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So my mom is connected to my LAN and tried to ask a question in /fa/, only to discover that, not only do I visit 4chan, but I was banned for posting lolicon.

Now I'm having my fig money cut in half, and I'm not allowed to post on 4chan any more. Fuck.

>> No.9380477

isdisniggaserious

>> No.9380480

So ?

>> No.9380487

How the hell do you get banned for lolicon?

>> No.9380488

But you're posting on 4chan right now! I'm going to tell your mum about this.

>> No.9380491

>>9380488
I don't care, she'll probably see this anyway.

Fuck you mom I hate you, I bet you're not even my real mom.

>> No.9380496

Son, we had an agreement. Why are you posting? No more figures for you.

>> No.9380503

>>9380496
If you take my figures away from me, I will literally kill myself. And I'm serious this time.

>> No.9380504

>>9380464
she's going to threaten to kick you out eventually if you don't get a job :o)

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>>9380503
have you quite finished gaying up the place? fuck off

>> No.9380518

is your mom hot

>> No.9380528

I used to have two flatmates that secretly browsed 4chan.

One left his laptop sitting around in the living room and he left his browser on /b/ (he later moved on to Reddit).

Another time, I got globally banned (around the time the X-Japan bullshit happened) and didn't bother to reset my router. The next day I came to 4chan and saw an appeal written for the ban, which I didn't write. He posted it along with an e-mail which, sure fucking enough, belonged to the other guy in my apartment. I wonder if he figured out what was going on, and found out that I browse a board such as /jp/ (now that I think about it, he did move out shortly after this happened and hasn't talked to me since).

They are both gone now thankfully so I don't have to worry about getting everybody banned for shitposting and/or fuck up everybody's connection by resetting my router.

>> No.9380539

>>9380528
You wrote the appeal. It was your email address. You live alone. You have multiple personality disorder. I know this because I am you.

>> No.9380548

>>9380539
Fuck you, me!

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>>9380539
WHOA

>> No.9380600

why do people have static IPs in 2012
they cost extra and have no benefits for normal internet use

>> No.9380642

>>9380600
My father needs it for his shit. I hate him.

>> No.9380647

>>9380600
If you weren't a 12 year old, you'd know.

Not everyone can be bothered to buy a domain and reconfigure it every day, ``faggot''.

>> No.9380707

>>9380600
I got a static IP from the start, didn't request or paid for it.

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