/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I actually have a date set: 30 August 2012

It's when my checking account runs out of money after paying rent, and ironically my birthday.

/jp/ - Everything Except Otaku Culture

>>9375042
look at him and laugh.

>>>/a/

I would like to open portal to Gensokyo instead and it's very serious and important for me.

maybe

>>9375051
you got owned so hard

ageru ^_^

I'm pretty serious. Let's say that all my family gathers and kicks me out in a single burst of anger, deception and sadness. I would be on the street. I can't think of anything but get far, far away, and kill myself in the woods.

I would also do it if (hypothetically) I get a girl pregnant. I'm scared of these kind of responsibilities.

>>9375103

You never know, might find a haunted village on your way through the woods.

Then you could kill yourself by ghost

Turns out I didn't mean it. I'm going to be homeless instead of killing myself. If I end up dead, well, that was going to happen anyway. I won't go down without a fight.

I just hope I don't mean Doubles Guy in a dark alley.

Dammit, I have the easiest, most certain method of suicide not even a hundred feet from my house (a railway), but I just can't bring myself to do it. All I have to do is lay my neck on the track when a train is coming (it's freight, so it's slow enough for that), but I can't even take a step towards it.

>>9375143

>Certain

NOPE

Very easy to fuck that shit up and end up in pain for the last hour of your life. Oh sure, you'll die, but if you mess it up even a little bit, you're going to FEEL it for a while.

>>9375151
I really can't fuck this up. It's slow enough that I can put my neck, and only my neck, on the track in time for a wheel to run over it.

>>9375143

Yeah, I know that feeling. Railroad track not 50 feet from my house and sometimes I just sit on my back porch and watch the trains roll by.

Not sure if I look at them with fear or longing. I've often gone and stood next to the tracks, sometimes just close enough that I could reach out and touch them if I wanted.

>>9375143
>>9375225
Oh wow, me too. Two minute walk to the tracks. It's not an appealing method to me, however.

Yes. I'll probably kill myself earlier than that due to not being able to achieve beautiful girl body that I wish I had, depression, and the fact that I'll never be significant and my dreams never being realistically achievable.

I'm hoping for heart attack before 30ies so I won't have to kill myself.

I already have semi-regular chest pains, so I'm slowly getting there.
I'm not sure If I actually have enough guts to open a portal.

Yes. I'll probably kill myself earlier than that due to not being able to achieve beautiful girl body that I wish I had, depression, and the fact that I'll never be significant and my dreams never being realistically achievable.

>>>/r9k/
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/
>>>/a/
>>>/v/

>>9375268
This has nothing to do with anime or video games, why list /a/ and /v/?

Just stop it /jp/
I can't see you like this anymore..

>>9375275
They'll love blog bullshit like this.

>>9375288
But it isn't anime or video games. It doesn't belong on those boards either.

>>9375285
It's not our fault, it's not our fault, it's not.

I can't commit suicide because I know it will be traumatizing for other people.

My parents, whoever finds me, [spoilers]friends[/spoilers]

>>9375225
>>9375143
What about the train engineer who's going to have to deal with killing someone. If I was in his place it would be highly distressing, even if I couldn't have done anything.

That's not even considering the inconvenience you'd cause to the police and train company's freight and passengers.

>>9375296
You keep saying that. How is this VN or Touhou? It doesn't belong here.

>>9375285

>>9375301
It doesn't.

>>9375307
So put it in /a/ or /v/. At any rate, it will likely be pushed off that board in an hour or two. It'll stay around all day here.

>>9375295
>What about the train engineer who's going to have to deal with killing someone
Tuff luck, nerd.
He should jump from the building.

>>9375319
How is it a VN or Touhou? It doesn't belong here.

>>9375312
It doesn't belong in /a/ or /v/, it is not anime/manga or video games.

>>9375288
Board police, back to /v/ pls.

>>9375323
It doesn't. But it has no place on /a/ or /v/ either.

>>9375330
At any rate, it will likely be pushed off that board in an hour or two. It'll stay around all day here.