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if evolutions is real then why are monkeys still here?

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Misogynists: 0

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9378147

Thanks for the laugh OP.

>> No.9378146

if god is real they why are you so fat LOL

>> No.9378160

OP:3 replys
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>> No.9378171

evolution is the theory (a geuss?? lol) that everyone evolve from blob in ocean

if that true then i am relate to turtle. why dont i have shell?

>> No.9378183

Do you guys spend your whole day coming up with witty shitposts or something?

>> No.9378184

theendlesscycle.html

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>> No.9378174

Jungles are still here. Monkeys kick our asses at living in jungles.

>> No.9378192

>>9378183

i post whatever comes to me

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9378196

Hey Christians,

If God is real, then how come he doesn't exist?

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Christians: 0

>> No.9378204

Evolution actually is bullshit. The truth of the matter is that millions of years ago earth was visited by an ancient species known simply as the Elder Ones and they seeded our planet with life. From the moon, which was their base camp at the time, their researchers crafted and molded the various species of earth's creatures, selectively shaping the path for the species that they thought were best suited to be eventually harvested as a slave race.

Humanity is the end result of this. The harvest comes. Be prepared.

>> No.9378200

>>9378183
I spend my whole day cumming on your mom.

>> No.9378217

>>9378204
I've always liked to think that humans were helped along the way by aliens.

>> No.9378226

if evolution is real then why is mars dead? did they DEVOLVE their water?

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>>9378204
I'd like to be enslaved and used as an alien sex onahole.

>> No.9378243

>>9378229
Excellent, I am an Alien *unzips trousers*

>> No.9378248

>>9378226
The water on Mars is underground and stored at the caps. You could say that it's peshaps the opposite of Venus, being just a bit too cold with a thin atmosphere. Earth is just right.

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>>9378147

>> No.9378263

>>9378248

>Earth is just right.

That's because God made it

>> No.9378326

If god made us out of dirt how come there's still dirt?

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