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Why would I ever save an evil wizard?

>A vampire with all of the weaknesses a typical vampire has minus the need for drinking blood, the inability to pass through water and sunlight.
So basically a normal person then?

It doesn't matter, I'd never be in a situation where I save an evil an powerful wizard.

>>9368094
Vampires have powers, though.

>>9368091
She's a loli.

I'd be the fairy, and construct a new body, in which I will reside. Do some nervous system uplinking and tada, I can be anything I want and become God Emperor of Earth.

>>9368109
Does the loli wizard leave after granting my wish? If so, I have to stall a bit.

>>>/a/
>>>/jp/

If he is so powerful then why did a TRUHIKKI NEET like me who has no super powers save him? Anyways I would become a fairy so I can make a Gundam.

>>9368126

I can't wait to be Kurosaki Ichigo from Bleach.

>>9368081
i don't care about any of these unless it involves changing my actuall looks and/or personality.

The obvious answer is to take the fairy form and knowledge, create a new body, and try to intercept the wizard loli in one of her leaps so that I might claim her as my own.

>Kurosaki Ichigo from Bleach. You will also be magically sent to his universe, somehow.

>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/mlp/
>>>/sp/

>>9368155
Being turned into a cute fairy will turn you into a cute 30cm DFC with wings.

>turn into
Fuck that, give me the little fairy so I can use her as an onahole.

Will my fairy vagina be stretchy enough to fit a human penis?

>>9368155
>cute
>30 cm tall

I'm pretty sure that would require changing your looks, Anon.

This whole "evil wizard will give you powers" scenario is a typical /v/ fascination, and the third option is right from /a/.

Get out of here before you get hurt, nerd.

I choose KUROSAKI ICHIGO

>>9368133
omg epic REACTION image bro XD
fugggg :DDDDDDDD

>>9368171
>>9368178
i meant changing them acording to my will.
i bet it has some shitty downsides like getting turned into a fairy of the same sex or with the same BMI. "cute" is kinda vague, what if the wizard has a fatty fetish and considers it cute? you can never trust them wizards.
besides, i kinda ignored it since i don't want to be 30cm tall. i thought about the vampire option, but forgot to specify. i guess i should be more specific in my posts.

The brainpower and knowledge are very tempting, and being able to fly would be a nice extra. But I don't think I can morally justify an evil wizard powerful enough to do such things. Just imagine what kind of death and destruction he or she will unleash on the world once he/she's saved? And with the whole 'being evil' thing, you might actually get killed righter after your wish is fulfilled, because he/she never said he/she wouldn't do that.

I'm afraid I'll have to refuse.

Vampire.

Vampire.

Here's why: They are super-sexy to humans. I will create an army of superhuman babies, and then use them to crush the current ruling class. With the longevity of a vampire I will rule my puny planet with a benevolence and efficiency that could never before be attained.

I just have to watch out for any over-ambitious children... but fortunately I'm 4 times stronger than them (lol)

>>9368301
> And with the whole 'being evil' thing, you might actually get killed righter after your wish is fulfilled, because he/she never said he/she wouldn't do that.
i'd be more afraid of him deliberately misinterpreting my wish "for the lulz", see >>9368278. i bet he'd love to see it backfire on you in some strange way, not necessarily in the looks part.
at least if i was an evil wizard i would do this.

Imma have to go with Sasuke Uchiha XD

>>9368352
>an
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>>9368364
Are you fucking retard?

The fairy, and then make myself a human male again through the power of science/magic.

Or Ichigo with infinitely thick plot armor.

>>9368094
Garlic will kill you

>>9368094
>>9368436
You will glitter when exposed to sunlight.

anyone who doesnt choose the fairy is an idiot

Can I be a vampire fairy instead?

>>9368436
Then no deal. Garlic is my most favorite part of any dishes.

Guess I'd take the Ichigo route.

``It can't be helped."

>>9368520
You mean the power to turn people into fairies? Just get some other fairies and gangrape them, /jp/ told me so.

>>9368530
Don't be a fuck-up though, and try not to hit the backgrounds. The rest of the problems will probably resolve themselves.

>>9368536
How do I hit the backgrounds.. Oh wait. You got me there.

Aww I saw the OP and though they would turn me into a spaceship. No deal.

>>9368539
if you become the fairy, you can turn yourself into a spaceship

>>9368541
If you pay close attention, there are occasional backgrounds that go away whenever beams start flying.

>>9368549
Really? Maybe there are backgrounds in every scene, just painted White.

>>9368528
Turning others into fairies sounds like a cute ability. I'd turn all of /jp/ into fairies.

So basically I can become a fairy , build a time machine and kill the wizard before he offer people the rewards?

That way I can become the one and only cute and genius fairy

>>9368638
The wizard is a cute loli, and she is only giving you a reward because you saved her life, a situation she is unlikely to try and end up in again.

>>9368655
I see, the power still seem neat to me. I have lots of ideas yet have no skill in creating them to be real. This will be interesting.

>>9368689
If your solution is not to create a new body and then try to intersect/latch on to her teleportation in effort to claim her for your own, I have to say that you have terrible ideas.