593026367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your score burns faster Obey your retard master

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:52:00 2012 No.9393802 >>9393375 Nodoka a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:52:44 2012 No.9393800 File: 706 KB, 1280x1446, 1339875043787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393375 It isn't luck, it's magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:54:00 2012 No.9393823 I love retard master, he's so cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:54:15 2012 No.9393817 File: 104 KB, 250x400, Komaki_Jindai.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:55:15 2012 No.9393824 File: 741 KB, 1710x1200, 1335455311218.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393817 Lewd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:56:15 2012 No.9393831 Is that cirno?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:56:30 2012 No.9393834 File: 400 KB, 757x643, 27f0af15ee2286608d66b5ae16215299.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Titty monster sakis are the worst sakis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:57:00 2012 No.9393847 >>9393842 Nobody likes Ikeda

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:57:30 2012 No.9393842 File: 115 KB, 1440x810, 1340914372842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393834 Monkeys and cats are even worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 01:58:17 2012 No.9393849 post retard master in america

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:00:03 2012 No.9393864 File: 282 KB, 836x854, 1341204967873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393849

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:00:17 2012 No.9393866 File: 55 KB, 210x300, 20100920224429a32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393849

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:01:02 2012 No.9393887 File: 64 KB, 819x925, 1272467123410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393847 She's the /jp/ dream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:02:32 2012 No.9393891 File: 73 KB, 250x141, 1342302333843.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393849 retard master lookalike clapping

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:03:32 2012 No.9393905 File: 35 KB, 313x382, 1341290911684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393887 If that's true then why have I never heard of her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:04:17 2012 No.9393916 File: 436 KB, 1280x1444, 1340588057801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Very cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:07:17 2012 No.9393942 File: 109 KB, 360x363, 1341020502657.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393916 But nobody's cuter than the Retard Master.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:09:34 2012 No.9393966 File: 333 KB, 945x709, 4793133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393847 NO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:10:19 2012 No.9393972 >>9393916 Why is she so SUBARA-!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:11:04 2012 No.9393987 File: 124 KB, 900x643, 1247519255494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393966

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:14:21 2012 No.9394012 >>9393987 WHY???

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:15:20 2012 No.9394021 File: 16 KB, 853x480, vlcsnap-2012-07-18-02h03m22s215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393987

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:26:08 2012 No.9394116 File: 128 KB, 500x450, 1297882568163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bwahaha

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:28:20 2012 No.9394125 File: 88 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Saki Episode of Side A – 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.24_[2012.05.06_21.16.47].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You need more warmth /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:32:02 2012 No.9394147 >>9394021 >vlcsnap

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:35:17 2012 No.9394163 File: 19 KB, 320x240, 1339601853361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394147

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:35:17 2012 No.9394165 File: 146 KB, 1440x810, 1342457094692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394147 No one cares

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:36:17 2012 No.9394176 File: 71 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Saki Episode of Side A – 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.58_[2012.05.06_23.57.04].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's ok /jp/. Onee chan will get the points back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:36:32 2012 No.9394179 >>9394165 >>9394163 /tv/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:40:13 2012 No.9394219 >>9394176 Who are you and why are you called 'onee chan'?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:40:29 2012 No.9394224 File: 35 KB, 640x360, 1342478475367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i have analyzed your moves and previouse games /jp/ the next post will be a iipeikō, Tanyao, Menzen tsumo, riichi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:40:58 2012 No.9394230 File: 289 KB, 1437x809, 1341555551543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394176

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:41:28 2012 No.9394237 File: 251 KB, 800x800, 869a6f0cab62638eb764cee149007708edc4fd74.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:44:44 2012 No.9394261 File: 90 KB, 640x360, 1342409536549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394237 s-s-sanrenkō

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:45:15 2012 No.9394264 File: 107 KB, 600x559, 1340398196276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you like going for Honitsu /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:49:29 2012 No.9394295 The way their clothes fold is cuter than usual. Anyone else noticed this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:52:44 2012 No.9394315 File: 240 KB, 808x446, 1341427800938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:56:31 2012 No.9394331 someone post a saki tier list

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:58:01 2012 No.9394347 File: 923 KB, 1440x1100, 1341442476400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394331

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:58:16 2012 No.9394338 File: 378 KB, 708x501, 1291936056933.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394331 There are way too many Sakis for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:58:31 2012 No.9394339 >droopy eyes >ponytail >talks like a dumbass I know why she's so perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 02:59:01 2012 No.9394359 >>9394347 i don't know what this is, but it doesnt look like a tier list

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 03:00:31 2012 No.9394364 File: 484 KB, 1500x1250, 1339795899323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Toki is so lucky to have Ryuuka as her wife...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 03:00:46 2012 No.9394367 >>9394359 It's a scoreboard relative to each saki's intelligence. Those with low scores are stupid as shit and those with high scores are geniuses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 03:00:46 2012 No.9394368 File: 91 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Saki Episode of Side A - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.53_[2012.06.03_14.14.01].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394331 Tier list of what? There are too many characters to make one anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 03:01:16 2012 No.9394371 File: 224 KB, 600x322, 1339795566850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 03:03:31 2012 No.9394385 File: 164 KB, 1145x923, 1341529162320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394331

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 03:03:31 2012 No.9394386 >>9394347 Holy shit. Retard master really mastered those retards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 03:04:31 2012 No.9394392 >>9394367 that sucks, i hate that green haired dork

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 03:06:17 2012 No.9394407 File: 1.02 MB, 480x270, 1339348116142.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394386 She got a Yakuman, so it's no surprise her score is so high.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 03:06:31 2012 No.9394411 File: 142 KB, 1440x810, 1247271459405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9394392 Yeah, she's really a smudge on the otherwise perfect lineup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 03:09:31 2012 No.9394433 File: 561 KB, 708x1000, 1342069876986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 03:19:35 2012 No.9394479 >>9393409 >>9393389 >>9393377 Thank you guys! Polite sage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 18 08:08:35 2012 No.9395636 File: 357 KB, 1061x1600, umi_10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you ever gone into stealth mode by accident?

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