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>ninth grade
>there's a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>has very few friends due to her condition
>she's a fantastic artist
>my friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately
>we start to hang out outside of school
>she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie
>I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass).
>during the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom
>retrieve the big ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>leave
>the next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said "I made them look like you."
>all my friends laugh heartily
>she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

>> No.9390157

cool kopipe

>> No.9390159

Too old.

>> No.9390198

upvoting

>> No.9390307

Bump

>> No.9390315

loooool

>> No.9390326

lol u OWND her bro
*HIGH FIVE*

>> No.9390354

>>9390153
I really hope you die in a painful way after living a miserable existence.

>> No.9390358

that'll teach her to trust people

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>>9390153

>> No.9390442

this post gave me an erection

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>>9390153

>> No.9390470

Very well written troll, OP. A grippingly infuriating yarn.

>> No.9390537

>>9390470
Thank you

>> No.9390554

CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE

>> No.9390561

Oh OP, you just have to post this on /r9k/, it'll be great!

>> No.9390628

>>9390561
Sounds like a pasta, don't it?

>> No.9390647

The thought of this actually happen made me rage.

Well done OP. Still reported, though.

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>> No.9390754

>>9390647
Sounds like someone's a faggot.

>> No.9390766

>>9390694
what board was that thread on? I wanna check if its archived.

>> No.9390830

>>9390766
It started here on /jp/ back in march.

>> No.9390854

>>9390754

Sounds like someone's grimdark edgy.

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>>9390854

>> No.9391054

Just because it's summer doesn't mean you can get away with this shit.

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