/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Man, what a weirdo roommate I have, /jp/. I saw him browsing this site and looking at porn. Don't you think he's a bit too lewd?

>>9369399
Chill out dude he obviously accepts you for who you are. You're the one who thinks you're strange retarded and unwanted. He probably doesn't judge others like you readily just judged yourself.

>>9369411
it's not a matter of it being lewd, I was looking at futa and other 2D things that my normal roommate doesn't understand and will pass around!

better watch out he might have jacked off in your hot chocolate ^__^ later on your should compliment him on his delicious sperm

He wants to fuck

>>9369417
Wrong.
That's just lying to yourself, every human judges other people for their actions and of course now he will he think different of him, of course he will just pretend he didn't see anything, what would he say to him anyways?

why the fuck does 2chan not have a music board?

>>9369479
Japanese people don't have ears.

>>9369455
Really? I must be different then because I don't judge others.

>>9369419
Was your penis out?
Do you really care all that much if other people find out?
Was he there long enough to see both /jp/ and futa?
If he only saw /jp/ just use the words, epic, lulz and random to blow smoke in his eyes. If he saw futa, he probably won't tell anyone about it.

Anyway, just deal with it, real life problems have a tendency to work themselves out. The absolute worst case scenario is that everyone in your friend circle will know you jerk it to futa.

>>9369499

Got it.

Act like you did it ironically, then he'd come out and says he likes the same stuff too ironically, and you'd both laugh about it and everything turns out well.

>>9369501
Again, every human judges each other for their actions or looks, everyone prejudges people without even meeting them, you are not a special snowflake, I'm pretty damn sure you'd judge a black person differently than a white one, same with genders, and of course same with actions.

>>9369455

>of course he will just pretend he didn't see anything

It's always worse when they do that.

>>9369513

"Yeah, bro. I was just fapping that that loli futa doujin irnonically"

>>9369526
So you'd rather have him tell you : "hey dude what the fuck were you fapping to the other day? i think i saw some kids days, that's wrong mate.

>>9369519
No, I'm a good girl. Stop bullying me.

>>9369399
Hope your other roommate takes your j/o up with the board of student conduct. Masturbating in a public space such as an apartment or dorm room is a criminal offence. Not as bad as jerking it in the shared shower, of course, but nobody on student juries gives a shit they just want to throw penalties at fagets.

>>9369562
Who the fuck jerks off in shared showers? That's gay and stupid.

>>9369569
Well not when the other satanic little shits are in it.

But yeah, it's pretty gross for them when one of their own has rubbed one out in there.

Bedtime, Joseph.