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9391847 No.9391847 [Reply] [Original]

Why is doomsday so near, /jp/?

i won't be able to finish all the animes

>> No.9391848

Pull some all-nighters, bro.

There's plenty of time before ascension.

>> No.9391860

I'm almost done all the animes. I just have three left.

I don't know what I'm going to do after.

>> No.9391864

We you ascend you'd watch them all instantly.

>> No.9391869

we should form our own bunker in detroit and congregate there in the weeks before the impact

Because I need to bond before I die.

>> No.9393259

i'm the asteroid

>> No.9393263

>>9393259
btw i'm a girl

>> No.9393270

is­ that cirno?

>> No.9393274
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9393274

>>9391869
There are a lot of.. erm.. violent people in Detroit.

>> No.9393277

New releases are the only things that keep me from offing myself so dooms day should hurry up.

>> No.9393286

i think maybe
people will anticipate it
on the eve of december 20

i think people would all be nervous and some will panick

i think nothing will happen when the clock hits twelve
everyone will sigh in relief

everyone will pat each other on the back

and the sky will go red

>> No.9393312

it was at a day on the december of the month wasn't it

>> No.9393320

As soon as the you posted this the janitor arrived

Coincidence?

I doubt it. Obviously a sign from our high lord, Jesus Christ. Amen.

>> No.9393337

>>9393320
I seriously hope you are not offending my Lord by using his name ironically, if so that's a blasphemy, retrain yourself from repeating this mistake, the Lord has patience but do not abuse the qualities of our Savior.

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