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ITT: depressing 2hu images

>> No.9378675

/r/ THAT 1 WHERE ITS ALL A DREAM W/ SUICIDE

>> No.9378686

Why would Yuyuko, a ghost and long long dead grow old with Youmu staying the same who actually grows (slowly, but she does. Half ghost biology is weird...) ?

Makes no sense and dismantled any emotional response.

>> No.9378718

>>9378686
Maybe Youmu just dressed up an extremely old woman as Yuyuko.

It makes a lot of sense if you think about it

>> No.9378727

Aging is horrifying. I'd get myself killed long before that happens.

>> No.9378737

>>9378718
Slightly more sense, but there's still the issue of what motivation could Youmu possibly have to do that.

Maybe she's just confused about human village and tried to make an old woman feel better by dressing her in nice clothes since Lady Yuyuko always looks so happy and maybe it's the cloth triangle that does something to old ladies. And now she's just even more confused and even sad because all the old lady does is breath laboriously not sure of where she is.

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>> No.9378774

>>9378755
I can't read runes, why is this depressing? For ZUN to meet Reimu is in itself a miraculous event. Unless he's hallucinating. But there's far worse things to hallucinate.

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>> No.9378791

ZUN is canonically a 2hu anyway hes the hakurei kannushi

>> No.9378806

>>9378774
"You know, Reimu.. I wanted to become an ally of alcohol."

Not sure if the "ally of alcohol" part is some idiom I don't understand. I find it depressing because when someone has come to live in a world they dreamed up and they're lamenting over what they couldn't achieve, it strongly implies that he's dead. And even after finally reaching Gensokyo, all he can do is resign to the fact that he never drank enough alcohol in his mortal life.

>> No.9378816

>>9378806
Sounds like "ally of justice", which is an idiom used to describe superheroes like Kamen Rider and Ultraman.

>> No.9378841

inb4 300 pictures of Sakuya dying of old age.

This seems to be by far the most popular type of "sad pictures" along with Keine doing the same.

>> No.9378843
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>> No.9378847

>>9378841
Well, if she wouldn't spend so much of her lifespan in timestop...

>> No.9378850
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>> No.9378858
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Does 2hu abuse count?

>> No.9378866

>>9378850
Not 2hu

>> No.9378873

>>9378858
Kisume will rip your head off dude

>> No.9378881

>>9378858
OP said depressing images and not pleasurable images.

>> No.9378890

>>9378850
didnt futaba make a character like a real otaku version of her about four years ago

>> No.9378895
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>>9378843
I'd dress up as Sanae and suck cocks for her just to cheer her up.

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>> No.9378906

>>9378890
Yes, Kurokona.

>> No.9378911
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>> No.9378915

>>9378911
That Alice is too good

>> No.9378927

>>9378896
Damn you 'Murricans

>> No.9378928
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Never forget

>> No.9378929

>>9378911
Dat damn smug Patchy.

>> No.9378931
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>> No.9378938

>>9378928
Why won't you let me forget?

>> No.9378948

>>9378896
Anonymous in Gensokyo?

>> No.9378962
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>> No.9378980

>>9378962
Why didn't she just invite her? They're neighbors anyway.

stupid Alice!

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>> No.9378990

>>9378985
>picture on wall
>not japanese bird cooking pasta

For shame.

>> No.9378994

>>9378962
The expression on her face makes this one hilarious.

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>>9378990
Who are you quoting?

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>>9378977

Oh shit man when I realized it, it got me

>> No.9379021

>>9378996
「 」

>> No.9379027

>>9379017
It's a funeral for Cirno?

>> No.9379037
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>>9379027
Fairies can't die, baka

>> No.9379048

>>9379037
That's some nice art
Is it me or is iqdb broken?

>> No.9379054

>>9379037

Who in the SDM would mostly die first?

>> No.9379067

>>9378915
Her wig is enviably nicely done. and the Marisa is alarmingly cute.

>> No.9379063

>>9379054
That's a stupid question

>> No.9379065

>>9379054
Meiring, obviously.

>> No.9379066

>>9378980
Because then she'd see the creepy marisa and reimu dolls!

>> No.9379070

>>9379054
I know who it is, but Patchouli would be far more likely to die first, given her illness.

>> No.9379080
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>>9379070
If she's such a great magician then why doesn't she just cure her own illness?

>> No.9379079

>>9379070
Highly doubtful. She's had it since birth, and after one hundred years I would think she has learned enough magic to stave off such things.

>> No.9379084

>>9379080
read at the break of dawn its a good dojinshi a bit about this

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>> No.9379090

>>9379080
What if she doesn't want to be healthy so she doesn't work and shit? le #TruNeetLAD xD

>> No.9379096

>>9379080
Doesn't a magician's magic contribute to their weakness? Since magic uses sulfur or something like that.

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Hardly described it as depressing but more like rage inducing.

>> No.9379116

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=396741

Resolution too big, NSFW

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>>9379090
Im about to blow your mind and burst your bubble you filthy secondary kid.

Patchy does have a job. Her job title is ``Librarian''.

>> No.9379124

>>9378806
>>9378816
I think it's a F/SN reference. Kiritsugu was a "boku" user and they were sitting at the porch too.

>> No.9379128

>>9379124
Here I thought I was the only one who first thought that.

>> No.9379133
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does patchouli know about the dewey decimal system

>> No.9379137

>>9379116
the fug

>> No.9379149

>>9379116

Fucking grimdark faggots, ruining everything.

>> No.9379150

>>9379116
Wouldn't she just regenerate?

>> No.9379146

>>9379137
Reimu rapes Cirno for hours and breaks her. Cirno gives up life and kills herself, bleeding all over her most valuable treasures. Of course, fairies can't die, so she'll be back to staring at them soon enough.

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>>9379146
What a baka.

>> No.9379155

>>9379150
That's why it's so entertaining.

>> No.9379164

>>9379158
Yep. Now her favorite things in the world are stained with that. She can never enjoy them again, can never forget about that.

>> No.9379166

>>9379108
Fack you for reminding me.

>> No.9379172

>>9379108
Why the flying fuck did the author do this? Half a dozen books of sweetness and BAM SURPRISE TROLL END.
There wasn't even any lead up to it. Yukari just showed up out of the blue and erased Cirno for no reason at all.

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tohorelated? check.
depressing? check.

>> No.9379181

>>9379116
The comments made me care less.

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>>9379172
Just jealous old hags doing what jealous old hags do best.

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>> No.9379241

>>9379236
Did she died?

>> No.9379255

>>9379241
I think she took her "binding spell" or whatever off, thus turning her into an inanimate dead body again.

>> No.9379271

>>9379240
I was thinking it's an irony when I see the thumbnail and when I clicked it I was like "Ouch"

>> No.9379284

>>9379271
Took me awhile to get it until I noticed a "wristband" on Marisa.

>> No.9379315

I think it's depressing as it is for a Towhoe.
Never knowing the embrace of a man's chest...

>> No.9379334

>>9379108
The fug did I just read
I had read the earlier chapters but this end doesn't make any sense

>> No.9379338

>>9379334
No, it does not.

>> No.9379341

>>9379255
go away with your objectification fetish.
that's clearly a doll. the whole pic wouldn't make sense in any other way.

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Sad image of Koishi looking for animal.

>> No.9379361

>>9379338
We're supposed to be getting Yukaru X Yuyuko stuff in vol 6.

Which doesn't really justifies this ending. The whole thing is about Cirno and Reimu; it's in the title!

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>>9379108

Fugg you for reminding me.

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>>9379341
The post you're linking to is linked to the Yoshika picture, not the Marisa one.

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>>9379382
fug you for posting that

>> No.9379404

>>9379382
Dan is dead.

>> No.9379407

>>9379108
Serves dyke meister Reimu right for being a pedo-bitch

Too bad for Cirno though

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>>9378790

>> No.9379412

>>9378790
This picture always upsets me because Cirno wouldn't know about sex.

>> No.9379418

>>9379404
Then why haven't you updated his wikipedia page?

>> No.9379419

>>9379418
He's dead to /jp/ at least.

>> No.9379430

>>9379407
They're all like that. Deal with it.

>> No.9379432

>>9379412
It always upsets me because it's terribly drawn and corny, but people seem to love it.

>> No.9379448

>>9379432
/jp/ is terrible and corny, just sayin'.

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i cry errytimme

>> No.9379463

>>9379455
Why did she prick both nipples when marisa only has one mouth?

>> No.9379465

>>9379463
#wow
#whoa

>> No.9379471

>>9379463
What do you think? Marisa now has to spend twice as long.

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>>9379407
What really happened is this.

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>>9379544

>> No.9379581

>>9379475
SAUCE
MOAR

>> No.9379584
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>> No.9379586

>>9379475
>>9379581
NO
TOULEWD

>> No.9379588

>>9379475
MY TESTICLES.

OH GOD, SOMEONE. PLEASE.

YOU BEST BELIEVE I CAN FUCKING FAP TO THIS.

>> No.9379589

>>9379586
MY DICK SAYS FUCK OFF FAGGOT.

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>>9378985

>> No.9379592

>>9379588
Kichiku Ou Reimu -Koumakan Hen-

>> No.9379603

>>9379592
Sadistic Reimu causes terrible things to happen to my penis.

Thank you.

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>>9378977
It's time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4-yIcr-7l0

>> No.9382221
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What bugs me about all the "Sakuya is dead" art is that there's a number of things in the various printed works that implies that Sakuya has been alive quite longer than her appearance suggests.

So it's kinda safe to assume she's not going anywhere anytime soon.

>> No.9382264

>>9379475
>>9379475
The Daiyousei part of this is amazing. Cutest rape ever.

>> No.9382365

>>9382221
She might be older than she looks but she's still human. She will die before Remilia even reaches what we would call maturity.

>> No.9382376

>>9382365
Do you mean physically? Vampires don't age after all. If you mean in a more mental aspect, she's had five hundred years already.

>> No.9382377

>>9382365
I don't think vampires physically age

>> No.9382486

>>9382264
I think the remi part was best that roleplay

>> No.9382503

>>9378737
or maybe this is the artist's rendition of yuyuko. She didn't grow old but she was like this in the first place.

>> No.9382514

>>9378850
This should've ended at the third panel. She brought it on herself by being a full-blown weeaboo. She gets no pity from me.

>> No.9382608

>>9379361
Some good news! I bet Yuyuko is going to win Yukari's heart, making Yukari stop caring about Reimu, thus bringing Cirno back.

>> No.9382643

>>9382377
>>9382376
Then why isn't she a fetus?

>> No.9382658

>>9382643
Vampires are not born, they are turned.

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>>9382033

If Remi loves Sakuya so much, why don't Remi makes Sakuya a vampire?

>> No.9383101

>>9383090
Because vampirism is a curse.

>> No.9383094

>>9383090
reported

>> No.9383132

>>9383090
Because Sakuya probably died happy, a human life is short and enjoyable so, usually, extending it produces grief and pain, Sakuya would realize this after a time and reject the curse of a very long life-span, pretty much what >>9383101 says.

Remilia may be sad now but Sakuya must have died with a smile on her face after a good life.

>> No.9383150

You guys realize Sakuya has time control, right?

Couldn't she just prolong her own life by either reversing the flow around her or just slowing it extremely?

>> No.9383165

Shogun

>> No.9383169

>>9383150
She can't stop her own time.

>> No.9383180

>>9383150
No, you don't understand, it's not matter of can or can not.

It's a matter of nature, the best gift Remilia can give to Sakuya is a peaceful, human, death rather than the curse of longevity from vampirism, hourai, necromancy, etcetera.

>> No.9383198

>>9383169
Is that canon?

>>9383180
What does that have to do with her manipulating time?

>> No.9383203

>>9383198
>Is that canon?

It's common sense. How would she be able to control her time-stopping abilites if she were to freeze herself in time?

>> No.9383218

>>9383203
As I said, she could simply slow down the flow or reverse it.

>> No.9383219

>>9382033
That is incredibly sad.

>> No.9383234

>>9383218
There actually is no canon proof of her being able to reverse time.
Also I don't think she can change her own time. She can slow or fast forward time, but only for the world around her.

>> No.9383237

>>9383234
There's no canon saying she can't.

It's magic man. Stop trying to fight it with logic.

>> No.9383242

>>9383237
There's no canon saying she can't turn into a pot of tea either.

>> No.9383251

>>9383242
>character can manipulate time to the point of stopping it
>suggest that she could do that to herself to change or slow her aging
>has the same amount of possibility as changing into a teapot

Come on, now.

>> No.9383264

>>9383251
I get your point, but reversing time is still vastly different from simply changing the pace of it flowing.

>> No.9383265

>>9383251
Could you type that again but without all the green, please?

>> No.9383278

>>9383264
I believe it could be possible though. That's all I'm saying. Not that it would be easy.

>>9383265
character can manipulate time to the point of stopping it
suggest that she could do that to herself to change or slow her aging
has the same amount of possibility as changing into a teapot

Come on, now.

>> No.9383297

>>9383251
tg;dr

>> No.9383305

>>9383265
>>9383297
Newfaggot lurker here, does /jp/ really have that much of a prejudice against greentext?

>> No.9383311

>>9383305
Short answer: very yes.

>> No.9383326

>>9383305
Don't call yourself a lurker when you obviously didn't even lurk for a single day, otherwise you wouldn't have asked that question.

>> No.9383329

>>9383278

>He actually did it.

How autist must you be to do that?

>> No.9383343

>>9383329
Welcome to /jp/.

>>9383326
He's a lurker in that he's trying to learn more about the board before making serious posts. I think its a fine thing to do, we have one less future greentexter.

>> No.9383338

>>9383329
No one said those words, you just look silly.

>> No.9383354

>>9383343
They're called lurkers because they fucking lurk before posting and asking stupid question that could be answered by lurking more.
I wholeheartedly believe that the death of that custom is the main reason for 4chan turning into a pile of shit.

>> No.9383368

>>9383354
Now that I think about it, I wholeheartedly agree with you. Wow. It does make plenty of sense.

>> No.9383391

>>9383354
You and I both.

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>> No.9383499

>>9383482
Why would Chen be a Buddhist?

>> No.9383682

>>9383499
She's Chinese

>> No.9383721

>>9383682
Where's your proofs?

>> No.9383753

>>9383721
Her name and the name of her theme
Also her clothes

>> No.9383766

>>9383753
Even then she could be a daoist.

>> No.9383814

>>9383766
The three main religions (Daoism, Buddhism, Shenism) are pretty much integrated into one. The only real difference with the three as practiced in China would be what happens after you die.

>> No.9383847

>>9383814
Are you trying to pick a fight?

>> No.9383966

Whats the name of that set of images that shows Reimu growing old and marisa dying before her?

>> No.9384572

>>9383847
oh shit!

NEEEERD FIIIIIGHT!!!!

NERD, NERD, NERD, NERD, NERD, NERD, NERD, NERD, NERD, NERD, NERD, NERD, ETC

>> No.9385504

If I remember correctly the idea that Sakuya is slowing her own aging started from this:

Hieda no Akyuu believes Sakuya has managed to live so long while still looking like a teenager by manipulating time. It's true that Sakuya can increase the speed at which something ages, such as making bamboo flowers bloom instantly in Marisa's A ending of Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, even though this would normally take sixty years. It seems safe enough to assume she can decelerate aging for a specific object, too.

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