/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm too stupidumb, sorry.

I don't think they can get past my password.

Damn.

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implying i'll die before them

I have a password, and everyone besides me is completely computer illiterate so theyll just end up throwing my pc away.

It's a shame I'll be dead. I wonder how their faces would look after seeing my cuckold, scat, puke, hairy girls, pregnant girls and other sick porn. I think it would be comical.

>>9355779
this

All my lewd pics are on an encrypted HDD.

But no one in my family has the technical competence to use my computer, so I'm not really worried about them.

I'm the only one in my family who knows how to use a computer. I'm safe.

>>9355822
>cuckold, scat, puke, hairy girls, pregnant girls and other sick porn.
>hairy girls

You crossed the fucking line. I mean, how sick can you be?

Noone in my family even knows how to start the X server.

I haven't polluted my hard drive with many lewd pics. Only my brother knows how to get at it, and even then, he wouldn't be surprised by anything he saw.

They wouldn't even know how to start it.

In my will I've left instructions on what's to be done with my PC, it will be left running until one of you solves a series of clues I've created and claims it and all its contents. I also gave the password to my truNEET older brother just in case.

Someone has that japanese image macro that read "If I die, burn all my stuff and format my HD"?

1. I already cut contact with my family. They have no idea where I am and have no way of talking to me. I wonder if they have found out yet? If so, I hope they don't report me as a missing person.
2. All my stuff is encrypted, with the majority of it being in storage. I only carry an encrypted netbook with me.
3. I changed my name, so everything under storage is under that name. I wonder if it will even find its way to them if I die.

So they won't find SHIT, nerd.

>>9356034
Why would you do that? Family is one of the important things in this world.

>>9356039
I assume he is one of those kids with alcoholic father and abusive screeching mother, asshole siblings and dstardly extended family.

>>9356034
what a dick

>>9356034
Is living in the closet that effective?

I won't be alive to care so I really don't understand why I should waste my time worrying about that kind of thing.

How am I supposed to explain this image?

>>9356089

Zankuro, a man of taste.

>>9356089
MY BOSS JUST FIRED ME

>>9356130
What a coiincidence, I just got promoted.

If I'm dead, why would I care?

I read that as stupid finns on your computer.

>>9356138

>>9356089

>>9356089
Zankuro's pretty cool now that he stopped drawing dickgirl disgaeas.

Im live alone in a room, since I was kicked out of home, and, when I die, no one will know, so... I shouldnt worry about my shits and stuff on my pc.

I like the bondage-loli (and anothers sick things), but I never hurt a girl in the real life, maybe, because I would feel more sick if I did those things in real life... the drawing does not hurt anyone.

>>9356166
Man you sound like a total retard.

>>9356047
He's just as bad for running away instead of trying to fix his family.

>>9356172
english isnt his first language

>>9355845
What's wrong with this?

>>9356166
>>9356172

>>9356180
What the fuck anon. I was expecting some cute hairy 2D girl.

>>9356180
That is fucking digusting. Someone get that woman a razor.

/jp/ related thread, great. I wouldn't care care if I were dead.

>>9356190
2d hairy is infinitely better, but I can't ever find girls who are hairy enough in 2d.

>>9356166
enjoy your "sick things" retarded
Hahahahaha!
Really, you must be new here

>>9356234
Is there guro coming up? My dick needs this.

>>9356262
Prove it.

>>9356253
That artist has never done anything violent in his drawings.

>>9356266
Burden of proof relies on the prosecution.

>>9356308
I was sure that would work.

>>9356262
Yeah, winn dont hurt their lolis

The family name is going to end with me so that's impossible.

It's okay. My laptop goes to my brother, and he already knows/shares my interests.

I'm worried that racism is becoming seen as bad, not because I am racist, but because I just want to be able to call people niggers on the internet without fear of getting arrested for hate crime somehow.

I just signed up to be an organ donor yesterday. Now I can take it easy when I die knowing some good will actually come from me dying.

>>9356180
is it wrong that the thing that disgusts me the most is the pimple on her ass?
i want to squeeze it.

tfw login(1) asks for ur p/w

When I kill myself I'm going to format it, do a reinstall and plant evidence of wholesome hobbies and such.

>>9360902

That's a good idea, what did you have in mind

I'm going to chop up my computer into 8 pieces and bury the pieces around my town. That ought to be enough right?

>>9360910

I'll think of something eventually. I haven't any immediate plans to leave this earthly realm.

>>9360916

Dude you have to go out of your jurisdiction. Try burying it in the adjacent counties or better the closest state.