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>>9377781
More like my dad gave me a taser because I had to walk home alone in a shitty neighborhood since we were poor as shit thanks to the scum of the earth (divorce lawyers). I've had to use it more than once. Fucking niggers every time.

>>9377783
If you're a guy how did you talk to them in vent, exactly? That doesn't make sense unless you had a pretty amazing voice mixer since the shitty once are obvious to spot.

>> No.9377832

birthday anon in the last thread, please tell me your favorite 2hu and I will draw a kawaii pic of her in Paint with my mouse as a birthday present ^_^

>> No.9377836
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>>9377832
Shut the fuck up.

>> No.9377837

>>9377832

Satsuki Rin.

>> No.9377838

rip

>> No.9377839

>>9377836
that is mean! I want to be nice to my friend, he might not have gotten any presents at all!

>> No.9377841

>>9377832
Maybe we could write a touhou related brithday song for him

>> No.9377842
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>>9377839
I said shut the fuck up, nerd. This thread is about me.

>> No.9377843

>>9377838
"rip"?

rip what? In peace?

>> No.9377844

>>9377832
Fuck off and kill yourself I don't want your shitty birthday present.

>>9377837
This isn't me, just some desperate requester subhuman from /a/.

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>>9377836
>>9377842
I'm seriously gonna beat the shit out of you whoever you are.

>> No.9377849

>>9377844
This isn't me.

>> No.9377851

>>9377847
Yes please.

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>>9377847
Who the fuck do you think you are?

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>>9377854
You're just adding on more punches to the face and crotch.

>> No.9377858

jesus, one female comes in expressing her opinions, and now /jp/ers are trolling each other and shitposting among themselves.
keep it up.

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>>9377859
Step out motherfucker time to die.

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>>9377859
Just fucking try me, virgin nerd.

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>>9377862
>>9377866
Don't make me go eagle mode, fuckers.

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>>9377872
Too late faggot, I'm already booking a flight down to Tallahassee now to fucking beat the shit out of you.

>> No.9377879

>>9377827
I'm a guy, I didn't talk on vent I just said I didn't have one. The type of people who play MMOs are lonely betas, they'll believe pretty much anything you tell them. When I play WoW back during The Burning Crusade I had some Romanian guy under my thumb and he'd run be through heroics and 10 mans with his guild while I just afk'd.

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>>9377872

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>>9377874
You think you're girly ass would even make it to the airport after you stepped on board?

I know terrorist cells who would blow your ass into the mile high club just from a simple threatening phone call from me. I've got dictators in my pocket, kid.

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Please stop imitating the Accel guy, I enjoy role-playing with him, it's one of the only things I enjoy in my entire life.

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>>9377837
that is an unusual 2hu to have as a favorite but I did my best

>> No.9377908
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Why are women so disingenuous?

The nice thing about men is that you always know what you're going to get. They're honest about their feelings and they tell you what's on their mind.

Women don't though. It's all passive aggression, half-truths, blatant lies, or any form of deceit that they can use to avoid giving you a straight answer about any topic. They say one thing, something that usually seems friendly and kind on the surface, but in reality they feel the exact opposite.

I've never met a truly friendly woman. I've just met a lot of women pretending to be friendly.

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>>9377895
How about you go back to Korea. I hear Kim Jong-un is looking for a new cumslut and me and my buddies will help you get there.

>> No.9377943

>>9377908

There's no such thing as a female sociopath. It's a term that can only be applied to men because all women are naturally sociopaths and it's only abnormal enough to be considered a disorder when observed in a man.

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>>9377916
You think you and your buttbuddies seriously stand a chance against the most elite female squad in the US Marines? We had to go above and beyond just to qualify for enlistment, not to mention climbing the ladder to the very top. I could tear your tiny nutsacks off just by looking at them.

Speaking of which, why have you been using my images of female eagles if you're a guy?

Fucking idiot.

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