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Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:01:01 2012 No.9368162 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine for a second having a sister.

It's saturday night, and you're ready to have your usual party for one. You have beer, liquor and noodles under your desk, and 20 4chan tabs open in your browser.

Suddenly, she walks in, demanding to sleep in your bed because hers "has too much stuff on it", and tells you to get out.

How would you spend your saturday night? Keep her mind her computer has a pentium 4, 512mb RAM and a 75gb hard drive full of photos of the guy who played Thor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:03:03 2012 No.9368196 I don't know about that but I would refuse to let her sleep unless we both sleep together and then just molest her at 3 AM.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:03:03 2012 No.9368195 File: 65 KB, 409x497, 1317880930213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >getting kicked out of your own room. Are you 11?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:04:19 2012 No.9368201 I'd do my damnedest to find some way to sleep with her. If that didn't work I'd stick to light molestation while she sleeps.

>>	Nephew Yama !XanaDuh0e2 Sat Jul 14 23:04:48 2012 No.9368207 File: 698 KB, 555x666, kyoukosnake.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we related by blood...? Is she hot as HELL...? Is it just the two of us at home...?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:05:03 2012 No.9368213 >75gb hard drive full of photos of the guy who played Thor. Hey now, I'm straight and even I thought he was good looking but isn't 75gb a little too much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:05:18 2012 No.9368209 Isn't that guy black?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:05:33 2012 No.9368211 Sleep in your bed with here, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:06:19 2012 No.9368215 >>9368195 I don't feel comfortable confronting people. It's just not my thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:06:33 2012 No.9368217 Did this happen to you, OP?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:06:33 2012 No.9368219 File: 170 KB, 500x748, 1340851040756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You let your little sister boss you around? Beta as HELL.

Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:06:33 2012 No.9368223

My sister did that to me once.
I spent the entire night walking around barefoot because my shoes were in my room and I didn't want to wake her up. I covered close to 15 miles by sunrise. I did quite a bit of stopping and admiring the night. I found a really nice hill to watch the sunrise from, it was beautiful. I was glad I got to do it.

My feet hurt like hell though from walking so much barefoot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:06:48 2012 No.9368224 You didn't specify, but this sounds very much like an older sister. If I had a younger sister, I would make sure to school her in the ways of technology, and preserving her pure finnish blood. Plus I would be the only man she needs.

>>	「ロリあき」 Sat Jul 14 23:07:49 2012 No.9368231 >>9368223 Damn dude you sound deep as HELL, I'd love to meetup with you and suck your cock.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:08:18 2012 No.9368239 Get it on with her. Post results.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:09:18 2012 No.9368245 >>9368231 I've been wondering, are you actually roriaki or are you just some guy who has taken it upon himself this past month or so to tarnish his name?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:10:18 2012 No.9368250 File: 52 KB, 296x202, 1341198215523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My bed, my rules. Take off the clothes and spread the legs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:11:18 2012 No.9368256 >>9368162 My little sister isn't that rude She wouldn't say something like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:11:48 2012 No.9368263 File: 287 KB, 405x412, 1341701638435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9368231 Your posts always make my day. Thank you.

>>	「ロリあき」 Sat Jul 14 23:13:03 2012 No.9368279 >>9368245 >past month I have been here since 2009, being homeless and going to jail really changed me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:14:33 2012 No.9368286 >>9368263 le tracing illegal content face

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:15:18 2012 No.9368290 >>9368279 Just like Vietnam? What did you end up in jail for? Being homeless?

>>	「ロリあき」 Sat Jul 14 23:16:48 2012 No.9368298 >>9368290 Selling drugs and molesting children.

>>	Moe !TRONurrVj. Sat Jul 14 23:17:37 2012 No.9368306 File: 26 KB, 168x257, ¬¬.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9368286

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:19:37 2012 No.9368324 >>9368298 What did you do to the children? How did it feel?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:25:41 2012 No.9368371 Don't child molesters usually die in prison Either to not being released ever or just being stabbed or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 23:50:49 2012 No.9368547 >>9368298 So did you turn gay from dicks in prison?

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