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someone help
please

Where can I find videos of asian girls talking about things in english? Their accent is very relaxing and it helps me go to sleep.

I'm so tired but I'm scared and I need to hear relaxing voices or I can't go to sleep.

>> No.9362575

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo

>> No.9362577

give me your skype and we'll talk to each other until we fall asleep

>> No.9362580

YouTube? Or hire an Asian.

>> No.9362584

>>9362577
Really? I want to, but I'm shy.

>> No.9362591

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqvsVZeKfpQ

She has helped me go to sleep many nights.

>> No.9362610

no pure japanese girl would defile her voice by uttering the tongue of the white pig

>> No.9362627

>>9362610
Good thing pure Japanese girls don't exist.

>> No.9362625
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9362625

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i__JjdcwG5o

>> No.9362637

>>9362625

LEWD

>> No.9362674

I don't want to click any of these links. It will screw up my recommendations on Youtube even further. Nobody will ever see them, but it still bothers me.

>> No.9362757

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teRw2eDAXvA

White man whispers about chocolate bars in a creepy voice for 11 minutes. Great for sleep. Highly recommend

>> No.9362765

Being serious here.

Try barricading your door with some kind of sturdy stop, and also locking it. Lock your windows or make sure that they'd make noise if someone tried to get in through them. You could just attach loud bells to the windows and door, as well as blocking them to the best of your abilities. Also, sleep with weapons on the edge of your bed, on both of your sides, so they could be accessible.

That makes me able to sleep despite my paranoia.

>> No.9362771

>>9362757
I can't hear shit.

>> No.9362784
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9362784

>>9362765

I'm scared of things that don't make any sense. I believe that ancient creatures live under the layers of ice in Antarctica and because I have learned of their existence they are silently watching me. I don't think they will actually do anything to me, but when I turn off the lights at night and try to go to sleep I can feel their presence looming around me. That invisible stare, just knowing that somewhere out there they are watching me and waiting.

Relaxing voices is the only thing that helps me occupy my mind.

>> No.9362824

>>9362784
Have you considered seeing a doctor?

>> No.9362829

>>9362784

Lovecraft strikes again

The Shoggoth come for you

>> No.9362852

>>9362784
Watch out bro, global warming is melting Antarctica. Before you die they'll escape and hunt you down.

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>>9362852
>global warming

>> No.9362871

>>9362784
You could come to my house. Just don't get lost on the way to my room, because I won't go looking for you.

>> No.9362887

>>9362784
:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o6GEmNHaDo

:)

>> No.9362883

>>9362584
I feel the same way... dude?

>> No.9362892

>>9362887

this is a beautiful song

>> No.9362899

Google venus angelic because I can't be fucked to link to it, her Real Life Anime: Cuppycakies video is very soothing.

>> No.9362906

>>9362899
You know she's Hungarian and living in the UK? She's just a weeaboo fuck.

>> No.9362907

>>9362899
Fuck her and I hope she dies.
Venus Angelic a shit.
>>>/cgl/

>> No.9362932

>>9362784

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TyHtI6vtkM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c273cnMmncE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsZhO8sBL2U

They aren't asian or female but their voices always put me in a "take it easy" mood.

That last one seems to fit your situation pretty well...kinda.

>> No.9362984

>>9362887

>iu

this pleases me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdMCmu-gFDM

>> No.9362991

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ0qxKAG79M

se$$y asia boi

>> No.9363383

Ika-chans english is the best english.

>> No.9363648

>>9362984
pigs.

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>>9362610
i found your comment very funny

>> No.9364840

>>9364470

those are a lot of pigs entering that green dragon

>> No.9365135

You autist are truly adorable, in my mind.

>> No.9365172

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhQEozqVo7I

>> No.9365224

>>9362610
Japanese people are white though.

>> No.9365231

>>9365224
they are yellow nerd!

>> No.9365236

>>9365224
Only in Chinese cartoons and computer books, though.

>> No.9365245

>>9362610
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_0zYcj-43E

>> No.9365242

>>9365172

what is a japerin army?

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